Aug 15, 2014 6:28 PM

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DAE DAE DAE DAE???

Opening hours of banks

So glad no one's blocking our view! :D

*Lose, Mr. President.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

A week without water? Good luck!

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

As far as I know you also can't die from lack of sleep, a study kept a person awake for 18 days straight and researcher didn't die..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh my god if engineering is that low on the fun scale you're doing it wrong. Try adding a "mad" to the front.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Way more fun than accounting.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously. We have way more fun than accountants!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Whoever is using to toilet paper is not being creative enough.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Wet wipes are where its at Bruh.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Three seashells.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn't get past "loose" 20 pounds.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Regarding the religious extremism one.. I see far more 'PC master race' elitism stuff than Apple Mac stuff

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Over our faith's existence, us Apple users have killed far fewer winfidels than any other religion, except prolly Buddhists & pastafarians.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't you saw all those videos of beheadings done by Apple extremists? That time an appleist shot up a microsoft office?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those winfidels deserve it!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The apple stuff has really died down over the years. I'm not sure if it's maturity or acceptance.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ogre has never seen apple extremism. He obly sees it from Android users. Ogre has searched for this fables iphone extreme fanbase. No luck.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

It's less of a novelty now, to buy an electronic device that is solid and visually appealing. (not saying apple is better in every way)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To be fair, Uranium is low in calories.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Diet uranium has almost none.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it isn't - one gram of uranium produces over 19 million calories.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to loose? No.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

ROFL is a bigger lie than LOL.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

LMAO

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Biggest lie ever told.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

right behind " I won't come in your mouth"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ROFLMAO

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a pit bull owner my dog would lick your face. Chihuahua enthusiasts are the ones to watch out for

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

This. All the this.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you know someones a pitbull owner because they can never shut the fuck up about how they're totally cute and fluffy and dont maim people

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

conveniently forgetting the inordinate amount of times that they have, yknow, maimed people

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My dog definitely isn't fluffy because it's a pit bull and they aren't fluffy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once lived behind poodle enthusiasts. Every time they let them out in the yard, it was nonstop yapping until it was time to go back in.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smoke detector one is a little off, it left out the amount of time its telling you the batteries are dying.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya in the modern era there's only one religion extreme enough to produce suicide bombers

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, the other ones only produce regular homicidal bombers, which are way way less extremist and atrocious.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shintoism?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hinduism?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jews are the 2nd most extreme?

12 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 12

I guess percentage wise that's true

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

That bothers me.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 14

glad i wasn't the only one that went WTF?

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

stood along a road in Israel and screamed at young girls on their way to school because they believe girls shouldn't be educated. Link: -3

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

Ultra orthodox communities in Brooklyn and Israel can be pretty fucking nuts.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Nut cases? Sure. But I wouldn't call them "extremists" in that sense of the word.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also can't help but feel that's incorrect.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

Normally i wouldn't comment but i'm genuinely confused about the downvotes.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

They kind of did it in reverse.

12 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

Reverse (minus the Hindus)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

because they mostly stick to harassing each other instead of other religions/cultures, e.g. the protests by Hasidic jewish men where they -2

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

That sounds about right.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Jewish populations in the US might be more moderate in places, but there are a lot of extremist Jews. We don't see it as much on the news -1

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 12

I didn't see your pt. 2 and 3 at first - thought you were downvoting your own comment, LOL. (ok, lied, I didn't really LOL)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Extremist" jews don't really try to kill anyone

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

Tell that to the 9,000 palestinians killed since 2000.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

That's jews as a nation, not as an extreme form of religion.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I dunno. I think the expulsion of an entire race of people from a strip of dirt that you think is holy is a pretty extreme form of religion

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Totally not at all Hamas' fault, Israelis just like bombing innocents...all my wuts

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You don't have to kill people to be an extremist. Insisting women sit in the backs of buses and use different sidewalks is pretty extreme.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I am merely saying that extreme for one group is very different from extreme for another. Equating two different problems is dangerous

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tumblred

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 7

Tumblr doesn't like Jews?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Correct.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

tubler would get worked up about the order of the other religions in a non souced graph where those are not the joke.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

You can survive longer without sleep than you can without water.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe its how long you can survive without water but with food, without both its 3 days, but you can get some fluids from food.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The movie theater one also applies to airplanes and significantly larger people

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT'S "LOSE" NOT "LOOSE"

12 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

Easy folks, they're danish..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why it's such a common error, it really fucking irks me.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU. I came to the comments solely to bitch about that.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GODDAMNIT PEOPLE ALWAYS DO THAT!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FALSE! these mainly warn you how low their batteries are

12 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 5

"Do you want to slowly get rid of your 9-volt batteries? Then buy this circle!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My smoke detectors have been warning me for the past couple of years. Yet to change a single one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You goin die, son

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the volume and frequency of the low battery warnings are counter-intuitive since it irritates me to the point I'll remove them.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Right!? Who has 9V batteries laying around? And they cost like $6 for one.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Better to pay $6 a year than have your house burn down, though.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ehhh

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Especially when the previous tenants hid one inside the freaking bath tub.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uranium, sulfur, and lead aren't "foods," Mr. President.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Psst... that's the joke.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

am i the only one who actually did the ikea maze?

12 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 3

I started, and I knew it was silly, but I just couldn't stop until I finished it.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I know that Ikea maze, and that is definitely the kids section, probably stuffed animals.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we all do the ikea maze, whether we want to or not.

12 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

Twice. At least twice. Just in case you forgot to look at the shit you aren't going to buy anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hardly even a maze. It's basically just one winding hallway with maybe 3 offsets that obviously don't go anywhere.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's easy:

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's very easy. calling a maze seems inaccurate.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I usually just walk in through the exit.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you, It's the only way I can get The Hub to go with me! ;p

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did that the last time I went to Ikea, saved me a lot of time.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nope, you are not

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No my OCD kicked in and I was forced to.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. This.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im to hungover to try.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did, it was easy as fuck

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has to otherwise I'd lie awake at night!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to. It's not like I could just scroll past it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't trust facts from a site that doesn't know the difference between "lose" and "loose."

12 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 3

To be fair, these are all directly translated from Danish, the language they were written for. Mistakes are going to happen.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

just imagine they meant it and that women want to loose their 20 lbs on people like an attack dog

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Come on, don't... LOSE your head. HAAA- wait, shit.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TIL being an accountant is more fun than an engineer

12 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

As an engineer I can tell you I am much farther down to the right on that scale.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the inspiration

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From what my friend tells me, it's a lot easier to come to work drunk without people noticing.

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

This was true for me and my math was still very accurate, 98% of the time. Or was that 68% of the time.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Depends on the proof of your chosen drink.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the people whose accounts they work on will notice...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still refuse to believe this. though I shall the explanations below into account

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think ISIS is a bit more extreme than Apple fanboys. Just saying.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

Surely vegans should be on there somewhere.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not sure if "Pitbull enthusiasts" breed dogs or listen to crappy music.

12 years ago | Likes 461 Dislikes 2

If you lived in Brazil you'd understand what crappy music really is. I know what I'm talking about.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close enough - Venezuela.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feat. Pitbull (enthusiasts)

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Both. They do both.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

GG Pitbull. Lets you know he's in the song at the very beginning.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best comment

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as a pitbull enthusiast and owner of the dog in the neighborhood who barks the least and cuddles the most.. it's the rapper.

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 6

I don't get why the term is even there.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Because people are still scared of one breed of dog based on stories they heard but never actually witnessed (because they're exaggerated)

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have a terrier mix myself. The level of ignorance and cognitive dissonance is astounding.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's hilarious when a pit bull covers them in slobbery kisses and they're like "oh god so scared." If it was any other dog, they'd be fine.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been surrounded by pits in my neighbourhood and it's always labs and shepherds with stupid owners that stir up shit.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AND THE GODDAMN CHIHUAHUAS no offense if you have a chihuahua

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Must say, your name makes me desperately want to be friends with you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you! yours makes me think you either like army tanks or tank tops or maybe you know someone named tank?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But really, how many people actually have a (real reason to have a) problem with someone liking pitties?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

especially since the term 'pit bull' is so broad and half the time is used incorrectly anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, staffies and american bull dogs are pits too right? :P

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

basically everything is!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They listen to good music.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, Pitbull is the artist, pit bull is the dog.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the crappy music ones would be worse

12 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

TIL that Sulfur, Poisonous Mushrooms, Lead and Uranium are considered food by dietary experts.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think maybe it was about to rain last night, but it didn't.

12 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 7

Auntie Marjorie likes this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Facebook posts in a nutshell:

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You must have ESPN!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They don't think it be like it rain, but it dew.

12 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 0

People don't think the atmosphere be like it is but it do

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

This truly made me stop reading them, and cry a little laughing so hard.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Statuses on Facebook are so enriching!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Would not have known what this was referencing if it wasn't for you. Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've got your back!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ikea one is spot on

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I once tried beating the system by walking thru the exit. Felt like a salmon swimming upstream & btw, IKEA had put the item at the entrence.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL

12 years ago | Likes 269 Dislikes 14

XD

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rofl

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You LoL'ed? I LoL'ed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You lier

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahaha!! this comment literally made me ROFLMAO

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of love to you too sweetie

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comment did a number on me. Would you have sex with me? Don't worry, I'm at least 18 years og age.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LOL

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

actual LOL

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LIES!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

liar!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

LOL has always annoyed the shit out of me. I always type out "Hahaha," because i feel it's more genuine. If I laugh out loud, I write that.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't know! When I type "LOL" it genuinely got a smile or a giggle out of me. I think "lol" is more of a "ok" kind of response.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol lost meaning throughout time and use. lol a few years ago means what LOL means today. Weird talking seriously and they finish with "lol"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg. I don't understand. It's me, isn't it? Are you saying there's a difference with capitalization? And it's creeps that end w/lol? lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I'm not fun at parties because I never get invited to them. Hahaha... *sigh* :(

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

i was gonna say the party thing loool

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I headed you off at the pass!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I right that too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

write*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(Cont.) I'm not one to really laugh loud much anyway, but LOL usually means I'm actually pretty entertained and/or having fun. Smiles!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an engineer you're way off - I LOVE my job!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As a colorblind person, most of these are just a massive middle finger.

12 years ago | Likes 783 Dislikes 11

to be honest they're mostly uninventive. Guessing the answer is not particularly hard

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're colour blind... How did you know what these are really like?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you not distinguish the shades?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The different shades are very hard to see - especially if they're small like the movie theater one.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aaaahahahahahaha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

Oh man, that's just mean... +1

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I could not agree with you more. The worst one was the Movie theater one.

12 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 2

really Im not color blind only slightly color deficient and I had to take a good long look with a bright light overhead just to see it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep just looked for colorblind because I can't see the theater one at all, although I can assume where the 8' people are sitting.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As a not colorblind person: If you look at it like an excel spreadsheet: D2 and E2 are "The seats you carefully selected". (1)

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

D3 and E3 are "The seats with supernaturally tall people. The rest of the "Seats with people of average proportion" (2)

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

didn't stand a chance of seeing that one at all

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The corresponding colors are white, red, and green respectively if you care. (3)

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

youre a saint homie

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah that one just looked like a jumbled mess of brown to me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a colorblind person, I can distinguish shades, and had no problem with these (except the movie theater one).

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Mostly they're not really all that bad, but that movie theater one just hurts my eyes to TRY to see.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I am not colorblind, but this is my understanding of how it works.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a non colourblind person, these comments + replies are so interesting!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

At Christmas time for colorblind people does it look like everyone is just wearing a shitload of brown?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gasp! Colorblind people weren't supposed to be able to see the hidden middle fingers in these!

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

False, this is how you wasted time in the 90s - http://imgur.com/xv9nwmn

12 years ago | Likes 4654 Dislikes 14

I have it on my machine now, and play it regularly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

how do ppl remember all these thing that i've long forgotten about

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH BOY YEA! we had tournaments in our neighbor

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told myself, "If this isn't a picture of the pinball game, I'm going to downvote." Well hot damn, take my +1.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no substitute for nostalgia

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never had Windows 95 Plus ;_;

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3D Pinball for windows - Space Cadet. You can still get it :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I wasted time in the 90's

12 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

As a teenager in the 90s... i concur.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, not much changed?

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That's how I waste time now!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah the memories.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or this http://imgur.com/dNG8AaV

12 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 1

Baseball!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tetris. . . . .so much Tetris.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You misspelled Zelda.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You both misspelled Pokémon

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You all misspelled blowing in the cartridge.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

I had strange confusing good feelings holding my phone and seeing this splash screen

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

wait for it...ding!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You don't even understand how much nostalgia is held on that one animation for me.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh, gameboy color. How I miss thee.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's the Game Boy Advance opening, though.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dude I just found mine about a week ago. Pokemon Silver fer dayz

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My pokemon crystal doesn't work any more because of the Cartridge Battery issue. :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me http://imgur.com/T5ZxOkv

12 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

I met the creator of that game a few weeks ago. He seemed like a really cool guy. He works at an LED lighting company now.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mind is blown. I had forgotten that this existed. I love you forever!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How about a similar game called poco man, anyone?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That did exist! It wasn't just a badly colored dream.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for Chip's Challenge. Thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy hell I loved that game and totally forgot about it!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I so totaly forgot about this gem.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

drunk me thanks you for nostalgia!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This and SkiFree

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That and also: Hover!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok ur doomed... I have to go find my 95,98 and 2k cds to FIND THAT GAME! Lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS GAME AND COULDNT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS CALLED. thank you, thank you so much. :cries tears of joy:

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVED THAT GAME I MISS IT SO MUCH... and the sound he makes when you walk into a wall, DOOSH DOOSH DOOSH

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There's a spiritual sequel called Chuck's Challenge on Steam.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Omg that game! Too many hours spent!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh god I just had a nostalgasm.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I just nostalga'd

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jazz Jackrabbit anyone? http://imgur.com/NKg91AD

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

jeez, forgot about him

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes! so much yes

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FUCK YES!! That game was amazing!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both of them, I liked playing as spazz

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVED THAT GAME!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jack and his slutty sidekick, whatsherface.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

where's my sharewarestore ?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOVE THAT GAME! So much time spent playing it. Wish I could give you 100 points.

12 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

I wish I could play that game again.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I wish I could play that game again.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you can

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, mom would be on the phone (yay dial-up) and I'd play pinball until I could use the internet. I should use dial-up as a punishment [1]

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if I ever have kids or open up a torture dungeon.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't. Geneva convention prevents it. Plus that whole "cruel and unusual punishment" issue.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I could play that game again.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Send me a message and I'll try and find the download link for you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's a zip of the game: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_3XbIRfcYaRVzNoZjlZb1hzdmc Confirmed to work on Win7.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LIFE

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just make 99 alternate accounts. Problem solved.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That might be time-consuming.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get your mom to help you out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoa there, Unidan.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't understand :C

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can still hear the startup sound.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which one?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not time wasted; That's a solid gaming experience.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

is it me... or could i hear the sound fx from that game when i saw the pic?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

90s? Son, I was playing that in 2006-2008!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I CAN HEAR IT

12 years ago | Likes 596 Dislikes 0

Of course you can. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT2wYZ2svDU

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the Rick Roll :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

AHHAHAHAAH ME TOO

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BRR BRRRDRDR BWWWWEEEP BWWEEEP BWWWEEEP

12 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 0

Gravity pull activated!!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always up vote attempts of sounds!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My speakers are muted yet sound is still heard. Pls halp!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

90's? More like 2001

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

False, this was the biggest time waster of the 90's :http://avenuetrim.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/aol.gif

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

now get 1876 hours free!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, I certainly wasted most of my life on that game..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WAIT ITS NOT A GAME

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're god damned right.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Walter is that you?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False, I didn't even notice that game until Windows XP. About the only computer game I played in the 90s was Sim Tower.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not most of it. That was released in 96.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

checks out!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When EQ 1 servers were down for 8 hour maintenance and this is all I had. Life was tough...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For those wanting to play, here's a zip of the game from my XP computer: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_3XbIRfcYaRVzNoZjlZb1hzdmc

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Now i need someone to get me hover.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are doing the good work

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does work on Windows 7, but I don't know about Windows 8/8.1/8.1 Update 1. Tell me if it does.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Omg I completely forgot about this game, ty very much good sir!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It works for windows 8. I'm playing now :D

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hidden test was the shit!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how I wasted time until 2005 or so

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM DING DING DING!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The image was still loading and I was thinking "if it were me, it would be space pinball". Fucking NAILED it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is how I wasted my time in the 2000s too

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember that and I'm not a 90's kid. I was born in '98.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I wasted time in the 90s. http://media.tumblr.com/49ff5a534adee198ef28ca7298da5f16/tumblr_inline_mprw1r6Zij1qz4rgp.gif GOAL!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh the miserable memories of this one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your URL tricked me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks familiar. As if I've been there before ... hmm.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Right? I think I know that from somewhere...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Reddit

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should have just named it 'The Internet is Down'.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was expecting a tamagochi

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It even loaded slowly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a CD with two other pinball machines, one was a dragon themed one, it was way better than space cadet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH. MY. GOD.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I waste time on that still. I love it mane

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still how I waste time

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want double upvote for this one!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this just made my day! i still have this on my computer!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg!!! I forgot about that game!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had myself a hi-score of ~11,000,000,000. Good times. Fuck the gravity ball.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even joking I knew that what the picture was going to be +1

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

& still play it today

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I promised I wouldn't cry...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Opens up game folder on PC, THIS IS THE FUTURE!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miss this game!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to play that, I want to play that right NOW!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else remember rmax?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

false, it was xp...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THERE IS A PINBALL TABLE FREE ON STEAM!! Pinball FX2 I believe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still remember the first time I ever played this. Scored 5 million, beat my brother's high scores. He was pissed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to waste time with real pinball machines too at 90s. Try to do that today. Now I made myself sad.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy crap, memories!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

90's?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Space kadett was a table in a pinball game called "Full Tilt Pinball", that table was part of Windows 95 Plus! package (1)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was later made a standard game in Windows Me and Windows XP (don't remember if Windows 2000 had games) (2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. And paying for it now. Excuse me while I go cry.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still do...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BO DA BOO DA BOO BEWWWW BEWWW BEWWW

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I thought it was going to be Playboy mag

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY CHILDHOOD! I was so bad at it, but I played all the time anyway!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe the best thing Microsoft brought to humanity, after Excel and NT5..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still is now HAR HAR HAR

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 200% sure that was going to be a GIF of scrambled porn.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ever just go on Microsoft Paint and make random shapes?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no im too pro for that

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False. I wasted it banging your mom -- and even to this day I regret your conception.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wolfenstein

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you love a game when you love reading the manual

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember playing this on those store displays

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had such a fantastic high score. I never dropped the ball until I wanted to. The only reason I'm not still playing is Mum opened the door.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy shit...I immediately heard in my head the startup sounds. what a find.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

False, that's still how I waste time in 2014. You can still download it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong wrong wrong. THIS is how we did it in 90´s http://theodor.lauppert.ws/games/s/screen1/win16/bangbang.png Windows 3.1 4ever!1!11

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope this will be the next design trend

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the name of the game called?? I would love to download it nowadays!! Great post, btw!! :D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had Pro Pinball: Timeshock! and felt like a computer pinball elite.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just heard the noises...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hidden test

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Add the discovery of hentai and you just summed up my last years of elementary school

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That game. Miss it soo much.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I waste my time today... *insert obligatory 'and I'm not even an 90's kid'*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my dad and I battled endlessly for the high scores in that game!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I L0VE THIS T00 MUCH

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude, i still play that game...copied it off XP to carry over to Win7

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

u mean 90s-2014. dude it is still here.

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Mother Mary of Joseph? While I approve of the gif, she was the mother of her husband?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0