Ey Gurl...
Buddhist technique of dick descending from heaven
BBQ so good it makes you question your sexuality
Lets go on a Feels Trip.
"It's funny so it must be true..."
MFW my gf says she's into pegging
Christian mode = Hardcore mode
45 mins after I ask my co-worker how her weekend was
MFW I finger a girl and lick her out at the same time
Not it, chief
In reaction to Dallas and the violence throughout America
I'll see you in Valhalla Mr. Harrington.
Get your 10 foot poles out
"Hey Indy how do you feel about the confederate statue being torn down?"
Its a shame because i love her personality
Dfddd
I think George Washington would agree