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My mom gave me a wizard hat
And made me a staff
Then I fought a monster
Today was great
Also since people asked I made a tumblr so you can follow me
http://empressofnopes.tumblr.com/
And a twitter if you want to ask questions that I'll answer on my tumblr
https://twitter.com/EmpressOfNopes
itsprollyfine
I always up vote Magnus. +1
derekt101
Is he wearing a bugle?
DoSheGotTheJetSkiSeaDoo
OP is Hagrid.
Yelims
Oh shit he's got the Staff of Magnus!
SlightlyAfraid
TIL spider owner is a girl, suddenly more badass
Zerreth
Is that tarantula wearing a bugle for a hat?
GovtSubcommittee
I hate spiders, but now I feel... conflicted.
youaresoverywrong
Magnus is my favorite nope
IHONESTLYHAVENOFLIPPINCLUE
It's really hard to be afraid of spiders when you post cute shit like this OP!
AgamemnonsMemes
*hyperventilating*
ItWasAnUzi
ᶠᶦʳᵉ ᵇᵃᶫᶫ ᶠᶦʳᵉ ᵇᵃᶫᶫ ᶠᶦʳᵉ ᵇᵃᶫᶫ
Gorillaabs
Lol is that a bugle?? I used to put those on my finger tips :)
TheRicM
Just the tips
schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel
yup
kmikl
*EVERYONE* that has had bugles, has put them on their finger tips
IDontKnowHowToHuman
This. *nods*
Buzzkillington54
Don't you think that hats are terribly stressful for him
XxTheLoneWandererxX
Nope. He's a wizard.
schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel
not really I often find her with moss or dirt on her head she seems to usually have something on her head in her cave so I just went with it
AdrianAmato
What is your advice for someone who wants a tarantula? (What kind to get, how to handle it, etc.)
staticlife
yer a wizard Maggie!
maryjane4u
Awww why is this spider so cute with a bugle on its head?!
scarybunnie
What is with all these mother fucking tarantulas on this mother fucking front page.
mkyner
That fist-bump at the end makes it.
chazez
waiting for flick
ProbablyBex
It is actually so adorable
SamBurke
I guess you could say his popularity has been... MAGNUS-FIED
Kimun
Magnus is a girl.
SamBurke
No, he's a pansexual gender fluid non-binary mocha frappuccino with dual acting hydraulic cynlinder and leather grip swiss army knife
321Guesswho
yes but about the staff? Could one argue that it is now the staff of Magnus now?
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
We're going to have to worry about the fact that Magnus had like seven other eyes apparently
dakonsept
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
CarrotSharpener
You could also try not saying that. Like, ever again.
KirkKahn
Feed me the fly, you fools!
constipatedturtle
Spiderbro, Spiderbro, does whatever a broseph does.
pinecone
This spiderowner found a way to make nopes look cool. The Australians hate her. Click to find out how!
elsha3er97
Spider bro..spider bro..does whatever a spider does..can he fight a dinosaur..yes he can he a wizard yo
elsha3er97
A spider do*
Skatman
NOOOPE. STOP THIS MADNESS. RUN. FLEE. I DO NOT AGREE WITH BROFISTING THIS. IT STARTS WITH A BRO FIST AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW HES TALKING
hazzelbagel
I love this nope
LiterallyYourMom
Tarantulas are big and hairy and slow moving, so I don't have the same reaction as one of those speedy little garden spiders.
PirateKingMan
Every time i see this nope, i slowly get over my archnophobia. very. very VERY SLOWLY
IPostSlothGifs
Daww, dat nope
Atharaphelun
You'll be pleased to know that this nope can pleasure you in many ways. Cue Oglaf.
tatercake
NO. NO. GTFO. I know what strip you mean and NO.
Kinderschlager
link....for science? (i think?)
tatercake
You really don't want it. You really don't. But in case you're feeling rather masochistic, http://oglaf.com/8legs/ You have been warned.
gifwiththetimes
I have such conflicting feelings ab this nope
Deviouz1
'tis a good Nope. unless it gets on me. then its a NOPE Nope.
LordZant
Finally a Nope I don't want to brutally deadify.
BrainBlow
I don't feel a vehement urge to unalive it either.
IndyRevolution
You know, tarantulas aren't poisonous. There's literally no way one of them can hurt you.
BrainBlow
But they are venomous. Big fangs. Bites may cause Muscle cramps, spasms, hallucinations and serious pain, obviously. Enough nopes for me.
BrainBlow
Oh, and the stabby hairs they use as firearms.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
well that seems a bit strong. I do still want to brutally deadify it with every fiber of my being but i would have to apologize after
Serabii
such an adorable nope
ThisUsernameIsNeverGonnaBeRelevant
Sometimes Nopes can be d'aaaws
breadedfishstrip
Their actual dance is even cuter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI
graboids
everything about this makes this incredible
bionerd
the music makes this incredible.
FuzzyMonkeys
Was that a mating dance? Did I just get hit on by a nope?
breadedfishstrip
A mating dance of an until that footage undiscovered species of jumping spider. Check out his related video, they're all amazing.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
You have no idea how much I laughed at this. I was so not expecting that! And then I thought about how damn cute it is! +1
Jellyyy81
OK the fact he has a hat and is giving a bro-fist makes this tarantula totally not scary to me :)
bubblehearth
Magnus is becoming pretty popular. What have you done, OP?
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RiverBear
She is sneakily making a nope into a yep.
CaptainOrbit
Love the username lol
FromDenmarkWithHate
Hopefully thought you sissys that spiders aren't dangerous.
freeballs
As an Australian, while spiders aren't the most dangerous creatures around, I'll be fucked before I start taking them lightly
telescopinfool
One day we will know her thoughts.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Good for OP and Magnus. Bad for me with my arachnophobia.
YouMightGetIdeas
It would be fun if a spider became one of the queens of imgur. Would be a changer after a year of Jlaw.
AustralopithecusBoisei
I love this kind of twist... but it's a Nope ! A cute one I adm... what did I just say ?
ShaneHarper6548
Magnus for Queen
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
Pretty sure Magnus is already the most upvoted Nope on imgur.
IAmCatSidhe
Magnus gets cooler by the day!!!
porkchopexpress
As long as it's not too cool.......I'm sure tarantulas don't like that.
RomeoSniper
#TeamZadkiel
xxelav2808
Eight legged friends are the new four legged friends
MstrDarTCG
Let's not go too far....
GreyMuffin
And he doesn't even know!
wildweekendbitch
I'd actually be friends with this nope. That's a step in the right direction for me, considering the arachnophobia.
GreyKihano
Magnus? Great name.
TurdQuadratic
Yes. This is legit the dopest nope.
Chronicle
cuz he's dope and he does dope shit.
InboxMeYourOwls
The Dope Nope! It's corny....I LIKE IT!
SinisterKid128
Copyright that. I like it!
miserableprincess
The dopest nope I've ever noped.
ThatsGrimKraken
Hurray for spider bro!
battery1979
Spider sis. Magnus is a chick according to op in a previous post.
Yesnomaybeyes
Please tell me this isn't about Pewdiepie? =-=
ThatsGrimKraken
No, I thought that's what cool spiders were called?
letmenumberthatforyou
spider brope
jadesanctuary
Brofiiist!
MrBoomstik
*sisfist ....... that doesn't sound right at all...
jadesanctuary
we s
Daktyl
sounds hot to me...
YellowSnowman
I don't think I've ever seen such a charismatic spider, let alone a dude who has such an attachment to his spider. It's kinda sweet.
ChocolateEevee
Oooh, there was another guy with a pet black widow and other spiders. It was really interesting.
YellowSnowman
I remember that. He kept calling her a slut. It was hilarious.
charliesheen420
Someone please link me if they have it.
Trafficlights
Aren't Black Widows extremely venomous? D:
bionerd
Yes, but they only bite when frightened. So if you're very experienced with handling spiders, you can get away with having one as a pet.
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Trafficlights
The top comment... yep-- can we go and burn his house down?
WhatsAJib
*dudette
ClydeTombaughsAshes
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude. We're all dudes.
YellowSnowman
My bad.
g011um
In a totally creepy way
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Well you would know creepy, sm34g0l.
XenomorphZZ
I think its becaused large hairy spiders dont triger arachnid phobia as much as the small thin and hairless spiders...
magisch
I find larger spiders alot less intimidating too.
QuackMagicAndHerMagicalBeer
actually, that's kind of accurate for me. I'm okay with tarantulas but little bitty spiders are a big NOPE.
NothingButReposts
I'll call bulshit on that right now. both times ive seen this monsterous creature i've been trying to crush it with my foot.
NothingButReposts
Btw i need a new phone case. somebody crushed this one.
VodkaReindeer
*stuck an attachment onto his spider
Yiu113
Level dips into bard require charisma, obviously.
agentjones
Yer a hairy wizard.
Kiriana86
Lol! Bravo
irishjon84
Best comment ever
ILikeWalruses
Yer a wizard Aragog.
NeonNomad
http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hagrid.gif
unvalidusername
slowclap.gif
goodjobmyfellowman
If I spoke wizard, I'd quote some goofy upvote spell here
Dooood
Arrowrectum! ...wait, that just sounds ...wrong...
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Hahahahaha that was great!!
PizzaPanda
I signed in just to up vote this comment
Oeji
god damnit im laughing too hard this is a barnes and noble for christs sake
Snooj
I keep clicking but this keeps being only the 5th place comment.
DandyDwarf
ILawledEntirelyTooHard.Jpg
doihearanamen
I applaud your wit.
TheIrishMike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJ_DeT-c3M
ninjagaidensigma
yeraharrywizard
I never thought I'd be this relevant! Or at all relevant...
DrBirthdayBoy
I wonder if anyone has the account: Yerafrodohobbit
nerdygamer47
@yerafrodohobbit ?
johnnysax
Zoinks!
YerAFrodoHobbit
I'm here!!
sanityhappens
glad you could make it
SomeoneSneaky
They probably will now.
YerAFrodoHobbit
Indeed.
SomeoneSneaky
That took longer than I expected, but I am still amused.
mikeolinzock
Hairy Potter?
BaronVonFingerbang
http://fscomps.fotosearch.com/compc/BLD/BLD078/bld096288.jpg
AshamedLurker
Noice
jorahtheexplora
I read this in Hagrid's voice
Woofypaws
Me too friend, me too.
amluan
We all did.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
I read it in Hermione's. :/
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Some of my favorite things to hear are things said in Hermione's voice. ^^
ntavenger
Yeah, I think that's the fucking point
monyx22
don't be a butt
SOIXONTENEUFguy
i read it in harry's.. weird ass squicky voice
TheBirdQueen
"squicky"
TheBirdQueen
(Not being mean, I just really like that.)
SOIXONTENEUFguy
http://www.onegirl.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/confused.gif
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Hairy wizard sounds like a euphemism.
CapnJackSparrow
Har ead, C.
Warranty
Okay, everyone! Let's pack up. If we start now, we'll have time to go home early, get a good's night rest to try again tomorrow.
JayKaySC
wow
Heisenbergerandfries
Oh this is fucking magical.
Lummers
I laughed way too long at that.
xxooss
Epic!
cafreen
I read that as "Yer a hairy, Wizard." in Hagrid's voice.
UnNedStark
On behalf of all of Imgur, I'd like to welcome you to the joke.
jackbos
Wow you win imgur for like, a month.
IKantSpall
http://imgur.com/himZD0M
Drakhma
HarryTheCaveman
And a thumpin' good'un I'd wager!
wessyfbaby
For OP's other awesome animalbros - http://imgur.com/feRx0Yy
kidneythief9
*chuckle*!
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
this wins everything forever
smulesghost
for-fucking-ever
Xzeonx
This wins at running, football, arson, weddings, and art!
fruitcup22
IM NOT A FUCKING WIZARD
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
FOR GOD'S SAKE, HARRY. WHAT'S WITH THIS LANGUAGE? YER A FUCKIN' WIZARD
Wellthatwasweird
*fer
MrsRichardBasehart
YER PUSHIN ME OVER THE FUCKEN LINE, HAGRID
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
I'LL RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WI' IT!
redhaxx
Oooooohhhhh Aragog mad.