constipatedturtle

3187 pts ยท August 28, 2013


Just a constipated turtle. Help.

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I'm so drunk. wit I'd this. mean.

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why choose just one spot?

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How I feel working New Years Day

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stupid trail mix

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:0

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MRW the teacher says to highlight the important info only

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Just adopted Luke yesterday!

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I don't know how to make gifs

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I never understood this reference until today.

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Did I miss the box announcement?

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my pooch, Oscar

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my girlfriends neighbors recently got a new car

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I wonder if they're related

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how to decide who the better fapper is

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mrw I realize my cake day was last week

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MRW I hear Deadpool has been confirmed

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How to Drop Panties: 101

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over a year and still can't find imgurs g-spot

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anyone remember this time killer?

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All that's left to do after watching Jurassic World

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a selfie

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Mr. Grohl taking a casual cruise down the street.

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TRW I eat spicy Mexican food and unleash the arse demons

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What a Bargain.

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panorama mishap

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Who knew?

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heard your donuts were Ight. Our furniture is okay..

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Buddy and I found some safes.

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TWD: SPOILER Obi-Wan to Lizzie.

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Such a drag.

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Let's Come Together and celebrate 50 yrs of these fine lads.

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So coo.

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forgot my phone when dropping the kids off at the pool. MRW I resort to fine print on all shower bottles.

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mrw I realized what I just fapped to

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I should buy a condo.

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eh?

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MFW I take an unexpected trip to the r/boobs archive

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MRW I see many attractive selfies...

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MRW I'm finally understanding Music Theory after 2 years.

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Demo from my band on my Soundcloud. I have everything except a bass at the moment.

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MRW I see another cookies post:

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Scored this for $5.

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Steve-OC

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picked up this gem for $5

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Listen to Kansas City.

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MFW I see uploads I thought were funny reach FP, weeks after me.

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How I feel after eating greasy pizza...

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is that a roll of quarters?

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Probably the best Christmas gift I received.

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All Hail The King

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