Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
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Jun 1, 2017 11:29 PM
Thatsnothowanyofthisworks
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iamthatonefriend
Who's got that tweet..? something like "a porn star just told me she gets $10,000 for anal... I don't even get a warning"
TehSeksyManz
BloodofHeroes
You pay fines at the DMV? This I learned...
takeoffurpantsandjacket
Today I learned
Poopstacker69
She's cute. Any nudes?
isaiahdc22
shes PORN STAR
bendrinking
What kind of sandwich though?
BoopedYourSnoot
Anything with some meat between two buns.
Huhwhatcrazy
She got paid ... you paid out
iLikeButtholes
I like this post
floxsyu
unlikely unless your lunch break is longer than the regular 30 minutes, no way you'll be in an out in that time.
turdferguson74
My last ten times at the DMV have been in and out in under 5 minutes. Except when I had to renew my license. That was about 20.
flobeach
Well, don't do stuff to get fines, mofo
InfernoTerra
There are also such things as stupid fines/laws https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/most-ridiculous-law-in-every-state-2014
Metalhead47
What a concept, right?
wadenelson1
DMV employees need to be put on piece-part pay. That would solve the problem. They'd find reasons to APPROVE rather than REJECT everything
BlasphemousPigeon
Not so. I worked at one, and none of agreed with 90% of the shit we had to do. People think it's the workers fault, and get all crazy on 1/2
BlasphemousPigeon
2/2 when really it's legislators and dumb fucks at the top that make the decisions. Most of them come from corporations, not from the ranks.
NR97420
Man... I mean, if I fucked her in the ass for an hour, I'd make a sandwich on her back.
HaveGinWillBabble
Sasha Grey. I mean, damn.
endoshift
Only an hour?
Igotbannedforpoliticalposting
Now, now, you should be grateful that the state allows you the freedom to pay those fines.
yvonnatron
I prefer pies.
Yorkpensioner
Hell!!! I hope it's not Sausage Sandwich with extra Butt er
digiorno88
Rookie mistake, you don't go during lunch that's when everyone goes
FilmMagician
Sauce?
Southbird85
Be a gentleman, make the sandwich for her and resume prior activities for another hour.
OctopusOccult
The secretary of state lets you set a time online so you only wait a gew minutes instead of over an hour
LochNessTurnip
What's her name again? I'm the only person who doesn't know.
Zer0Dystopia
Sasha Grey. The legend
DownvotesAreFun
Beat me to it.
thesuaveITguy
Beat meat to it.
CaptMytre
Dude, please. Beat yourself to it, stop asking strangers for sexual favours.
dolphinbagel
Dude she was crazy. Her scenes, you jack off...come back to earth....and go jesus I gotta ger my life together.
goodguyC
I could never get through a single video of hers... I need a little story line, and cute/stupid dialogue, not straight to anal gaping!
Ten10868
Okay but who is she?
blissfullignorance
Sasha Gray
DObee99999
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DownvotesAreFun
Sasha Grey
iotaprime
You can pay the fine thru the city's website?
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BionicRichard
You can mail it in cashiers check or money order
Ten10868
Can anyone tell me the title of where this is from?
TheOnlyWomanOnTheInternet
Wondering too
itsyaboyDC
Dont get fines.
thingy237
Isn't there supposed to be a troll thread here?
stinkyfist
I've seen her butthole
auxison
meanwhile in other parts of the world, payments of any kind can be made quickly and easily on teh internets 0.o
myjimmiesberustled
I'm pretty sure if you literally got fucked in the ass for an hour, you would not have this level of chill.
BellsTheorem
Certainly wouldn't be sitting.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Don't people who absolutely LOVE anal sex and do it a lot tend to be chipper after? I dunno, I've never liked it
HopingForBlah
Try it and let us all know. We'll wait.
imgur990
only one way to find out
DownvotesAreFun
Need a volunteer?
myjimmiesberustled
Wow, you're a brave one.
Sheprador
I mean I've been fucked in the ass for a while...I've never timed it, but I'm usually pretty happy and peckish afterward.
carsandpibblesarelife
decorativemooseknuckle
BigRai
GozerTheGozerian
itxtalone
long sessions make me really hungry also
BigAZNMan
My anus isn't as big as uranus.
Yojoo
I'm pretty sure she just literally got fucked in the ass for an hour, so...
UltraHagen
That's why she's the professional.
Knowwon
Depends if it was concentual.
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waterchestnutIII
Consenchewal*
polopolomarkopolopolo
Well... She is a professional after all
aleister94
if they make a new Dresden files show I'd like her to play Laura raith
whitefolk
Is she retired?
PuhTater
Yup, now she studies Philosophy
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
She tried getting into acting. I think she still models some
SuperSupply
She'll never make money studying philosophy she's better off making money as a por... oh wait.
BigAZNMan
She did some tv work for TechTV/G4 too
kcufuck
I'm guessing she hadn't eaten in a good 12-16 hours to prevent any accidents and prevent undesired flavors during ass to mouth.
youngmountaingoat
I fear for her pooping capability in later life.
chrishallett83
Do you understand what a sphincter is?
Vault101survivor
You seem to know a lot about this
Tk842
There was a documentary about the porn industry on netfix for awhile, guy who did gay and straight porn, he basically said this. Fasting
Tk842
And douching you want a super clean anus so you don't get infections.
MinorityRetort
Thanks for that info, Bean!
Tk842
I always watch the weird stuff on netflix.
chaoticbear1
Nah, enemas. I have a hose that attaches to my shower. Deep clean and a couple immodium and I'm squeaky clean for 10-12 hours.
kcufuck
Work or personal life?
chaoticbear1
Strictly personal. I'm not conventionally attractive enough for porn, nor willing to travel across the country for amateur gay porn money.
kcufuck
Lol gross
chaoticbear1
Eh, it's not ordinary for gay men, and not a big deal for me when I top. anytime I'm not sure I'm topping, I'll be fist-ready just in case.