And the horse you rode in on
Don't say you weren't warned
Because some of you need these
Love the pretzels
Story of my life
Apparently, I have failed as a father
Too damn high, I say!
Potty training
Meanwhile at Walmart
Because...acting
Before...
How will we survive?
This just sounds really interesting
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf
Starting a new vitamin regimen
Grammar police, you're ok with this?
So, have you been anywhere nice?
Any guesses on his real name?
I’m assuming there’s a story that goes along with this
I have failed as a father
All that's left of Kermit
Cup-o-herr
Little late, but still gold
Horror or excitement?
You can't see me
Have some hair this morning
How am I supposed to live under these circumstances?
Can someone tell me WTF is going on here?
Restaurant, strip club, or junkyard?
This is a good boy
Unbreaking the ice
Not my job
Cotton pickin’ Christmas tree
Because...man
Mildly satisfying...cold AF
Alternate spellings welcome
This person has figured out life
Get ready to play some weird games
Gonna play just one round of BF1, then it's straight to work on that project due tomorrow
I suppose that’s the bitch’s bumper
Proud of myself
Biggest guilt trip ever
Yeah..if you could park in a space, that'd be great
This is tight security.
Redneck meter through the roof
I believe I can fly
Doh!
"CHiPs"
That's what she said
Super mlem
It was a long night
Wonder how many would think this is fake?