littleslo
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It's been a rough month... #getting_old
Jun 16, 2017 5:34 PM
littleslo
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It's been a rough month... #getting_old
synix23
Sounds like one hell of a birthday party!
CheflyOne
You're bound to get lots of the you're not even old yet type comments. Fuck them. I've lived a hard life and I'm right there with you.
SuperTacticalSandwich
I'm 31. It doesn't get better. Welcome to the downhill
kingsurlydave
When you hit 40, that's called "Tuesday."
stopshoutingicanthearyou
Turned 26 this year and had to buy adult diapers for myself. All considering they are very comfortable.
LadyBumps
I found turning 30 was helped immensely by shagging an 18 yr old.
Shoelebubba
They're no longer injuries. They're minor handicaps.
chiwrangler
Did you turn yourself off and on again?
Fearinstilled
And that's only the tip of life's dick.
Myowngrampa
What if I just try to take it gracefully and enjoy it, dick's not always bad
GhostdogBlues
That's just aggressive finger fucking. The dick comes at 40+.
crashdummy35
Wait til you hit 40... Oh the things you'll see....
johnnylingle5
Ah retirement how sweet
inceptify
Fires don't shoot people
bringbakfirefly
39. Can't tell by the looks but definitely by the cynicism.
hstein3
Don't resent growing old; it's a privilege denied to many.
beardorpubehair
Rub some dirt on it
Kierbear2g
What the fuck kind of adult shits themself?
MinorityOpinion
Over 30's
Kierbear2g
Over 30, haven't shit myself even once since I was a child.
MinorityOpinion
That's why you'll feel betrayed when it happens.
JalapenYoBizness
Just wait until you reach 40.
toddscat
That's when your balls start touching the toilet water when you sit down.
toddscat
Waking up for a midnight pee is fun too.
AmazingCake
Lucky, I'm only 17 and have had sciatica for the last seven months
DoingItWrongSince1980
Twice in one month?
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
LullabyJones
Twice?
FrancoUnAmerican
Yeah your warranty expires at 30...
fartbender
@AZRAELSBLADE says this all the time
ABillionDucks
Hopefully I can cash in before then.
Smigions
Dam good comment sir.
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MisterTrashPanda
Must be a German if there is that much breaking right after the warranty is up.
Singingworms
My warranty ended at 30 too. Year I got diagnosed with RA. I'd like to go back to 29 please.
Talmorean
Truth
mt77932
Well I'm screwed I turn 40 soon.
GRMurph
40s is when I lost all my beautiful, beautiful hair. Other than that, pretty good decade.
d0o0o0d
Never trust a fart after 40.
Hammertulski
I had a 30-year warranty, but voided it sometime in my early twenties.
FrancoUnAmerican
Yeah, that happens with abusive intent. I know what I'm talking about, mine were voided at 21
Hammertulski
Can't say it was intended, but I incurred a significant amount of frame damage at 21.
arrkay
The disc, fire and tennis elbow stuff, I can understand, but pants-shitting? Twice? What're you doing, OP?
littleslo
Learning not to trust farts so much, clearly
CargitoErgoSum
could be related to the disc slipping :P
unshartedterritory
When I turned 30 I got laid off, divorced and my grandpa died. Now Im 35 remarried with a better job. Grandpa is still dead unfortunately
CargitoErgoSum
i think you might be dehydrated
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Found the military doctor
inbirdcultureitsconsiderdadickmove
No a military doc would prescribe 30 day supply of 800mg Motrin and tell you suck it up and take it easy.
xtreampb
Can confirm. Also high school doc told a guy to put some ice on an impound fracture and walk around the track
xtreampb
Also still have a lifetime supply of my 800 mg Motrin from chest pains
inbirdcultureitsconsiderdadickmove
I still have 2 1/2 bottles left that have accumulated over this last year.
CargitoErgoSum
can confirm. military health specialists are lozenges and motrin
klj126
Woke up with tennis elbow? How do you wake up with tennis elbow
inbirdcultureitsconsiderdadickmove
Well at least he didn't wake up dead.
littleslo
I wish I knew...doctors are baffled
snuffcarcass
You can get tennis elbow from smartphone overuse.
SemiOriginalKit
It's the use of the arm the previous night that does it . . .
PerryCoxMD
It is doable. When I was a kid I apparently got runners knee in my sleep. I was a fat kid. I was not running.
bannyd
play tennis the day before?
klj126
That's not waking up with tennis elbow
ihateeverythingandmore
TooOldAndTiredToPutUpWithThisSh
Sorta like waking up with a stranger, but not as fun.
klj126
I get your being funny but tennis elbow develops overtime from overuse
16745
Yep, like waking up with strangers. It's just the part that's overused that's different.
CatsAreOurGods
http://www.laughteraustralia.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/3ea5d0497f19cd84e3ba3786b57e5a9f/1/9/191_6.jpg
hal20
Lol... possibly.. or I'm more persuasive than I thought
SemiOriginalKit
You sound worse off at 30 than I am at 55. Bad luck, that.
LosPer
How are your eyes? Back?
bringbakfirefly
Just an introductory. I was great until 35 then shit got awful. 39 now and feel like 29.
putinmybutt
Just googled how you may notice pain caused by tennis elbow, "when gripping small objects". Mhmm.
littleslo
Ah ha! I see what you did there...but I suppose this means I'll have to quit my weekly circle jerk meetings...
putinmybutt
That would mean leaving imgur.
butiwasgoingintotoschestationtopickupsomepowerconverters
Welcome. It gets worse.
TheGreatLopan
Never trust a fart past 30 as you already know
FourToedJones
49 years old here. Can confirm. Cut out sugar and carbs and you may be able to hold it off better.
TooOldAndTiredToPutUpWithThisSh
MUCH worse.
MisuseOfLiterally
Usernane checks out
thirteenENs
SO MUCH WORSE
VinzClorthoInSunglasses
ADDITIONAL COMMENT TO INDICATE PRECISELY HOW MUCH WORSE
Hammertulski
CONFIRMATION THAT IT IS PRECISELY THAT MUCH WORSE
Thumper4702
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MICH WORSE IT GETS