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Oct 1, 2016 9:33 PM
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TrustyFart
My daughter does this too. She names random things and then says, "Check!" and makes a mark on the notepad.
Promethianfire
Suggest that when someone makes eye contact, she either gives an exaggerated approving or disapproving look and makes a checkmark.
TJ3027
bloodhd81
This is awesome
Scada67
dont forget to ask her to shake her head and make the "tsk tsk" sound while ticking the clipboard.
Papasmurfblueballs
Painfulllyred
Check:Check
wildcatfan4life
Christmas seems to be starting earlier every year.
rwiggy09
This is why women are so organized
Gerrery
No it doesn't. She is adorable. Stop using your daughter as a tool to harass people. Shame on you.
Babellon
really, thats hilarious.
spitfires2000
Does she also maintain eye contact to establish dominance?
newsguycraigevans
Or, does she make eye contact, does she lose it if the check list is taken away, does she compulsively need to make checks?
legalizegillyweed
I know this is a repost and all but I definitely used to do this as a kid and it was more about feeling like I had my own list of stuff lol
Nuuuuuwong
|(u,v)| =< ||u|| ||v|| amirite?
PrincessNakedMoleRat
My daughter got a soccer ball today. I found a to do list: 1.Wake up: any time. 2.Eat breakfast: the time I wake up. 3.Watch TV: when I'm
PrincessNakedMoleRat
eating breakfast. 4.Play with ball.
iiVipeZz
"Insecure shopper, check"
HoneyBadger095
Where are your papers?
muhvitus
he's raising a troll
MelfsAcidArrow
Who is Bottlerocket and how is he verified?
SSlack
Lol you should be happy. She's picking out gifts for you lol. Ain't that the power tools aisle?
astromoondoggie
Father of the Year? Who was he competing against that year, Alec Baldwin?
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
She should look at something and then disapproving shake her head like: hm hm, no
IKnowWhereSydBarrettLived
Is she interested in a career as an internal auditor?
yesthisisturbo
✔️????
jazza420
✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
Excalibuttster
How
NotBatmansBreastroke
✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
2182934
1) My daughter like tocross items off the check list. If it’s not on the list, she give you a dirty look as she writes it down to
2182934
2) then cross it off the list.
AegonTheBastardTargaryen
thats molly weasley your raising there
LullabyJones
Aka. Badass Supreme.
darkhorse9933
Your kid has a great future in government.
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
ron swanson would hire her
Tyrannotron
Or just walking into areas the public isn't allowed into.
tr3kstar
She'll make bureaucrat grade 31 in no time.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
Jane Kerkovich Jr.
Hanyolo420
Can confirm. Source: I work in government and find myself putting check marks everywhere
ICantFindAGoodOneYouGuys
OSHA
whatbuttondoipush
L & I
myhusbandgotmehooked
A tiny Leslie Knope
itmightbeuselessinformation
TomFletcherrr
Yessss
juniorman00
Mom, they have 15 different types of condoms and 20 choices of lube. Which do you think Dad would prefer?
CorneliusCornwall
Oh sweety we don't use condoms. That's why you're here
juniorman00
Noice!!
CorneliusCornwall
As far as lubes concerned, mommys moister than an oystet so no worries there
Satinsball
"Yes and I think you should start using them now."
pacey5714
Sweetheart, we stopped trusting condom companies after we had you
GoodbyeCassini
You just don't get it, man! Big Prophylactic wants more people around so that more people buy condoms!
isvara
"Oh, sweetie, you're too young to get pregnant. Get all the lubes, though."
SomeCrazyNerd
O.O.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Damn it you made me laugh
Girtouh
And just as i read this comment, "New on steam" shoves the game "Mad Father" over my screen...
tomHaverfordEntertainment720
Jesus that turned dark.
ifuckinghateeveryone
That's where my mind went reading the initial comment anyway