MartyBum
368547
7496
339
My sister and I got into an argument. So I..
And then her facebook..
And her messages on there..
(The link is to the "I love you" song from Jet Set Radio Future. A game we always played together as kids.)
Told my brother in law what I was doing, he wanted in.
(This is her husbands brother.)
He got to her snapchat...
Which motivated me to as well.
Then our little brother wanted in. (FB messages)
And all his little friends wanted in too..
AND THEN FINALLY
After her grumping pretty hard, she sent me a video of my nephew (2 years old) screaming "I LOVE YOU MORE."
Long story short:
I am the exact type of sister you do not want.
Edit: I am aware I spelled Mr. Krabs wrong. My phone auttocorrects it to crabs or jeans . I'm rapid firing these messages, THERE WAS NO TIME FOR CORRECTIONS AND I AM SORRY FOR BEING AN UNCULTURED SWINE
Furthermore, the argument started because I am a dick. My sister types horribly. Instead of responding to her I was sending her the correct ways to type. (we're both jerks to each other for random reasons from time to time, it's how we are.) Except this time she got booty bothered. I fixed it.
Also, believe it or not, SHES the one who usually blows my shit up. I'm that one who never answers the phone or uses it to initiate conversation. This was glorious payback for the multiple calls throughout the day and night~
Lemon head thing is my two year old nephew, nuff said.
Person1004
Be my sister!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!! I dislike mine!!!!!!!!
Betheba
+1 because jet set radio future
NicosHouseofRibs
+1 for booty bothered
WarpWeftWarbleWrithe
At first I was all "whoa playin it fast and loose with that battery life" but you found your charger and I am so proud.
mynameissamantha
I love you too :)
ColonelDragonWang
Fucking loved jet set radio future for original xbox
XNumberVIII
As a Samantha, I would accept your love.
sandrasketches
I have a sister named Samantha that I haven't talked to in 3 yrs. Just sent this.
SirGentlemanGrizzlyFighterEsquire
I am unnecessarily intrigued as to the events involving a chewy lemon drop sticking to some guy's nose. *puffs on bubble pipe* ...Do go on.
jklur
hue
MarksmanPenguin
I LOVA LOVA LOVVAA YOU! Upvote cause Jet Set Radio Future
sighence
My name is Sam. Someone do this to me.
Popyseed11
I went through the entire post thinking in my mind you were a guy for some reason. My mind is blown.
GiveLifeBacktoMusicAroundtheWorld
A lot of people would be dead by the end of this if it was done to me.
strugglesaurus
I feel like we would be the best siblings ever. My brother shares the same disdain for my displays of affection. Secretly, they love it.
ChelseaCooks
My sister just told me that last year. My family doesn't say "I love you." But I say it every time I talk to them. Sister said she loves it.
MartyBum
They'd probably be really freaked out if we didn't do the things we do
strugglesaurus
Agreed. If I try to do something nice my family gets extremely suspicious and jumpy.
twotwotala
You're the best sister.
mycrazylife5891
I'm that sister. I drive my lil sis nuts, but only cuz I love her! :)
datMaggie
My sisters do stuff like this except it's with picture messages of selfies of themselves making stupid faces in public places.
kevlarkate
ESSA @MARTYBUM MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE! GOOD JOB, WIFE. -wife
MartyBum
THANK YOU WIFE. MY FRONT PAGE CHEERY HAS BEEN DEFILED AND IT FEELS GOOD. -Other wife
JeanLucPicard
JET SET RADIO FUTURE. Oh my god I remember that game. Came as the starter game for the original xbox IIRC
SestoElemento
jet set radio future is a game to remember <3
olddirtybingocaller
That looks annoying as shit. When we were kids, my brother would always knock on my door (and window) forever, when I got mad at him. (1)
olddirtybingocaller
*enters 100 year old man mode* Thank God we didn't have fb and smartphones back then (2).
CarmelChewy
+1 for JET SET RADIO FUTURE and that song is pretty okay
IGotHam
All my sis ever did was sleep with my husbands. She should have done this too, it could have cancelled out her shenanigans...eh, maybe not.
reverendleonard
She's lost that lovin' feelin'
loveallthepeople
Ahh i hate it when she does that
xiubao
I feel like I'm the only one who thinks this is so fucking annoying
KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass
Ronzl
I'm not the only person who played JSRF!?
spiketherapper
NO! I used to play it at my grandma's house all the time. She bought an Xbox for us grandkids. We used to sing that song to each other. Meh.
UrbanManburger
I hope not! That game was the tits!
dababaman
Poet728
Judging by your user name I think that either is a bad idea...
Belthazzar
Asian Javert
ChanningTastum
gotta sauce that asianjavert
dababaman
From A Better Tomorrow 2! :)
ShesProbablyANiceLady
Please make that guy javert!!
zavalava
I fucken love thia gif and it's way under used.
CloudedLeopard
Chow Yun Fantastic
weeezes
I honestly thought it would be Javert. Why do I feel a bit disappointed now? It's like someone somewhere has been lazy and left this one out
syrinissa
I see Javert potential jere
mycrazylife5891
This gif always makes me hungry. I wonder what he was eating...
TravDrinksBeer
I always felt like he was munching on some cereal
Simanni
either a sandwich or gum by the color of the food in his mouth.
Duttbick
Your mom! Hah... I try way to hard, forgive me.
malachitedragon
No no, it was a good try.
ALLOFTHEBACON
i love you
MartyBum
<3
Argofuckyourself
I need a wife. Lemme wife.
sheshazelnuts
pls
MartyBum
@kevlarkate already wifed it. Y'ALL WANTED ME TO WIFE HER AND NOW Y'ALL WANNA WIFE ME MAKE UP YOUR MINDS
Squeezit
https://33.media.tumblr.com/9914a234b66ce9dd5792830380b85255/tumblr_n10lt3BMpN1ssdncko1_500.gif
ItsCaptain0bvious
What I was trying to say is that I remember your story from several months ago & I felt like it would be a happy ending story in the end :D
kevlarkate
DAMN RIGHT IM HITTIN THAT
nobodyblindedme
marty pls
ItsCaptain0bvious
YOU'RE THE CHICK WHO MET THAT OTHER NEIGHBOR IMGUR CHICK AND YOU HAD A FUN DAY TOGETHER, YOU GOT MARRIED? OMG I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT YOU TWO!
MartyBum
'wifed' it. Well, not reaaally. But we are the best of friends now!
kevlarkate
No no, she's mine.
ItsCaptain0bvious
I have made my decision & that is you are lesbians in love. Joking aside, never mind the labels,as long as someone makes your endorphins 1/2
ItsCaptain0bvious
2/2 flow, it's a good thing. And more good things are bound to happen when all types of pleasure are involved in a relationship :)
ILoveBoobSweat
You guys are both from Baltimore!? How did I miss this originally? Do lesbians have straight guy bff like straight girls and gay dudes? 1/2
ILoveBoobSweat
I want to be that if so. Y'all have the cutest Imgur love story!
ninmonkey
Nobody said wifing had to be easy.
RunBoyRun
Can you sister me? Or let me wife you?
jammyjamzz
whynotboth.gif lannisternice.gif
pronacc
OP responding to ever single comment http://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hai.gif
Squeezit
I'm guilty of that in my own posts :|
mavi222
why not both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Urmomfails
Wincest
RunBoyRun
oh you dirty lannister ;)
MartyBum
Haha I'll sister you! @kevlarkate stole the wife position. Imgur made that happen.
decibelle15
Wow that's cute.
Alexeche
sounds like ur a wierdo
WarPatron
Can I get sistered as well? I like familial additions!
elinoodlesoup
I would also like to apply for the sistering?
ilikesaucy0
ha ha ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and i like it! :)
wonderwallboy
I wouldn't mess with you or your wife.
DoubleXchromosome
http://imgur.com/wugqZ7c
AdorableEvil
She misunderstood Lebanese.
nation543
she's hot.
dinosaursarebadass
I wish my sister was like this with me. We used to be but now she's engaged and has a kid. Sad day.
q00u
I remember kevlarkate! Do =not= sneak up on kevlarkate.
kevlarkate
Don't. Ever. Sneak up on kevlarkate.
RunBoyRun
I'll take it! HUGGGG ME SIIISTTTA
VulpesAurum
What a couple of boobs.
SJNorway
Was that a Drake and Josh reference? If so, nice.
MartyBum
PREPARE THYSELF FOR THE ULTIMARE ANNOYANCE!!
upvotemantotherescue
Doppelganger 2/2
upvotemantotherescue
OP at first I had the sneaking suspicion that you were my sister. Alas, after verifying you are not my sister, I convinced you are her 1/2
RunBoyRun
THOU SHALL NOT MAKETH THEE QUIVER IN FEAR!
MartyBum
NO. JUST SCRUNCH THYS EYES WITH A NARROWED IRRITATION
notsogoodatusernames
I guess they should prepare their inbox
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
As a guy with a sister colder than mother russia during winter, I rather have you as my sister.
aykyle
If @kevlarkate were to have... an accident.. how long after said .. accident.. would you need
kevlarkate
Bitch I'll cut you.
PapyrusFont
*grabs popcorn*
sipeycup
rofl. +1
SirDickbuttTheGreat
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Squeezit
What!? I want one!
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Nice name. I liek the Arctic Monkeys. (Not sure if it's a reference to them but yea)
MartyBum
It is! Only the second one to notice! Make fake Internet points to you~