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Dec 10, 2014 4:16 AM

MartyBum

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My sister and I got into an argument. So I..

And then her facebook..

And her messages on there..

(The link is to the "I love you" song from Jet Set Radio Future. A game we always played together as kids.)

Told my brother in law what I was doing, he wanted in.

(This is her husbands brother.)

He got to her snapchat...

Which motivated me to as well.

Then our little brother wanted in. (FB messages)

And all his little friends wanted in too..

AND THEN FINALLY

After her grumping pretty hard, she sent me a video of my nephew (2 years old) screaming "I LOVE YOU MORE."

Long story short:
I am the exact type of sister you do not want.

Edit: I am aware I spelled Mr. Krabs wrong. My phone auttocorrects it to crabs or jeans . I'm rapid firing these messages, THERE WAS NO TIME FOR CORRECTIONS AND I AM SORRY FOR BEING AN UNCULTURED SWINE
Furthermore, the argument started because I am a dick. My sister types horribly. Instead of responding to her I was sending her the correct ways to type. (we're both jerks to each other for random reasons from time to time, it's how we are.) Except this time she got booty bothered. I fixed it.

Also, believe it or not, SHES the one who usually blows my shit up. I'm that one who never answers the phone or uses it to initiate conversation. This was glorious payback for the multiple calls throughout the day and night~

Lemon head thing is my two year old nephew, nuff said.

Be my sister!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!! I dislike mine!!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 because jet set radio future

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for booty bothered

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I was all "whoa playin it fast and loose with that battery life" but you found your charger and I am so proud.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I love you too :)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking loved jet set radio future for original xbox

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Samantha, I would accept your love.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a sister named Samantha that I haven't talked to in 3 yrs. Just sent this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am unnecessarily intrigued as to the events involving a chewy lemon drop sticking to some guy's nose. *puffs on bubble pipe* ...Do go on.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

hue

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I LOVA LOVA LOVVAA YOU! Upvote cause Jet Set Radio Future

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My name is Sam. Someone do this to me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went through the entire post thinking in my mind you were a guy for some reason. My mind is blown.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A lot of people would be dead by the end of this if it was done to me.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I feel like we would be the best siblings ever. My brother shares the same disdain for my displays of affection. Secretly, they love it.

11 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 2

My sister just told me that last year. My family doesn't say "I love you." But I say it every time I talk to them. Sister said she loves it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They'd probably be really freaked out if we didn't do the things we do

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Agreed. If I try to do something nice my family gets extremely suspicious and jumpy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're the best sister.

11 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 4

I'm that sister. I drive my lil sis nuts, but only cuz I love her! :)

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

My sisters do stuff like this except it's with picture messages of selfies of themselves making stupid faces in public places.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ESSA @MARTYBUM MADE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE! GOOD JOB, WIFE. -wife

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU WIFE. MY FRONT PAGE CHEERY HAS BEEN DEFILED AND IT FEELS GOOD. -Other wife

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JET SET RADIO FUTURE. Oh my god I remember that game. Came as the starter game for the original xbox IIRC

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

jet set radio future is a game to remember <3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks annoying as shit. When we were kids, my brother would always knock on my door (and window) forever, when I got mad at him. (1)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*enters 100 year old man mode* Thank God we didn't have fb and smartphones back then (2).

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for JET SET RADIO FUTURE and that song is pretty okay

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All my sis ever did was sleep with my husbands. She should have done this too, it could have cancelled out her shenanigans...eh, maybe not.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's lost that lovin' feelin'

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ahh i hate it when she does that

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm the only one who thinks this is so fucking annoying

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I'm not the only person who played JSRF!?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

NO! I used to play it at my grandma's house all the time. She bought an Xbox for us grandkids. We used to sing that song to each other. Meh.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope not! That game was the tits!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1239 Dislikes 6

Judging by your user name I think that either is a bad idea...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Asian Javert

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

gotta sauce that asianjavert

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From A Better Tomorrow 2! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please make that guy javert!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I fucken love thia gif and it's way under used.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chow Yun Fantastic

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought it would be Javert. Why do I feel a bit disappointed now? It's like someone somewhere has been lazy and left this one out

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see Javert potential jere

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif always makes me hungry. I wonder what he was eating...

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I always felt like he was munching on some cereal

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

either a sandwich or gum by the color of the food in his mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your mom! Hah... I try way to hard, forgive me.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No no, it was a good try.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i love you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

<3

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I need a wife. Lemme wife.

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 4

pls

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@kevlarkate already wifed it. Y'ALL WANTED ME TO WIFE HER AND NOW Y'ALL WANNA WIFE ME MAKE UP YOUR MINDS

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

What I was trying to say is that I remember your story from several months ago & I felt like it would be a happy ending story in the end :D

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DAMN RIGHT IM HITTIN THAT

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

marty pls

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU'RE THE CHICK WHO MET THAT OTHER NEIGHBOR IMGUR CHICK AND YOU HAD A FUN DAY TOGETHER, YOU GOT MARRIED? OMG I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT YOU TWO!

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

'wifed' it. Well, not reaaally. But we are the best of friends now!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No no, she's mine.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have made my decision & that is you are lesbians in love. Joking aside, never mind the labels,as long as someone makes your endorphins 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 flow, it's a good thing. And more good things are bound to happen when all types of pleasure are involved in a relationship :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys are both from Baltimore!? How did I miss this originally? Do lesbians have straight guy bff like straight girls and gay dudes? 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I want to be that if so. Y'all have the cutest Imgur love story!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nobody said wifing had to be easy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you sister me? Or let me wife you?

11 years ago | Likes 953 Dislikes 9

whynotboth.gif lannisternice.gif

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

OP responding to ever single comment http://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hai.gif

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm guilty of that in my own posts :|

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why not both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wincest

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh you dirty lannister ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha I'll sister you! @kevlarkate stole the wife position. Imgur made that happen.

11 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 1

Wow that's cute.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sounds like ur a wierdo

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I get sistered as well? I like familial additions!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would also like to apply for the sistering?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ha ha ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and i like it! :)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't mess with you or your wife.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/wugqZ7c

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She misunderstood Lebanese.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she's hot.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish my sister was like this with me. We used to be but now she's engaged and has a kid. Sad day.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember kevlarkate! Do =not= sneak up on kevlarkate.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't. Ever. Sneak up on kevlarkate.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll take it! HUGGGG ME SIIISTTTA

11 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

What a couple of boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was that a Drake and Josh reference? If so, nice.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

PREPARE THYSELF FOR THE ULTIMARE ANNOYANCE!!

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

Doppelganger 2/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP at first I had the sneaking suspicion that you were my sister. Alas, after verifying you are not my sister, I convinced you are her 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THOU SHALL NOT MAKETH THEE QUIVER IN FEAR!

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

NO. JUST SCRUNCH THYS EYES WITH A NARROWED IRRITATION

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I guess they should prepare their inbox

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy with a sister colder than mother russia during winter, I rather have you as my sister.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If @kevlarkate were to have... an accident.. how long after said .. accident.. would you need

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Bitch I'll cut you.

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 0

*grabs popcorn*

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

rofl. +1

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What!? I want one!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice name. I liek the Arctic Monkeys. (Not sure if it's a reference to them but yea)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is! Only the second one to notice! Make fake Internet points to you~

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0