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GuardsmanMiku
And this is one of the reasons i dont like harry potter. This and their refusal to just call in the army when voldemort be all evil and shit
inspectorthot
frontpage for you .
DownSpoon
I read his voice as Rick from Rick & Morty the whoooole time
gorgeousgeorge
Professor M. Keeping shit together like a boss
cappuccinofrost
pigfarts
frozendairybeverage
why is this not being upvoted more?
CynicalFish
Kids can barely use their wands, they'd more easily kill a person with a gun than have the willpower to cast avada kedavra ;|
nastyhobbitses
Should've gone to Pigfarts
suburbanhyena
id read that book
Choc113
Most of it breaks the secrecy laws and the outer space stuff would need a lot of cooperation which wizards don't do very well.
tracereading
Magic makes you stupid. It's a proven fact.
537461726c6f7264
Plot Twist: was Tom Riddles best friend and this started him on a lifelong journey to end the thousands of years of oppression and tyranny.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Can confirm
notmistyped
CallMeRusty
My thoughts exactly.
princessbunnie
That is not how magical spells work. Especially not "Accio." This guy needs to go back and read the series again.
PhilosophicalGinger
Magic essentially breaks our modern conception of what the laws of the natural world ARE. This comic is an exercise in deconstructing some
PhilosophicalGinger
of the assumptions/ideas that we take for granted when reading a series. It's all in good fun,
princessbunnie
While that could be true of the concept of "magic" itself, the magic used in the HP series required saying spells, certain movements, (1/2)
princessbunnie
& were hard to accomplish. For accio, you need to know where the object is and concentrate. Similar concept with apparition. They had rules.
princessbunnie
I always forget to put the (2/2) on these things
princessbunnie
But I understand what you're saying- we're talking about fictional things after all so she could've made magic able to do all those above
PhilosophicalGinger
Well in HP too, magic isn't JUST spells and wands. Those are just focusing devices. Magic is basically using the mind to change the world.
princessbunnie
http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/barb/HPATPS.html its an AU of the 5th 6th and 7th years at hogwarts - you have to read it youll love it
princessbunnie
I'm not sure how into HP fanfiction you are but I feel like you would love it! Its my favorite fanfiction Ill try to find a link for you :D
princessbunnie
I once read this amazing fanfiction about the nature of magic and it's relationship with the mind and belief system called "psychic serpent"
dronir
See: Harry Potter And the Methods of Rationality.
JazzandRain
http://hpmor.com/ A (very good!) authorized fanfic which changes the fact that Harry went to the Dursleys, instead a Professor's family.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
+3 Quirrell points.
TheMysteriousMoodeRider
everyone is talking about that. Someone want to tell me what it is?
listerssisterthefisterresister
Harry Potter rewritten if he had autismo.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Or was raised in a scientists household, where he's supportive as all hell.
GasBandit
never mind the naysayers, It's goddamned brilliant. http://hpmor.com
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
+3 Quirrell points.
TheBlackShakes
Philosophical fan fiction. Not that great, IMO
PhilosophicalGinger
Ugh, I know. Harry Potter is not Ender Wiggin, but apparently the author of HPMOR never got that memo.
Vladnim
The point of a fanfiction is to change something from the original work, otherwise it wouldn't be interesting. Most FanFics do this by (1/?)
Vladnim
Having a different romantic pairing, or changing the personalities of the main characters, HPMOR does this by making Harry a genius. (2/?)
Vladnim
If it's not your thing then you don't have to criticize it. If it is your thing then you should criticize it to try and make it better (3/3)
PhilosophicalGinger
I dislike fanfiction that feels the need to utterly alter a character outside a few sparing details. That's a perfectly legitimate complaint
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
+2 Quirrell points.
PorneliusHubertII
I love this
Levitus
PLATFORM NINE AND THREE QUARTERS IS BETWEEN NINE AND TEN! I AM NERDRAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW! Check your facts please, Boulet!
jazzboner99
I've wondered also,but this guy has clearly thought it through a lot more than I ;)
DoctorCatDog
It was always kinda in the back of my head. Like they'd do shit that we'd HAVE to do, and I'd think...but...MAGIC! Use the fucking MAGIC!
BoxesofFoxes
THAT WAS AMAZING
whade
While you are reading his comic blog at http://english.bouletcorp.com/, ALWAYS click "Comments". He has extra art there on every page.
youcanthandlemykamehameha
I wish someone would do this for x-men
Rapiecage
That one solves itself between Sentinels, omega level dicks and powers from beyond.
dumbledoge
9 and 3/4 is between 9 and 10...
ScaleScentedAnalDildo
Ah, so THAT's what was wrong with that picture.
Mehrkuri
9 and 3/4 is also between 8 and 10. Also 7 and 11, and every number before and after 9 and 3/4.
theirweakspot
But just a liiiittle bit more than 9 1/2
blitherypoop
Half of half more than half.
Dooood
I was SO using a scoffing charm at that...
Stannberg
I skipped the post just to check i wasnt going nuts.
NewEnglandGuy
Everyone knows magical people have no logic.
NerdN1
I'm pretty sure the anti-muggle faction squashes most such ideas. Witch hunts, unsuccess as they tended to be, are still a sore spot, too.
watamacha
case in point: magic man from adventure time.
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
AVADA KEDAVRA!
ereHemaNoN
*ALLAHU AKBAR!
ItsSneakyAdolf
*Aloha Snackbar
OrbitusII
*nomnomnom*
uninquisitor
I see someone didn't read HArry Potter
nitwitblubberoddmentweak
I like that the astronaut suit still has room for her witches hat. Going through space in style
Beamisx
He wants to go to PigFarts
Phoenix4
Medieval spaceship would be cool
Savagesquelsch
warhammer 40k.
BennettJeffery
Fuckin Harry Potter in space man.
Dinkleboop
How did this guy end up in Hufflepuff though? Surely Ravenclaw?
DoctorCatDog
You're gonna tell me this dude didn't come up with this stuff while high?
GasBandit
He's not that smart. "Hi I'm new here, can we change everything?"
MHMaille
A Ravenclaw wouldn't suggest playing fast and loose with time turners.
Gigglesworth
Hufflepuff or griffindor. Certainly brave, but it seems he wants to help people. Ravenclaw is more... attempted intelligence and slytherin..
Gigglesworth
Slytherin wouldn't have tried to shout it out in first class, for starters, especially after reminding that you can kill people with wands.
captainlego
Well maybe he is hard working and loyal, even more so than he is intelligent.
Cooper1977
Man that's all 100% accurate.
NothingLessThanYourKITA
Trash in space would contribute to space debris--a really fucking dangerous and serious problem we currently face.
delaneige
Magic wands don't kill people. Wizards have inherent magical abilities, and wands allow them to better focus their power. If they (1/?)
delaneige
didn't teach kids to use magic wands, they wouldn't learn how to focus their powers properly, which would be way more dangerous. (2/2)
WhiskersTheWondercat
Yes, remember that Tom Riddle used magic before Hogwarts for evil.
Xortberg
He also used it AFTER Hogwarts for evil. Tom Riddle was hella evil.
AdrianAmato
But think about it: We also have the technology to do so many cool things, but we don't, and ask yourself why we don't.
Grooseland
Not 100%, maybe just 30%-ish, but it'd still be bitchin' awesome, wizards in space.
InfinitusEquitas
Found the muggle.
littlespacebased
But what if they don't want to take over outterspace and rule the muggles? Perhaps they have different priorities.
HockeyKong
You need a clear picture in your head of the item you're summoning and where it is with Accio
AskMeIfImBatman
Well.. %50 accurate. They use the medieval theme because the castle was made IN MEDIEVAL times. The candles and torches are decorations(1/2)
Atharaphelun
On another note: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130730080020/dumbledoresarmyroleplay/images/9/92/Snape_Loreal.gif
conniecpu
*saving this for later because mobile app*
DrSchmolls
Yes, yes I do.
Atharaphelun
1st secret:![]()
varsil
Eh, if you don't give the wands to kids you're not going to have many competent adult wizards either.
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Not quite, first image he exits between platforms 8 and 9, should be 9 and 10.
srsgiraffe
All of that makes sense. No i hate HP universe :/
AskMeIfImBatman
(3/3) but I have limited space to do so. Point is, the artist isn't completely accurate here. But he does have a few good points in there
arandomsentence
Are you Batman?
AskMeIfImBatman
Yes.
AskMeIfImBatman
(2/3) not a source of light. The light is either magically there or from the sun coming through the windows. I could literally go on and on
umpbumpfizz
You're talking about the limitations and reality of MAGIC. Let that sink in.
pedrobrv
limitations of the lore within a piece of fiction, delimited by the author herself.
captainpizza
Except for the bit about the time tuner. In the HP universe time travel has some pretty significant restrictions
danzafan37
Yeah, and I think you can only go back like 5 hours before you get into some wibbly wobbly timey whimey fucking trouble
M00t
There's a theory saying that timetravel is harmless because all the consequences of doing it have/are-going-to happen. Paradox can't happen.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpiderman
If you've got a team of magical firefighters, paramedics and teleporters you could do a lot in 5 hours.
captainpizza
except you cant change anything, thats the main issue (Harry and Hermione dont change anything in book 3 look into it)
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpiderman
Isn't the reason that HP time travel is dangerous because you could create a paradox? If you can't change anything there would be no danger.
captainpizza
ITs
captainpizza
It is admittedly a little vague, but what we do know, its safe to say that you couldn't send a bunch of wizards to prevent a large disaster
pedrobrv
A example: Harry was able to cast a huge patronus because he saw himself doing it before returning to the past and actually doing it. 4/4
pedrobrv
You won't create a alternate timeline or anything and won't change the chain of events, you'll just continue the chain. 2/?
pedrobrv
In the case of returning to the past and meeting yourself, you'd remember seeing your future self in the past. 3/?
pedrobrv
The thing about time in HP is that it's very much stable. If someone returns to the past to do something, it means it was already done. 1/?
cleanharry
Is there already a fanfic of wizards conquering the entire solar system? I wonder.
FartsSmellBad
A gay furry fanfic, probably.
frozensonata
Children of the Light by Lomonaaeren there's a bit of slash but it's mostly based between a future group in space.
influ
I don't know about conquering the solar system, but there is this: http://hpmor.com/ HP + Science = Awesomeness.
TheHaileStorm
probably. It also probably includes weird sex between Harry and Snape or some shit like that.
chemistrydoc
I wanted to comet on this so here you go
MySecondAccount
Not sure if pun intended
chemistrydoc
DownWithTheJehovahsSickness
I believe there was one where Hermione and Ginny were space-lesbians.
Varent
Warhammer 40k All hail the God Emperor of Mankind
Gurkenherr
The Emperor protects!
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
No, but there is a short about jews in space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
eightbitrevolt
Destiny has space wizards.
critterfluffy
I am waiting for the ending for Harry Potter Methods of Rationality. Kind of like that.
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
"Is there already a fanfic of wizards-" Yes. Yes there is.
2Grenades1Strax
We could call it 'Harry Rhodan'.
zeratul1005
(1/2) ACTUALLY, there is a really good fanfic written by an artificial intelligence scientist, about if harry was raised by a scientist dad-
zeratul1005
(2/x) instead of an dick, and its about 100 multi-page chapters about how harry and the magical universe is when he applies science to magic
zeratul1005
http://hpmor.com/ There's the link for those of you who might be interested in it, I highly suggest reading it, it is well written and fun!
CarrotApe
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ineedadamnusername
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willc78
Thanks. There goes what's left of my productivity. :D
RoscoeGoodwood
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iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
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euendo
Someone posted this a few weeks ago and I started it AND IT IS SO GOOD I HAVE NOT GONE A DAY WITHOUT READING AT LEAST ONE CHAPTER
CampOfLacho
comment for later
TheOnlyWomanOnTheInternet
Same
RufusTheAardvark
I think it was called Mage: The Ascension.
LegenWaitForIt
Yes. It's a time travel fic involving Harry, Hermione, & Luna being transformed into fairies.
supremacysun
Magic-users hide in the HP universe because modern technology would fuck them up bigtime.
Melanisia
Christopher Stasheff, He wrote an entire series about a space traveling warlock, and later his son, a space traveling wizard.
docvalentinemtl
phantasy star is basically about sorcerers who made machines with their magic and jumped directly from medeval to star wars
tankmemes
And solve world hunger with world class foodt
snotrocketscience
The Galactic Mage by John Daulton is kind of like that. It's about a wizard who explores space by teleporting his castle around.
tracereading
There's Voyage of the Starship Hedwig, but that's more about leaving Earth because boo hoo muggles hate us.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
I'm still waiting for Harry in HPMOR to start researching animagus transfigurations and become a shapechanger at will.
StonesOnTheHill
I think "Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality" tackles some of these issues. And yes, that is not a joke.
AetherMcLoud
Holy shit it has 102 chapters.
maybeamonster
Don't worry, by the time the author is done with the next batch, you'll have easily read them twice over *grumble grumble bitch moan groan*
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
What?
LiterallyCanada
Is this the one where Harry rationalises how to be super rich by converting galleons into gold ingots or something?
StonesOnTheHill
The basic idea was that he was raised by coldy rational, very intelligent people who loves him very much and then works from there.
rwgeaston
That does happen, but it's only a small part of one of the early chapters. The rest is well worth reading.
LiterallyCanada
Right, I read a few chapter over the sdummer, but then university started again. Between missing class and browsing imgur you know
lahwran
I'm going to have to advise you not to read it, not because it's bad, but because it's FUCKING LONG and will ruin your life for a week
Sobertal
The idea behind MoR is that the author tells you Harry is super rational to preach at you, then writes harry acting incredibly irrational.
Campopatopolis
That learning to lose chapter dear god
talavin
Agree 100% And it's hundreds of thousands of words and they aren't even close to finishing the first year. It's like the bridge to nowhere.
SoLongSaulGood
i fucking hate fanfic that are HUGE in word count, but take you fucking NOWHERE plot wise
TastyTastyScience
Actually, it's currently ending. There's only a few chapters left and the author said the fanfic will be finished by January. So yeah.
watsisface1
Commenting for later use.
monkeyseed
I'm commenting to look for this later
TresusIbor
Fucking ditto
randombrain
http://www.hpmor.com
cookiecakemonster
incredibly good read. better than many many original books i've read. the author is a certified genius and thoroughly philosophical.
StonesOnTheHill
I never could get into it. I like flawed protagonists, who adapt to the world and try to improve themselves. So kinda the opposite of this.
cookiecakemonster
the flaws are there. it starts out as if harry is always right and everyone else is stupid, but then he starts looking kinda evil...
StonesOnTheHill
That seems surprisingly nuanced. Perhaps I should give it another go.
TyroneLannister
If you consider Jedi wizards then Star Wars kinda is.
agamemnonymous
Seems like they sorta just piggybacked "muggle" tech though so
blitherypoop
Kinda. They lived within the larger society.
justahumanonline
Was about to comment on how that would make for some amazing stories...then I read your comment and felt stupid. as. fuck.
TyroneLannister
Don't beat yourself up man
TheDarkLordOfTrees
My 9th grade lit teacher made the whole class go silent when he proposed that Star Wars was not, in fact, Sci-Fi but fantasy. think about it
RocketMan2
Says the Medieval character...
Atharaphelun
*medieval ghetto character
TwelveAngryMuffins
With the aesthetic. I would say the imperium of man would fit that pretty well.
maybeamonster
Looks at all the uncontrolled psychers running around. "Stop, my inquisition can only get so erect."