damnallusernamesaretaken
67399
1194
39
How to break open a Parmesan Cheese
Sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ
Mar 10, 2017 3:43 AM
damnallusernamesaretaken
67399
1194
39
Sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ
ComeOnNSlam
you had the opportunity for dickbutt... you wasted it
EvilKam
There may come a day I don't upvote this. Someday... Not today.
Procrastinatinglikeaboss
I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
DerfNarts
watdafakbruh
Goddamnit cheese is so glorious in every way
ClandestineIntestine
anActualHumanPerson
This is almost grate.
IfyouwantpizzapitsImyourman
Fresh parmesan is so good. I don't buy that grainy shit that comes in a bottle I buy the flakes from the cheese place or buy a wedge
seir
I'll be honest here, I've just had some pot brownie and feel like I could eat the fuck out of that cheese.
FireOnThePoopDeck
That is one nice cheese.
SlapMySalamiThatGuyIsACommie
Who cut the cheese?! Oh, that guy did.
HitlersSpirit
He didn't cut it, he broke it
LullabyJones
I moaned out loud and woke my husband up. I had to lie and tell him I was watching porn. Thanks for making my marriage a sham.
damnallusernamesaretaken
I don't believe you. In that case, your husband would ask to watch the porn with you.
GooberSnotpants
hng
MarcTheRN
You ate a whole wheel of cheese? And you pooped in the refrigerator?
Bluedrift
The moment it's broken is the best that cheese is ever gonna taste
UrsaUrsa
Yeah, you've got like 15 minutes for that taste...
Darkness3840
I am thoroughly enabled
aDENTinTIME
It was gouda for me, was it gouda for you too?
Chewygoesroar
That pun could've been feta.
NeoClassicalMetal
No, this is parmesan
CatsIsTheAnswer
It's actually Grana
BlackJesus2012
Yes Mario it was.
aDENTinTIME
Thank you for to touching my wang. (sorry, had to)
Oneguy675
Sigh *unzips*
ScientistFromSouth
That was the wildest thing I've seen all week.
daffodilpies
Got to try 1813 British cheddar. Proper strong, had those little crunchy bits in that real Somerset Cheddar should.And ooooh it's so crumbly
kingjamesversion2point0
Guys, this ones for all the cheese geeks and curd freaks out there.
LazlarBalor
The smell must be overwhelming.
ILikeFishSticksInMyMouth
All these years I have just been peeling off the plastic and shaking it on.
RetConMan
http://i.imgur.com/pPdNZ3c
polkadotmonkey
get in ma belly!
oceansss
Instructions unclear. Table is now in two pieces.
Dramacian
Nope. Cut it horizontally 1 inch, carve the center a bit, then apply really hot pasta, stir scraping the cheese, flambé it. DONE !
PotatoBlubber
That wheel of cheese probably ain't cheap
Dramacian
So ? http://www.mylittle.fr/style/images_edito/photo_big6971.jpg
PizzaGovorun
rAmen, brother!
phoenixgrinder
we try not to sexualize brie
honeyham420glazeit
This reference is so good. <3
damnallusernamesaretaken
Care to explain for my friend who doesn't get it?
longjohnsilicon
Allison Brie played Annie Edison on community. Her character was "pretty young, so we try not to sexualize her".
liamnotfamous
thatswildman
Brie isn't cheese.
Anister
Absolutely right, brie deffo isn't cheese https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brie
HorriblePHD
Wanna bet?
Kromerag
damnallusernamesaretaken
lol where is that from?
Kromerag
Old news reel. Depression era parents making a buk
polkjameskpolk
What is that, like a thousand dollars worth of the stuff?
Azjsy
Depends on the age really. but not far off.
[deleted]
[deleted]
SaltyInternetPirate
Not for a restaurant.
madcore
And that's good
NuclearMonk
the Olive Garden waiter desperately begging you to say stop...
SapphireLeto
Challenge accepted.
musicman20
It's Parmigiano-Reggiano
RandyReady
It's not. It's from Trentino so it can't be parmigiano reggiano. Probably something similar
angryitaliano
as i am from trentino alto adige i can assure u this is a gran padano, difference is the food of the cows, also the milk that is used + time
overtremezzo
Trentingrana
tetracycloide
Also it's better.
musicman20
A wheel that size I'd say would run about $1500-$2000
seentoomuchdeath
Cut into a 1,000 pieces at $10 a pop to poor people, pretty good profit. Aren't business people so smart?
goombay
That's like $100 dollars
egbertmoxie
I work in a cheese shop. As a rule cheese is cut by weight. Different if pre-packaged.
seentoomuchdeath
Doesn't keep the Martin Shkrelis of the world from raising the price 5,400%
DynamicWeight
Right, poor people... or people who don't need 50 pounds of Parmesan right now.
physicsorpostagestamps
Yep, "poor" people all buy $10 cheese
seentoomuchdeath
Ok $5. That's still a 400% profit
seentoomuchdeath
Now it sounds like a great deal! Wow. I'm Donald Trump!
seentoomuchdeath
Well most Italians can't live without the Parmesan at any price.
obviouscoconut
Poor people (me) purchases only the finest kraft American "cheese" slices
seentoomuchdeath
Still better than Parmesan on burgers
mmmmbrains
peely cheese!
polkjameskpolk
Mmmmm... 64 slices of American cheese...
swearty
Yeah, but that's completely neglecting the fact that the vendor needs to advertise, pay for storage, insure itself, pay employees, feed self
seentoomuchdeath
I owned a medical practice in my socialist province & closed it as gov't wouldn't keep up with the overhead. But gouging hurts us the same
Thornaxe
Cmon though, this is Imgur. Didn't you know all businesses are evil? Double evil if they're incorporated.
viaInternet
are you retarded?
FatsMcgee
YES YOU MAKE FILTHY CAPITALIST SEE COMRADE, CHEZ SHOULD BE CREATED AND PROVIDED BY STATE FOR BENEFIT OF ALL. HOW DARE HE SELL CHEZ.
seentoomuchdeath
right Martin Shkreli, let's raise the price 5,400%! http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/02/04/martin-shkreli-imbecile-congress_n_9158844.html
FatsMcgee
YES COMRADE BECAUSE EVERY. LAST. THING. IS LIKE THIS ONE THING MARKED UP 5400% VERY, VERY SIMILAR TO CHEZ. DANK YOU COMRADE.
Sillynannynickers
I did a quick Google for a whole wheel of parm it was 761.00 USD. So yeah probably like a grand.
musicman20
The price with cheeses goes off weight. so looking online isn't going to be that accurate. (unless you eyeball the weight appropriately)TMYK
CoachGordBombay
It's approx $40/kg here in Montreal! Unless you grab it at Costco then $25/kg
nuk3master
In italy se pay €40 and you get the whole thing
exileut
$11.95/kg in California(16.09 CAD)for the dispenser stuff, not a whole wheel of course
Flubna
Eyyy high fives for Montreal. I'm on a trip to New York right now, but I'm flying back home tomorrowm
JeebusRice
Ayyy
Flubna
Tomorrow*
MagicAndDuctTape
I'm pretty sure tomorrowm is Canadian for Tomorrow
gfox117
my friend in B.C. calls it "good ol' Canadian funny money" is this a common thing? Wisconsinite here who has never been north of Green Bay
Bluedrift
Montreal is in my bucket list of cities to go to. YEG here
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Go to Club Super Sex, its all Mtl really has to offer
Bluedrift
I heard it's a great place ti celebrate a wedding anniversary