Apr 11, 2017 12:35 PM
ArtyJoker
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Glasgow351
Everybody is remarking about the omission of XP, while no one is mentioning Vista.
gregobecks
What about FIFA?
ItsTime4it
I still run XP
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
I ran windows 2000 NT for years before I "upgraded".
Energytwo
Windows 2k is a little unfair. Also are you sure that Playstation one is right? I thought PS2 outsold everything.
IamJustinSane
Reminds me of when I tried to explain to my sister how I bought her kids an Xbox One and that its NEWER than the Xbox 360 they already have.
UsernameOkay
but what the fuck do the numbers stand for? ohhhh
randomgentleman
CanadianArticFox
Can someone explain this for my friend?
PmMeYourExGFsBoobs
The numbers in the product names are used as values for the graphs.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
OK, those are kinda funny.
ForTheRepublic212th
PlayStation!
z3r0n3gr0
AnonOmis1000
@OP graphs of what? Sales? Profit? Units sold? Production cost?
DrDementia1
This is so stupid. +1
lmagine
Technically it was just Playstation therefor 0 - much like Xbox
nero4ty2
but they did make a ps one
hodorgoestomordor
It was only called PS1 after PS2 came out.
SignMeIn
Seems legit
rubbarz
Do one for Nintendo. Probably look like a earthquake record
VeruleTheFox
But wouldn't there only be one number because of the N64 (not sure if 2ds/3ds count)
EadEchiC
That's why you should never name your Operating systems after big cats. It doesn't graph well.
takaharajirai
that first pic is windows giving us the finger :D
mrmartini
You smartass. Goddammit. lol
cpiper98
Oh you're a funny mother f**ker huh? Take your points and be merry
jetflight
This is stupid. Advanced stupid, in fact. But the good kind of advanced stupid, the kind that gets you a +1.
Phischstaebchen
Just a sidenote: Vista support ended today
PhenTsoksar
Definitely proves two things, anyone can come up with a graph to illustrate non-linear facts and Bea Arthur is still the sexiest golden girl
irontom
Some of those products are made by a company that uses the metric system.
picardsbeard
Ah, the metric system
toofoom
Now solve for XP.
iamamitten
I believe XP was Windows 6.1 in the source?
biggieslims
X is 10 in Roman and P is the first letter of platypus therefore XP = a small platypus colony. In theory of course
mindolluin
10 platypi?
biggwhytey
[x̂,p̂ₓ]=iħ
gooddoggy10
So good it is off the charts
pres2pond
P is Peta, or 1e15, so XP is 999999999999990. Which is why it was THE BEST EVER.
Zap117
me
thesplashingblumpkins
rawr
ThySausagePrince
Isn't XP basically Windows 6.0?
LarryXz
5.1
tomtomtomFR
... Me then NT
iamthisguy247
I tried and got ME?
ShitBeans1495
Answer: potatoes.
TotallyNotAnAlt
Windows 2000 was (the) shit!
TheMomaw
I really liked Win2k as well. I skipped XP entirely for my desktop machine, it didn't offer me anything amazing that 2K didn't already have
I liked XP
AquaCrusher
It was like clean xp
cousteau
It was aight. Then they decided you need to buy a new graphics card to upgrade.
malakim
2000 was fairly good actually, leagues better than ME. It just under-performed for games because it is at its core a server OS like NT
xDownSetx
2000 Professional was a workstation OS just like XP, 7, and 10 Professional. NT was also for WSs. XP and 2k were near identical perf-wise.
OneMillionAntz
Also ME
FlappinBurgers
OH my Jesus no, we don't talk about ME
TheDogAteIt
Wasn't 2000 in the NT series and shouldn't be included here?
More accurate to say Win2k was the first OS that merged NT with the desktop line.
UpvoteSquirrel
it was so good its still supported by developers.
TriggerM3Timbers
The nerd in me giggles at these; the engineer in me is screaming LABEL YOUR AXES!!!. +1
ANewPoorlyChosenUsername
What would you label them? You mean like "woodcutting" "throwing" "battle" "guitar"
ThatOBrienGuy
I'm annoyed the windows graph wasn't using time on the X axis, it just looks stupid
JimPlaysGames
What exactly is the Y axis measuring though?
KOSMAS969
Did you just assume the axis gender? For all you know that could be the Z axis!
Cypher27
The name of the versions. Like how a Windows 98 scores 98 and a Windows 2000 scores a 2000
AncientPostNecromancer
The CAD guy in me is screaming "where is your version control"
DJScrambles
The engineer in you is also failing to realize that adding axes labels serves no purpose and actually makes these charts useless.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom.........
ManMashine
Today i learned 2000 is more than 98
largosharko
Username checks out
fr1080f
Ones for trees the other is for throwing.
TypeIV
No one else seems to understand that the plural for axis is axes
iamlikelytoforgetthis
I'm a teacher, children fear me when I demand axes!
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
No it's axisesezeneresi
dontmagpie
its not axii?
SometimesIRamble
No, that's a rune from The Witcher
DrSparken
That would be plural of axius. probably. Latin wasn't actually much more consistent with plurals than modern english.
whereTheYogaWomenAt
Axen
thelostfaith
Axis?
BigDumbFaggot
He's an engineer, not a historian.
ITellPeopleWhatToPaint
You don't have to be a historian to know the correct pluralization of axis.
CyborgScribe
Hint: It's axes.
KismetCrew
I'm going to have to go with the SMBC default axis label:
Comic with the bonus panel and source listed: /a/XX5WG
ApplesdaKitty
This is how I annoy my car friends.. The Saab 9000. That's gotta be the best car. Better the crappy McLaren p1.
TheUnderLurker
.
MerToo
even my elderly AW11 is better than the McLaren
ShaanWalker
I had a 900, almost as good
Mrdaihatsu
Some will argue better.
Definitely
catheybear
I think infinitys are pretty rad
I'm pretty sure the next best is the AUDI 5000.
Thetacobelcanon
Damn right it is better.
IWasInThePool
Makes the Saab 8999 look like a go kart.
CarrowM
As a car guy, I love Saabs. Especially the old ones they made when they started making cars
Rezol
My first car was a Saab 9000 CSE Aero 2.3T jubilee edition etc. etc. Recently I got to drive a Tesla Model S. I think we have a clear winner
I'm surprised you have friends with humor like that
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Impossibrew
by that logic the honda S2000 is the GOAT of all cars.
DrWigglesworth
Depends on what the letter represents, in this case I assume it's Planck's constant x1 which is 6.626x10^-34. So clearly it's really bad
OddlyPacific
Worser still: Fiat X1/9
Glasgow351
Everybody is remarking about the omission of XP, while no one is mentioning Vista.
gregobecks
What about FIFA?
ItsTime4it
I still run XP
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
I ran windows 2000 NT for years before I "upgraded".
Energytwo
Windows 2k is a little unfair. Also are you sure that Playstation one is right? I thought PS2 outsold everything.
IamJustinSane
Reminds me of when I tried to explain to my sister how I bought her kids an Xbox One and that its NEWER than the Xbox 360 they already have.
UsernameOkay
but what the fuck do the numbers stand for? ohhhh
randomgentleman
CanadianArticFox
Can someone explain this for my friend?
PmMeYourExGFsBoobs
The numbers in the product names are used as values for the graphs.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
OK, those are kinda funny.
ForTheRepublic212th
PlayStation!
z3r0n3gr0
AnonOmis1000
@OP graphs of what? Sales? Profit? Units sold? Production cost?
DrDementia1
This is so stupid. +1
lmagine
Technically it was just Playstation therefor 0 - much like Xbox
nero4ty2
but they did make a ps one
hodorgoestomordor
It was only called PS1 after PS2 came out.
SignMeIn
Seems legit
rubbarz
Do one for Nintendo. Probably look like a earthquake record
VeruleTheFox
But wouldn't there only be one number because of the N64 (not sure if 2ds/3ds count)
EadEchiC
That's why you should never name your Operating systems after big cats. It doesn't graph well.
takaharajirai
that first pic is windows giving us the finger :D
mrmartini
You smartass. Goddammit. lol
cpiper98
Oh you're a funny mother f**ker huh? Take your points and be merry
jetflight
This is stupid. Advanced stupid, in fact. But the good kind of advanced stupid, the kind that gets you a +1.
Phischstaebchen
Just a sidenote: Vista support ended today
PhenTsoksar
Definitely proves two things, anyone can come up with a graph to illustrate non-linear facts and Bea Arthur is still the sexiest golden girl
irontom
Some of those products are made by a company that uses the metric system.
picardsbeard
Ah, the metric system
toofoom
Now solve for XP.
iamamitten
I believe XP was Windows 6.1 in the source?
biggieslims
X is 10 in Roman and P is the first letter of platypus therefore XP = a small platypus colony. In theory of course
mindolluin
10 platypi?
biggwhytey
[x̂,p̂ₓ]=iħ
gooddoggy10
So good it is off the charts
pres2pond
P is Peta, or 1e15, so XP is 999999999999990. Which is why it was THE BEST EVER.
Zap117
me
thesplashingblumpkins
rawr
ThySausagePrince
Isn't XP basically Windows 6.0?
LarryXz
5.1
tomtomtomFR
... Me then NT
iamthisguy247
I tried and got ME?
ShitBeans1495
Answer: potatoes.
TotallyNotAnAlt
Windows 2000 was (the) shit!
TheMomaw
I really liked Win2k as well. I skipped XP entirely for my desktop machine, it didn't offer me anything amazing that 2K didn't already have
iamthisguy247
I liked XP
AquaCrusher
It was like clean xp
cousteau
It was aight. Then they decided you need to buy a new graphics card to upgrade.
malakim
2000 was fairly good actually, leagues better than ME. It just under-performed for games because it is at its core a server OS like NT
xDownSetx
2000 Professional was a workstation OS just like XP, 7, and 10 Professional. NT was also for WSs. XP and 2k were near identical perf-wise.
xDownSetx
2000 Professional was a workstation OS just like XP, 7, and 10 Professional. NT was also for WSs. XP and 2k were near identical perf-wise.
OneMillionAntz
Also ME
FlappinBurgers
OH my Jesus no, we don't talk about ME
TheDogAteIt
Wasn't 2000 in the NT series and shouldn't be included here?
TheMomaw
More accurate to say Win2k was the first OS that merged NT with the desktop line.
UpvoteSquirrel
it was so good its still supported by developers.
TriggerM3Timbers
The nerd in me giggles at these; the engineer in me is screaming LABEL YOUR AXES!!!. +1
ANewPoorlyChosenUsername
What would you label them? You mean like "woodcutting" "throwing" "battle" "guitar"
ThatOBrienGuy
I'm annoyed the windows graph wasn't using time on the X axis, it just looks stupid
JimPlaysGames
What exactly is the Y axis measuring though?
KOSMAS969
Did you just assume the axis gender? For all you know that could be the Z axis!
Cypher27
The name of the versions. Like how a Windows 98 scores 98 and a Windows 2000 scores a 2000
AncientPostNecromancer
The CAD guy in me is screaming "where is your version control"
DJScrambles
The engineer in you is also failing to realize that adding axes labels serves no purpose and actually makes these charts useless.
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom... Table top figure bottom.........
ManMashine
Today i learned 2000 is more than 98
largosharko
Username checks out
fr1080f
Ones for trees the other is for throwing.
TypeIV
No one else seems to understand that the plural for axis is axes
iamlikelytoforgetthis
I'm a teacher, children fear me when I demand axes!
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
No it's axisesezeneresi
dontmagpie
its not axii?
SometimesIRamble
No, that's a rune from The Witcher
DrSparken
That would be plural of axius. probably. Latin wasn't actually much more consistent with plurals than modern english.
whereTheYogaWomenAt
Axen
thelostfaith
Axis?
BigDumbFaggot
He's an engineer, not a historian.
ITellPeopleWhatToPaint
You don't have to be a historian to know the correct pluralization of axis.
CyborgScribe
Hint: It's axes.
KismetCrew
I'm going to have to go with the SMBC default axis label:
KismetCrew
Comic with the bonus panel and source listed: /a/XX5WG
ApplesdaKitty
This is how I annoy my car friends.. The Saab 9000. That's gotta be the best car. Better the crappy McLaren p1.
TheUnderLurker
.
MerToo
even my elderly AW11 is better than the McLaren
ShaanWalker
I had a 900, almost as good
Mrdaihatsu
Some will argue better.
ShaanWalker
Definitely
catheybear
I think infinitys are pretty rad
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
I'm pretty sure the next best is the AUDI 5000.
Thetacobelcanon
Damn right it is better.
IWasInThePool
Makes the Saab 8999 look like a go kart.
CarrowM
As a car guy, I love Saabs. Especially the old ones they made when they started making cars
Rezol
My first car was a Saab 9000 CSE Aero 2.3T jubilee edition etc. etc. Recently I got to drive a Tesla Model S. I think we have a clear winner
DJScrambles
I'm surprised you have friends with humor like that
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[deleted]
Impossibrew
by that logic the honda S2000 is the GOAT of all cars.
DrWigglesworth
Depends on what the letter represents, in this case I assume it's Planck's constant x1 which is 6.626x10^-34. So clearly it's really bad
OddlyPacific
Worser still: Fiat X1/9
OddlyPacific
Worser still: Fiat X1/9