Master of Camouflage

Nov 15, 2014 8:52 PM

rainingdinosaurs

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But the couch is allowed on her?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

That's a clever bitch!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm not on the couch I am in it. You never said anything about that now did you?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Clever girl..."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you didnt get that couch used from a casting company did you?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I'm not allowed on the couch... so I became the couch instead.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well.. she's not wrong.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A mere technicality

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gettin a strong sense of this http://imgur.com/RkmbGxN in this photo.

12 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 6

"I am the couch now"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MASTER I CAN'T BE IN TROUBLE I'M IN THE COUCH NOT ON IT

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

things like this lead me to believe dogs can understand english

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mine understands Spanish, actually.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog is a smart ass.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm a good boy".

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah HA!!!! I've found a loophole human!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah! There are my keys!... and my god damn dog

12 years ago | Likes 413 Dislikes 0

"Fuck yo couch" -dog, probably.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Built a dog fort.." Dogs rule, bitches drool"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you sleep at a friend's house and they forget to leave you a blanket.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lawyer dog got you on a technicality.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dog pls

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Here buddy, let me just put these cushions on you for some fake internet points!

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"That will do, dog. That will do."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's right. Whatchu gonna do now?" -dog probably

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this isn't staged at all

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 6

yeah man why you gotta ruin the magic

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me believe, damnit!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You never said anything about being *in* the couch"

12 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

"I am a woodpecker! Except with couch."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Hooman, why do you force me to do these things?"

12 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 5

Why does everyone on this site think that the only word that pets can't spell is "human"?

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Well can they? CAN THEY?!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

These are the questions that need to be answered.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

sorry, thats just one question

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it's more about pronunciation rather than spelling.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

but apparently they can pronounce every other word correctly.. just not human

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Fuck you, Dan.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i'll accept that

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Well, she's not ON the couch.

12 years ago | Likes 427 Dislikes 15

My dog was supposed to stay in her bed while we had dinner. By the time we finished eating 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 she was always on the kitchen floor with only on paw still in her bed, so she was able to see us eat. She was such a goof. I miss her.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On backwards is No. Mindblown.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

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12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is IN the couch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).....

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

"I AM THE COUCH."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually, she is. She's just under the cushions.

12 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 5

Are the cushions normally on the couch, or are they part of the couch? That would decide this, as the dog is where the cushions normally go.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's in the couch.

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

We in da couch!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, this is in the couch

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...that would be a lot more painful and gooey, so no.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Listen here Mistruths. When you lose your remote it's in the couch. The dog is in the couch.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When I lose my remote I just have to talk louder. On, not in.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She's technically correct, the best type of correct.

12 years ago | Likes 971 Dislikes 10

Anyone else remember that episode of Ed Edd n' Eddy? "Well, technically he's not ON the grass..."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically she's still on the couch. Cushions don't count as the whole couch.

12 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

Technically she's inside the couch. Not actually on it or under it.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well by that standard I can say she is below the couch. I would say that she is in the couch instead.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

'Cushions are essence of the chair.' -Chandler Bing

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Goddammit, how did someone beat me to this reference?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

exactly what i said to my cat. i told him to stop making a mess pulling all the plastic bags out of the recycling http://imgur.com/caQFWTQ

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0