My cousin is a kindergarten teacher, and this is what her class unanimously decided was the correct way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving.
I told him I loved him in Slither. He seemed less than amused.
Late Easter submission
One does not simply walk through Portland
Green bean casserole now a bean souffle
Someone please add a hadouken animation to this
MRW I realize Valentine's day is in a few days and I don't have a girlfriend
From my Ph.D. dissertation
What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new.
Too soon, Steam. Too soon. Dang.
"You can't just break a treat in half and call it two treats, J."
Happy birthday to both Nick Offerman (45) and Aubrey Plaza (31)
Teaching the kiddos about parts of the horse
My buddy found a couple of MissingNos!
I told Elijah I loved him in Deep Impact
My contribution to the war
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
I tried the thing from the FP. Apparently my face melts a little bit and only my forehead tans.
A friend of mine hit a bird the other day on her way to work. She didn't realize it until she came back to her car and found this.
Me after vacuuming up a bunch of ants in my room
MRW...
Apparently today is my Cake Day. I don't have anything exciting to post, so here's a pic of the happy Scratcho
This is why you cut up those plastic rings that hold cans together, people. Imagine if this hadn't been in the home; a wild Rollibot would have never had a chance.
Strange things can happen when you use an emulator
I was at a club last night and this happened
Halfway through the 7th season on my manyth time through TNG and I finally notice:
Made evident by my facebook feed, this seems to be the unpopular opinion.
Where's the Space Force when you need it?
I'm moderately surprised
Why my ma thinks I can't lift something heavy but I think I can
My ultra-conservative dad said this today
I passed my ABR (American Board of Radiology) part I certification exam! I am one step closer to being a Medical Physicist!
It is so hot that Sir Wobbles has melted
TSA couldn't get my suitcase zipped up after searching it
"The joke wasn't that bad, was it?"
Oh the joys of finding roommates on Craigslist
¯\_(ツ)(ツ)_/¯
Gendry NO
Why is the star white?
WAT
It's-a my (minimal effort) Mario Odyssey Christmas tree!
These keep showing up; I had to share with you all
Took the dog for a walk. Did not finish.
Classy move of the day goes to this lady. Not only was she taking up almost the entire (and only) stairwell at a busy train and bus station, but anyone going down the stairs got a nice view of her turd cutter.
I'm 29 years old, and this is still an accurate representation of what happens
Apparently my aunt's cat didn't appreciate being spied on while she was at work
FOUND: anybody in Buffalo, NY know this puggo? I found him at about 7 pm today dodging traffic.
MRW some asshat has screwed with my bicycle twice in 3 days so requires repairs
My funny Tinder conversations
To the spoiler catchers of Imgur: I thank you
The Scratcho makes first contact with a Pokemon
Trying to lose weight has never been easier
Dr. Lexi
I was looking for a gif to respond to a comment and stumbled on this in the process. This is the kind of thing nightmares are made of.
RYDER LOOK OUT!!!
I saw this video and just had to make it into a .gif to share
Look at this sassy weiner.
Get me the fuck out of this pool. Now!
R.I.P. to the creator of some of the grungiest, greasiest, dirtiest blues in existence: B.B. King. A musical legend was lost today.