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Jun 15, 2017 11:42 PM
fabreezetheseknees
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becktionary
My reaction:
ilovecosmetics
malfunctionm1ke
MRW
Myniggathatwasdeep
what is this .jif from
aRustle
This works oddly well with the post behind haha
Solid5outof7
You wear sunglasses in doors?
DukeRaver
At least the isle is open, self checkouts with no lanes open infuriate me. just spent half an hour buying your shit ya know.
IronicUsername
Look, 11 is fine. Hell, grab 15 items; I don't care. But when you're in front of me with an entire cart full of items, fuck you.
allihearisnoise
FUCKING DAVID LINDHAGEN!
fosul
I remember being labeled as an asshole by people when I ran that checkout line and they went over the limit.
Dalylah
Expressholes.
Relsus
"Oh, well that's fine!" "Okay then, I'm going to pay in PENNIES! CANADIAN PENNIES!"
justahumanonline
I can get through a self checkout lane with 11 faster than some people can with 4. Mostly because I know how to operate the damn thing.
Monkfishy
Fewer*
mnorthwood13
U-Scan, 12 item line, only two bags on platform, and they have 2 carts full of stuff. Dumb asses.
sosume
Me with a six pack and a dozen eggs. Decide not to risk it and get in the regular line. I don't want any trouble here.
eatyourveggiescarl
You know what really bothers me about this? No one that notices that ever tells them otherwise. Ever. Have a nice day. :)
Primotimewaster
I was at a Wal-Mart in the express lane & the clerk told a woman with two full carts to move into the proper lane. There was applause!
YiminRong
You can have 10 items when you enter the aisle, but any items on the rack you pick up while waiting don't count.
spaceasaurusrex
This is one of my fav reaction gifs
Cheomesh
Any idea what he's acting so prissy about?
henrahmagix
He doesn't want to eat his cereal. True story.
AManChoosesASlaveObeys
He's giving Steve Carrell a makeover and when buying new clothes you hear him rip open his Velcro wallet. Crazy stupid love is the movie
coronalmassejection
skellington01
You're entering a world of pain
ColtTheKid
Shut the fuck up Donny
75PercentSith
You're out of your element
inboxmeyourdoggos
plainwhitesarah
Save it, Patty Hearst!
mynamesbryson
10 items or fewer.
Deiterhaman
this shit is way too far down, given our love of grammar nazis
Dionysus187
If you know enough to correct it it's clear enough. No one gets 'confused' by the use of less like this unless they are assholes.
SeaHacking
Being able to get the message across doesn't justify sounding like a cave man. 'Me Dionysus. Me speak good.' Makes sense, sounds stupid.
Dionysus187
Correct. Good thing that's not what happened here.
SeaHacking
His point was that as long as the point gets across, it doesn't matter if its correct. I disagree, as that would sound stupid.
JokerVonDoloh
I hope one day English language will either drop one of "less"/"fewer" or make them completely interchangeable.
SeaHacking
I'd rather people learn the difference of similar words to allow for more precise communication.
becauseracevan
This is just as bad as being stuck behind an extreme couponer that is trying to use expired or invalid coupons....
Gandalfsuglybrother
Pulled up to the lane yesterday. The cashier gave me a look and a little "no" nod. Then I saw the huge pile of coupons.
mudmann1012
Anyone else hate it when you have 1 item and the person in front of you has a cartful and doesn't let you ahead? Even when they notice you!
Gandalfsuglybrother
When my store has 2 express lanes open then you 1 item people have no damn bidness in MY lane. :)
LearnSomething
No? They got there first. That's how life works.
KalYahna
No, but I do find it weird that they don't just go to the self checkout with their two items.
xaviouswolffe
Not all stores have self checkout lanes.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Cashier here,
would come through EXPRESS lane and management told us we couldn't refuse them.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Or in stores that let you refuse them? They would pitch a fit. Good times.
barbwirelove
i had that, i told her to look above her head. i got in trouble with management
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Especially when they do this shit at self checkout and then gawk at you when they are obliterating the scale with their mountains of crap.
barbwirelove
... i will admit i am guilty of that, but my excuse is simple this was 2001/02 when they were new, and i was 16
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I personally never get mad at someone when its their first time. Nowadays most have signs stating its express-like.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I think its worthwhile to spend the time to introduce the machine and educate the person on how it works :)
Gandalfsuglybrother
What I hate is when I've got a cart full and the express clerk motions me over. Which immediately causes 7 people to show up behind me.
LadyWidebottom
They were waiting for you.
vogelstroika
Every time
RelevantForOnce
No big deal, you just need to go, "Ah, you see, uhhh the cashier, I swear, waved me over, uhhhhhhh" and then pee your pants.
Gandalfsuglybrother
That is exactly my usual reaction.
Terminus2357
I was working the express lane a couple times this last week. This happened every time I said "don't worry it's okay".
samsonguy920
Well, from what I hear, you do get to work the express lane for a specific reason. Because you are expressy
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
I think they put the slower checkout peeps in the express lane and save the faster checkers for the big orders.
Lucidalabbra
FOMO is a MOFO
Heysuckmybatarang
Fomo?
Lucidalabbra
Fear of missing out
Heysuckmybatarang
I just realized I didn't thank you for clarifying. Sorry. I appreciated it:)
Lucidalabbra
No worries!
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
What movie is this, asking for a friend
asm80dfa8sdfj
It's not a movie, it's a gif. You're on imgur.
DeathsDeathOfRats
Crazy stupid love. Hot shirtless Ryan Gosling if you're into that.
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
I'm a dude, of course I'm into ryan gosling on any skin-related level
zazouzazou
My grocery store is so fancy, the express lanes are ten items or fewer.
Corrodias
MRW @OP uses "less" http://i.imgur.com/1jsBOQS
RobertNAdams
Mine had "or fewer" as well! But, it closed due to poor sales. I was so happy from such a tiny thing, too... :<
bobcat1721
So nice to see Hitler getting the special treatment he deserves (:
zazouzazou
0lliecat
Mine is so dumb to me. It says, "about 15 items." I don't know why it sounds so dumb.
GaiusOrpheus
It's the most honest variation though.
LizardEnterprises
All about dat 15 items, 15 items, not tripple! ...
LizardEnterprises
..... I'll see myself out now
asm80dfa8sdfj
I think I got this. I should also leave, and I need therapy.
skurnie
Zippla
Still 10 items.
demodulated
Goes down smooth
DieterPinklage
GoooForPapaPalpatine
Damn you people are funny as fuck
AnnoyingXmasElf
...and a loaf of bread.
Sportytripod
How dare you correctly assume he's going home to put the beef sticks up his ass!
WellBehavedZombie
My assumption was furious masturbation and protein to replenish the lost supply.
NoAnyProperUsernameAvailableAnymoreSoEndupwithThisone
Beef stick... ahh thats new to me hmmm..
XavierWolf
Found the canadian
skurnie
EmotionallyTransparent
His reaction when he sees you looking at his beef sticks.
ManuelMcMuffins
Asian Dwane "The Wok" Johnson
ThisMahSwamp
MRW OP sees his reaction to the beef sticks
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jackdouglass
MRW he invites me to his house for a "fun time"
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YeahBoio
MRW he keeps following me to the parking lot all the way to my car
usersubbordercontrol
Are we going back to this gif reversed back and forth?
ScaryFairy
jackdouglass
was trying to