Apr 1, 2021 2:29 PM
lurker2013
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13679
234
legnouaa
SomebodyThatIsntMe
That's Miss Steal Your Girl
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Eltore
sezchuanllama
Did she just low-key double gob, swallow and burp?
nsJunkspace
I think she did...
StarscreamAndHutch
v
PhotoAwp
I wish I was black dress but I'm red dress
braingain
Red dress is more fun
pixeltwig
Why the hell would you wish that? Im 39. My bosses boss in in his fifties and we can still do lightsaber battles in the parking lot 1/2
While being very serious in our work.. and our lives for that matter. Everybody needs to have fun in their own way :)
PoorSucker
nofreelunch
At the beginning of the video I thought she wasn’t my type but now I am so aroused.
MinBlick
She ticked many boxes for me before all that and now I am swooning.
charlotteeloise01
Im a girl and i approve
tagswag8888
Anyone else going back through their favorites and hypevoting?!
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Why would you. It will. Be gone in a day.
To make em feel special and relevant for a second again! Spread the love bro
britdick
Stone...cold.
fred3299
Steve Austin
shesammy23
Foxes
Schmerbie
Hey haircut probably cost more than I make in a week
wisher1977
Worthy of the hyper vote
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
wait! whats colder than dry ice?
Castironpeppers
Liquid nitrogen, then liquid helium then hydrogen, why?
no, I'll tell you what is, Oksana
With special lasers we can get small bits of atoms to just 0.1 kelvin
HandoB4Javert
Where can you get a slo-mo umbrella?
dragonfire50
Cattwalking
One of the best FU glares I've ever seen.
Manikasaurus
I love that little smile at the end, "I know that you're looking" :D
Anonawesome
Yes the scripted scene would probably have a recording camera.
midrealmknight
28dayslaterwasawarning
So cold she would freeze your dick off
bread1
is that a version of death by snu snu?
ohnoitsavikingchick
Good.
ilhares
She's my kinda woman. She looks at me with disdain.
Longbowgun
EEBY DEEBY?!
Dagun10
So much coolness.
override367
my first thought was "that's the most elegant woman I've seen today" which is a weird and uncharacteristically not perverted thought
Gayforbae
That hair ismjust on point took tho.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Staged though.I could look cool staged. With good direction and some cgi.
OriginalgamerX
And a stunt double.
With extra lube.
HerrHat
mercdaddy
? Whoo-oa here she comes...watch out boy she'll chew you up?
DrInkDrinker
She is a man eater if I've ever seen one.
EphemeralLights
Both.. i choose both.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
This post is sexier than any RHM/THT etc post that I’ve ever seen and I have favorites to prove It. Ok Except the Wednesday ones. Those win.
razmann
i choose whichever will have me. so neither...
ImAnActionBirb
I also choose this man’s both.
Seaboo89
Both is good.
5minutekebab
Malikhi
But would either choose you?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
edmac23
As a lesbian, I also choose both.
ArgonSpark
NoSax
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I choose that umbrella.
CynicalLittle
I was about to say like I have a crush on both lmao
clamdriver
Very smooth... and that look at the end. OMG.
jennym123
You will be given whatever the lady in black offers and like it.
KittyGrimm
Koetjeboe
I wish I could hype vote this comment. I feel like it should be top.
Thank you! I was so sad when I saw the downvotes. I'm glad someone agreed with me.
pegina
I would pay for her porn.
Just Google it. Maybe add in “gravure” and “kana.” Enjoy.
I don't remember her name
Google “Asuka kana gravure”
neos501
I choose red.
GrooveJunkie
One of them is a dude
JorElmasterofscheduling
iamlegendinjapan
I'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude we're all dudes yeah
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
That's Loora Wang and her sister, Gotta love the stereotypes.
LarvaLamp
Well, technically, they both have Wangs.
bigkingdingaling
They can just play with each other. I'd hate to get involved and ruin the whole aesthetic
ChocoladeMelkSnor
You’re into incest?
iamspartan1262
Icarus0711
You’re not?
antonzzzz
Stool? Two girls and a cup?
boblives
WTFprotocolNr7
Well, they can’t get pregnant from it and they are adults so it’s just a matter of morals....and we all know how that changes all the time.
BumMunch
?1
pyr0chaos
Agree. Just give me a stool in the corner and I’m a happy puppy.
headlessness
Red is a cutie but black is all business. Both. Definitely both.
Lewynsa
IronIce111
I want to be friends with this couple.
lxlulz
They are sisters, red dress is the designer black dress the model.
Punkereaux
Other way around. Taller woman is fashion designer Lora Wang.
LoopStricken
There's still two of them though.
LifeConfessionguy1
What a woman.....wow
Rulo1982
I'm afraid to ask but who is she?
In Life's gif, Aubrey Plaza. In OPs video, Loora Wang.
Aubrey, I was looking for Aubrey. Thanks a lot
SvarvSven
Loora, I was looking for Loora. Thanks a lot
Shes not keeping the red dress girl dry at all.
hoopsnek
I need hypevotes for this comment.
TriskaidekaFeelYa
OP does that.
ImSorry4meMentalSicknessSir
KyssedByFyre74
What red dress girl?
SimSimSimsalabim
willy0200112
Not keeping me dry either.
maincarrot
Umbrella do nothing when standing over a waterfall
SecondSince
Giggity
ICannotSanctionYourBuffoonery
No. The red dress girl is definitely not dry... ?
smeltitdealtit
Nor me.
jhawker27
She is not keeping ANY girls dry.
simplemusings
I do not think the red dress girl is dry anyway after that...
NuclearMonk
Me neither
Monkeytron
Quite the opposite!
p0ssessi0nX
To be fair...RDG wasn't trying to keep dry in the first place. BDG really said my hair/dress is more important than your imagination ?
Procrastinatress
I thought it was a parasol so they don’t get tanned
Khelan2050
Clear parasols arent very effective
Why not? Plastics don’t let through UV?
Just looked it up, TIL.
Toan914
What l, it's not even raining.
Teddy2Ready
Neither would i
Datsinginguy
I want to give this comment hypervotes. So unfair
Xzeonx
Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif
TheWeebleWobler
bwahahahahahahaha
Tombliboos
Moist.....
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Neither am I
muhr
Came here to say ‘iT’s nOt EveN RaiNinG’ and then got your joke +1
TheJourn
She’s not keeping me dry, either.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
Well, in the immortal words of Pam: "SPLOOSH!"
NotNotDeadpool
"could drown a toddler in her panties"
apollo1983
What episode of "the office" was that?
Just kidding
drainbamage1011
Goddammit, you beat me by 1 minute while I was searching for a link. Take your +1!
PineappleLoopsBroether
splooosh
zhasylB
I remember someone mentioning that they are sisters
ddet1207
dakkaffex
every time this post is brought up people make a lesbian joke and then someone remind them of their family ties
ChazzK
And then Jamie Lannister gets posted.
ZeroLevels
They're not MY sisters.
arthurvanhoudt
Step-sisters?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Toofwess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we know
BiVoidRat
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
I've watched enough MrRobot to know any hot Chinese woman could in fact be B.D.Wong
ShlongaDonga
Kinky!
Dragon10449
GeminiMithuna
+44 upvotes
valen00
sisters you say?
Fook-u
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
The one in blue is Chinese fashion designer Loora Wang and the other is her sister (haven't found her name yet).
beefstar2000
Yet
3KnucklesDeep
Lure a Wang? Several, probably.
TheLovelessHummingbird
That's a purple dress
dextarrogue
...isn't that a black dress?
vozval
Dammit not again
bassaro
Oh not this shit again
AnonKneeMoose
Navy blue, blue trim and she had blue hair highlights
zanoii
Yes it is. Or her hair is also blue.
Rolfasonofashepard
Yes?
OGymruOGymro
No, it's Yanni!
thePyromanic
Did you just say Laurel?
redsmerf
Don't you start that shit again
abitskeptical
It looks gold to me
fudgeman
Not this shit again
BladeTurMoiL
Isnt she like super old? Wow. Them genes.
justborrowingthisusername
Apparently she's 36, I'll let you decide whether you think that's super old :p
Soujaofmisfortune
Super old? Look at her. Of course she isn't. I know Asian women age well, but come on. No one ages THAT well.
She's supposedly 35.
I think you might be thinking of Vera Wang who is in her 70s.
This. My bad XD
Ilikecreativepeople
Vera Big
ScreamingGreenFrog
Big what?
alternator43
Humongous what!?
feed4you
Big wang
legnouaa
SomebodyThatIsntMe
That's Miss Steal Your Girl
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Eltore
sezchuanllama
Did she just low-key double gob, swallow and burp?
nsJunkspace
I think she did...
StarscreamAndHutch
PhotoAwp
I wish I was black dress but I'm red dress
braingain
Red dress is more fun
pixeltwig
Why the hell would you wish that? Im 39. My bosses boss in in his fifties and we can still do lightsaber battles in the parking lot 1/2
pixeltwig
While being very serious in our work.. and our lives for that matter. Everybody needs to have fun in their own way :)
PoorSucker
nofreelunch
At the beginning of the video I thought she wasn’t my type but now I am so aroused.
MinBlick
She ticked many boxes for me before all that and now I am swooning.
charlotteeloise01
Im a girl and i approve
tagswag8888
Anyone else going back through their favorites and hypevoting?!
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Why would you. It will. Be gone in a day.
tagswag8888
To make em feel special and relevant for a second again! Spread the love bro
britdick
Stone...cold.
fred3299
Steve Austin
shesammy23
Foxes
Schmerbie
Hey haircut probably cost more than I make in a week
wisher1977
Worthy of the hyper vote
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
wait! whats colder than dry ice?
Castironpeppers
Liquid nitrogen, then liquid helium then hydrogen, why?
LinesOfCokeWithSnowman
no, I'll tell you what is, Oksana
Castironpeppers
With special lasers we can get small bits of atoms to just 0.1 kelvin
HandoB4Javert
Where can you get a slo-mo umbrella?
dragonfire50
Cattwalking
One of the best FU glares I've ever seen.
Manikasaurus
I love that little smile at the end, "I know that you're looking" :D
Anonawesome
Yes the scripted scene would probably have a recording camera.
midrealmknight
28dayslaterwasawarning
So cold she would freeze your dick off
bread1
is that a version of death by snu snu?
ohnoitsavikingchick
Good.
ilhares
She's my kinda woman. She looks at me with disdain.
Longbowgun
EEBY DEEBY?!
Dagun10
So much coolness.
override367
my first thought was "that's the most elegant woman I've seen today" which is a weird and uncharacteristically not perverted thought
Gayforbae
That hair ismjust on point took tho.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Staged though.I could look cool staged. With good direction and some cgi.
midrealmknight
OriginalgamerX
And a stunt double.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
With extra lube.
HerrHat
mercdaddy
? Whoo-oa here she comes...watch out boy she'll chew you up?
DrInkDrinker
She is a man eater if I've ever seen one.
EphemeralLights
Both.. i choose both.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
This post is sexier than any RHM/THT etc post that I’ve ever seen and I have favorites to prove It. Ok Except the Wednesday ones. Those win.
razmann
i choose whichever will have me. so neither...
ImAnActionBirb
I also choose this man’s both.
Seaboo89
Both is good.
5minutekebab
Malikhi
But would either choose you?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
edmac23
As a lesbian, I also choose both.
ArgonSpark
NoSax
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
I choose that umbrella.
CynicalLittle
I was about to say like I have a crush on both lmao
clamdriver
Very smooth... and that look at the end. OMG.
StarscreamAndHutch
jennym123
You will be given whatever the lady in black offers and like it.
KittyGrimm
Koetjeboe
I wish I could hype vote this comment. I feel like it should be top.
KittyGrimm
Thank you! I was so sad when I saw the downvotes. I'm glad someone agreed with me.
pegina
Longbowgun
I would pay for her porn.
pegina
Just Google it. Maybe add in “gravure” and “kana.” Enjoy.
Longbowgun
I don't remember her name
pegina
Google “Asuka kana gravure”
neos501
I choose red.
GrooveJunkie
One of them is a dude
JorElmasterofscheduling
iamlegendinjapan
I'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude we're all dudes yeah
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
That's Loora Wang and her sister, Gotta love the stereotypes.
LarvaLamp
Well, technically, they both have Wangs.
bigkingdingaling
They can just play with each other. I'd hate to get involved and ruin the whole aesthetic
ChocoladeMelkSnor
You’re into incest?
iamspartan1262
Icarus0711
You’re not?
antonzzzz
Stool? Two girls and a cup?
boblives
WTFprotocolNr7
Well, they can’t get pregnant from it and they are adults so it’s just a matter of morals....and we all know how that changes all the time.
BumMunch
pyr0chaos
ArgonSpark
WTFprotocolNr7
Agree. Just give me a stool in the corner and I’m a happy puppy.
headlessness
Red is a cutie but black is all business. Both. Definitely both.
Lewynsa
IronIce111
I want to be friends with this couple.
lxlulz
They are sisters, red dress is the designer black dress the model.
Punkereaux
Other way around. Taller woman is fashion designer Lora Wang.
LoopStricken
There's still two of them though.
LifeConfessionguy1
What a woman.....wow
Rulo1982
I'm afraid to ask but who is she?
ilhares
In Life's gif, Aubrey Plaza. In OPs video, Loora Wang.
Rulo1982
Aubrey, I was looking for Aubrey. Thanks a lot
SvarvSven
Loora, I was looking for Loora. Thanks a lot
StarscreamAndHutch
Shes not keeping the red dress girl dry at all.
hoopsnek
I need hypevotes for this comment.
TriskaidekaFeelYa
OP does that.
ImSorry4meMentalSicknessSir
KyssedByFyre74
What red dress girl?
SimSimSimsalabim
willy0200112
Not keeping me dry either.
maincarrot
Umbrella do nothing when standing over a waterfall
SecondSince
Giggity
ICannotSanctionYourBuffoonery
No. The red dress girl is definitely not dry... ?
smeltitdealtit
Nor me.
jhawker27
She is not keeping ANY girls dry.
simplemusings
I do not think the red dress girl is dry anyway after that...
NuclearMonk
Me neither
Monkeytron
Quite the opposite!
p0ssessi0nX
To be fair...RDG wasn't trying to keep dry in the first place. BDG really said my hair/dress is more important than your imagination ?
Procrastinatress
I thought it was a parasol so they don’t get tanned
Khelan2050
Clear parasols arent very effective
Procrastinatress
Why not? Plastics don’t let through UV?
Khelan2050
Just looked it up, TIL.
Toan914
What l, it's not even raining.
Teddy2Ready
Neither would i
Datsinginguy
I want to give this comment hypervotes. So unfair
Xzeonx
Sonofabitchstolemyline.gif
TheWeebleWobler
bwahahahahahahaha
Tombliboos
Moist.....
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Neither am I
muhr
Came here to say ‘iT’s nOt EveN RaiNinG’ and then got your joke +1
TheJourn
She’s not keeping me dry, either.
BarelyAnInconvenience42
Well, in the immortal words of Pam: "SPLOOSH!"
NotNotDeadpool
"could drown a toddler in her panties"
apollo1983
What episode of "the office" was that?
apollo1983
Just kidding
Gayforbae
drainbamage1011
Goddammit, you beat me by 1 minute while I was searching for a link. Take your +1!
PineappleLoopsBroether
splooosh
zhasylB
I remember someone mentioning that they are sisters
ddet1207
dakkaffex
every time this post is brought up people make a lesbian joke and then someone remind them of their family ties
ChazzK
And then Jamie Lannister gets posted.
ZeroLevels
They're not MY sisters.
arthurvanhoudt
Step-sisters?
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Toofwess
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we know
BiVoidRat
TimeTravellingSpaceBear
I've watched enough MrRobot to know any hot Chinese woman could in fact be B.D.Wong
ShlongaDonga
Kinky!
Dragon10449
GeminiMithuna
+44 upvotes
valen00
sisters you say?
Dragon10449
Fook-u
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
The one in blue is Chinese fashion designer Loora Wang and the other is her sister (haven't found her name yet).
beefstar2000
Yet
3KnucklesDeep
Lure a Wang? Several, probably.
TheLovelessHummingbird
That's a purple dress
dextarrogue
...isn't that a black dress?
vozval
Dammit not again
bassaro
Oh not this shit again
AnonKneeMoose
Navy blue, blue trim and she had blue hair highlights
zanoii
Yes it is. Or her hair is also blue.
Rolfasonofashepard
Yes?
OGymruOGymro
No, it's Yanni!
thePyromanic
Did you just say Laurel?
redsmerf
Don't you start that shit again
abitskeptical
It looks gold to me
fudgeman
Not this shit again
BladeTurMoiL
Isnt she like super old? Wow. Them genes.
justborrowingthisusername
Apparently she's 36, I'll let you decide whether you think that's super old :p
Soujaofmisfortune
Super old? Look at her. Of course she isn't. I know Asian women age well, but come on. No one ages THAT well.
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
She's supposedly 35.
SpaceNinjaPirateCowboy
I think you might be thinking of Vera Wang who is in her 70s.
BladeTurMoiL
This. My bad XD
Ilikecreativepeople
Vera Big
ScreamingGreenFrog
Big what?
alternator43
Humongous what!?
feed4you
Big wang