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#ALLLIVESMATTER
forgive me if this is a repost...just now seeing it and got cracked up!
Jul 25, 2016 3:56 PM
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forgive me if this is a repost...just now seeing it and got cracked up!
KickyFootDance
Oh look, someone who missed the point completely
y2kNep
See how the font colour is black.!
meeinname2
I hate america
Cyborgbird
All lives matter is a stupid retaliation. Obviously, no lives matter!
Razaim
All lives matter. And sorry but that also includes the peeps that are excluded on the shirt. But in the scene of the cosmos no lives matter.
fuck123456789
And cops that shoot unarmed people
ShamnusMcfee
'Kill everyone that hates America! They are as bad as rapists and child molesters!' How about we tone down the violent nationalism a bit
worxharder
Shirt knows what's up!
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I don't "hate" America, that's like hating retarded kids, they can't help the way they are, and I'd be a terrible person to belittle them.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Awww, it's always so cute when a non-American has an opinion. You keep it up little guy ;)
KilledByALover
If you're gonna use an astrick it has to also be in the text. It's a linked reference.
BondHaimBond
As well as people who change lanes without signal, people who idle excessively, people who park like assholes, people who litter.
Flimsy
Where do I get one in a Medium?
StarrrryNight
I hate America. Fight me.
HEIS3NBERG
YouLookLikeAFruit
Ya fuck those guys
Falcon2038
He's so fine though!
Dramacian
Slavers are ok then... What about those who make bad pizzas ?
ecodude
Death is too good for people who ruin pizzas. And hell is too good for whoever designed vegan pizza.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
You haven't had a good vegan pizza if you consider it a bad thing. Trust me, they can be awesome too :)
potatoesmakemeveryhappy
I'm a child-molesting rapist who hates America, because that country won't let me live my life as a terrorist. :( This makes me feel bad.
BritishBatman
As a distinguished British gentleman I have to say fuck america.
Virtuoso
Hear hear! There are plenty of reasons to avoid that place.
forelle
You know that in Soviet times they jailed people who did not work, because it was assumed "they hate their nation"? This nation hating ¹
forelle
is such a broad thing, Trump would probably put all the Democrats (and parts of the Republicans) into this category. ²
PhiIIipJFry
http://tkdaniels.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/nyc-mock1.png
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Is this via Steven Crowder? It looks like something he would do.
TalkRlyehianToMe
I'm not the biggest fan of America, so now my life matters less?
AwesomeTeddybear
Well there's goes half the planet... and then you have the child molesters, terrorists and murderers
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And Alaska. It didn't fit on the shirt, so fuck them, too.
LupusBorealis
We've got weather that does that for us.
iseeyoushiverwithantici
You've got a great username, +1
SomePersonWhoLikesArt
Don't forget Florida, I fucking hate Florida
iKon2000
Hawaii?
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probably already covered by the exceptions
punsmakemehorny
dam son
FlappinBurgers
theDpickle
I feel like cop killers should be taken off that list. Cops don't have to protect you according to he supreme court. So murders in general.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
So...you're saying you think the lives of cop killers and murderers in general should matter?
ecodude
Yes actually. That's why we have a justice system, and don't condone lynch mobs and hangings anymore.
azazyel
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3du1qm/eli5_why_is_it_so_controversial_when_someone_says/
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
I hate this metaphor because it simplifies it down too much. It implies that the person saying "I should get my share" is the only person...
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
...that's missing anything on their plate.
ecodude
That is actually incredibly well put.
SuperSecretAsianMan
Source: https://www.aafnation.com
ProfCumAlot
Thank you for this.
immaturelMGURimager
I always wanted to get something involving both child molesting and hashtags on a shirt. This is really too much to ask for
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
No better person than you to bring a new, fresh perspective to the shirt world. #anustart
Seric147
Cant tell if that is anus tart or anu start.
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binkythe900ftcarrot
i don't understand. Are you a lizard person?
boxmax
Yes.
immaturelMGURimager
No. Bad boxman. Bad.
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Boxmax*
Torix2
That didn't help.
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
immaturelMGURimager
I'm cracking up. That's too funny
HMSFirestar
Nationalism is still alive and strong, ready to kill those who think differently and believe in different things.
zaphod
loving your country is not a bad thing, putting your own citizens first is also not a bad thing.
LimerickGoblin
Yes it is - it's called an imaginary nation state. Patriotism and prioritising human life based on an arbitrary label results in bad things.
zaphod
nothing imaginary about all the nation states on this planet, if its so imaginary why are all the riffraff trying to run to the USA.
bonkersbabytail
"all the riff Raff? Lol. "Why are all the intellectuals trying to get the hell out of the USA", might be a better question.
LimerickGoblin
It is a deep area of study for philosophers and sociologists - I recommend researching it further if you're interested.
LimerickGoblin
The idea that all Americans or all Britons are part of a single community is fallacious. It's called an "imagined community".