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He said I was too ugly to love.
Then I realized he's an asshole. I asked if he wanted the stuff he left at my place...
He said, "No, bitch. Keep my shit." I just found this game under his sweatshirt.
Best. Breakup. Ever.
gammafighter
+1 for Jessica
fullfathomdeep
I FUCKING HATE GIF STORY POSTS
SegaAges
The worst is the gif with that dude crying in the rain. Sooo lame.
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
I don't believe you
Pharya
Before I give OP any pity whatsoever I want to know why they broke up. This is the most one sided vague pityfest I've seen here recently
sweatybeard
shadow117
+1 for SNSD Gif
SJKearlybrd
I like the part where this didn't happen like at all. Enjoy your attention!
Alexpil
Of all the unbelievable imgur posts, this is the most unbelievable. No one dates someone then suddenly decides they're too ugly to love....
TheWanderingBacon
File under things that probably did not happen
Sparky1359
Can we stop with the bs pity posts already?
Cactus4life
Oh yeah, I'm sure this happened. Just like all the other posts whining about inhumanely assholey people.
madorsey88
I have a feeling that there's more that you're not telling and/or exaggerating and just looking for sympathy. Enjoy your game.
HeyOP
Right. Like maybe he meant she's ugly on the inside cause she fucked his best friend and his brother in a devil's threeway. On his birthday.
thomaseeno
This is retarded.
flamingflamingo
"He said I was too ugly to love." Sorry but I'm gonna call BS right there. That is NOT the whole story.
Coutances
a true man wouldn't forget GTA 5... so im calling bs
InHonorofUgly
lol seriously, he would know it was at this lying fake bitch's house
charleswoodjr
4 or 5 shitty gifs? Check. A bullshit sob story? Check.
realultimatepower
BEHOLD THE POWER OF IMAGINATION. You fucking liar.
mrspoontastic
his personality was too ugly to love
brosagi
OP didn't think so, at first anyway.
MuhammedLee
There's 2 sides to every story. Maybe she cheated on him and refused to give his stuff back. I heard not everything in the internet is true.
ToxicPineapple
That is a Mark Twain quote. I read it on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
NOTALAWYERBUTIPLAYONEONTV
I hate these "story told through gif" posts
SegaAges
The worst is the gif with that dude crying in the rain. Makes me want to punch my screen.
NOTALAWYERBUTIPLAYONEONTV
I am glad I am not the only one. I usually start rooting against the OP by about the 2nd gif.
cheesemaccer
Fuck, I hate that one. There was an Anne Hathaway one that was even worse, thankfully hasn't been used in a while.
tiger68
I'm pretty sure nobody said 'you're too ugly to love'.
Txtcat
Unless she provided a selfie in the past by chance. But it wouldn't be shown since it probably in in Oblivion.
AsianJoyKiller
Please let us know if he tries to get it back.
jeezuspieces
I'm not sure if this game has an online pass, but if it does use it and give it back. Or mess up his stats if he played on your console
Steffn
snowbody
This totally happened. Oh guys I just found a £485 note in the street too
fiendishkitty
Wooooooow the amount of asskissing is overwhelming
InHonorofUgly
people kissing OPs ass?
fiendishkitty
Yes.
sodacanking
I'll take, "things that didn't really happen" for 500 alex.
UnfortunateSchmeltingAccident
well that breakup post took an interesting turn.
SK2211
FOR THE BETTER! GTA V! FUCK YEAH!
Shamorza
Breakups usually don't take interesting turns. I think this is a mock-up of a breakup for entertainment purposes.
ShittyMcShit
You must have a very healthy outlook on life!
Thekingofbeans
Are you implying that anyone who doesn't believe anything they hear for the sake of entertainment is a cynic?
ShittyMcShit
Not at all. I just think wasting too much energy on something that doesn't affect one's life even indirectly is pointless. (1)
ShittyMcShit
(2) And that comment of his sounded a bit pompous to me... But, when I think about it, mine sounds pompous as well... My bad, I guess...
Pacemcustos
That took me way to long to get
SacreDoom
That imaginary* breakup.
LilBTheBasedGod
Sorry, I'm not buying it. Put some more creativity into your bullshit story.
Cactus4life
I know right, how the fuck does this shit get to the frontpage? You sell all these sympathy seeking mongols everywhere on this site.
boas
You should meet some actual Mongols. Then you probably wouldn't have used that word.
GrapeVan
Wait till you play as Trevor. He'll give you some ideas on what to do next..
aguyuno
It's funny cause whenever I hear his name mentioned by people, I picture Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes. Which is about right.
Sarkofagen
Among his stuff were also a car battery, a pair of pliers and a jerrycan.
HomiieEric
It's not molestation if they're lonely - Trevor
ILoveScotchScotchyScotchScotch
I wouldn't wish that evil on anyone. Trevor is a fucking psychopath.
0Vanitas0
He is a fun character. His story is the most involved and I like his the most.
Morella
Yeah OP. Fuck his teddy bear.
solkahn
Every conversation with Trevor ends in "JESUS CHRIST TREVOR"
joedohn
Just when you start thinking Trevor is 100% batshit mental, he goes ahead and says/does something completely reasonable. Great character.
derp949
"You were the one having sex with me, so who's the sadder one here?"
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derp949
It was a joke. I'm shocked so many people are taking me seriously.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
That's exactly where my mind went. "AT LEAST I WASN'T RAILING THE UGLY CHICK" oohhhh buurn.
irishnovember
that's an odd insult? Isn't that admitting she's ugly? (which btw I'm sure is not true because that guy sounds like a prick)
derp949
It was a joke. I'm shocked so many people are taking me seriously.
Thesimpleman
I think Ralphy May put it best: That's like saying "oh my god, that was the worst pizza I ever ate all of!"
dxblacker
Damn...got to turn the stove off to stop THIS burn.
derp949
Oh snap, girlfriend.
linkskywalker14
Phrases like "You're too ugly to love" always make me think OP is lying for the upvotes. But it's more fun to believe this, so I will.
Scheisswichser
I don't think that's ever been said hehe
rogerdodgerrogerdodgerrogerdodger
One of my friends broke up with his girlfriend because he realized he could do better.
frisson
It needs context. Sounds like she was being unkind to him too and/or martyring herself over her bad self-esteem.
Nevv
Definitely.
MsDlfc
I have been with people who are truly that much of an asshole.
dietcokebreath
I was told the only person who'd date me would be a serial killer who preyed on fat people and I was like "um, but you dated me so..."
fiendishkitty
I think you should run
SerialKitten666
Unless OP is actually still in high school and she was in a relationship for like a month, than it makes sense. But no, adults don't do that
duressian
I was told, "Oh, good, I was afraid you'd get pretty while I was gone lol." Male friend of nineteen years. /Was/ interested but, blech.
SenorSeniorSr
Yeah, I'm not buying the post either. Maybe there's ONE element of truth in it somewhere, but God knows where the fuck that is.
garydee
OP bought GTA 5. That's the truth. Ha
bringbakfirefly
I tend to agree. I'm sure there are assholes out there who will do this, but it's more likely they broke up for another reason.
StamosatmyFuneral
Don't you mean it's more likely that these two pretend people broke up for a different pretend reason?
Yongasoo
Of al the things that didn't happen...
juststopitcomeonman
See it was the happiness at finding GTA 5, and the thought that a dude would leave his copy of GTA 5 with an ex that really made me wonder.
psychedelia
Last ex told me the reason she wouldn't bang was b/c she didn't find me attractive. Only took five years to admit she thought I was ugly.
imbitteraboutit
You peed in her soup the day you guys broke up right?
shitbecopacetic
Nobody got together with someone really ugly and suddenly realized they were ugly, and then didn't want their stuff back. Never ever ever.
flubberfucker
This entire post is bs. Imgur is littered with bs pity party posts these days
fiendishkitty
Yeah seriously. Who would leave their stuff with someone they broke up with? I'd claim that shit back in a heartbeat.
garydee
People just trying to get to front page / top comment. I used to laugh a lot more at imgur when being top comment / front page wasn't forced
FancyFrance
Fake stories for fake points. Fitting, really.
goobernoodles
HAVE A FAKE POINT FOR YOUR VALID POINT.