OTTERS!

Jul 30, 2015 12:06 AM

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Otters are brave and they’ll defend against dangerous intruders.

OTTERS! They’re fantastic dancers.

They’re fantastic dancers.

OTTERS! will help you retrieve household items. Up the water cat now

They’ll help you retrieve household items.

If my otter gets at least 1 comment & up I'll get another pic

And talented actors.

They appreciate the simple things. They’re easily amused by something as simple as a pebble.

Seriously, water cat love pebbles to playing

Seriously, they love pebbles.

Like, water cat really love pebbles to drop on hand at last 1 up

Like, they really love pebbles.

Pebbles all day urr day.

But they like other toys, too.

They appreciate nature. Look how excited they get over this butterfly:

There is literally nothing more charming than a romp of otters chasing a butterfly.

Otters are expressive artists.

Otters! They’re wonderful musicians at last 1 Up

They’re wonderful musicians.

Otter skilled athletes

And they’re skilled athletes.

They understand your love of food and will never shame you for overeating.

They love to laugh.

They make responsible parents.

Their lil’ noggins fit perfectly into chain link fences, which isn’t useful at all but it sure is cute.

They’ll cheer for you when you succeed. Otters are very supportive creatures.

They’re friendly and caring, and they’ll never let you go.

It’s impossible not to let otters squirm into your heart.

Look how eager they are. Take one home. Put it in a tiny dress. Name it Myrtle.

“Pick me, pick me! I’ll fill that void in your heart!”

I was sad when this post ended

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...oh, and they're SUPER rapey

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here's a pebble +1

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I want an animal that retrieves household items and talented actors

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Until they bite you. And they WILL bite you

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I got bit this summer in a local river. Umpteen rabies shots and so much wound washing later, I second this!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And they'll defend the shit out of Redwall.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Haha fuck ya they will

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Otters holding hands? That's got to be one of the cutest things ever

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They do it while they sleep so they don't float away from each other (apparently)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They have pockets, like real pockets, to keep their pebbles in. Like its a built in pebble holder. Are you hearing me?!? Pebble pockets!!!

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

As a woman, my pants don't even have real pockets. I'm jealous AF.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

As a gay man..not the otter I wanted.. As a marine biologist..exactly the otter I wanted

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

gay scientist? hello there

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

(Waves)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Now kiss

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now fight

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this cracked me up

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Totally agree, except replace marine biologist with environmental geologist. +1

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Enlighten me on the otter you first wanted?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Philly? Philly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While the bear generates his power trough streng, the otter relies on his extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#19 http://imgur.com/tcMhPgq

11 years ago | Likes 404 Dislikes 8

I just laughed so hard. Thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one of these things is not like the otters

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everytime I see otter mentioned, I come looking for this. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They also have human reactions to brainfreezes

11 years ago | Likes 566 Dislikes 5

That was way cuter than I expected.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

And considering the level of cute we were expecting...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this gif is making me laugh so hard lol it's the eye squint!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ohm nom nom. Yay ice! Oh, I fucked up. Ow my brain."

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

o3o face

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"What was I here for again? ... Oh right, the murders."

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

That shouldn't have made me laugh. It did. A bit too much.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Doh

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Missing my favorite:

11 years ago | Likes 330 Dislikes 0

Perfect music for that gif: https://youtu.be/QHGOO73Gxg4

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Better pick for the dancing one for sure.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

gurl throw dat ass in a circle

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[ooga shaka intensifies]

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Who got the keys to muh beamah!?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who am I?!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. They really are great dancers.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

unce unce unce

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Riding this to the FP. Who's with me damnit.

11 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 10

WELL GOOOOOLLY

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fine, ill ride along too....holy shit. went to bed laughing at this comment with only 53 point...i wake up to 6000 its a good day, son

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

AND MY AXE

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Heck, otters are too cute NOT to ride to the front page!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I otter join in.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You crusty dog. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm revelent!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I also blew it, dang it!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we meet again muwahaha

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We do again Lakita, how're you?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am well sir :)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm doing alright myself! Talk in messages?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is otterly adorable!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

they also rape and drown baby seals

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Beat me to it!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Was just about to comment that... +1 for awareness

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And they shall "CRUSH YOUR SKULL LIKE A CLAM UPON THEIR TUMMY"

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

SCIENCE DAMN YOU!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Otters are rapists. Just saying... 0.o

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 always upvote otters!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Hello.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact. Two otters will hold hands while they sleep to not drift away in the water.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dancing one is getting ready to poop. Thought you all should know.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*makes note on clipboard*

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

... I need an army of otters. For reasons. Many reasons.

11 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

Is one reason the Jews?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're easily defeated by passing butterflies though. It might just be worth it to see an army of otters after one butterfly.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

For REDWALL!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I would defeat your army by presenting them with pebbles! And then steal your army...

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I just need one. To be my friend. My cats hate me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I support you and your army. May I be a lieutenant?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I may be able to help with this.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well this post is otterly adorable.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://dailyotter.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/GIF-of-Sneaky-Sea-Otter-Stealing-the-Treat-Bucket.gif

11 years ago | Likes 1066 Dislikes 2

Spoiler alert for that link!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Clever girl

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'll also steal all your shit

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commenting for later.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is ridiculously cute

11 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

"I got the goods! GO GO GO GO GO"

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who can't get over DAILYOTTER.ORG ?! I didn't know what my life was missing. It is filled now.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I stumbled upon it some time ago and look at it every now and then. With a fiance nicknamed "Audder" I use it as a source of many antics.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I scrolled down here to find you, fellow marveler at dailyotter.org

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*que mission impossible music*

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

What mission impossible music?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

que?

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I went full retard

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Never go full que

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tricksy hobbitses

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yoink!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that... Bucket?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but they're also eeeeeevil: https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4139/4929767854_d41b418e0e_b.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh like cats and dogs aren't carnivores too.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I has a bucket. :p NOO they be stealin my bucket!

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

igtr

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was hoping someone would

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotcha bitch, can't catch me!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Otters were my favorite Redwall warriors.

11 years ago | Likes 669 Dislikes 0

Yesssss. And Hares

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And now I need to see how much the series is on Kindle....

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Always preferred Badgers, myself.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When they were talking about how much otters love pebbles, I was like duh... They all use slings, of course they gotta get their ammo

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Aww I loved Redwall

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

SOMEONE ELSE READ REDWALL. Thank god, I was starting to think I was alone.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have all of them on my Kindle. Was reading them chronologically until Terry Pratchett passed away, then I went back to Discworld in honor

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They were!! So breaking out my series and re-reading them.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Welp, time to reread that series for the third time.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think I took a week just to function again after reading the Bellmaker. Finbarr :(

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was a noble, and incredibly sad, death.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what about the badger lords???

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Also cool.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:3

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always imagined them a little bit more savagely. Badger lords rule!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh they were awesome, too, but my little 8yo self had a crush on the otters.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eh... the fact that otters could actually go toe to toe with a badger lord was part of what made them so cool.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Only if the badger lord wasn't raging

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yesss!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes, going to break out that Redwall cookbook tomorrow!

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I made scones for my coworkers on Monday. I've been making these scones since I was a dibbun. They're the best.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Whaaaaaaat

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you start posting recipes i would upvote the shit out of your posts (and i never upvote recipe posts)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is there a recipe for candied chestnuts? I've always wanted to eat a candied chestnut

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scones. Omg, the scones...

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Excuse me what where how I need this!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

same here! Source!!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is a THING?!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I'm making someone get me this for my birthday.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know, hares were pretty wicked

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The giant otter in doomwyte was the redwall version of a BAMF

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The shrews. LOGALOGALOGALOG

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes! You need more points!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always preferred the hares, myself. Such cheeky, loyal, funny and great creatures! Not that the otters weren't awesome as well

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It took me so long as a kid to figure out the the Skipper of Otters was a title and not a single character who was somehow in every book.

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Lol same here, actually.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He was a great person to meet when I was a kid. I'm going to have to find my picture with him when I get a chance.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cluny the George

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What what. I had the first 5 books signed by him when he came to Austin around two decades ago!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Holy Jesus, I was there too. I think it was Salamandastrand that just came out...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Noice. It was that book store that used to be off 38th. Closed down ages ago.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't remember the name...was that book people?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were second only to hares for me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

fuck. yes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel so relevant

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RIP Brian Jaques

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fucking loved that series so much, it started my habit of reading big elaborate series. So wonderful

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHILE I WAS READING THIS

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am personally partial to the fighting hares of salamandestron

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Book series in question?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Redwall - by Brian Jacques (many books and 3 seasons of animated goodness)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The amount of childhood nostalgia I just experience is potentially life threatening.

11 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

You're my favourite person.

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Awww, thank you. Have one on me.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

EEUULAAALIIIIAAAAAA!!!!!! Uh, I mean...HOLT LUTRAAAAA!!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Pfffft, it's all about the shrews. LOGALOGALOGALOG!

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

ARRRHH, let's have a shrew-war!! GUOSIM vs GUOSSSOM LOGALOGALOOOOOOG!!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

A and B the C of D, I say, wot wot!

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Jolly good, old chap.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

DAT taggerung

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

My favorite in the Redwall series. RIP Cregga Badgermum.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

you make me happy! ^-^

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have been searching YEARS to find someone else who has read that goddamn book! THANK YOU!

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That was my favorite Redwall. Seriously.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and now you've found at least 43!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I name all my male characters in RPGs either Deyna or Taggerung haha.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

thats real talk

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot the gif that states their love of raping seals as well!

11 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 9

Thank you! I was sitting here waiting for the plot-twist.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Only sea otters do this. River otters are pretty cool. Just saying.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Because OP didn't want to deprive you of the pleasure of stating it in the comments.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This, plus the fact that (groups of) adult males blackmail females into giving them food by taking their young as hostage.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy shit...really? :O

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Yes, they rape baby seals to death

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Any source for this? This sounds like nature right there that I'm rather uncomfortable with... :/

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Same. Idk why girls don't like to hear that fact. I made zero friends at the zoo

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

You sure you don't mean the seal raping penguins?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Otters rape penguins too

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

oh, mother nature be ye so cruel as this be the reason you took their wings?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think they were just playfully chasing that butterfly? Wrong. They were trying to murder it. Probably only because they couldn't rape it

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's ocean madness for ya!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hide yo seals, hide yo penguins, and hide yo orcas too, 'cause they rapin' everybody up in here.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That face sends me into hysterical laughter every time I see it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha I know right, it's my favourite otterface

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's otterly disgusting I know

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What can we do about it? Otter than be disgusted

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No one wants to address that they're rapists.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Yes. It's called the cosby principle. If it's beloved by all, we don't talk about how horrific it is when not on camera

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Is that actually a thing? Because that should def be a thing

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah just made it up but yeah should def be a thing

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's one of those things you just completely wipe out of memory...I mean, these little bastards are evil, but I must admit evil is cute.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

So are porpoises. Don't judge, man.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're applying human social norms/morals/laws to an otter... think about that.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I have. And I don't care.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Not a very bright one, are you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where does one get an otter? I'll mod my house to accommodate one is a heartbeat.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

With pebbles. Lots and let's of pebbles

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're more vicious than they look, and will cause crazy bite wounds. Two words: de-gloving injury

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ooh, those are always fun.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

illegal african animal trade

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well. Shit.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

or get a bachelor degree in wildlife biology and become an otter biologist ;)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Serious?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's what my original plan was, but quickly found out I hate biology. Now i'm going for Conservation Officer with hopes of meeting otts

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, they're like water cat-snakes!

11 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 9

Then aren't they cat-eels?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Narpamphibious cat snakes have feetsies.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cat noodle?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

cat-sea-snakes

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I tame them.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're river cats

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Damn it! That's what i was gonna say!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And ferrets are like land cat-snakes!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*land sea catsnakes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Water dachshunds

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sea meerkats?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They also have giant cousin species. The giant otter grows between 1 and 2 metres.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

0.0 ,,, but I am almost two meters. That is otterly huge!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a vid on youtube of a bunch of them killing a crocodile.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I demand sauce!!!! Mostly because I am too lazy to go look myself, because it is only 10:20am here, and already too hot...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The noises they make are creepy af

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