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Otters are brave and they’ll defend against dangerous intruders.
OTTERS! They’re fantastic dancers.
They’re fantastic dancers.
OTTERS! will help you retrieve household items. Up the water cat now
They’ll help you retrieve household items.
If my otter gets at least 1 comment & up I'll get another pic
And talented actors.
They appreciate the simple things. They’re easily amused by something as simple as a pebble.
Seriously, water cat love pebbles to playing
Seriously, they love pebbles.
Like, water cat really love pebbles to drop on hand at last 1 up
Like, they really love pebbles.
Pebbles all day urr day.
But they like other toys, too.
They appreciate nature. Look how excited they get over this butterfly:
There is literally nothing more charming than a romp of otters chasing a butterfly.
Otters are expressive artists.
Otters! They’re wonderful musicians at last 1 Up
They’re wonderful musicians.
Otter skilled athletes
And they’re skilled athletes.
They understand your love of food and will never shame you for overeating.
They love to laugh.
They make responsible parents.
Their lil’ noggins fit perfectly into chain link fences, which isn’t useful at all but it sure is cute.
They’ll cheer for you when you succeed. Otters are very supportive creatures.
They’re friendly and caring, and they’ll never let you go.
It’s impossible not to let otters squirm into your heart.
Look how eager they are. Take one home. Put it in a tiny dress. Name it Myrtle.
“Pick me, pick me! I’ll fill that void in your heart!”
wetsblanket
http://imgur.com/OzbQ426
HoratioAlgerHiss
I was sad when this post ended
therealsexpanda
...oh, and they're SUPER rapey
Aesurah
Here's a pebble +1
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
Now I want an animal that retrieves household items and talented actors
FernandoRumdebum
Until they bite you. And they WILL bite you
Tenten719
I got bit this summer in a local river. Umpteen rabies shots and so much wound washing later, I second this!
CapeZ14
And they'll defend the shit out of Redwall.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Haha fuck ya they will
RedHairedPagan
Otters holding hands? That's got to be one of the cutest things ever
ginislife
They do it while they sleep so they don't float away from each other (apparently)
baocn52
They have pockets, like real pockets, to keep their pebbles in. Like its a built in pebble holder. Are you hearing me?!? Pebble pockets!!!
AmiAthena
As a woman, my pants don't even have real pockets. I'm jealous AF.
benyjr
As a gay man..not the otter I wanted.. As a marine biologist..exactly the otter I wanted
brainstrain
gay scientist? hello there
benyjr
(Waves)
ScipioWright
Now kiss
LimeMime565
Now fight
maratheconover
this cracked me up
thisplaceisnotforyou
Totally agree, except replace marine biologist with environmental geologist. +1
UpVoteAllDogs
Enlighten me on the otter you first wanted?
cafedcb
A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
HeroIsARelativeTerm
Philly? Philly.
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
While the bear generates his power trough streng, the otter relies on his extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill
KillerTofu131
#19 http://imgur.com/tcMhPgq
coquette007
I just laughed so hard. Thank you!
Fluffybadger
one of these things is not like the otters
Jareski
Everytime I see otter mentioned, I come looking for this. Thank you.
JasonForge
They also have human reactions to brainfreezes
monstrua
That was way cuter than I expected.
tomyironmane
And considering the level of cute we were expecting...
monstrua
Exactly.
xtsnx
this gif is making me laugh so hard lol it's the eye squint!
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
"Ohm nom nom. Yay ice! Oh, I fucked up. Ow my brain."
AsianMilfslayer
o3o face
lilfella
"What was I here for again? ... Oh right, the murders."
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
That shouldn't have made me laugh. It did. A bit too much.
murderhobbit
Doh
seriousbearsness
Missing my favorite:
Faloopsinarb
Perfect music for that gif: https://youtu.be/QHGOO73Gxg4
vxjasonxv
Better pick for the dancing one for sure.
rumandbass
gurl throw dat ass in a circle
StandardDeviant
[ooga shaka intensifies]
trapazoid
Who got the keys to muh beamah!?
RudeAndUnreasonableChicken
Who am I?!?
PillowFu
Huh. They really are great dancers.
BaronBallinghoff
unce unce unce
TheeGomerPyle
Riding this to the FP. Who's with me damnit.
CitizenDickbag
WELL GOOOOOLLY
cafedcb
fine, ill ride along too....holy shit. went to bed laughing at this comment with only 53 point...i wake up to 6000 its a good day, son
DerpyDuck1
me
fenwick19
AND MY AXE
TheNovaflyer
Heck, otters are too cute NOT to ride to the front page!
terryr
I otter join in.
TheeGomerPyle
You crusty dog. +1
ComradeSillyOtter
I'm revelent!
ComradeSillyOtter
I also blew it, dang it!
Laitka
we meet again muwahaha
ComradeSillyOtter
We do again Lakita, how're you?
Laitka
I am well sir :)
ComradeSillyOtter
I'm doing alright myself! Talk in messages?
isherlaufer
This is otterly adorable!
BlameMeIVotedForKang
they also rape and drown baby seals
TheHiddenPlanet
Beat me to it!
WombatOne
Was just about to comment that... +1 for awareness
tommygun8494
And they shall "CRUSH YOUR SKULL LIKE A CLAM UPON THEIR TUMMY"
boccs
SCIENCE DAMN YOU!
ADwarfAmongstMidgets
Otters are rapists. Just saying... 0.o
stardustgurl
+1 always upvote otters!
ComradeSillyOtter
Hello.
stardustgurl
+1
IvytheCyclops
Fun fact. Two otters will hold hands while they sleep to not drift away in the water.
jellymama17
The dancing one is getting ready to poop. Thought you all should know.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
*makes note on clipboard*
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
... I need an army of otters. For reasons. Many reasons.
MittRomneyOfficial
Is one reason the Jews?
Genuphobatastic
They're easily defeated by passing butterflies though. It might just be worth it to see an army of otters after one butterfly.
DavidbBaker
For REDWALL!
FloofOwner
I would defeat your army by presenting them with pebbles! And then steal your army...
iamdrunkfuck
I just need one. To be my friend. My cats hate me.
SlagathorDeb
I support you and your army. May I be a lieutenant?
OtterKing
I may be able to help with this.
PrettyPixie
Well this post is otterly adorable.
Hownowcow
http://dailyotter.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/GIF-of-Sneaky-Sea-Otter-Stealing-the-Treat-Bucket.gif
Verldemert
Spoiler alert for that link!
therocksfannypack
Clever girl
QuantumCatYT
They'll also steal all your shit
SendMeOttersandCorgis
Commenting for later.
2020happened
This is ridiculously cute
GrandmasterSpaghetti
"I got the goods! GO GO GO GO GO"
jehnnycash
Am I the only one who can't get over DAILYOTTER.ORG ?! I didn't know what my life was missing. It is filled now.
Hownowcow
I stumbled upon it some time ago and look at it every now and then. With a fiance nicknamed "Audder" I use it as a source of many antics.
NotTheUserNameGothamDeserves
I scrolled down here to find you, fellow marveler at dailyotter.org
ChadChinchilla
*que mission impossible music*
XsteveJ
What mission impossible music?
ItsCaptain0bvious
que?
ChadChinchilla
I went full retard
Maelstrom88
Never go full que
StandardDeviant
Tricksy hobbitses
wouldyougiveitasecond
Yoink!
MateriaCaelestis
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that... Bucket?
andtheseashalltell
Yeah, but they're also eeeeeevil: https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4139/4929767854_d41b418e0e_b.jpg
netharia
Oh like cats and dogs aren't carnivores too.
TheeGomerPyle
I has a bucket. :p NOO they be stealin my bucket!
JustCallMeMrPigg
igtr
TheeGomerPyle
I was hoping someone would
murderhobbit
Gotcha bitch, can't catch me!
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Otters were my favorite Redwall warriors.
skuul88
Yesssss. And Hares
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
And now I need to see how much the series is on Kindle....
revolut1onname
Always preferred Badgers, myself.
CapnJackSparrow
When they were talking about how much otters love pebbles, I was like duh... They all use slings, of course they gotta get their ammo
CassandraMarie
Aww I loved Redwall
MegaMiniTron
SOMEONE ELSE READ REDWALL. Thank god, I was starting to think I was alone.
sparkledick
I have all of them on my Kindle. Was reading them chronologically until Terry Pratchett passed away, then I went back to Discworld in honor
Charlovescoffee
They were!! So breaking out my series and re-reading them.
AgDrumma07
Welp, time to reread that series for the third time.
Kelkaea
I think I took a week just to function again after reading the Bellmaker. Finbarr :(
kasvattaja
It was a noble, and incredibly sad, death.
Mercoza
But what about the badger lords???
jagecage
Also cool.
LadyCregga
:3
johnnyshitknucklez
I always imagined them a little bit more savagely. Badger lords rule!!!!
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Oh they were awesome, too, but my little 8yo self had a crush on the otters.
Tylendal
Eh... the fact that otters could actually go toe to toe with a badger lord was part of what made them so cool.
Mercoza
Only if the badger lord wasn't raging
commaltl
Yesss!
orangemarmaladesky
Fuck yes, going to break out that Redwall cookbook tomorrow!
minizeries
I made scones for my coworkers on Monday. I've been making these scones since I was a dibbun. They're the best.
LadyCregga
Whaaaaaaat
imjakefromstatefarm
If you start posting recipes i would upvote the shit out of your posts (and i never upvote recipe posts)
imjakefromstatefarm
Is there a recipe for candied chestnuts? I've always wanted to eat a candied chestnut
sonareklipse
Scones. Omg, the scones...
ItWasNotMeItWasTheOneArmedMan
Excuse me what where how I need this!!!!!
orangemarmaladesky
http://www.amazon.com/The-Redwall-Cookbook-Brian-Jacques/dp/0399237917
buttsnbuttsnbuttsnbutts
Commenting for later
MirielBjartskular
same here! Source!!!
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
This is a THING?!
orangemarmaladesky
http://www.amazon.com/The-Redwall-Cookbook-Brian-Jacques/dp/0399237917
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Thank you. I'm making someone get me this for my birthday.
LeePalmer
I don't know, hares were pretty wicked
chillawolff
The giant otter in doomwyte was the redwall version of a BAMF
HedgehogsAreSoAwesome
The shrews. LOGALOGALOGALOG
TheFantasticJurassic
Yes! You need more points!
MirielBjartskular
I always preferred the hares, myself. Such cheeky, loyal, funny and great creatures! Not that the otters weren't awesome as well
FussyPurple
It took me so long as a kid to figure out the the Skipper of Otters was a title and not a single character who was somehow in every book.
bijinesuman
Lol same here, actually.
BalianMoony
YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
XxDreMisterxX
Mein Neiger. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Brian_Jacques.jpg
darmir
He was a great person to meet when I was a kid. I'm going to have to find my picture with him when I get a chance.
falseinformationaboutthings
Cluny the George
bijinesuman
What what. I had the first 5 books signed by him when he came to Austin around two decades ago!
jagecage
Holy Jesus, I was there too. I think it was Salamandastrand that just came out...
bijinesuman
Noice. It was that book store that used to be off 38th. Closed down ages ago.
jagecage
I can't remember the name...was that book people?
darmir
They were second only to hares for me.
BeansButNotTheOneFromEvenStevens
fuck. yes.
LeePalmer
YES!
LadyCregga
I feel so relevant
muricancheeseburger
RIP Brian Jaques
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I fucking loved that series so much, it started my habit of reading big elaborate series. So wonderful
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING WHILE I WAS READING THIS
Rasiri
I am personally partial to the fighting hares of salamandestron
RagBar
Book series in question?
ebeat1
Redwall - by Brian Jacques (many books and 3 seasons of animated goodness)
MajorLeagueFister
The amount of childhood nostalgia I just experience is potentially life threatening.
beautifulrulebreakingmoth
You're my favourite person.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Awww, thank you.
Have one on me.
abeaverisjustakindofrodentgetoveritalready
EEUULAAALIIIIAAAAAA!!!!!! Uh, I mean...HOLT LUTRAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Kaldilor
Pfffft, it's all about the shrews. LOGALOGALOGALOG!
abeaverisjustakindofrodentgetoveritalready
ARRRHH, let's have a shrew-war!! GUOSIM vs GUOSSSOM LOGALOGALOOOOOOG!!
PhDandstillnoonelistens
A and B the C of D, I say, wot wot!
darmir
Jolly good, old chap.
EtherealRune
DAT taggerung
jordanbobordn88
My favorite in the Redwall series. RIP Cregga Badgermum.
MirielBjartskular
you make me happy! ^-^
Siege223
I have been searching YEARS to find someone else who has read that goddamn book! THANK YOU!
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
That was my favorite Redwall. Seriously.
sandman5710
and now you've found at least 43!
IntrepidOtter
I name all my male characters in RPGs either Deyna or Taggerung haha.
PuffTheMagicFuckYou
thats real talk
dragosteakae
You forgot the gif that states their love of raping seals as well!
yassskween
Thank you! I was sitting here waiting for the plot-twist.
Varent
Only sea otters do this. River otters are pretty cool. Just saying.
Luprand
Because OP didn't want to deprive you of the pleasure of stating it in the comments.
2arqu0n
This, plus the fact that (groups of) adult males blackmail females into giving them food by taking their young as hostage.
weischbier
Holy shit...really? :O
bauel
Yes, they rape baby seals to death
weischbier
Any source for this? This sounds like nature right there that I'm rather uncomfortable with... :/
Harpdemon
I was looking for this.
iwillalwaysloveyouimgur
Same. Idk why girls don't like to hear that fact. I made zero friends at the zoo
Ryebread91
You sure you don't mean the seal raping penguins?
TwirlingDaisies
Otters rape penguins too
Ryebread91
oh, mother nature be ye so cruel as this be the reason you took their wings?
BabyChalupaBatman
You think they were just playfully chasing that butterfly? Wrong. They were trying to murder it. Probably only because they couldn't rape it
blooberries
That's ocean madness for ya!
remnant55
Hide yo seals, hide yo penguins, and hide yo orcas too, 'cause they rapin' everybody up in here.
jakomilo
http://33.media.tumblr.com/7c813ec3cfcd2f2e54330c34d6804e42/tumblr_inline_nk90h5nEI41rhpk9w.jpg noooo
ThatRussian
That face sends me into hysterical laughter every time I see it
jakomilo
Haha I know right, it's my favourite otterface
YharnamsFinest
It's otterly disgusting I know
jakomilo
What can we do about it? Otter than be disgusted
FacemanPeck
Ummmwhat now?
Obfed
http://news.discovery.com/animals/the-other-side-of-otters.htm
hippopoopamoose
No one wants to address that they're rapists.
FernandoRumdebum
Yes. It's called the cosby principle. If it's beloved by all, we don't talk about how horrific it is when not on camera
filthytank
Is that actually a thing? Because that should def be a thing
FernandoRumdebum
Nah just made it up but yeah should def be a thing
Leothulion
It's one of those things you just completely wipe out of memory...I mean, these little bastards are evil, but I must admit evil is cute.
saganworshipper
So are porpoises. Don't judge, man.
MoosecuntSupreme
You're applying human social norms/morals/laws to an otter... think about that.
hippopoopamoose
I have. And I don't care.
MoosecuntSupreme
Not a very bright one, are you?
booneytoons
Where does one get an otter? I'll mod my house to accommodate one is a heartbeat.
wellblessyourheart
With pebbles. Lots and let's of pebbles
LetsDoTheTimeWarpAgain
They're more vicious than they look, and will cause crazy bite wounds. Two words: de-gloving injury
AmiAthena
Ooh, those are always fun.
Laitka
illegal african animal trade
booneytoons
Well. Shit.
Laitka
or get a bachelor degree in wildlife biology and become an otter biologist ;)
booneytoons
Serious?
Laitka
that's what my original plan was, but quickly found out I hate biology. Now i'm going for Conservation Officer with hopes of meeting otts
Axebeard
Also, they're like water cat-snakes!
persona5please
Then aren't they cat-eels?
MagnustheJust
Narpamphibious cat snakes have feetsies.
jenileabedelia
Cat noodle?
neamatoad
cat-sea-snakes
MethGasolinePissLemonade
I tame them.
harthram
They're river cats
TweenkleTwatSuperStar
Damn it! That's what i was gonna say!
JabbaTheSwampBandit
And ferrets are like land cat-snakes!
Krestoverson
*land sea catsnakes
Hopsnscotch
Water dachshunds
dinosaursmakemehorny
Sea meerkats?
SmashingChap
They also have giant cousin species. The giant otter grows between 1 and 2 metres.
MagnustheJust
0.0 ,,, but I am almost two meters. That is otterly huge!!!
SmashingChap
There's a vid on youtube of a bunch of them killing a crocodile.
MagnustheJust
I demand sauce!!!! Mostly because I am too lazy to go look myself, because it is only 10:20am here, and already too hot...
SmashingChap
The noises they make are creepy af
SmashingChap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01iWx4476pY