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Potato and cheese pie
Jan 10, 2018 12:16 AM
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That looks horrible.
lithiummouse
I can feel my arteries clogging
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Where's the chee--THERE we go.
jamesdeanshat
Sneak your way to 300lb with this one trick.
Botplug
The fuck is in the middle?
ExplainingTheJokeIsFunnierThanThePunchline
I wanna make this. Do I use male cream or female cream?
TairaMai
Is this was Rachel Ray and Paula Dean jill off to every night?
zeacorzeppelin10
CrustyMuffin
Only 5000 calories per piece.
philthedoh
this is now officially in my food porn folder
sirplayerone
... did this nigga just make a baked potato cake?
Darthran
So dense...
darkjedi70
The video alone gets a +1, but I'm officially giving the +1 credit to the tag "hamster huey and the gooey kablooie."
Primotimewaster
Looks delish! Could use more bacon, which I will add in my recipe.
wheeeeeee
Nedlyest
Want to help me tune my mandolin?
jammer909
What is this called?
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Scalloped potato dome
iDrawStuff
keithImaginationLord
What is it with you Yanks and that shitty yellow 'cheese'?
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
canihaveabetterusername
That's not enough bacon...
orangatuan
MatthewKent
So, Potatoes au Gratin that take longer to make?
preaction
With a parmesan cheese sauce, yes
andrewthemiller
Where are the bits of knuckle from the mandoline?
relsky
That's a lot of work for what's essentially regular loaded mashed potatoes.
RetConMan
Right? Taters, cheese, butter, butter with milk(aka cream), bacon for some reason, and gravy. Just put them together however you want.
canibalpicante
Ah the mandolin, the Satan of the kitchen... If Satan was a cunt.
ThisIsGod
Used to work a tomato slicer in a kitchen. Bitch was stupid sharp, but they never fully separated at the ends. So many cut fingers.
69Voltage
Looks so good, makes you wanna stick something in it......
kluang
themobileappisbroken
Your penis?
MistressLyda
I am thinking sundried tomatoes in oil? Maybe some olives?
BrenShen
A fork?
69Voltage
Lol, well played
winsZero
More bacon
Discoduck
My thought exactly. Needs at least 5 more layers of crispy crispy bacon
winsZero
I was also thinking chopped extra crispy bacon would work better
nmholt
Not trying to be too picky here... Needs SO much more cheese.
Dead1Eagle6
There's no such thing as too much cheese. The cream probably helps keep in the moisture though.
jamadrien
Exactly what I thought
xVancha
Tasty usually put loads of cheese on everything. If even they aren't putting cheese on this, I'll assume they have good reason.
NickRivieraMD
Isn't this basically upside down potatoes au gratin? That has loads of cheese so I don't see what the harm would be.
beersweneedbeers
Dear lord y'all are just trying to die....can't wait to try it
Spankywylde
It's a little slice of Heaven that'll get you there a little bit faster!
DoubleChungTransplant
Try potatoes au gratin, which is this recipe except time proven and without the extra malarkey.
SpeakerForTheUnLiving
But...but, this comes out in a fancy dome shape.
MightyMiguel2
+1 for that tag lol
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Love me some calvin
plainwhitesarah
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
CaptainOblovious
I made this after seeing this clip. Potatos in the middle were under cooked. Cook more like 2 and half hours. Really good, other then that.
Inappr0priate
Than*
TotallyNotDitto
Or pre-cook the potato slices before putting them in.
IBelieveOdinIsReal
Cook it before you cook it...Lol...
dasilentstorm
That was my first thought when I saw the 10 minutes flashing in the video.
luckychii
That was my first thought too. Recipes I've got that are similar usually require parboiling.
MatthewLu
I read this comment after watching this clip. Use of “then” was incorrect. “Than” would’ve been appropriate. Helpful comment other than that
Confeshun
Lol +1
XenoCore
I read this response after reading the previous comment. Extremly contrived. Being less pretentious would've been appropriate.
XenoCore
Helpful correction other than that.
SerenePrincess013
MatthewLu
Fair. My apologies all
ThisIsGod
I get what you were going for, but you fucked up.
RagingErection
How?
DeZaim
Would have been easier to say "than*"
ThisIsGod
By sounding like a jackass instead of a comedy man with the funny jokes.
EyeLoveLamp
As someone whose pinky is slightly smaller than originally designed, please use a guard with your mandolin
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Nah
ButWhyThough
SuperKamiNico
As someone who just last week lost a chunk of their middle finger because I thought my experience > a guard, I couldnt agree more
SomeRandomMidget
I’ve got a missing tip of my middle finger that agrees with that sentiment. It’s not fun to accidentally injure yourself with that thing
tiikafiredancer
Left a poor review on the app specifically calling this out, in memory of the chunk of thumb a mandolin took from me
Bonchoman
It is similar to firing a Glock, wrong hand atop the other - it will clean the skin right off
weavePieGod
Yes! A guard middle finger is a tad shorter on one bc I didn't want use the guard on my mandolin
perssimmon
Having spent a couple of months regrowing part of my middle finger and many hours at A&E i concur
archiker7
I concur.
MilitantDeigo
Mandolins fear no finger
NateNuss
Flatten that hand out and curve your fingers upward. Bet you only did that once!
Havok707
Prof cook here, this is the only safe way and should be in the manual.
disposableairman
Bought a legit chain mail glove for this shit. Guard blows monkey nuts for smaller pieces.
ValoSaurusRex
Ah yes, I'm missing the tip of my thumb. I know this pain. Actually it didn't hurt at first. I saw the blood before I felt anything.
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
Sliced a reasonable chunk of my finger off with a bread knife working in a kitchen. Still shocked it all grew back.
Almostkindasortaadulting
My first thought was I'd slice several fingers in that.
GreyCatClub
GiantChode
Lol, yep, I’m missing part of my middle finger. The guard is important!!
pdiddy31415
Or switch to a guitar
ConfusedLook
I did but United broke mine.
pdiddy31415
You should write a song about it and post it somewhere for all to see. Nah, it'll never work...
Balisaurus
Amateur mandolin player here. What specifically leads to the loss of fingers while playing?
ChuckWeiss
If you try to play The Battle of Evermore, but you mess it up, Jimmy Page will show up at your door to chop your finger off.
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Lost the tip of my thumb to lettuce on a mandolin, also no guard
baraseth
As someone who cut off the tip of their right hand index finger with a mandolin, I second this.
demoncandy
Do!! Nothing like shooting blood all over the counter after slicing half your fingertip off. Been there.
rindawg
Or just use a food processor. No risk of finger slicing and it’s done in a fraction of the time.
Emracruel
But everyone wants chunks of finger in their potato dish.
MysteryMeatSauce
The same could be said about wearing gloves while using a butterfly knife, I had to get 4 stitches for a nice gash through my knuckle
orgq3masch
As someone whose thumb is slightly smaller than originally designed, I second
elinveronicap
Pinky? I got a slice of thumb. How..?
EyeLoveLamp
Weird hand angle at the end of w/e I was cutting. Took a chunk out of the outside of my pinky
TheLastNalbinder
Mandolin, you say?
CobaltK
NeverCast
Once upon a time there was only lol quality versions of this gif. I had the DVD and screencapped a juicy one. I like to imagine this is mine
NotReallyADoctor
fishwrecker
I always upvote Road to El Dorado. Fuckin' SAVED.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/307/659/679.gif
stilldrunkenest
ER workers made similar jokes after a holiday dinner encounter with a mandolin slicer, Dr said be glad it wasn't the dirt filled string one
oneofthecalled
That one too. be safe
HorribleMonster
What did he JUST tell you? Use a damn guard!
CommissarFuklaw
Fukkinsaved
PyllyNalleMissionaries
clarevoyance
Yes, cosigned. ALWAYS use the hand guard. My Sharper Image (heh) mandolin made it so I have 9 and 3/4ths fingies.
alticaarden
Like actually
currentlyincleveland
I see that one everywhere and have always wanted to buy it. Do u recommend it?
clarevoyance
It's very good at what it does. Gave mine away after my incident since it had a taste for my blood, but my friend loves it.
lollercycle
only if you can get it for 10% off
HolyHellJezebel
My father has the similar advice for taking care when using table saws.
LazyTheAssCat
My father does too. He’s never used a table saw, but he’s always talking about shit he read on the Internet.
HolyHellJezebel
Dad has several. He also has a pinky that is 1cm shorter than it should be.
LazyTheAssCat
2:2 so I’ll take my lessons from the mistakes of others
LazyTheAssCat
Good on him. Learning lessons the old fashioned way! With lots of blood, pain, and swearing. Jokes aside, I like having all my fingers 1:
Lonecoon
I wear kevlar gloves for this exact reason.
ChrisMendez123
Yep they’re a no brainer
E509
Chainmail glove here.
BadamWarlock
I go with the full plate gauntlet.
clarevoyance
Got one on my wedding registry because I figured it was easier than losing part of a finger...again.
wazero
Again? How did you lose one in the first place?
clarevoyance
The ol' using-a-mandolin-with-no-handguard-slicey-dicey
cresbot
Have you read the rest of the thread?...