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Dec 21, 2017 12:54 AM
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Namotatop
I didn't need shit B^)
Zalor
I feel like I'm living that "younger" portion of my life at the moment :/
TacoBellBody
a busty lady with no standards?
adam1124
I love this. This is literally why I took a job in higher education.
Thorslax
Can I be Reinhardt?
shoulkion
How the fuck am I going to become a wizard at this age?
cunninlinguist
IsaacNuetron
I am a sex robot.
NastyNateV
http://imgur.com/GzQbQ
Skadoodlle
I needed someone to tell me when: OK John, that means she wants you to kiss her... Yes, right now... Kiss her you dufus.
sausagesavage
I don't wanna be a diet.
goflyblind
well, shit. i went into physics rather than endocrinology.
Kiore
Diabetes or trans? ;)
Gandy2
I cried a little
1potsie
A Hooker ?
TheGreatWizpoo
I this this is suppose to be like.....idk be like the dad you didnt have growing up? No?
tittysprnkles420
Could also be like...be the teacher you always needed. Or it could be as simple as be the compliment you always needed. Go out and 1/2
tittysprnkles420
Compliment someone 2/2
ZookeeperFloyd
I am now a bullet why have you done this to me
dontrike
I needed someone to make my mom stop hitting me, but well.....she's dead now. So apparently I need to be Death? Alright, I guess.
ilovecake
Those feels. I know them. Except mine is still alive.
ballsjohnston12345
Jokes aside, be THERE. Be there for homework, problem solve life's problems. Kids need guidance and love, but all the while respect.
ballsjohnston12345
Growing up sucks. We needed to know that. It's also complicated. My parents didn't see that. For those future dad's, don't fuck this up.
ballsjohnston12345
Drunk.
Silliosophical
My dad traveled for work 44 of 52 weeks a year as a kid. We bonded on phone, awkward in person. Odd melding 30yrs later.
suckonthisfrizzlefry
When I was younger I needed a piece of ass and someone to buy beer for me
DrClaww
HReactionCat
A dad...but I'm a girl.
TheRealBigChungus
A sterile hooker who gives free trials?
justthreemidgetsinatrenchcoat
Thank you time to be a flying super spider mawhahahaha
1414145691
as nice as it is it still doesn't fix the shit you went through because the people around you didn't be who you needed when you were younger
one100hundred
Fine, then I'll be a street corn vendor
Inmate45
Well, I mean, I'm a computing teacher... So.... Mission accomplished?
fraggerinred
A nympho mermaid?
LoneWoofs
A father.
nomoremonkeys
starlordmeetswolverivemeetsironman
Not ready to be a Dad yet...
Sparta683
Don’t have to be a dad to be a father figure or mentor.
simbiotek
You win
TheMellowPeril
OK, I’ll be the guy that comes and slaps you when you completely miss that hot redhead hitting on you.
xthexcolorxpinkx
I am that redhead.
bullshit
I'll be someone hitting on you, then, because I'm celebrating my third decade of complete social isolation. Wooo.
fher9728
You should be that, you miss a hell of chance
ididstayataholidayinnlastnight
Who's that person?
PileOfWalthers
Right? FFS, was I fucking oblivious at times. *grinds teeth angrily*
Sfinski
Still am.
TheGriffin
Can confirm, oblivious
dmbelafan
I mean I would pay damn good money for that service
dmbelafan
jk i have no money or need for this service =(
sinkingfeeling
That is a service to mankind
DoNotLookAtMyPostsForThereIsNone
Someone to teach me basic human behaviour, and emotions? I might be way underqualified for that.
Kiore
Then work on it. My mother was schizophrenic, my social instinct was completely screwed. You can learn it though.
mofreckle
I could be Optimus Prime?
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Even better, somewhere out there.....Optimus Prime wishes he was you
SnowglobeOfDoom
Hey if I could turn myself into Optimus Prime then anyone can. https://imgur.com/Ma3V32u
MichaelBay
If you are, I have a movie proposal for you
TheRicM
*The entire collection
fher9728
No doubt
MSGinSC
A reliable weed dealer?
TheBullshitter
69 upvotes? Nice I ain't ruining that
stuffDrewdrew
leon512
Legalize gay marijuana!
whycantweallsmokeupandbehappy
Do you know of one? I'm asking for a friend.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
BigBuckeyeDaddy
They're the best. My guy seems like he's already on the way when I call. #dealergoals
Deiterhaman
The unicorn
fher9728
Woww
Schitzoflink
I agree, such a perfect answer.
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bruhwhyiscovfefeisaldreadytaken
Anybody know someone*
elgambito
In combining two replies, I had a hot weed dealer who, in retrospect, used to hit on me. I was so completely oblivious. I'm an eedjit
ThatDobson
Listen, the Lord gives signs in odd times. Saul met the Lord on the road to Damascus. You met him stoned on Imgur. It’s time to buy a burner
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Takethejump
Yes.
EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername
LemmingAttack
I still need that.
ddkong86
Craigslist
MontyPythonQFHG
If you live in Canada I know some easy places
MeowWoof
I got my card. Dispensery delivers like Dominos
fher9728
Super woww
jellotheautobandasisgud
m0wgli
You should move to Portland, but don't bring a car. The traffic is bad enough.
LemmingAttack
I was there a year ago to visit a friend. Beautiful city, if I were American I'd move there in a heart beat.
BumblyWumbly
I'm very high and I read that as Portugal.
BumblyWumbly
No cars in Portugal!