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Rule #1
Rule #2
Rule #3
Rule #5
Rule #8
Rule #17
Rule #22
jackjackjackjack
:) ZOMBIELAND :)
xtazyiam
NO CAPES!
zamdrivr31
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Theon rewarded with a bath = Enjoy the little things ( while they last)
MadAsAMeatAxe
Last one should have been "NUT UP OR SHUT UP"
DeathByShinigami
Rule #22.0 When in doubt, pout:
ObsLamprey
I'm going to miss Charles Dance as Tywin. He really owned that role.
ktktktkt
He and Jack Gleeson made it so easy to hate them as characters but still love them as actors. Such great jobs.
HouseMouseMN
Step 1: have $ for cable.
Adyth
Could have used Brandon for Rule #1
PeterMus
I was upset the dragons looked like crap in the finale..and then >> the epic zombies come clawing out of the ground.
NOTsoOrderlyConduct
I've never seen game of thrones
bongasaur
I thought I was the only one
ifindkarma
I know rule #1 is cardio but it should be: http://imgur.com/iO9W4SB
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Rule #4 Lock the door when taking a shit cause nobody wants to be found dead on the shitter.
Spiceman
I would crawl my half dead ass into the hallway, then die.
Salpinus
As long as the last wipe is a wet one. Otherwise the autopsy would be...
EatTacos
what about Rule #69?
OnionDude
Fuck you shae
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
Wtf rules are these?
ScienceAndThingsAndStuff
Zombieland rules for staying alive in Zombieland
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Zombieland Rules; http://www.zombielandrules.com/
Aesyric
The rules to surviving zombieland.
TeddyBrr
From the movie Zombieland.
Rentheyacht
It's from Zombieland. They're rules the main character made to survive the zombie apocalypse.
redmage138
Zombieland
PurpleTigon
From the movie "zombieland"
ReptilianOverlord
Zombieland
CommonWhiteBoy
zombieland you pleb
broukpiece
Zombieland
stinkingyeti
These other clowns are all lying, it's from Resident Evil.
Lionskull
zombie land.
Spidey209
How to survive in Zombieland!
althanan
Zombieland.
TheEleventh
Rule #1: The Doctor lies.
DaltonThePolarDogManBear
Spoilers, Sweetie.
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
Don't tell me what to be. (If you're a book reader, message me for something mind blowing spoilers)
EarendilTheBlessed
Jon is a fucking hero
Flyingnun
One of the few staunchly good yet intelligent characters. Usually the good guys are blinded into stupidity by honor.
EarendilTheBlessed
Jon is smart and does what he needs but he is still a hero and a fucking half
jvjanisse
wasn't rule 18 be a hero?
SavageHonesty
No, it is 17. Though I think Robb would be a better fit as an example why you shouldn't be a hero.
GoogleMyYahoo
Naw 17 is.
jvjanisse
no i'm pretty sure 17 was "don't be a hero" and at the end they revealed 18 as "be a hero" or something...
SavageHonesty
17 got changed from Don't Be a Hero to Be a Hero towards the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3yaZ-pjR2M&t=0m27s
jvjanisse
oh, thanks.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Zombieland of Always Winter
lilithefrog
nice!
kuemmel
Meh. The last episode was veery far from the books. A lot of not-so-cool-stuff going on there :/. Epi 8 was the best!
ski14707
So even though things are happening faster then in the books it doesn't mean it is necessarily wrong.
kuemmel
They are not happening "faster". That's the point. A lot of scenes were not in the books, so they could fit another season in.
iwishicouldthinkofaclevername
It gives me an absurd amount of anxiety when I watch the show every week. I hope so badly that they know what they are doing and none(1/2)
iwishicouldthinkofaclevername
of the changes come back to bite them in the ass or cause them to make even bigger departures from the books.(2/2)
kuemmel
Up until now it worked out quite well. But some things are getting quite messy. I even spotted possible logical holes. I hope for the best.
ski14707
You guys do know that they GRRM has given them the ending of his books so they know how to end it. They are just speeding up the process.
kuemmel
It's not really speeding up. They were stretching it even. A lot of things weren't in the books. Most of the things that did not fit, imo.
HappyBirthdaySprayWereDisappointedInYou
*Spoiler* I hated that they didn't end on Lady Stoneheart or have the "wherever whores go" end from Tywin. I did like that they included 1/2
HappyBirthdaySprayWereDisappointedInYou
Qyburn tending to Gregor and didn't actually show The Hound dying, makes me hopeful for Cleganebowl to actually happen
ArnoldBlinken
get hype!
littlewhitedove
+2 for Zombieland!
MrDamm
#Conor.
wobbleknobble
Clearly these rules aren't working for the game of thrones characters...
Lionskull
to be fair these are zombie apocalypse rules not royal politics rules.
DrKarate
There does seem to be some overlap though. I think that this explains a lot about politics.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Worked for Tyrion and Pod
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
The dead ones aren't following the rules.
mooncactus
Enjoy the little things...
lowesdriver1990
warren g regulate
NeverNudesGoneWild
I was expecting something like this
Keleesi
Sansa nails this one with her love of lemon cakes
mooncactus
Totally!
thedonvito17
CLEAGANE BOWL GET HYPE
Feenfurn
All this talking you're doing is making me want two chickens.
puppetute
I feel like this one should be Tyrion.
cable7193
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
DongSwanson
he ate every fucking chicken in that room
Cptsnuggles
You forgot Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8192980736/h86A50B4C/
djneill
I doubt any portion in front of hot pie is little
imfeelingskinnytony
never give up on the gravy
PETTdavids
Hm... I was thinking of another rule 34...
ThreeTomatoesAreWalkingDownTheStreet
Top comment please!
mooncactus
My name is hot pie, this is my world and you're all just living in it
trampled
Rule 32? you mean 34...
OnionCutter
I thought this would be a gif of Littlefinger kissing Sansa. I was disappointed.
lozeldatkm
I wonder if Sibel Kekilli will return to porn now...
welloilbeefhooked
thank you
AsYouKnow
Why would she? She hasn't been doing that for a decade or so and a decent career in acting.
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
She actually wasn't half bad actually acting. Might try to stick with it.
Kabba
Stick something alright! Heuheuheu. Ok, I'm done now.
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Filiceo
Game of Bones
foxthebloodied
You cum or you die
TattoosKittensComicsAndMittens
That actually exists lol
mooncactus
I'm sure many people will be checking up on that in the coming months
lozeldatkm
Maybe she'll screw a midget in a GoT porn parody...
MechaHitler
*cumming months
Stadix
HeyCasButt
QUINTOOOOO!!!!!!
MystikSpiral
She's an acclaimed actress in germany. She was humiliated by tabloids for her porn past, estranged from her parents. I seriously doubt it...
Talmorean
Rule #9 Don't get Cocky:
tipples
I thought this was gonna be a picture of Ramsay Bolton...
HufflePuffle
Jesus fucking Christ! I don't watch GoT is that what everybody has been talking about? That is amazing visual effects. Damn.
GionaHawkins
NSFW, please. Not all of us want to see chunks of cranium.
eviscera
Expected Theon.
GyroDemon
That's kinda what Double tap was meant for.
Kriegs
Someone didn't watch the finale!
GyroDemon
Oh I did I just remember a post about that ZombieLand movie and it was about Double-tap and Oberyn but it does work with what Tyrion did 1/2
GyroDemon
And the picture in this post suggest it is about the finale and not Oberyn.
welloilbeefhooked
Stop :(
eagle193
too soon...
Kurjuns
Came here to say / upvote this. Oh god why. The memories T_T
fuckyeahimcanadian
You fucking bastard, Just when I though I got that picture out of my mind =[
LoneDirewolf
ITookThisUsernameJustToBeAsFancyAsAllOthersHere
Or confirm the kill.
HanSolo312
Also
wintermute93
"Take care of your toys"
caralily
I am laughing so hard tears are streaming down my cheeks.
AeroWalrus
"What? Nooooo..."
BeardKhan
Actually i was expecting this one first :L
The1Remington
Great minds think alike
CorporateFatCat
Is that a penis he cut off?
Salpinus
No... Pork sausage. Do you think he is some sort of savage?
CorporateFatCat
Yes. I've never seen this show. Plus, seeing all of these violent posts of Got, I don't think I'm wrong to think it's a penis.
HeyCasButt
*psst* he had just castrated a guy and was heavily implying it was his penis. But it wasn't actually. So your confusion is understandable.
h3lblad3
The guy responding to this post saying that it is a pork sausage actually got his reply straight from the series when he's asked about it.
chaosofslayer
The lack of Han Solo is disturbing
HanSolo312
No just check the top replyer
HanSolo312
I actually just checked and... as impossible as it seems... I don't think anyone has made that gif of me yet
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Rule #9: With your Bare Hands - Tsk tsk. You'll never survive the apocalypse like this!
hymensemen
asplode
NeverRelevant
We'll the Mountain is just going to die anyway so it's whatever
ItsSneakyAdolf
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VEpsilon
So you're the one who made the parent comment nsfw...
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VEpsilon
To be fair, they shouldn't be browsing imgur at work anyway...
GooberSnotpants
Which, to be fair, one could argue it is.
VEpsilon
Everything is nsfw, since you're not meant to be on imgur at work. Unless you have @sarah's job
GooberSnotpants
The people at my work don't seem to care, so long as I get done what needs gettin' done.
Popcake
Was expecting Theon.
BurlRavenscroft
I little cock never hurt anyone
theluckysuccess
TOO FUCKING TRUE.
Massdoedsapparaten
Ah, Mayhem - The Dawn Of Black Hearts/Live ins Sarpsborg 1990
Abominor
How can I let this go by without an upvote?
IronicDancing
Jesus fucking Christ. I must have still been wincing for that bit. I don't remember seeing that shot.
Cacahouete
It should be "Don't monologue" instead
MADrevolution
I kinda thought this was gonna be a picture of Theon....i mean Reek!
PhilMcBuckoL
Too soon...
blackguard89
Yeah, that works too...
SpiterMan
Nobody ever notices how funny The Mountain looks in this picture...
SpiterMan
"I AM A BIG, BEAUTIFUL BIRD!"
jigglyjellollama
Did anyone else loose it when varys was going to go back to the city, but turned his ass around and boardes the ship when the bells rung?
mymylee
that scene would be a great leaving thread gif
JoelFreeman
Anyone remember if that's what Varys did in the book? been ages since i read it and i cant remember?
cc1210
He definitely stayed in King's Landing
UvaroviteKing
'Tis for the good of the realm.
Butane9000
It made sense. But he did look sad that he was leaving all who he was helping.
ACatNamedVirtute
Me and my friends were cracking up when that happened.
LiddellSuite
He just NOPED the fuck out of there.
yarfyarf
The guy is all about self-preservation. He knows shit's going to get cray in King's Landing soon.
Winterous
"Well, under the circumstances, I think I'd rather not try and weasel my way out of this one."
Dogeborn
yeah that was the biggest "NOPE" I've seen in quite a while
ChameleonFacedGoon
That should be an abandon thread gif
thatclimbingguy
Yes, totally.
YouHaveBeenWaylaidByEnemiesAndMustDefendYourself
The crate where he stuffed Tyrion eerily reminded me of that warlock he had kept alive for decades. The one who cut off his ball sack.
HackerJacker
It was the same kind of crate.
tileo
Isnt it the same crate? I thought he kept it
NOFOMO15
They haven't done that scene yet have they?.I forget?
BuysDrugsWithBitcoin
I think it was in season 3.
minnibuns
i think its the same crate; he disposed of the warlock and had room for tyrion
SailorHarlequin
no, Tyrion's crate was smaller.
DirtyA
wait what? I don't remember that from the books...
Amalthea22
Because it wasn't in the books.
DirtyA
goddamnit, the fucking show....
Amalthea22
It's gone pear-shaped.
Keleesi
George R.R. Martin's reaction to all the deviations from his books:
Crimsonak
I'd been wondering what they were gonna do with the hound for like 4 episodes now, sorta.. felt weird how they did it.
Ocobthaigh
I loved that specific change. In the book it's all aimless wandering from both parties, but the fight was EPIC.
Anenome
Cutting out the real reason why Tyrion killed his father (his original wife that Tywin lied about), that hurt me :(
Ocobthaigh
I AGREE! That could have been such a fantastic reminder to the audience that WE HATE TYWIN.
e4knee
I'm just surprised they didn't throw the "Lannisters don't shit gold" line. That line was practically begging for the screen.
crimson26
It was stated earlier in the show, may not have been mentioned in the scene, but my non-reader friend made the connection
Anenome
That seemed to me the most shocking aspect of this scene. He finds out his entire life of happiness was ripped from him.
aquarius22
now how will we find out where whores go?
huanthewolfhound
Only (maybe?) in Book 6. *sigh*
CakesAndDanes
I wanted this line so bad! Damn.
Fotostatica
Can someone tell me what happen in the book?
Anenome
1. Remember how Tyrion got married to a girl, his first love? And Jamie told him she was a whore Jamie had paid to marry him?
Fotostatica
Yes
Anenome
And she was not a whore at all, that was a lie too. Jamie admits this during their goodbye. That's why Tyrion goes back.
Anenome
2. That was a lie. The girl really loved him. Tywin made Jamie tell Tyrion that so they'd break off the marriage. Tywin destroyed his life.
Flyingnun
JAMIE! Fucking jamie having sex with cersei in the kings guard tower. They just keep throwing his character development to the winds.
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
This makes me sad.
tharv
Jojen :'(
SexyHobbitses
Nigga was always gonna get it
Avedas
At this point I'm sure he's using the show to remove all the garbage story lines.
Keleesi
I look forward to finding out in TWOW and ADOS!
HappyBirthdaySprayWereDisappointedInYou
And we'll only have to wait 12 more years!
wobbu
GRRM works closely with the producers and authorizes all changes form the books. I don't even watch this dumb show and I know that.
Keleesi
I know that... he has just said in interviews that though he understands there are cuts he wishes could be included
AeroWalrus
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW please
Taxicab0428
iirc he approves everything, and even writes some of the episodes
Reil
listen to his commentary episodes on the DVD's sometime. You can practically hear the things he's "not saying"
UnfortunatelyTheHighKingofSkyrim
I thought he only wrote the "Joffrey chokes likes a bitch" episode.
LoneDirewolf
The showrunners have full control. GRRM sold the rights to HBO. They ask him to help out, they don't have to include him at all
jrau18
Is that true? Sometimes, when rights are sold, there are terms included for a certain degree of control.
bluefacepaint
It's partly true. GRRM is attached to the show as an executive producer, which generally means he has a degree of creative control.
Keleesi
He writes 1 episode a season. He respects D&D's adaptation but like all us book nerds wishes everything could be included in the show
DontLoseYourWay
Yeah but I think what most people have to realize is that it's A LOT of material to cover. Plus a lot of stuff in the book doesn't (1)
DontLoseYourWay
translate well onto the screen. When introducing things and characters it needs to happen in a way that doesn't detract to much from (2)
Keleesi
Agreed. Anytime I've been unhappy about a change, after I've thought about it for a day or so I always end up understanding why it was made
greyfoxv1
Shit you guys are like unicorns on the internet: you understand the necessity of brevity when translating to a different medium. You rock.
DontLoseYourWay
You just have to think, "Would that really have been fun to watch?" And most of the time I believe they made the right choice.
DontLoseYourWay
other aspects of the episodes. I personally am fine with a majority of deviations because it keeps true to the spirit of the books.
Flyingnun
What about Jamie though? They are ruining his character development by changing his story.
DontLoseYourWay
I don't think so. I like him so far as a character in the show. He's becoming way more likable. I would say "ruining" is a strong word.
WeedlordBonerLover69
hes written 4 episodes of the show and is a co-executive producer, and has said that he likes some of the show treatments better anyway.
BrainBlow
Martin has explicitly said that he has almost no involvement with the direction of the show besides the one episode he writes per season.
Zodi
And unfortunately, he can't have Jon Snow as a time traveler to fix other writer's mistakes.
AeroWalrus
I think the show's treatments work better as a TV show, but the books work better as a book. Two very different forms of media.
mechanubis
What? Are you saying that Catelyn moping about in a locked bedroom for an 2 seasons wouldn't make good television? o.O
greyfoxv1
Sounds pretty fucking boring even for a book.
AeroWalrus
make it into a movie. like twilight without sparkly vampires.
Keleesi
I know... I was mainly joking
oP34CHx
I believe I saw in a interview he does like changing some of the show because even book readers can still be slightly surprised.
Wing126
I really hope the changes that the show has made don't influence his upcoming books.
Flyingnun
You have to admit some of the decisions made don't make sense or are even actively hurtful to the character arcs.
Schweed
I can see that. I mean, have you ever written the shit you wrote 15 years ago?
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
The show seems to be make most of the characters more one-dimensional. Good guys are better, bad guys are worse. Poss spoilers below.
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
Petyr got turned into a mustache-twirling villain. Joffrey got aged up from 'prepubescent child' to 'late teens adult'.
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
In the book, Tyrion's parting words with Jaime was some stone-cold cruelty. But in the show it's just brotherly love.
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
Book Jaime is on his road to grizzled redemption by this point, while show Jaime is still fucking around with Cersei.
Flyingnun
Thank you for including jamie i am so pissed about how they are handling. His development was so well written in the books.
ArkAngel7
To be fair, Jaime is less of a good guy in the show than in the books now. The rape scene really made him less of a hero now.