MRW someone changes into my lane without using their turn signal
MRW I eat taco bell for breakfast, and a stall finally becomes available in my work restroom
Age Dispute
Saw OP at IKEA
Attack the Block
Has anyone else experienced this?
Triller words have never been spoken
This would make more sense if it were a strip club
Girl asked for a dick pic. Told her I can't because phone keeps sending me this message
MRW I am stoned and led to a surprise birthday party in my honor by my friend, and the first person I see is my manager from work
MRW my gf says that me smoking cigarettes is negatively affecting her ability to lose weight
As a black man, MRW I get intimate with a white girl and she says, "I thought all black guys were supposed to be huge"
When I walk into the office on today, the day of my birth
MRW people post more than 4 words in the image description
MRW a driver lets me change into their lane during rush hour traffic
MRW my gf looks disappointed after 3 minutes of coitus
The Cookie Scandal
MRW I go to take a dump in the office bathroom, and one of the rolls of tp already has poop on it
MRW my vegetarian friend asks me if I believe that cows deserve to be eaten
MRW I'm in San Antonio searching for my wife's killer, and someone shouts to me "Remember the Alamo!"
MRW my gf catches me fapping to porn, but instead of complaining, she joins in and finishes me off
MRW I make a dramatic turn to address someone talking to me
MRW someone in my criminal justice class says that black people commit more crimes than anyone else
MRW my gf says she's going to name NFL teams from the East Coast, and the first team she names is the Oakland Raiders
MRW I wasted an hour searching for the nude celebrity pics only to realize they were not better than the porn in my other tab
Unneccessary arguments with the gf
When my gf asks me what are my thoughts on anal sex
My gf is trying to learn American football because she knows I enjoy it. Bless her heart
MRW I'm drunk at a party and decide to go skinny dipping
MR after eating leftovers from Thanksgiving all day
MRW I am done fapping and realize I was watching some disgusting porn
MRW someone is a close talker and constantly invades my personal space while chatting
MRW reading suggestions that Christy Mack faked her injuries after getting assaulted by War Machine
MRW my coworker is describing her type, and says she doesn't like skinny guys because they look "emancipated"
Saw this on a walk in my neighborhood in Houston. Creepy that this is part of their Christmas decorations...
MRW I see all these "RIP Joan Rivers" posts
MRW a website ad asks me if I want to know how to gain 3 inches in 4 weeks
How it feels to come home with food when you have 3 college roomates
Rated D for Dumbass
I know that feel bro. I am quite the practitioner.
Clearly a history major
How I feel after coming home from work and realizing I was a victim of breaking and entering
MRW someone starts a conversation with "Long story short... " and proceeds to talk for 5 minutes
Saw this on ESPN. Would have a captivating title on Pornhub.
Is this close to a record in fantasy football?
MRW GRRM's publisher said The Winds of Winter will not be coming out in 2015
MRW the gf and I are in an argument, and she calms down, apologizes, and says she was wrong
Stone Cold doing Stone Cold things on College Gameday
I work on a construction site as an electrician, and someone left us a present
MRW an ad asks me if I would like to know how to gain 3 inches in 4 weeks
Clever man is clever
MRW I think about turning 30 today, but reflect on not having kids like most of my friends
MRW I worked until 2 a.m. and my gf is mad I didn't wake up at 6 a.m. to be on her schedule