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sangatster
Nothing like a huge dump before I turn in for bed.
RachTrap
worked at a Wendy's, corporate franchise. They got their beef frozen, because they realized frozen ground beef doesn't make it taste bad.
ChrisTrahey
Posting to usersub is better than sexting.
RobertNAdams
Vikings line would work on me. American Girl.knows their stuff.
katerinaadriah
JNCO makes jorts?
Blublooded
#39 when your grandma's duck gets more girls than you
Herodias
That's a Muscovy duck, which is a domestic breed. Probably coming over from the neighbor's house or something. Anyway quality dump +1
ZOMGNO
We have wild ones near me. Depends on where you are.
ZOMGNO
Sure, they might have been released once, but they're wild now.
Pinklestein
Jim and Pam are goals? That doesn't make sense..
CommentsThings
First guy lives in my province, awesome.
SlippyTris
Picture number 3, are we going to ignore the fact that the blonde kid is running into sign.
HowAboutThatUpdog
OfficialJoeBiden
PurpleHazen1996
ggonb
GreenIsBetterThanBlyou
I miss yik yak..
DizzyStar
Me too ????
goodgirlfaith
#10 Prince Ali mighty is he Ali Food Consumer
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
#9 if you're under the impression that the top items haven't been already touched/opened then you never actually worked in retail.
GapingAnalCavity
People who laugh at this and feel superior are the kind of people who work in retail.
esedsh2
is that a tornado behind the lawnmower guy?
shmachero
In the first pic or the parade pic? In both cases, yes.
rickeyspanish
that is not the lawnmower man I know of.
predekop9696
Yup, it was in the news (Canadian) a few weeks ago. man was mowing his lawn with a tornado in the background somewhere in Alberta I think
notsonicecanadiansr9
From my small town of Three hills. I was at that parade. Nice guy. Lives to love his lawn.
DanFranzen
It's okay - he was keeping an eye on it.
ScaryScarab
Being in a small town, we all do this, it's funny to watch people fuss over it!
dysfunctionalemu
can we just talk about how much erykah badu cracks me up?
MNM5701
The write brothers flew way longer than 12s
MidlandRedux
Yeah, but that airliner was hitting the ground in 20 seconds.
tjluv
This made me giggle pretty hard. I find the oddest shit funny on night shift
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
The Electric socket made me burst out laughing in class.
GuloGulo420
Nah, it's just a really tall 12 3/4 year old...I mean, check out that growth spurt in 21 months there
tjluv
I was like hobbit size at 12 years
nashpotato
I mean somewhere in between 12-13 years old I hit 6 feet tall, Mr. Clean may be huge if that kid was tall.
Cerinna
Depending on the type of night shift, sometimes ANYTHING else is funny.
tjluv
I brew beer, had a rare moment to sit down (poop) and I came across this wonderful dump
Cerinna
Excellent timing I'd say!
Paulysium
#51 The Destiny community apologizes for this guy.
Earlkay
Whys ugly Betty working in a supermarket?
Badlyphotoshopedconfucedfloofygiraff
Instead of
i have printed (in Swedish) insulting passive agressive calling cards and I use them frequently :)
PatrioticMexamerican
I carry chalk
Iliketobuttermyselfupandslidearoundontiledfloors
I want a live action Samurai Jack with Keanu Reeves as Jack.
SantasAnagram
They really should teach us more about Vikings though.
Tchukkelz
I can 100% guarantee that any man who doesn't wish they taught us more about Vikings isn't one worth dating.
KittenDefender
any man who decides what a woman can and cannot wear just because he's dating her deserves nothing but perpetual disappointment and sadness
StinkFox
cmon babe, can't you just wear a nice respectable pair of huge jorts?
KittenDefender
Who doesn't these days that's the real question
BlueSpaceLizard
Ok sweetie, and you can wear your purple fedora
DarkMaster98
What about my polka dot lederhosen?
RalphtheMagnif
See I would agree, but if my girlfriend says I can't go out in flippers and a tube top dress then you can bet your booty I be judgin too
KittenDefender
hey. you. go out in your flippers and tube top dress. if and when you get weird looks, revel in them. go wild. live your crazy dream.
CISMaleScumLord
Well yeah, but if she wants to dress like Lady Gaga, she's going out alone.
KittenDefender
Call back to a trend that's past 6 years old, much like fashion son you got left in the dust if that's the best you can do
AManWoman
Lady Gaga, there's an up-to-the-minute cultural touchstone
Sassmachine
Sonnuvabitch, beat me to the sass.
FirefighterCaboose
IIRC the train selfie one happened because the dude was about to get brained by a platform that he was too close to; operator saved his life
Nosnorb
Thats exactly what happened, selfie dude would probably be dead if Mr. Conductor hadn't put boots to his skull.
ElFlaco9
If the platform is on the train isn't it moving at the same speed as the conductor's foot? I don't see how that saves his life?
HermanManly
Do you even physics?
Moobuu
It's not made of hardened steel for one thing. It's probably slightly less sharp as well.
JimmyRussell420
Because it's a fucking soft foot that gives in on impact vs rigid fucking steel. Hurr durr.
FirefighterCaboose
The foot was before the platform.
flyelectro8888
He could've yelled instead of kicking his head in.
tzxAzrael
i mean, dude... if he can't hear the fucking TRAIN (seriously, it not like they just 'sneak up' on you) yelling isn't really gonna help.
spiffylookingnerfherder
Yeah, if the dude couldn't hear a train bearing down on him, I'm sure he'd hear someone yelling.
sunyudai
Not enough time. Kicking is immediate, yelling would have built in a few seconds of reaction time.
tzxAzrael
I've seen the video, there was plenty of time. but pretty sure there was earphones.
ophoenixomob
Fairly slow train. In video it is more off a push with his for than kick. Part of me thinks conductor was sick of yelling for this doh
flyelectro8888
The pictures show his face contorting quite a lot. I too do think the guy was sick of it. That's why i think the kick was not secesary, ...
flyelectro8888
...but rather out of frustration. In my opinion that's assault.
PikachusThug
He looks to be wearing headphones, you people will always be upset about something huh?
z3lfmoord
What do you mean "you people"? .gif
GayEnough4U
I feel you my NiggaJames
PikachusThug
Thanks nigga
dijital101
flyelectro8888
Hmmm, not in my experience. Then again: the people i'm surrounded with don't do drugs, and don't stand within half a meter of a moving train
flyelectro8888
Must be a cultural thing. ???? Anyway, i was under the impression that the kid was in no danger, but i hear things were different...
flyelectro8888
You wouldn't have more information on this by any chance?