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Jan 27, 2017 2:58 AM
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KarlTheTwoHeadedApe
Thanks, i needed that.
mandlesrule
Thanks. Im hella sick right now so i needed this
squeakyleeks
Thank you. I needed this.
ManicYEEtPressive
I'll rest when I'm dead. justasaturday got shit to do, justasaturday got places to be.
snusnuyoulongtime
Aw! My husband does this for me! When I'm so stressed and tired, but cannot relax, he says "Hey, it's ok to sleep. Its ok."
DarkGinger
The preview looked like a penis to me. I was ready to downvote until I did see the Buddha. Internet killed my innocence.
tatzi
Alright, all replenished. Time to save the world!
historysember
I needed this. Thank you.
Happypillsforeveryone
Nice to be reminded of that
mangoshapedspace
i needed this. thank you.
fermendozaoo
Thanks, I saw this on a perfect time
makethingsbetter
As a single father, thanks. Fuck you.
MurderMemes
I am currently recovering from surgery. I needed this. Thank you.
paradisegirl890
You have no idea how much I needed this. Spent the last 3 hours crying over family. I don't need to fix it, I need to just rest and breathe
carrieleeogorman
Me too. It's allowing ourselves
cuntybumsox
Wow, I needed this, it's been exhausting doing fuck all
RawrLawless
Thanks. I needed that. Sleep tight!
dancingbarefootonlego
Which is why I am in my bath now. +1 for reminding me of all the above, thanks. Hoomaning is hard sometimes
Sauroctonus
Thanks, Buddha.
PeacewithReese
Needed this. Thank you @OP.
brownsugarbaba
Breathe....then back to work
HowlingFang
Dishwasher @ work wouldnt run the sanitize cycle. Guess who had to sanitize by hand until it was running again? Breath, back to work :'(
brownsugarbaba
I would hug you
CoolAndy87
That was nice to read.
pathspeculiar
It actually was.
roguishdrummer
Now back to the real world.
SugarDnD
This made me cry. I guess my life has been a mess lately.
enjoyurtacos
This was amazing. Thank you.
turalyawn
The main thing to take away is Buddha looks like a dong
thelonepig
Oh god I'm glad someone else saw it!!
AnElectrifyingMan
We all saw it
DaniaAudax
GoldenSun3DS
"This"
JamieSmyth
I clicked this post, purely to comment that
LetumComplexo
Made by the same company that does baby Jesus buttplugs, I assume.
jorgeeporgee
"Rest is a weapon"
somethingunclever
Holy shit. That's exactly what I needed to read right now. Thank you @OP!
llenox
Happy to help!
llenox
Also +1 for your username
somethingunclever
Awh thanks! You totally made my day!
KimberKitten
Thank you.
1010001010101
Lose weight. Quit smoking. Drink less alcohol. 2017!!!!
onefaller
Join the imgur fitbit group!
HeyGuysImBryan
Smae
adaquo
Smae
hesbeginningtobelieve
Lol forreal
KingOfTheMouthBreathers
We have opposite goals.
FrankyBabes
"Hey, Frank! Stop doing all those things you like. It'll make you happier, probably."
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Fuck you, I'm gonna drink, smoke, and eat more than ever!
underscoreneckbeard
Same. Except the smoking bit.
Bonerhitler
Yeah but if I don't fix it, no one will. Then the assholes will all just stand around going "why isn't this fixed? Someone should fix it"
Iamnotacreativeman
If it directly affects you or your children then fix it. If it doesn't fuck them regardless of what others says or perceive.
MasterNateT
By 'assholes' do you mean kids?
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Kids are tiny assholes. Just wait until you see the assholes they promote. #Phrasing
unit47
It's kind of my career.
stumblinforward
SO much this.. i work biomed at a hospital, 20+ years and im the "go to guy" for EVERYTHING! God i wish i could be dimwits like the rest..
awesomebagel
Well said, Bonerhitler.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
You can always count on Bonerhitler to bring levity to this website.
Orael
My work life every day. This post speaks to me on a spiritual level. +1
pres2pond
Yes, but you'll feel better. Live slow, die whenever.
Crogicun
IT in a nutshell.
ginastringr
I'll just be the asshole then
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
If it makes you feel any better, everyone will appreciate you once you're dead.
williamfny
I feel like you might work in IT
ilsalta
+1 I am. Can relate so much. Also, office managers do the same thing.
ilsalta
Have the same problem that is.
redmangc
Sounds like aircraft maintenance
MasterGundam
God, it's like you know!!!!
druidsmakethebestporridge
+1 for relating to this.
WrongUn
I live in a shared house and I organised a cleaner because my housemates are lazy AF! I'm currently on the other side of the planet 1/2
WrongUn
In Thailand (I'm from UK) and I'm still having to organise when cleaner can come because they can't even text her to arrange letting...
WrongUn
Her in. They have her number and she lives less than a mile from the house but it seems like this is too much. My point is, I feel ya bud!
IncreasingChaos
You need new housemates.
mibluecat
Our front porch light has been out for almost a month now. No one has replaced it. I live with 4 guys. No one does anything. It makes me sad
WrongUn
One month is ok- last January i stopped cleaning the bathroom to see how dirty it would get before they cleaned it. After 3 months...
Bonerhitler
So it's either fix the fucking thing, or murder the idiots who just stand around gawking at it. I don't feel like doing jail time.
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Yinyang107
Yep. I got tired of (and grossed out by) the green stuff growing in the water cooler's drip catch, so now I just empty and clean it myself.
casuallyalive
I relate to this so hard. Fucking awful
voxael
This is just ... fucking perfect
The22ndDoctor
Plus, it gets you talked about.
danthemanning
Problem solved
TheRealRedQueen
This all of this and so much of this...
EducatedKitten
This feels like my life all of the time. That really bothers me.
Bonerhitler
I'm you from the future. Get out now while you still can.
EducatedKitten
In fairness, my current job's not nearly as bad as my last two. But those two were so bad that I can see why no one wants to teach.