She is not single.
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1
458
It’s a personal truth.
-3
21
161
I miss the rains down in Africa.
-1
4
732
Talking news head law recommendation.
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30
207
When you need to reply but don’t have the words...
7
8
538
White people are crazy.
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20
439
Asking for a republican to explain? Please?
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18
426
Fine 10th. But not because peer pressure.
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118394
Renamed my cactus because Ruprecht was too subtle.
5
3
440
Let’s talk about the real problem maybe for once?
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1160
hurt me daddy...
1
9
190
Repost of repost of a repost.
37
4
1278
It’s been weeks!!
9
1
384
Taquitos on a bed of arugula.
8
15
890
When she doesn’t respond to the meme you sent her.
-5
4
169
Banana for scale.
7
3
644
MRW I get more comments than upthings
3
6
325
Because the internet.
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2
1065
Turn your lights off at 8:30-9:30.
16
8
696
MRW I see all the porb on my phone.
9
3
1482
Gub control
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10
973
These seem to belong together somehow...
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2
186
All the kitchen appliances when the power goes out for a second.
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114415
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
6
26
341
I just need to vent before I lose it.
58
27
2246
Is this a dump?
25
9
951
I just want to feel clean.
9
10
611
Pot pieeeeeee
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8
1891
Some, I assume are good people.
-4
8
214
Some people are confused. Here are some handy definitions for trumpers.
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24
168
If you don’t love me at my Paul Volckerest....
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3
392
You mean a guy who went bankrupt 6 times is bad with money? Weird.
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30
1246
When my girlfriend fails to text me back in time...
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4
154
When I put my hot pocket in the microwave...
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1
475
Not a real ad.
3
12
337
What happens when you don’t pay any taxes and control a corrupt government?
10
13
411
MRW there are tiny fruit of the loom underwear with poop stains on the table next to the couch.
18
3
654
Is he right? Could this happen?
27
15
1199
The loops take time...
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2
990
You can be pimp and a prostitute too...it’s called multitasking.
-1
2
193
What could possibly cause such crazy weather?
-3
7
302
We still haven’t not that it’s any of your beeswax
48
7
1640
MFW my GF explains to me that when she says she wants to play monopoly she really doesn’t want to play monopoly...
55
16
3802
This is America
0
38
1126
Tax season got me like
4
2
212
Only the translators know.
24
4
724
Making America great again...
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7
274
Greatest best country in the history of ever!!
19
18
566
I wonder what this one means...
0
0
192
Herms a geeeewwed byagahahash.
20
9
757
This cat has seen some shit.
27
7
1620
Cuddle injuries are real.
8
7
1058
I love my wife’s butt!!
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129378
Billionaires pay lower % taxes please vote for someone who is not taking billionaire $$$?
22
32
724
Another Saturday night with my soon to be wife...
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1
1217
Me when I look at my tumblr feed...
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1
1624
Sipped some weed, drank some beer, disseminated dad wisdom....
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0
142