Jan 15, 2018 11:10 AM
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blackflag9943
WTF Kemmel! Do some homework.
ironjudas
You wanna get nuts. Let's get nuts!
Fucknorris
Phoweep42
That last gif: How to settle an argument properly.
DukeDarkwood
If HISHE has taught me anything, "Because I'm Batman" is a valid answer to ANY question.
MisterGus
As Batman he was on point imo.
2plus2is5
Sauce https://youtu.be/eK-OSTfpdMA
1potsie
I thought he was Frosty ?
Boodablitz
Such a terrible movie.
bs13690
I thought it was pretty cool.
Bloofaux
Stoneheartedlady
such a brilliantly terrible movie. It's one of my Christmas "must-see" films
krispypictures
fourstrokes
My wife’s dad stole his truck in the 80’s.
AntiCircleJerker
I hate Tim Burton movies. They always seem dark for no reason, like a goth kid wanting attention. BUT Batman and Batman Returns were GREAT!
Paperromance
To reprise the role of Batman and to save the franchise.. take my money now. Plz see if Tim Burton is available.
Rikkytikky
Quailman is the best
KrautMick
Sauroctonus
Does he produce tiny eggs?
copingcabana
NightmaresKiss
This is by far my favourite moment in any Batman movie
OurLordLucifer
He means Beetlejuice. The unsung superhero. Mainly because if u sing his name 3 times...
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
v
AHornyRhino
Nice fuckin' model! *honk* *honk*
ReadOnlyMemories
Betelgeuse
CallMeBaconLord
"Bet all guys...?" - Mr. Maitland reading it in the brochure. - About the best support for Beetlejuice's name really being the star's name.
EliMFrost
I've never liked Kimmel and I still can't figure out why, is it his voice, his attitude? I don't know and it bugs me
Imustupvotealltacos
Get close to him. Let things unfold naturally
CyrilConnolly
I know it's you Matt Damon, just give it up.
ingelri
He's not *bad*, he's just kind of generic and boring. Conan is what's up.
eadanke
He'll always be "The Man Show" sidekick to me.
xochiluvr
Yes!
mishalala
And Win Ben Steins Money
SirBrendan
Latent homosexual feelings, obviously.
You might be right
ZanarkandAbes
Why waste your time caring any further to figure it out? Aside for attention. Focus your anger towards a hobby and create a passion.
UncleVenoM
Gaaaaaaay
Oh I absolutely don't care, just wondered if anyone felt the same, also I don't feel angry just bugged by him.
PunnyPunenstein
Keaton will always be the best batman ever.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Beetlejuice didn't help haunt the house of a newly-dead couple just so you can refer to him as 'Spider-Man's Nemisis'
Raccoonlifeainteasy
She touched my pepe, Steve
TheOvy
Well, Kimmel did get Keaton to say "I'm Batman" one last time
rockfireman
Him on SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRZGFLyxjY
SickOfThisCessPool
I really liked him as the Vulture, Batman, Beetlejuice, and the villain from the Robocop reboot
DelaysAction
Of all the MCU movies, Spiderman is the only one where the villain actually wins the last fight.
SlightlyFabricated
I actually thought that Vulture was the most interesting villain so far in the MCU.
Yeah, so few villains in movies come across as a real threat, but that scene with him and Peter in the car was so good at building tension.
Nephaston
Helmut Zemo in Civil War. Granted, he didn't fight actually, but he did win technically.
That is true, but as you also stated, he did not fight. The fact that Spiderman actually loses the fight is what is interesting to me.
Agreed. Maybe we'll get more Stories like this after Infinity War.
Yeah I like that they are developing some good villains lately. Having Zemo actually win by not even fighting was unexpected and refreshing.
ovelanimimerkki
No that's Birdman! The greatest superhero of them all!
ItHurtsWheniPoo
No. See below:
CaptainnTurk
He should try to be the Bird Person next.
DoctorDanielJackson
Such a great movie.
wheresthebaby
I hated that movie
iamthisguy247
I thought Birdman was an attorney?
UsernameMatt
I was like, Keaton is not Harvey Birdman attorney of law. Of law? Or is it at law? Weird.
VigorousButtstuff
That would be fun to see Keaton playing Harvey in a movie adaptation. Or being sued by Harvey for a trademark violation.
Harvey Birdman. He is just trying to get by
JohnBravere
No, that was Keanu Reeves. You're thinking of the Devils Advocate. Birdman is the guy who heads Stark Industries.
TheIndigoFoxx
No Dayman is a birdman attorney
meltedfaceguy
Bird law. Very important field to be in.
lestrat
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
One of my old gifs showing up :')
imanupvotewhore
AstronautChicken
Man i gotta orgabize my folders
NullSecc
Attaroo
Dude, that was like 5 batmans ago...
yeah but the best never stops being the best
He was the best actor to play the part, agreed. However, even I could break him like a twig. :D
KeepingSummerSafe
Michael Keaton was probably my least favorite Batman, he looked more like a Ghostbusters reject.
debugstatement
I, for one, am happy with this Michael Keaton comeback.
Zixtank
Loed him in Homecoming. Not often you see such a villain.
herrau
Also he’s the right kind of villain, as in someone who has reasons for it and can be argued to not exactly be a villain.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Greatest batman ever:)
ColoneISanders
Someone, somewhere said his name three times.
hahahah. brilliant. +1
USD1
He's done such a good job lately it's a mystery to me as to why he was on hiatus for so long.
Gdan79
Probably had enough money didn't feel the need to do much he didn't want to do
Probably. It could be a myriad of reasons. I'm glad he seems to be doing well.
shootan
Birdman is an EXCELLENT movie. Highly recommend. Going to watch it again today.
spookysprout
Gonna watch this tonight bc of this, one of my faves!
PersonalityFire
I would say don't get too attached to any beloved male actors these days. :/
fair point.
How many upvotes should this get?
realmdweller
v I’ve one upvote, one scotch, and one beer.
iFartinMyCar
whatever it takes man!
JackScagnetti1
I don't care what people say, I hated birdman.
RushHourRocker
I liked it personally, but I could see some points people wouldn't like. Might not be a film for everyone.
TildaShift
I respect your opinion, I don’t share it but I respect it.
Bobacrow79
You’re totally allowed to have that opinion as long as you acknowledge that your opinion is wrong.
DrunkenWeasel
You're wrong.
greyrey
A wrong opinion huh?
What are you talking about, there's plenty of wrong opinions. Like saying the white race is the superior race.
That's a pretty much the Hitler card.
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
The Founder was a very solid movie. I appreciated his acting
armedandfriendly
And The other guys
Boufus
Birdman was fucking amazing
Torrello
Spotlight was pretty rad too
Hutchy01
Certainly one of my favourites of last year just for the unexpected quality.
Nykidemus
She touched my peppy, Steve.
kutison
He played a perfect parody of a police captain in "The Other Guys"
I had forgotten all about that. Great role.
Can we just get it over with and say “fuck” on TV now without it being “news” worthy?
ilovetolaughHAHAHA
I ended up watching The Witcher just for the emphatic way Geralt says 'fuck' in every episode. Still the highlight of that show for me.
Yeah especially on a talk show that airs at midnight?
Radix865
Pretty sure at some point they're gonna have to censor the bleeps too after they become a synonym with profanities. "You can't bleep on TV!"
martyrmike
USA network seems to have done away with this. I.E. current season of Mr. Robot.
dirtehscandi
Same with FX, but I'm pretty positive it's just after 9pm
CardinalCanuck
I enjoy British TV. They calk each other cunts and there is no bleeps or anything
Caulking each other's cunts sounds extremely uncomfortable
shmekie
But watertight.
Well, after 9 o'clock, we do.
Jonesy343
Sweating and blood (little swears like shit) now happen before 9
Good point. Though fucks and cunts mostly happen after.
I think they've even started saying things like "bitch" in soaps.
Treblaine
Sweating was a post-watershed limit? Sweat? God, these rules were written by the most middle class people imaginable.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
I suspect that's a typo for "swearing".
SJohnson23
Oh I meant Swearing lol, autocorrected
RandAIFlagg
Was...was that what you took away from this? That he said fuck? I didn't even think twice about it until your comment.
in fact I went back to see if he did because it seemed like a strange comment, it seemed so normal
cujo67
Something tells me you were born in the 2000’s...
bout 20 years earlier than that
ClassyEddie
Best Batman of all time.
Maitrify
Disagree. Val Kilmer was better, but George Clooney was worse
heXonyou
I actually thought Val Kilmer was pretty decent at Batman, but NOWAY is he better than Keaton
Keaton and his directors tried for little too much of a cartoony approach a la Adam West. Not saying that's bad but I prefer darker themes
Agreed. That and Clooney both attempte to recapture that Adam West magic. Keaton was closer which is why it was entertaining, Clooney wasnot
ColonelSteveSanders
WrongUn
Thank you!!! Every time I say this on imgur I get crucified. Glad to see one of us made it through!
This imgur needs an enema.
ckmacneil2000
Kevin Conroy, no contest.
Slayerformayor
we have to draw a line between the voice and live action roles. I agree that he is fantastic however.
RehtaehNilmah
You wanna get nuts?? Cmon! Let’s get nuts!
Can't forget his famous bat-turn since he couldn't turn his head at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifie7HyVvdo
PhillyPhlash
2nd to Adam West
iheartsbewbs
Adam West
PunjabiMacgyver
THANK. YOU. FOR SAYING THIS. every time i say it, im attacked and then have to leave the country every few months
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
That’s because everybody on here is fucking twelve. My 20 year old sister thinks n64 is the original Nintendo ffs.
hahahahaha we are officially old. time to commit sodoku.
Would love for him to come back for a live action movie of Batman of the Future (Beyond) as old man Bruce Wayne.
mintybanana
ThatDiceGuy
William Dafoe as the old man joker anyone?
GifsAreMyFetish
ZeRootOfAllEvil
2nd Best
West Batman, Best Batman! (Keaton a very good second, though.)
HMatti
I just love that this is all unnecesary gifs while using mobile
TomGetsIt
From one mobile user to another: you can turn off automatic gif playback and still read the text.
Ow ill do that thanks
IamfunatpartiesIknow
How do I do that?
Imgur>profile>settings>gif playback>never
Thanks
blackflag9943
WTF Kemmel! Do some homework.
ironjudas
You wanna get nuts. Let's get nuts!
Fucknorris
Phoweep42
That last gif: How to settle an argument properly.
DukeDarkwood
If HISHE has taught me anything, "Because I'm Batman" is a valid answer to ANY question.
MisterGus
As Batman he was on point imo.
2plus2is5
Sauce https://youtu.be/eK-OSTfpdMA
1potsie
I thought he was Frosty ?
Boodablitz
Such a terrible movie.
bs13690
I thought it was pretty cool.
Bloofaux
Stoneheartedlady
such a brilliantly terrible movie. It's one of my Christmas "must-see" films
krispypictures
fourstrokes
My wife’s dad stole his truck in the 80’s.
AntiCircleJerker
I hate Tim Burton movies. They always seem dark for no reason, like a goth kid wanting attention. BUT Batman and Batman Returns were GREAT!
Paperromance
To reprise the role of Batman and to save the franchise.. take my money now. Plz see if Tim Burton is available.
Rikkytikky
Quailman is the best
KrautMick
Sauroctonus
Does he produce tiny eggs?
copingcabana
NightmaresKiss
This is by far my favourite moment in any Batman movie
OurLordLucifer
He means Beetlejuice. The unsung superhero. Mainly because if u sing his name 3 times...
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
AHornyRhino
Nice fuckin' model! *honk* *honk*
ReadOnlyMemories
Betelgeuse
CallMeBaconLord
Betelgeuse
DukeDarkwood
"Bet all guys...?" - Mr. Maitland reading it in the brochure. - About the best support for Beetlejuice's name really being the star's name.
EliMFrost
I've never liked Kimmel and I still can't figure out why, is it his voice, his attitude? I don't know and it bugs me
Imustupvotealltacos
Get close to him. Let things unfold naturally
CyrilConnolly
I know it's you Matt Damon, just give it up.
ingelri
He's not *bad*, he's just kind of generic and boring. Conan is what's up.
eadanke
He'll always be "The Man Show" sidekick to me.
xochiluvr
Yes!
mishalala
And Win Ben Steins Money
SirBrendan
Latent homosexual feelings, obviously.
EliMFrost
You might be right
ZanarkandAbes
Why waste your time caring any further to figure it out? Aside for attention. Focus your anger towards a hobby and create a passion.
UncleVenoM
Gaaaaaaay
EliMFrost
Oh I absolutely don't care, just wondered if anyone felt the same, also I don't feel angry just bugged by him.
PunnyPunenstein
Keaton will always be the best batman ever.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Beetlejuice didn't help haunt the house of a newly-dead couple just so you can refer to him as 'Spider-Man's Nemisis'
Raccoonlifeainteasy
She touched my pepe, Steve
TheOvy
Well, Kimmel did get Keaton to say "I'm Batman" one last time
rockfireman
Him on SNL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRZGFLyxjY
SickOfThisCessPool
I really liked him as the Vulture, Batman, Beetlejuice, and the villain from the Robocop reboot
DelaysAction
Of all the MCU movies, Spiderman is the only one where the villain actually wins the last fight.
SlightlyFabricated
I actually thought that Vulture was the most interesting villain so far in the MCU.
DelaysAction
Yeah, so few villains in movies come across as a real threat, but that scene with him and Peter in the car was so good at building tension.
Nephaston
Helmut Zemo in Civil War. Granted, he didn't fight actually, but he did win technically.
DelaysAction
That is true, but as you also stated, he did not fight. The fact that Spiderman actually loses the fight is what is interesting to me.
Nephaston
Agreed. Maybe we'll get more Stories like this after Infinity War.
DelaysAction
Yeah I like that they are developing some good villains lately. Having Zemo actually win by not even fighting was unexpected and refreshing.
ovelanimimerkki
No that's Birdman! The greatest superhero of them all!
ItHurtsWheniPoo
No. See below:
CaptainnTurk
He should try to be the Bird Person next.
DoctorDanielJackson
Such a great movie.
wheresthebaby
I hated that movie
iamthisguy247
I thought Birdman was an attorney?
UsernameMatt
I was like, Keaton is not Harvey Birdman attorney of law. Of law? Or is it at law? Weird.
VigorousButtstuff
That would be fun to see Keaton playing Harvey in a movie adaptation. Or being sued by Harvey for a trademark violation.
OurLordLucifer
Harvey Birdman. He is just trying to get by
JohnBravere
No, that was Keanu Reeves. You're thinking of the Devils Advocate. Birdman is the guy who heads Stark Industries.
TheIndigoFoxx
No Dayman is a birdman attorney
meltedfaceguy
Bird law. Very important field to be in.
lestrat
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
One of my old gifs showing up :')
imanupvotewhore
AstronautChicken
Man i gotta orgabize my folders
NullSecc
Attaroo
Dude, that was like 5 batmans ago...
PunnyPunenstein
yeah but the best never stops being the best
Attaroo
He was the best actor to play the part, agreed. However, even I could break him like a twig. :D
KeepingSummerSafe
Michael Keaton was probably my least favorite Batman, he looked more like a Ghostbusters reject.
debugstatement
I, for one, am happy with this Michael Keaton comeback.
Zixtank
Loed him in Homecoming. Not often you see such a villain.
herrau
Also he’s the right kind of villain, as in someone who has reasons for it and can be argued to not exactly be a villain.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Greatest batman ever:)
ColoneISanders
Someone, somewhere said his name three times.
debugstatement
hahahah. brilliant. +1
USD1
He's done such a good job lately it's a mystery to me as to why he was on hiatus for so long.
Gdan79
Probably had enough money didn't feel the need to do much he didn't want to do
USD1
Probably. It could be a myriad of reasons. I'm glad he seems to be doing well.
shootan
Birdman is an EXCELLENT movie. Highly recommend. Going to watch it again today.
spookysprout
Gonna watch this tonight bc of this, one of my faves!
PersonalityFire
I would say don't get too attached to any beloved male actors these days. :/
debugstatement
fair point.
copingcabana
How many upvotes should this get?
realmdweller
iFartinMyCar
whatever it takes man!
JackScagnetti1
I don't care what people say, I hated birdman.
RushHourRocker
I liked it personally, but I could see some points people wouldn't like. Might not be a film for everyone.
TildaShift
I respect your opinion, I don’t share it but I respect it.
Bobacrow79
You’re totally allowed to have that opinion as long as you acknowledge that your opinion is wrong.
DrunkenWeasel
You're wrong.
greyrey
A wrong opinion huh?
DrunkenWeasel
What are you talking about, there's plenty of wrong opinions. Like saying the white race is the superior race.
greyrey
That's a pretty much the Hitler card.
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
The Founder was a very solid movie. I appreciated his acting
armedandfriendly
And The other guys
Boufus
Birdman was fucking amazing
Torrello
Spotlight was pretty rad too
Hutchy01
Certainly one of my favourites of last year just for the unexpected quality.
Nykidemus
She touched my peppy, Steve.
kutison
He played a perfect parody of a police captain in "The Other Guys"
debugstatement
I had forgotten all about that. Great role.
Boodablitz
Can we just get it over with and say “fuck” on TV now without it being “news” worthy?
ilovetolaughHAHAHA
I ended up watching The Witcher just for the emphatic way Geralt says 'fuck' in every episode. Still the highlight of that show for me.
iamthisguy247
Yeah especially on a talk show that airs at midnight?
Radix865
Pretty sure at some point they're gonna have to censor the bleeps too after they become a synonym with profanities. "You can't bleep on TV!"
martyrmike
USA network seems to have done away with this. I.E. current season of Mr. Robot.
dirtehscandi
Same with FX, but I'm pretty positive it's just after 9pm
CardinalCanuck
I enjoy British TV. They calk each other cunts and there is no bleeps or anything
ColoneISanders
Caulking each other's cunts sounds extremely uncomfortable
shmekie
But watertight.
Sauroctonus
Well, after 9 o'clock, we do.
Jonesy343
Sweating and blood (little swears like shit) now happen before 9
Sauroctonus
Good point. Though fucks and cunts mostly happen after.
Sauroctonus
I think they've even started saying things like "bitch" in soaps.
Treblaine
Sweating was a post-watershed limit? Sweat? God, these rules were written by the most middle class people imaginable.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
I suspect that's a typo for "swearing".
SJohnson23
Jonesy343
Oh I meant Swearing lol, autocorrected
RandAIFlagg
Was...was that what you took away from this? That he said fuck? I didn't even think twice about it until your comment.
RandAIFlagg
in fact I went back to see if he did because it seemed like a strange comment, it seemed so normal
cujo67
Something tells me you were born in the 2000’s...
RandAIFlagg
bout 20 years earlier than that
ClassyEddie
Best Batman of all time.
Maitrify
Disagree. Val Kilmer was better, but George Clooney was worse
heXonyou
I actually thought Val Kilmer was pretty decent at Batman, but NOWAY is he better than Keaton
Maitrify
Keaton and his directors tried for little too much of a cartoony approach a la Adam West. Not saying that's bad but I prefer darker themes
Maitrify
Agreed. That and Clooney both attempte to recapture that Adam West magic. Keaton was closer which is why it was entertaining, Clooney wasnot
ColonelSteveSanders
WrongUn
Thank you!!! Every time I say this on imgur I get crucified. Glad to see one of us made it through!
xochiluvr
This imgur needs an enema.
ckmacneil2000
Kevin Conroy, no contest.
Slayerformayor
we have to draw a line between the voice and live action roles. I agree that he is fantastic however.
RehtaehNilmah
You wanna get nuts?? Cmon! Let’s get nuts!
shootan
Can't forget his famous bat-turn since he couldn't turn his head at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifie7HyVvdo
PhillyPhlash
2nd to Adam West
xochiluvr
Yes!
iheartsbewbs
Adam West
PunjabiMacgyver
THANK. YOU. FOR SAYING THIS. every time i say it, im attacked and then have to leave the country every few months
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
That’s because everybody on here is fucking twelve. My 20 year old sister thinks n64 is the original Nintendo ffs.
PunjabiMacgyver
hahahahaha we are officially old. time to commit sodoku.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Would love for him to come back for a live action movie of Batman of the Future (Beyond) as old man Bruce Wayne.
mintybanana
ThatDiceGuy
William Dafoe as the old man joker anyone?
GifsAreMyFetish
ZeRootOfAllEvil
2nd Best
DukeDarkwood
West Batman, Best Batman! (Keaton a very good second, though.)
HMatti
I just love that this is all unnecesary gifs while using mobile
TomGetsIt
From one mobile user to another: you can turn off automatic gif playback and still read the text.
HMatti
Ow ill do that thanks
IamfunatpartiesIknow
How do I do that?
TomGetsIt
Imgur>profile>settings>gif playback>never
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Thanks