ColonelSteveSanders

13424 pts · July 21, 2014


With friends like you, who needs friends?

Jerk cat’s reaction to $75 “FUN-der Dome”

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 312

My new coffee cup is the one who knocks.

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 722

MRW I'm 9 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift at a homeless youth shelter and everyone is asleep but me.

Points 37
Comments 6
Views 1609

Wolverine by the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 875

Look at this tiny ass baby changing station I saw in a men’s room poop stall.

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 142

Anyone else ever use one of these to hook up your Nintendo back in the day?

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 389

FF3 Maps

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 318

Weird but true fact of the day.

Points -5
Comments 14
Views 394

When it rains, it pours.

Points 18
Comments 16
Views 534

A few graphics I’ve found useful in the past.

Points 6
Comments 26
Views 655

I injected too many marijuanas. Enjoy these GIFts that keep on giving.

Points 1724
Comments 64
Views 142570

This painting sucks.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 241

A plane was grounded due to a “fart fight” between passengers.

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 697

I'm three years sober today!!!

Points 2122
Comments 140
Views 122170

I stole this off Facebook and it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. C3PO is in no way programmed for hand to hand combat, especially against a high-level Sith Lord.

Points 14
Comments 17
Views 559

Five different collectible covers? Hell yes! I’ll take three of each!

Points 17
Comments 9
Views 790

MRW I bring my full basket of groceries to the “12 Items or Less” checkout line and end up having exactly 12 items

Points 5
Comments 6
Views 448

Stolen from Facebook, but cool and useful.

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 961

Cause and effect.

Points 51
Comments 19
Views 1552

Just found out my uncle looks just like the guy who plays King Robert on GoT, only goofier.

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 249

I'll never lose that loving feeling.

Points 868
Comments 73
Views 71403

MRW my punk ass nephew talks shit on Facebook just because he beat me at basketball for the first time in his life.

Points -1
Comments 7
Views 90

Fingercuffs.

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 193

There's a strict "No Motorola Razr" policy at my university library.

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 183

I work overnight shifts at a homeless shelter. It’s 3:30 a.m. and everyone is asleep except for me. I stand sentry, stoic and alone. Here’s some stuff from my phone for you to look at.

Points 36
Comments 8
Views 2207

Truth.

Points 22
Comments 8
Views 941

How big things are, compared to other things.

Points 107
Comments 25
Views 4098

What I say to my dad when I also get him a present on Mothers Day.

Points 121
Comments 18
Views 7109

Hey Rust Cohle, what do you call the female version of the clown from that one Stephen King story?

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 731

Keep your chin up. Life rules.

Points 10
Comments 3
Views 583

When my GF takes control of the thermostat.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 404

"A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it." - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting

Points 808
Comments 63
Views 23734

A reminder to all you Space Monkeys.

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 550

Larry Armstrong reacts to news of his identical twin brother's untimely death.

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 679

MRW Jesse Custer carves my scalp to resemble the tip of a wiener.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 853

MRW an elephant farts in my face, because I'm fuckin' weird and I think it's delicious.

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 787

Bully gets owned. Don't mess with the quiet big ones.

Points 22
Comments 14
Views 941

Goat Boy speaks truth.

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 563

Enjoy this amazing set of sweet, sweet titties.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 372

Happy Birthday Kurt!

Points 71
Comments 12
Views 3021

Gangster breakfast for playboys.

Points 0
Comments 6
Views 257

Indonesians dressing up their dead.

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 457

What the fuck?

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 516

It all makes sense now. I finally understand.

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 448

Can he?

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 251

Goddamnit.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 163

Whenever I see a post sitting at -1 point in usersub.

Points 39
Comments 3
Views 1563

Curry Sweet Potato Wedges! Delicious! Super easy to make! Nutritious! Cheap!

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 505

Savage dump: A cultural icon.

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 482

Celebrity Mugshots!

Points 70
Comments 16
Views 2552

Brothers in life, reunited in death.

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 278

Mini dump for when you're taking a dump.

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 498

Right now, in Heaven:

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 665

MRW the top comment on my post has more points than the post itself.

Points 1
Comments 7
Views 579

Gotta stock up for the apocalypse!

Points 23
Comments 1
Views 108

BEHOLD!!! The great unifier!!!

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 627
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