Jerk cat’s reaction to $75 “FUN-der Dome”
My new coffee cup is the one who knocks.
MRW I'm 9 hours into a 12-hour overnight shift at a homeless youth shelter and everyone is asleep but me.
Wolverine by the legendary Bill Sienkiewicz
Look at this tiny ass baby changing station I saw in a men’s room poop stall.
Anyone else ever use one of these to hook up your Nintendo back in the day?
FF3 Maps
Weird but true fact of the day.
When it rains, it pours.
A few graphics I’ve found useful in the past.
I injected too many marijuanas. Enjoy these GIFts that keep on giving.
This painting sucks.
A plane was grounded due to a “fart fight” between passengers.
I'm three years sober today!!!
I stole this off Facebook and it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. C3PO is in no way programmed for hand to hand combat, especially against a high-level Sith Lord.
Five different collectible covers? Hell yes! I’ll take three of each!
MRW I bring my full basket of groceries to the “12 Items or Less” checkout line and end up having exactly 12 items
Stolen from Facebook, but cool and useful.
Cause and effect.
Just found out my uncle looks just like the guy who plays King Robert on GoT, only goofier.
I'll never lose that loving feeling.
MRW my punk ass nephew talks shit on Facebook just because he beat me at basketball for the first time in his life.
Fingercuffs.
There's a strict "No Motorola Razr" policy at my university library.
I work overnight shifts at a homeless shelter. It’s 3:30 a.m. and everyone is asleep except for me. I stand sentry, stoic and alone. Here’s some stuff from my phone for you to look at.
Truth.
How big things are, compared to other things.
What I say to my dad when I also get him a present on Mothers Day.
Hey Rust Cohle, what do you call the female version of the clown from that one Stephen King story?
Keep your chin up. Life rules.
When my GF takes control of the thermostat.
"A *real* native is someone who is willing to die fighting for his country. There's nothing more to it." - Bill "The Butcher" Cutting
A reminder to all you Space Monkeys.
Larry Armstrong reacts to news of his identical twin brother's untimely death.
MRW Jesse Custer carves my scalp to resemble the tip of a wiener.
MRW an elephant farts in my face, because I'm fuckin' weird and I think it's delicious.
Bully gets owned. Don't mess with the quiet big ones.
Goat Boy speaks truth.
Enjoy this amazing set of sweet, sweet titties.
Happy Birthday Kurt!
Gangster breakfast for playboys.
Indonesians dressing up their dead.
What the fuck?
It all makes sense now. I finally understand.
Can he?
Goddamnit.
Whenever I see a post sitting at -1 point in usersub.
Curry Sweet Potato Wedges! Delicious! Super easy to make! Nutritious! Cheap!
Savage dump: A cultural icon.
Celebrity Mugshots!
Brothers in life, reunited in death.
Mini dump for when you're taking a dump.
Right now, in Heaven:
MRW the top comment on my post has more points than the post itself.
Gotta stock up for the apocalypse!
BEHOLD!!! The great unifier!!!