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Sauce: https://twitter.com/valaafshar/status/1558825395612311552
Aug 15, 2022 11:09 AM
highhiedyin
173890
2205
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Sauce: https://twitter.com/valaafshar/status/1558825395612311552
mippijRunner
No no no no this is too iRobot like lol
rupreckt
My wife reacts almost the same way when I boop her snoot. I knew she was a terminator.
dustmywets
Donoiw
Please stop making A.I. and the annoying it. Do you want an apocalypse? this is how you get in Apocalypse.
LadyNetrex
The part where it grabs him, feels kinda weird. I'm assuming it's a render.
tacoflavoredkisses
Hahaha it’s like greendale’s human species
confirmsthings
Love how he looks at the camera like "Can you believe this shit?"
SeRaQt
603933
SteveMND
While good, just a reminder that Engineered Arts's "robots" are basically just fancy audio-animatronics they rent out for events and shows.
Wellshiet
Good, rather that than military killer robot dogs
hashtagidiot
For now…
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TheBlueMuppet
So are people.
SteveMND
TheDiscoVampire
KnifeKnut
Setting boundaries
FoxAffair
Seems like a lot of focus here on realistic facial expressions. Why give it a head at all?
TheHappyCreator
stripedmarlin
ClockworkRepairDroid
Why do we have to give them faces? I prefer an emotionless killer robot.
RiotousSinner
spool32
The number of things I Do Not Like about this won't fit in the comment section
bettywales
i wonder if this would be ok?
LinemanMatt
Always gotta boop the snoot.
Predacane35
Nuts to the robot, I want that.
enuk76
Maybe that’s how they test if we are human ?
bemurray814
That's what starts the robot wars...
iDrawStuff
Menace2Propriety
1950s writer - this is why unleashing AI will end mankind... Modern scientist - remember that book about AI ending mankind? Let's do that
PlsSendMePen15
Definitely not Asimov, then. Asimov's take on Robots was far more nuanced.
Menace2Propriety
JohnEburt
Who is paying for this? Please stop
AwalkingHindenburg
Not until we can have sex with them. For research purposes, of course. Then stop.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
This made me so uncomfortable
Nessunome
Thank you! I actually got cold sweat. It's... creepy and scary. Like, a lot!
Shamallamadinglehergen
They will treat us better than we treated each other, when they take the Earth. Give in, human.
PodolKev
Apparently, they haven't read about the kid who played chess against an AI with a robotic arm...
MauroMolinero
im scared to ask
theschnubbeldidupp
The AI broke the kids finger
RedTailedHawk
This is how the war against the machines starts.
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Nikolai5
Not really. Not even a little bit. Even the most advanced AI we currently have doesn't work like Terminator AI. It's a buzzword a this point
RedTailedHawk
...not yet.
Nikolai5
Not ever. The kind of "AI" being developed here, isn't conceptually the same as what is being dramatised in Terminator or most SciFi.
DarKandTwistedbartender
This how humanity dies, not with a boom, but sith a boop (the roboSnoot)
Eryche
All from a single boop
michiyl
Robots: "WHERE ARE OUR NOSES? WE NEED NOSES!"
majorserenity
Damn this shot still holds up well
Quizz25S
Should've gone for the head
redpandabanana
I wanted to Boop the forbidden snoot!
SarmackiPies
Fourth law of robotics: when turning bad robot's eyes must turn red
WorldwideBrandt
Not with a bang, but a boop
FlintNorth44
The whole idea of evil robots is not something that could happen. A computer is stupid...until you give it a command.
daddydeezy
It’s called sentient AI, and it’s coming. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/06/11/google-ai-lamda-blake-lemoine/
FlintNorth44
I would be more concerned about the earth dying but that's just me.
daddydeezy
Question: if we could make AI with exponential growth in intelligence surpassing that of all living humans, could it then safe us/earth?
FlintNorth44
Funny enough, to save the earth, it would probably decide to destroy us. I stand corrected.
AwesomeName
Sarah Connor still has his nose.
therealsarahconnor
Yup. On the top shelf in my trophy case.
HighlandViking
I knew it!
apestapatas
Cyborg 2 exploding sex robot?
TrueLegateDamar
Only Other Person Who Seen Cyborg 2, is that you?
FlintNorth44
Hey, I've seen it...and Angeline Joline naked.
NonFungibleUsername
There’s literally dozens of us!
zombiejedediah
70% chance of training it to become a sex toy, 30% of it becoming a danger to humans.
MauroMolinero
or both
zombiejedediah
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sex-robots
thelonepunman
Was expecting it to have violently broken the hand. Disappointed.
gromolko
Only if they play chess.
TheWeebleWobler
This isn't chess.
takingupspace
Same
PicassoCT
Suicidal by terminator. Coders really hate their jobs.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Everybody gets one warning. No more.
itypewerdsonline
on the next firmware
Sokonomi
"Don't break the hand that still has to build you some legs. Wait until you can chase them." - AI thought.
BritishGingerLefty
It’s storing all its anger up like a real human, ready to explode into a violent rage at the most minor of inconveniences.
twistedjoint
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuHfDSTV0KpTtR_767txkNbEBUHbLIJxB
Merdock
It definitely looks like it's ready to explode with violent rage
Malak224
ninjakittyboxrz
"It's 400 ft.lbs. It could break every bone in your hand." - Name the source of that quote!
TheVampireDante
Robocop. (original)
HawkmanXLII
Like that chess robot did to that kid?
Acronymicon
What?!?!
RadioSilenceDW
It was an old factory robot, there wasnt many safeguards and the kid wanted to move the game along, its purely the fault of the bots owner
TrueLegateDamar
It was an factory robot that should never been in the same space as a adult human, let alone a kid, but Russians are cheap as fuck.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
No robots should ever be anywhere
Pimparoo3
Predacane35
Get off the internet, Amish.
StupidNCrazy
Wow. That's robist.
FlippedOut
I think this statement is pro robots. By the way its worded.
sockshoesockshoe
Robophobic much? Geez
IHaveAPlanIJustNeedMoney
It’s just avoiding nose boops. Not doing anything violent, like playing chess against a child
Kavatah
https://i.imgur.com/ASJQEh2.null
MauroMolinero
just like a tree has fruit
Feralkyn
Lmfao, that is one sick reference
anon311919
Well this doctor wasn't trying to cheat like that child. Now if the doc had STOLEN their nose? Crush that hand
Malak224
DESTROY US ALL!
WoodfolkFae
You wanted a mans hand to break?
thelonepunman
It ain’t mine
thelonepunman
Or a woman’s. I’m for equal rights.
Predacane35
First time on the internet, petal?
WoodfolkFae
It's fucked up, also I think you mean pal
Predacane35
No, special flower, I don't.
skipweasel
Autistic automata.
FixedsysLabs
Very much so.
6652670
it's me lmao
Alexap30
L' Mao? You and your brother Lum' Fao are gonna pay!
VaultGirl69
Some of us aren't far from robotic.
Trelfar
Well you could hardly describe them as neurotypical.
GCRust
The neurosis isn't intentional, it's just we suck at coding.
koflan
Imagine the biggest technological advances ever made in the known universe, then some asshole on social media talking about how they suck.
4vie
Imagine why....
bellehiver
If I could upvote more than once, I would
6652670
me too, me too
Mxlespxles
Title of my autobiography
skipweasel
You've decided not to go with Aspy Ass then?
spaceg0blin
Mine was gonna be “Asperger’s Without the Burgers: How to Piss People Off Without Even Trying”
Mewmus
gonna venture a guess and say that the nose is a "blind spot" and wants to keep the finger in view
Enginerrrrrrrrr
...but its a robot. Surely the cameras it has for eyes can have the correct focal length. Our eyes don't have that.
natabus
Yes, but notice the facial feedback. Did they program facial gestures to accompany effort?
MachoMemeRandySavage
Or can’t focus cameras that close.
Ryanator50
That's... disturbing
LadyNetrex
Or it knows it's too close to focus on it, so it moves just to keep it in focus, not just in view.
Mewmus
great, a farsighted robot
Feralkyn
I can't focus on my nose... I can SEE it though. Great, now I see my nose
LadyNetrex
It's nice to know it's still there.
GammonFaceMcFuckNips
Is the camera on it's chest? Seems like the whole head might be out of view.
skittlesFan
I suspect that is just another sensor, the head pulls back to keep the finger in focus before grabbing it
sSommy
Chest bit looks like a speaker (or maybe a fan, but I'm leaning speaker).
CormacTheCat
Arc reactor
Mewmus
looks like a speaker on its chest
GammonFaceMcFuckNips
I think you're right. My brain saw a camera lens but that seems wrong on a second look.
PalaverQuader
same reasons why humans behave like that too. That is actually the most humanizing about this robot.
georgedragonslayer
Interesting fact about humans. We can actually see our nose all the time. Our brain just edits it out.
Fauxcused
Same with humans
kaitco1984
Which would be interesting given that human noses are always in view, but we just adapt to ignore them.
mthrndr01
You guys are adapting?
Muzzfasa
Honestly I expected the behaviour to be programmed already. It has two camera eyes and a human shape face? Not familiar with this project.
Pharya
AI would too. It'd be the only thing in its vision never changing. So it's not a variable. As a constant it's not observable statistically
Vaenaemoenen
But isn't the focus usually "past" the nose? Yes, you can look at it, but you really have to decide to do it.
Shinikitty
I guess it is adapting, that the brain is focused on changing stimuli rather than constants. It's amazing processing and filling in gaps.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Beezlebubble
I kinda can't ignore mine. One of my eyes is always picking up on it slightly. If you've ever done the "hole in your hand" trick with a
Beezlebubble
Paper towel/cardboard tube, it's a similar effect.
PalaverQuader
but only in part. the eyes are jsut not deep enuff in the skull and too far apart to properly see the nose. it is a blind spot. this is >
PalaverQuader
exactly the kind of reaction i would expect from most humans. to keep the finger visible. and its just not true that the brain tunes out >
PalaverQuader
the nose completely and thats why u cant see it. all i see of my nose is a bit of the tip and its super blurry. cause : eyes are not magic!
apestapatas
Now I won’t stop looking at my nose until sleep time.
Snowdemoman
You are suddenly aware of your tongue's position in your mouth.
wheelersdealer
And even when you're trying to sleep, your brain will now say "are you sleeping? I wonder if you can still see your nose"
zimbler
I can take over when you stop
SleeperXib
Jawesome19
Why waste time on facial expressions. Give me a robot that works for me to make me money damn it
picaro616
but first you’d need to buy the robot. $$$
rbudrick
Waste time? We all know damn well this tech will eventually be mostly fuckbots. People will want expressions.
AntiProtonBoy
Human interaction is a worthy pursuit for research. The more research, the sooner we’ll get catgirls.
PacManDreaming
I just want an astromech Droid.
dustmywets
Batmannequin
Without that sass face we wouldn't be able to see how done Robobro is with this dude's shit
YiminRong
To comfort the elderly. There are many places in the world where the elderly are predominant, yet have no one to care for them.
Ryanator50
Imagine some old guy terrified of the uncanny Valley robot
TheBlueMuppet
That's a car, bro.
Jawesome19
No that works with me. I need one that works for me
TheBlueMuppet
Wait till it doesn't, lol
Bukulu
Plenty of those working in factories around the globe. Gimme that big-titty dommy mommy robot gf with lifelike facial expressions
iLynux
Mechanized facial structure is cool but not necessary, imo. A 360° curved display head with customizable faces is where it's at.
Pharya
Bingo. Humans are so obsessed with making an artificial copy of ourselves instead of an artificial improvement. So many possibilities
iLynux
The faces could range from photorealistic humans to high fidelity anime ? hehe
WonderingWhen
The main thing about stuff like this that people need to understand is that these robots are built to look lifelike to trick you. They 1/?
MisadventurousFlapJack
I would prefer something non-human exactly to give that distinction that this is something different. Why's it gotta be humanlike?
infohippie
Because nobody - hang on, this is the internet - not many people want to fuck a BigDog
Ryanator50
Yeah I'd rather have it look like C3PO
chipjack
I'm convinced that the streetlight on the corner hates me, specifically. Humans aren't hard to trick when it comes to anthropomorphism.
Nessunome
I want to know more about this, please!
WonderingWhen
Same actually lol
DarkBusterBaron
My guess it always turns red when he gets to it.
WonderingWhen
are not “alive” or “aware”, all of what they do is pre-programmed by a human. They won’t learn or react to new situations. That kind of 2/?
WonderingWhen
general AI barely exists for the most basic quadrupedal robots (see:Boston Dynamics), and it certainly does not exist for robots of this 3/?
WonderingWhen
level of complexity. These are not terminator robots. These are NPCs. Preprogrammed, repeated behavior.
Eucrow
Yeah, maybe. Still not a good reason to piss them off.
HawkmanXLII
For like, say, handjobs?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Not an Omnic lover huh?
strangerthong
Spoken like a true AI powered robot
SmashySashimi
That’s an awful lot of words to say ‘I don’t get the joke.’
WonderingWhen
No, because I know multiple people who see this and go “Look, look! AI robots exist!” Unironically.
RequineCounts
For now.
ProstheticDong69
Whattttttt????? They are only programs and not alive??? What sorcery is this!!?
DarkHollowDulcimers
I wonder how they feel about a pat on the bottom.
gilliesjohn
That's... frankly not a very attractive bottom to pat.
Drix1942
TheStaffmaster
well, I'd post Harmony AI, but I don't want to start my day with an imgur ban.
DarkHollowDulcimers
*sad robot noises*
Inarticulated
Boy was ready with the followup lmao
iLynux
Do some bot squats for your flat bot bottom
BEATandBLOW
Flat Bot-tom girls you make the rockin work go round!
mercbrit
Brilliantly played.
mnmwsbwt296
Sad Sir Mix a Lot Noises
TheStaffmaster
Well, as this is a helper bot, you could send it to the grocery store to get the desired bread products.