Greenland, 2026.
Second breakfast gang.
I just want this orange shit to be history.
My Pasmo card is a promise to go back to Japan. I love Japan.
Somehow...Gandalf survived.
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When unkempt incels hold a door open for a "female", and they don't get 1 sex on the spot.
Alina Li
When your wish for a nymphomaniac finally comes true.
Sasha Grey.
Religion is bedtime stories for adults who are afraid of death.
Which Tolkien books have you read?
Your mom when you
I like Daisy Taylor a lot. :)
I didn't know Duolingo resorts to guilt tripping, lol.
Me to WW3, and the end of mankind.
If objectively evil people disappeared today, would you think it'd be 10% of all population, a quarter, half, more? I think about it. Most likely I'm not qualified as a genuinely good person, either.
To the countries coming to our aid in Greenland:
A toast to Sir David Suchet, also known as Hercule Poirot.
Unexplainable experiences. Ever had one?
"Landry on Fox News: Greenland loves and embraces USA." Note: We do not, lol.
Orange manchild throwing a tantrum on the world stage.
Greenlander here. We don't want American bullshit here. We have education, healthcare and a real justice system.
Making my way downtown, with a spear, in my hand. Ninininininineeee!
They didn't die, THEY DID NAWT!!
View from a tiny town in northern Greenland.
Traditional fishing in Sri Lanka.
I looked up at a tall building and felt uneasy.
Windstorm knocked over the town christmas tree, but it's still kicking and screaming.
The first phone call ever made.
Not my OC. I just liked it enough to repost it without shame. :)
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!!
I live in Greenland, and no one here wants to be American.
"Sharks tested positive for cocaine off the coast of Brazil." Bears first, now sharks?! Article found on a Danish news site.
Not even Sisyphus knows my struggle.
Guys, remember to hibernate your cows once every 3rd lunar cycle.
For my disheartened friends all over the world, remember:
When I woke up this morning.
It's possible to have nice things.
Hey, you.
Inuit trampoline, Point Barrow, 1924.
Pls, no "Hold my beer" moments, guys.
I don't think any of us are going to a paradise when we're destroying the current one, right here on Earth.
"The Egg" by Andy Weir. Worth a lot more than the two minutes it takes to read it.
Tomb Raider 2 theme just brings me back 25 years.
Two days of doing absolutely nothing! :D
STOP!...dissociation time! ♪ Naa-na-na-nah ♫ Na-nah ♪ Na-nah ♫
Yes, you.
We all did this when we pretended to die.
*Crumch*
And sometimes I get a laugh at my expense. Win win.
A Ghost of The Rings meme I just made.
DEEEEEATH!!!
The man on the left was Arkaluk Bianco who survived an encounter with a polar bear by playing dead. He was a Greenlandic photographer in the mid 1900s.
"I ded. Pls give life insurance payout to my wife."
When you hear about awful people who failed at making any kind of legacy.
I hope aliens come with peace AND dank memes.
A smol Lord of The Rings dump of my previous posts.
Hashafashasha.
What do you call the thing where archers put their arrows? Boromir.