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Mikeiller
I always wonder which ones are just people lying for attention and which ones are true. I'm also not sure which one would be more pathetic
xfragilistic
I feel like propelling someone out of your vagina should merit some sort of award.
CornCobMcGee
i feel like there should be an unspoken contest among women on who can launch the man in their life the farthest.
xfragilistic
this needs to be a thing.
curlytwerp
The 'wanking over the queen' one seems based on essential Brit comedy Peep Show, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArQNEqZjAY
SirLeon
I came looking for this.
thewholegoddamnbanana
Was hoping someone would catch this!
Ryknel
Vagcannon for president!!!
bittercold
reginaphalangebananahammock
Vagcannon! That's hilarious! I
frostedflakes13
To MeanWinchester
JHuggans
No, he just like to recycle. *ugh, typing that gave me the shivers*
MeanWinchester
only half ;)
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Same here. ;)
frostedflakes13
I fixed it with my mad Photoshop skills
?1
Erotes
Heh I'd have fun with that half. ;)
MarthaWayne
Sooo...this week I've learned there are far too many pedophiles/pedophile sympathizers on imgur. Am I the only one bothered by this?
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
PEDOPHILES ARE PEOPLE TOO. DID YOU KNOW, MOST PEDOS NEVER TOUCH A CHILD AND MOST CHILD MOLESTERS ARE NOT ACTUALLY PEDOPHILES?
TheDarkPotato
All most of these people are saying is that he should get help. What other option is there at this point?
MarthaWayne
And I agree he should get help, but it's mostly this in addition to the posts earlier this week that made front page, got to me.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
I don't sympathize, but I empathize. I know it's completely unacceptable to think of a child sexually, but I also consider how unfortunate
kapteinsabeltann
Admitting there is a problem is a step in the right direction at least.
mufunyo
I think there are quite a few in society in general, but mass demonisation has closeted them all, understandably.
Katrin931
I had a sympathizer fight with me the other day. Calling me and "Unforgiving bitch" Because I wouldn't date someone who had those thoughts.
ionichummingbird
How dare you make standards about the people you date.
Katrin931
That's exactly what I got from it. Ugh. It was strange.
77Lemons
Nope, I feel bad they cannot help their urges but people like this anon is doing nothing to avoid the girl, just being an absolute creep!
Barackovich
No, you are not the only one.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
it would be to have a disposition that you know is deemed wrong by society but you are unable to control your thoughts. Shitty situation!
thelinuxdude85
no, shits fucked yo.
Zerubbabel
I think it falls under the category of things we'd like to think aren't as common as they are. Keep in mind it was acceptable in the past.
personguy1000
Having sex with children is bad mmk? Thinking about it isn't except for who is thinking it. Also the guy in the post said "mature body".
jetman123
Having the occasional sexual thought regarding someone underage doesn't make you a pedophile. Human sexuality is odd like that.
thisischarchar
Sure. I can fantasize about mass murder and putting it into play, but that doesn't make me a mass murderer.
jetman123
Exactly.
Pocc
What have you been seeing?
MarthaWayne
Earlier this week someone posted a confession bear about how they got a vasectomy b/c they were turned on by children (even went as far 1/?
MarthaWayne
as molesting their younger sibling) and everyone was applauding him for his "taking action" and posting it publicly, and then someone 2/?
MarthaWayne
someone else posted something bashing anyone who had anything bad to say about confession bear pedophile, and how he as a problem and we 3/?
MarthaWayne
should applaud him getting a vasectomy. Now this "stay classy" confession. Shit's fucked. I'm sorry, it's just not acceptable. 4/5
Pocc
Oh right. I've seen that actually. The problem is there is a big difference between a pedophile and a child molestor /1
Pocc
I don't think people typically choose their fetishes, and honestly I don't understand the minds of those people, but the fact is /2
Pocc
liking something does not mean you're going to rape/hurt it. Just because a guy likes women doesnt automatically mean he will molest them /3
FirstLobster
There are two types of people in this world, those who pee in the shower...and liars.
DNG2016
Ew gross! I never pee in the shower! I mean sometimes a little leaks out when I take a shit
SerialKitten666
I think it's absurd that people shower without using the toilet 1st but even so, I will get out, dry off a bit and use the toilet if i must
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/j0LpYoS
wandergeist
Never have. Never will. Never knew anyone else did it either until I was in my 30s.
Kisato
Isn't this a RoosterTeeth reference?
WillieMammoth
Truth be told...i try to pee in the toilet from the shower
nanananananananananaBatman
*dirty fucking liars..
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
actualy i don;t have a shower just a bath
PuppyDontCare
*those who pay attention to the smell of their pee and compare to food..... and liars
Chevellefreak90
There are two other types of people also... those that masturbate and liars
FirstLobster
There should be a sequel to "Everybody Poops" called "Everybody 'Bates"
HannahAbbott
sometimes it makes me want to eat popcorn :/
lanadellove
I once had a 20 minute argument with a guy who found it completely shocking and disgusting that people pee in the shower
SerialKitten666
It is disgusting though. Always empty your body before getting in the shower. It's not difficult. Pretty basic fucking skill and hygeine
JimWest
Seriously! I agree.
FirstLobster
That is not someone I'd care to know.
JhericFury
There really isn't. I honestly don't, the toilet is like two feet away, why?
Tanishh
I did ONCE when our toilet was broken and it was like a ten minute walk to the nearest public one. Washed it off really well though.
IPutBaconInTheSoap
You make me sick
JimWest
Cannot upvote enough. Y'all are gross.
farorevalor
I pee on a schedule. Once when I wake up, once during the day, and once before I go to bed. When I mess with this schedule, say wake up (1)
farorevalor
Earlier than I usually do, I fuck with this schedule and don't have to pee, but sometimes the hot water brings it on. And when it's 4am (2)
farorevalor
You really just don't give a shit. You're gonna wash yourself anyways. (Shrugs)
JhericFury
I mean no offense whatsoever, but it sounds like the peeing in the shower isn't big on your list of worries.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I'm always more interested to see how the usernames connect with the confessions.
spacemountain
I always wonder who changed their name for the confession and who is just really proud of what they did.
Jammiesforjami
Sees the word kegels...starts doing kegels
TheOvarianBarbarian
So glad I'm not the only one who did that.
caitynd
Wait.. ruffcats... you're a buckeye?
ninasky
O-H????? @ruffcats?
caitynd
I-O!!! @ruffcats!!
knowthyself
Why are there quotation marks around "my underwear by the time I get to work"?
drew9000
I also would like an answer @ruffcats
donutluver420glazeit
yeah I have no idea. I didn't do that lol
MeaganIsGreatish
I share your issue <3
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
I too have this issue. It's so embarassing. Coming off BC helped so much though.
isildur
I'm having trouble imagining why birth control would cause excessive quotation mark production, but I'm glad the problem has subsided.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Probably a typo. But if he edited it he should have used [these mother fuckers.]
NowaNudda
The one about the 8 year old?? Not fucking ok at all!!
jetman123
It's "not fucking ok" if you touch a child. What you do in your own headspace is your own damned business, and is often beyond your control.
AngelsinmyMouthfield
Oh I'm 17.. Who cares!?
SimplyNonsenseUponStilts
Regardless of its moral value, that's just the way things are for some people; he didn't make an active choice to pursue interest in her.
bittenkitten813
But he did- he says he enjoys checking her out when he's over. He's not avoiding or trying to mitigate it, he's continuing thinking about it
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
But that's it. What's the big deal? Not everything escalates.
MyDogJake
I have a hard time believing that someone who is taking a dick up the ass would notice a drop of liquid on their leg
rawrandotherscarynoises
from experience, you are focusing on the quite a bit actually. well I am. I'm pretty concerned with gross bodily fluids.
buttermyarse
I've never had that but i've had a guy make me bleed before. Wasn't pleasant. ..
NoiceSmart
Me too. Difficult not to focus on that, I fear what might be running down my leg. GAH!
SerialKitten666
Why? It's sudden wetness in a place you weren't expecting it...
thelinuxdude85
clearly u have never had anal
MyDogJake
never receiving.
theshruggingengineer
I was going to joke about buttered popcorn guy needing to see a doctor about that, but instead I'm going to insist that Anon see one instead
kulahan
A girl constantly being wet, regardless of sexual arousal, is a sign of PCOS. FYI.
hellgrug
I do not believe for one second Ron Swanson would masturbate to the queen..
TheyCallMeHotSauceCauseILikeHotSauce
That is the vaginal equivalent of Thor right there
reginaphalangebananahammock
The bed was super bouncy and with all the thrusting he propelled himself away from me as I forced him out of my pussy.
TheyCallMeCaptainAmerica
I have bouncy bed.
reginaphalangebananahammock
I'd love to try and re-create the scenario.... just need a volunteer
StringVariable
*scrolls up to double-check username* Need to find someonee who tickles your sense of humour, though.
thatpatguy
WarrenPolk
My thoughts as well lol
TheyCallMeCaptainAmerica
Me?
DarthSuraTheSavage
to the girl who ripped her BF's foreskin....MORE LUBE.
TheGayPenguin
Seriously, just ask any gay guy. You're gonna try anal? LUBE THAT SHIT UP. You can not use too much.
PaintedHole
@RonFuckinSwanson I'm sure you did. Even though that's what Jeremy did in Peep Show, but whatever.
GirlAfraid
My thoughts exactly! "Elgar?! Oh I've totally lost it now. Thanks a bunch, Elgar!"
RobotCosmonaut
Vaginal discharge is totally normal and plenty of women wear panty liners every day because of it. Some people just get more than others.
HollyLoutre
"He was scared of me after that" Well, NO SHIT, VAGINA-CANON!
DarkyAlan
She should do it with ping-pong balls
reginaphalangebananahammock
There's always anal :)
BenjiSchan
Prepare your inbox.
HollyLoutre
That involves muscles too! God only knows what you're able to do with those ones!
reginaphalangebananahammock
Someone downvoted me... not everyone likes anal apparently.
cavemammajamma
Only assholes don't like anal..
CerebrawlHemmorage
Apparently rip foreskin.
Fugurgledurr
So is she part of the X-men now?
moevlee
if she's ever pregnant she'll shoot out the baby in no time.
SerialKitten666
Or crush it...
MsMiyako
I read this comment in Archer's voice.
ImHotForTeacher
"TRUCK A SARAUS"
batlrar
Sterling or Mallory? Because, honestly, I could hear both!
azureraptor
This is absolutely an Archer/Pam conversation.
OzaiR2k
This could really be an Archer sketch.
HollyLoutre
That's quite an honor for my comment. Thank you kind sir!
Pornegranate
I vote that elephanteyes change her username to VaginaCannon
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I second.
reginaphalangebananahammock
VaginaCannon or VagCannon?
stinkkyminxy
Or CannonVagina!
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/l1imlfy
IInventedThePianoKeyNecktie
Definitely canon, even the author said so
mercilessloki
DontFeedTheBair
Why isn't this closer to the top?
mercilessloki
'Cause I just posted it. We must be patient.
M0MUS
I once dated a girl who was super fit and strong and orgasmed both often and easily. Every time she did it would squeeze me out.
M0MUS
She also squirted every time and it felt like her leg muscles could crush my ribcage. She was beautiful but the sex was... disconcerting
ickaickaickaptchanggggg
that happened mid-gspot-orgasm once, it was so strong.
AetherMcLoud
Because that really happened.
heterocera
No one wants to hear the truth about this.
DontFeedTheBair
I second this. There is no physical way that could happen. Take my upvote sir/madam.
blackknight64
For me, that would've been a "Challenge accepted." moment.
CerebrawlHemmorage
He hit her ejector button. http://youtu.be/Zkir0-gwIEE?t=4m5s
TeslaCoil00
I'm 100% calling bullshit on this. Out of the pussy? It happens. Off the bed? No.
reginaphalangebananahammock
bouncy bed, lots of thrusting and bouncing, i push, he gets shocked, boom and he's gone. Me plus bed plus him probably pushing himself away
FuckinTreebeard
Vagina-canon. You've made my day.
Avatar720
I prefer the Vagina-Kodak.
CryloRen
My muscles have clenched so hard after an orgasm they pushed my bf out, shut down shop and went home.
SparklingCockWaffle
I mean that's normal. Shooting your BF off the bed is not happening. Sorry, simply not happening.
NoOneIsHomeLeaveAMessage
I definitely agree with you. There is no physical way that could be achieved.
CryloRen
Yeah. The only way I see that happening is if he was on the edge of the bed and lost his balance.
SparklingCockWaffle
Possible but the way it's written she "propelled" him. Not saying it's an outright lie, but a severe exaggeration.
reginaphalangebananahammock
My vag isn't a torpedo! Please read my comment giving more context.
SparklingCockWaffle
"... so much that I shot him out of my... He was propelled backwards off the bed..."
reginaphalangebananahammock
Lol.... the bed was bouncy! He probably wanted to get as far away from me as possible. All I could do was laugh
meddlinpenguin
GF: "we go'n frick!" BF: "uh-uuhh, like HELL we are!!"
Toecutteris
I don't believe her. Going to need proof :)
PastaIsLife
I would be quite aroused that my gf could do something like that
BabyCumAngels
I have a new favoutie word.
demonpossession
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3281/3079877360_0e69015f82.jpg
Kriegs
Good ol' Birth cannon.
FlightoftheBumbleBear
I'm finding it hard to believe. But i want to believe.
DontFeedTheBair
Awesome username. And yeah I don't believe it either. Pushing the penis out. Sure. Propelling him off the bed? Nope.
YouDontKnowMeSir
It's only fair since us guys have a cumshot cannon
podrickforking
I FEEL SO NORMAL AFTER READING THESE.
EndersShadow
Thank you IMJOSH for letting me know I'm not the only one.
RodanMurkharr
And now you realize how dull your life is. Also,
Naturally90
You went there...
podrickforking
I did. @ruffcats is outside staring at me. Help.
Naturally90
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP??
podrickforking
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME NOW JUST RUN. HE'LL COME FOR YOU NEXT.
Naturally90
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU LIKE THIS!!!
TheyCallMeHotSauceCauseILikeHotSauce
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
half of these people need to see doctors, whilst the other need to see therapists
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MeltedCrayonFacial
Most prefer a closet rather than prison
Jennybeanss
These make me feel normal one more time.
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
Tribbles
You taunt the beast. STOP TAUNTING THE BEAST.
YouAreKillingMeSmalls
And just like that, every 17 year old with a nine year old sister instantly mistrusted their best friend
nataniel
well, my friends' little sisters usually "like" me, one even flashed when I was visiting my buddy and he went to the shop to get something.
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Left4Henke
What the hell man?
NormalNorman
Fuck, i missed it. What'd say?
darklordmo
he/she said that they mistrust 17 year old boys regardless.
AngelsinmyMouthfield
But I'm 17! Yeeaaaa that doesn't change anything at all. Creepy fuckhead
spacemountain
*eight
YouAreKillingMeSmalls
Right you are. My bad
spacemountain
To be fair, nine year olds as well.
Satinsball
Unless she's gotten more mature...
Polismack
Yeah Anonymous knows it's bad so I'd expect them to avoid the little girl. That kind of interest can only escalate and that's bad.
bittenkitten813
I would hope they would, but he says he likes to secretly check her out when he is over
nataniel
it's not bad until he does anything to them. but when he does he's fucked.
KyosBallerina
He's fucked? What about her?
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
She's probably fucked too. *ba dum tiss*
cubitechna
THANK YOU!
beastrawr
For me this actually a little real, even the way it's typed. But I know he doesn't go on Imgur
InhibitedCurve
If you can admit that here you can admit to a therapist. Please get help. For fuck's sake, that is a child.
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
On the real though, acting on it or not, that person may want to talk to someone about those thoughts.
deathamphetimine
I don't think he has to worry. It doesn't sound like he's attracted to the idea of her being a child, just her curves (he says mature body).
mynameisumair
Lol it's you isn't it
fayera
But he shouldn't entertain the idea of her being sexy by checking her out. That is so gross.
DerBleistift
Yeah, a guy I knew not long ago had this ridiculously hot, red headed sister. Girl was built. Turns out she was 11 or 12-ish. :|
bittenkitten813
But when you found out her age, you didn't keep creeping on her though, did you? Secretly checking out someone's little sis is creepy
DerBleistift
I, personally, wasn't particularly attracted to her. I'm just not denying her looks. She looked *at least* 18. It was really weird.
sk8tergater
And pedophiles often say that a younger person has a "mature body." That doesn't make it ok.
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
A TRUE PEDOPHILE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT THEY WANTED A MATURE BODY.
sk8tergater
You're a shouty individual! Pedos often say this to make themselves feel better about the young people they target.
TF2215
Sorry but that isn't normal in any way shape of form
deathamphetimine
(1/2) I'm just trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I remember being 12 and there was a girl in my class with huge boobs who I'm
deathamphetimine
(2/2) sure got a lot of attention. I don't know the extent of this dudes thoughts but he is only 17.
TF2215
A 17 year old should know that they should not find an 8 year old attractive and should not be checking them out whatsoever.
SerialKitten666
Find me a picture of a curvy child under the age of even 11. I had boobs at 11 and I still looked like a complete child..
caralily
I stopped growing completely at age 10 and was already wearing bras at 8. I only really looked like a little kid because of clothing.
caralily
If I had a pic on my computer of me at say 9-11 years old, I'd post it.
captainobvioustits
People thought I was 15 at 8....20 at 11. So yeah, it happens.
deathamphetimine
You could be right but maybe this child is different? I'm just trying to give this stranger the benefit of the doubt for some reason.
SerialKitten666
I won't insta label them a pedophile tho for vague interest in ONE child because exposure can cause that and deprivation from girls his age.
buttermyarse
I can't imagine an 8 year old having curves. My boyfriend has a mature 10 year old a d she looks like a child still.
lily10110
I'm kinda iffy on that. I know my older sister got her curves at a very young age, she had her hips and boobs already at 8.(1/2)
icyanddicey
Don't try to google it
Captainfasterdangles
Please for the love of GOD do not try and google it.
lily10110
She got curvier but damn. At 8 she could've passed for 14. Sadly. I still think he should talk to someone though. (2/2)
buttermyarse
14 is still a child! God it scares the shit out of me how blasé people are about paedophilia and rape on this site. Is this the future?
wessyfbaby
Not this again.
deathamphetimine
I.e. maybe she has big tits or something and he's a hormonal teenager and would find those traits attractive on a chair much less a human.
UsePNGnotJPEG
mmm... chair tits...
MyCatIsAJerk
my chair just informed HR that I have been offensive. :-(
AugustusScuirus
r/chairporn /b/ chair fettish thread
UsePNGnotJPEG
Disappointing.
mikeymutant
He needs to be reported or something. Thats a dangerous situation.
MyNameIsJeanValjean
Thinking about committing a crime is not a crime.
ihatechoosingausername
....yet.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
The buttered popcorn one, the smell is indicative of high serum blood glucose levels, or an indicator of diabetes. Get it checked out.
Jouii
thats what i thought as well! Sweet/apple juice-like smelling urine is quite typical, afaik. (Not a doctor!)
ifinallyhadtocomment
Worst part: now whenever I smell buttered popcorn, I'm going to be thinking of Imjosh's shower piss.
PsychoMimeTek
I think it's actually sweet smelling urine that means that. This is probably just their diet (high protein). Still worth checking into.
supertanno
@imjosh
IgnisErus
you probably have cancer
LennyJay
Alright, WebMD.
Rimjobber
real question that i don't feel like wording in a PC way. if your cum smells like buttered popcorn would it mean the same thing? 1/2
LegendaryKatman
Your username in this context is amazing.
Rimjobber
i never really questioned it just figure it was what it smelled like. should i get it checked out? 2/2
sharptongue
I think cum smell/taste depends on diet not always "health." BF went to hawaii & ate lots of pinapples, came back tasting sweet. (not a doc)
525600minutes
Mine smells like Golden Crisp cereal sometimes. What does that mean?
BoxGirl
I always think lucky charms. Everyone here thinks it's diabetes. I think it's awesome.
cymph
Nice name :)
525600minutes
Thank you! :D
cymph
You're my first reply ever! Hooray!
DrDaffodil
I also like your name, but because I had to sing a song using that phrase in second grade. Memories...
thatdutchguy
Is it some reference?
RoxieRevolver
I'm assuming it's from Rent
Gonewilduploads
@aazzzweeennyaahhh I thought I was the only one!
gregdavid85
does.. does that mean you're always "ready"? lol
MrsStransky
Me too! It is sooo inconvenient!!
MeaganIsGreatish
Like a damn leaky faucet ... all the time...
TheFraggler
I thought I was the only one also!
clear831
My wife had the same problem, doctor said it was nothing. Turns out she had estrogen dominance, once corrected, the 24/7 wetness went away
cavemammajamma
@aazzzweeennyaahhh and all other women... we love you for it! /r/grool
cavemammajamma
sorry...for the lazy: http://www.imgur.com/r/grool
QueenHundred
OMG me too! Most of the time it soaks through all the way to the pants... =__=
WhimsicallyDark
Could it be that you're wearing your pants/panties too tight?
Gonewilduploads
If that's an honest question, no it's nothing like that. It just happens. Mines not 24/7 though. Just some days.
RoundThreeFIGHT
According to sillysalamander above you it might be a medical condition? Now I'm nervous about it myself
blackbunnnny
i have the same problem and my doctor said theres nothing wrong but nothing can be done about it, just extra wet
princesspuke
Probably worth checking out, but you might be fine. I saw a gynecologist about this and she said it was normal.
split
Dittoooo. D: I thought I was the only one and now I'm worried.
ZeldasChampion
I thought I was the only one that had this issue too...
CrichtonlovesWinona
I'm calling bullshit on elephanteyes. Even when shit with a 12 gauge shit gun a full grown male is only propelled backwards about a foot
mechanimated
I imagine if he was near the edge of the bed upon being forced out of her vag he backed up in surprise to prevent bending his dick and fell.
Naturally90
Physics doesn't lie!
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
Noahryan50
The answer to the question "is there a gif for everything?"
Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik
CrichtonlovesWinona
Haha haha just noticed the typo. Can't stop laughing. Fucking imgur mobile
MrChurch
I concur.
canadiantimberwolf
hahahahaha +1 for the shit gun typo
reginaphalangebananahammock
It surprised me too but I swear it happened. The bed was bouncy too which didn't help. It was hilarious.
boobgourmet
*imagine me linking that gif from that show where that guy awkwardly says "sup?" Which I can't link cuz I'm on my phone* sup?
Rip901
WillDownvoteForDrinks
Hey, what are kegels?
jevausie
Exercises to strengthen the kegel (pelvic) muscles. You know when you're peeing & you stop mid-pee? That is using your kegel muscles.
CrichtonlovesWinona
Vagina exercises
WillDownvoteForDrinks
The things you learn on the internetz these days. Why would you excersise those?
Monochron
Do people not call bullshit on most of these posts?
DontFeedTheBair
I do. Just like I do with most of the tumblr stories. Oh the internet...
jetman123
If you had enough force to send your boyfriend falling off the bed with your vaginal muscles, you'd CRUSH HIS PENIS, yeah.
katiokins
She also said her legs were up, so when she laughed I imagine them coming down, thus assisting her cooch in shoving him away.
CrichtonlovesWinona
Sauce: mythbusters
piakul
"shit gun"?
amandil
aka Mitt Romney
ThePunchline
All politicians*
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Never had diarrhea? Sometimes it feels like you've got a gattling shotgun firing out lava hot chocolate milkshake filled with chili and shit
althanan
"Even when shit with a 12 gauge shit gun" BEST TYPOS EVER
EinsteinQRembrandt
He meant what he said
althanan
I'm seriously laughing so hard that at I just snorted.
CarSnob94
This sounds like something Lahey would say. Fuckin' Lahey...
FrostyLady
SHIT WITH A SHIT GUN.
sludgejunkies
only commenting for the amazing visuals reading "shit by a shit gun" gave me. is the gun defective? who knows.
iDrinkDrano
When something is trying to bite your dick off your hips will help you back the fuck up.
MouseTheFooDog
Well said.
smeegasaurusrex
I used to always be wet too but now that I'm older it's dried up down there. A little too dry. Fkn hate getting older.
whywouldyoudoothat
SHARE THE SNAPCHAT
spacemountain
Amen.
ruffcats
it's gone now
whywouldyoudoothat
The username of your snapchat?
trustmeimalinguist
Do you go to OSU?
BlessYourBeautifulHide
No.
Enidaj
Secretly checking out an 8 year old girl is not acceptable. You have a problem, Anonymous.
frankiemuhh
Why was this included? He is a paedophile
francisdolarhyde
Yeah, this isn't a funny or weird anecdote- Anon should go talk to somebody.
AngelsinmyMouthfield
Oh but I'm 17! That still makes you fucking disgusting.
buttermyarse
Agreed. There is not way an 8 year old has a mature body. C'mon man not on.
corneliusgansevoort
Yes. PLEASE GET HELP, ANY ADULT WHO FEELS ATTRACTED TO ANYONE UNDER 15.
hannes3120
Puberty CAN start with ~13 - I know a few 13/14 year olds in my town that look more like 16/17 - but no way an 8 y o has such a body...
jetman123
Having the odd sexual thought regarding someone who is underage is not actually that unusual. He's not a child molester just because of that
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jetman123
Oh no, I'm just a terrible child-molester enabler. How dare I say that thinking of something and doing it are two different things?!
TheOvarianBarbarian
A year or so underage is one thing, but an eight year old? She's not a teenager, she's a prepubescent child. This shouldn't be normalised.
jetman123
"Normalized"? If I have a brief thought of stabbing someone in the nuts, should everyone shame me and call me a monster for thinking of it?
TheOvarianBarbarian
These are not just 'brief thoughts', the guy who's confession it was said himself that he is attracted to her.
TheOvarianBarbarian
I neither called him a monster or 'shamed' him. I merely stated that the attraction to prepubescent children should not be seen as normal.
buttermyarse
Agreed. There is not way an 8 year old has a mature body. C'mon man not on.
Rheios
While messed up its actually very possible. My mom matured early, had breasts by 10. She's told me how awkward it was growing up.
buttermyarse
I had breasts at 10 and developed early! Doesn't mean its appropriate for a near adult to talk about checking me out!
Rheios
Apparently back in her home town there was a surprising amount of creepy littler girl checker outers.
Enidaj
A lot of young girls mature physically early on. But this guy knows she is only 8 and continues to check her out.
Rheios
I didn't say it was right. Dude should get clinical help at min. I was just saying that its possible the girl did mature early.
Enidaj
I was agreeing with you. Didn't mean to sound argumentative. :)
bittenkitten813
The most shame I've ever felt was as a 12 yr old when I noticed a dad checking me out, and his wife sees and says "don't even think it"
Rheios
Not sure why you felt ashamed.He's the one who should have shame at lack of impulse control.And that his wife felt the need to state that
Rheios
is a tad creepy.
bittenkitten813
I was ashamed because I suddenly realized that adults were thinking about me sexually and it made me feel exposed. 1/2
bittenkitten813
I'm thankful for her, actually. I never realized that kind of danger was around me before that. 2/2
ruffcats
We met the goal on tee-shirts! i love you all!
KnightoftheN64
That confession from Buckeyes055....does this mean....do you go to Ohio State?
ruffcats
BGSU
Sugarleaf
My cousin Nancy went to BGSU & skated for the Falconettes around '78-'80 & was the little ice skater that was last on the line for the whip
KnightoftheN64
Thank god
screechingfilter
i bought one the first day and then i started thinking we weren't going to make it to 300 but i'm so glad that we did :)
GuyInTheBack
What was your goal? I thought getting dirt on everyone would have been enough
ruffcats
And yes, you can still buy them!
wearywanderer
How much do you make off each shirt?
ThePizzaCook
Do you guys have tank top? Shits getting hot in California.
ccouldnotfindagoodname
I bought one!!!!!!! shout out to me !!!!
HogwartsToiletSeat
I was so excited to get that email. Can we designate a day in June (so people have time to receive them) as Wear Your Stay Classy Shirt Day?
suckmyawesome
We love you too.
brownsugarbk
hey ruffcats these make me feel NORMAL!!!!
StylishPengy
How is it okay to make money from 'stay classy' t-shirts when you're basically just riding on other people's funny stories..?
imgurianthefirst
People actually share it with him
StylishPengy
But it really isn't the sort of thing you should make money from... I would understand if it was for charity or something
StylishPengy
but aren't the masses of internet points enough to satisfy?
Isetherealism
People wouldn't buy the shirts if they didn't want them. It's exactly like someone giving me clothes, and me selling them. Nothing wrong.
TheImgurServer
The real question is, were you really creeped out?
booshy992
I want imgur snapchat friends!
MichaelCera
Do you want dickpics? Cuz this is how you get dickpics.
ruffcats
No, because i unknowingly sent a snapchat of his dorm first.
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Can we all snapchat with you now?????
ruffcats
my snapchat is jacobspears
nerdtoast
why isn't it ruffcats?
booshy992
A WI Badger will be snap chatting you now. :D
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Woo! expect a new snapchat friend :)
DoingScienceAndStuff
Do you go to Ohio State?
ruffcats
Bowling green
SleepsWithVibroblades
Me too! Go BG!
Zealous217
Oh god, ruffcats. I go to UT but I love you nonetheless
zombieSkinBone
Thats what I was about to ask because I do
Lythar
oh hey, you go to Ohio State? I live in Columbus!
FLDairyTrooper
ruffcats went to Ohio State?! I went to Ohio State!
TheQuackin
Greetings fellow zombie