JonathanWithH
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Nov 12, 2017 3:00 PM
JonathanWithH
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cellpunk
bind v +sprint
MixmasterX28
Just but sprint onto another button
YouTwoStayHereAndMakeSureHeDoesntLeave
jhsuber
Stick something on the shift key to elevate the surface so you can press the shift without mashing ctrl
FoxGodRecords
Keybinds, baby! V for sprint. Who needs to scan in the fight anyway?
Ohfishyfishyfishyfish
Is that a Corsair? what series?
cbale2000
Just tape a thimble or something to the bottom of it to simulate a finger, might take some getting used to but it'll probably work.
Mysfitt
Why do you have a tiny blue man hugging your pinky?
ThaMartian
I bind sprint to q
MaNamGeoff
When ur keyboard gives you away as a MOBA gamer...
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
Won't be able to splint*
TheOnlyBirdy
Looks like you have a MOBA set up on those key caps, so if that’s your main game type I don’t see sprinting being a big issue
Idsertian
Q = lean left, E = lean right, R = reload, F = use/flashlight, WASD = movement.
MiroRibeira
Honestly looks like he put both the MOBA and FPS keycaps on, using the D from the FPS set. Like a madman.
Cthulhukitten
using left shift and ctrl always gave me huge aches in my hand after a while
Dylzner
Makes my left pinky shake spastically trying to apply exact pressure whole trying to move with WASD
AStupidBaby
Hell yeah. I usually put shift on a toggle and rebind crouch to f
udontalwayshavetobenicetobeliked
What is that little demon eating your pinky?
DoctorPopcorn201
I press shift with my thumb
sircowdog
What's up with those keys? My WASD is worn off my keyboard, so are those meant to stop that or something?
Burritolover
Or masturbate effectively
DrMcTouchy
At least you can still jump.
nopedude9
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
FoxGodRecords
Keybinds, man. Keybinds. Finally, a use for V while scoped.
bushpotato
Or a mouse with a third button you can bind sprint to!
tithenfirion
4th would be easier to use. 3rd one is middle button (roll).
TreesAndShit
MessedUpAaron
WellThatsOriginal
TheGooseMoose
Be barbaric and set sprint to w so you’re always sprinting
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Practice b-hopping... In BF3.
Seishin4
That's my secret... I'm always sprinting...
SilentMajority420
Sprinting away from your problems.
blairmichod
You joke, but I did this in Modern Warfare 2. Bound both Forward and Sprint to W.
oxpajama
But then you can't be sneaky.
PumpkinKing708
Could always bind sprint to a mouse button.
darksidehascookies
This! I fractured my left pinky last year and still can't use it to hold shift. Every game I play now I bind it to a mouse button.
WhatzitTooya
And how you gonna operate the mouse?
Binglechungus
I can confirm that the right foot is an acceptable alternative.
mrgustaveh
Mind control
Yallendalf
With the other hand
XTrauXs
Do you... Do you have 3 hands?
Yallendalf
who knows
mikeatc
"Doctor, will I be able to play the piano"? "Great because I couldn't before". LOL, classic dad joke for you
xXTouXx
*breaks Hand*
RiverSpoilers
My dad dropped this while I was in hospital! The nurse looked like she wanted to strangle him. Was brilliantly cringey.
PubstoolSports
I like Dad jokes. +1
ThinBoySlim
I made this joke when I put my finger in a blender and the doctor was so sick of that shit
FindingInterestingStuffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA
justanotherguy28
You mean Simpsons joke from the planet of the ape play right?
mercashorl
DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS
JonathanWithH
Thanks, dad! <3
Molder12
I said this to the doc when I was getting stitches in my finger... didn't find it the least bit amusing:/
weirdassgifinthecomments
Well fuck him.. that shits funny
Falador
Probably heard it a million times
GnomeMode
Not even a little? That's a shame
HypostaticUnion
DAD JOKE!!
dumbinsults
I told a doctor I couldn't juggle after a migraine. He seriously asked if I could before. Fired. FYI, it returned after 3wks.
merlinious
He was fired or you were or what?
dumbinsults
I fired him, as in that was the last time I saw him as a doctor. The low character limit really cuts down on the ability to clearly spell o
Zomnivore
I really hope he didn't get fired, all of us are dumb sometimes.
awkwardstare
Help the human is about to escape! Get your paws off me your dirty ape! Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius oh Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius
ChainsawVisionMan
What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy. I want a second opinion! You're also lazy. Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
aselleus
Oh my god. I was wrong. It was earth all a long. They finally made a monkey. Yes they finally made a monkey. Out of meeeee!
JamesSylar
I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS!
HorseonaBike
Now...let's talk about that 'fish fetish'
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Follow me to the Springfield Aquarium!
HorseonaBike
'I'm going to Seaworld!'
FerricGuy
or crouch
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Or unholster your weapon, depending on the game.
WhatzitTooya
Perfect for DOOM. Crouching is for pussies. Or cover. Or any moving speed below 44 mph.
eraser1
Being anywhere more than 10 feet than the nearest enemy is for pussies
vampen
Crouch on C key all the time. ^^.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
Infidel.
Flubna
FerricGuy
heretic.
Gmayor61
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/307863953193566209/379230608783704065/1505001619930.jpg
kippythedog
I don't understand why people berate people who crouch with C, i personally do it because my thumb naturally rests on it, ease of use.
Dylzner
If you grew up with games like Jedi Knight you had to adapt to this and works rather well when you get used to it.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Absolute garbage, how do you move right while crouching?
tornadosandwich
In most games its toggleable
PoppinLochNessHopster
Eh toggle crouch is way too slow for me, I don't usually sit still for more than half a second.
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Probably presses C with the thumb then uses index finger to go right like normal?
PoppinLochNessHopster
That's the weirdest most awkward hand movement I could imagine, why not just use your pinkie? It rests on ctrl/shift, lol.
heyletsbefriends
you might as well play with a controller, peasant.
Dylzner
If it's not fps or rts you probably should always use a controller.
heyletsbefriends
No.
Moghul
Lol
klopklop25
Mmo?
Dylzner
Mmo is a mechanic now? But if you're a person rifling through spells and "shooting" then in effect you're in a fantasy shooter
TheyHaveAThinCandyShellSurprisedYouDidntKnowThat
nah crouch always bound to mouse!
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
YOU HEATHEN!!!
TheyHaveAThinCandyShellSurprisedYouDidntKnowThat
why
Megapixls
Yeah, why? Having to use your pinky to crouch is uncomfortable as fuck. Mouse button crouch is great.
TheyHaveAThinCandyShellSurprisedYouDidntKnowThat
that's what im saying. crouch and melee are the 2 most needed binds on a mouse