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Oct 3, 2016 5:22 AM
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TaintJuice
Your timing is impeccable, y'know with today kicking off the Jewish holiday "Rosh Hashana" and all.
Huesh
ZeroZeta
This was a gas!
Dizzyjoe
What’s the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve.
biglongandgirthyusername
Why is everyone in the entertainment industry jewish? Not that its a bad thing it just seems strange
FoxySpirit
Sad but true. The Nazis killed German culture.
RogueSp3ctre
Be careful. Jew might offend someone.
SendMeOxygen
LurkerSpines
BrazilianThunderPanda
myclevarusername
Oh man I laughed so hard this ain't Reich.
HandsomeSwede
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/deadhorse.jpg
Supprisinglybirdsinmyfruitfeeder
Oh Jew.
DankMemorial
This took me out of mein kampfort zone
KavaKola
Most of the concentration camps look as if they had starved the prisoners to death, not kill them outright. Is that what happened?
Getsoft4u
you only see the pictures of those the allies found...the camps have been running for 4 year...
KavaKola
Ah, I need to read up a bit more on this. Thank you
KnightCommanderRahl
It's okay, I'm sure England has some classic gold you can borrow. It might cost them a few pounds though.
idimmadontgiveafuck
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EAmPwFf28M
theportraitssecretinattackmode
This is darker than the coffee that I had this morning... +1
Animala144
The latest episode that aired on Sunday re-used a joke exactly from an earlier season. Checking the hot girl out at the bar. That's lame.
greensandwitch
comedies they say. yeah right
Libertyprime1776
The real joke is that they are in an intact building.
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
ya robin williams on that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwwJw849HWc contains my fav knockknock joke
farmersonlyreject
Oh right the murders
someRandomUser123
We need that picture
JerryWhinefeld
Here you go.
EngineerZero
Oh reich the murders.
polishfreak8
JennyComments
http://imgur.com/WOAl1hi
JennyComments
http://imgur.com/HHALLgg
InC0ntext
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
whyisthisusernametaken
DPHENS
Cptmike
Can i get my license renewed here?
BannedForNSFW03
BannedForNSFW03
Dizzyjoe
Why did Hitler kill himself? He opened his gas bill.
armeggedonCounselor
Heh. It's funny because it's dark.
Gatoechado
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--fgkurFvr--/17lwanfx9xlq9jpg.jpg
PhiIIipJFry
Wow a family guy that actually kind of employed humour instead of nothing.
OrkFaeller
Yeah, thats from before they lost all their commedy writers.
AWdeV
If by "humour" you mean "rehashing overused shitty stereotypes for the billionth time" then yes, "humour".
PhiIIipJFry
hey it's a lot better than they usually do, keep in mind I wouldn't commend any other show for this joke
PhiIIipJFry
It's kind of like the kid with polio just walked for half a second without his crutches
o0Tektite0o
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oldandcreepy1
It's reality..it happened..but I have never seen that many sunbathers in one place..must visit..
Embronyx
This makes me sad.
YodasLeftEar
they're all chilling outside on sunday afternoon, nice.
idisappointmyself
Jesus Fucking Christ
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Soach88
Yeah this is why Nazi jokes aren't funny to some europeans
CatBlaster5000
Good god, what did that shit below me say?
Drdeathdefy
I did nazi that one coming.
jakefromreddit
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
Yeah, it hits a lot closer to home when it's a lot closer to home
AcidOPhilus
Well said. My childhood home is a few miles from Mauthausen, I don't think I will ever be able to really laugh about Nazi jokes.
awkwardarms
Don't mention the war
SoundFuture
I had a German bring it up once on a conference call after some unwitting fellow American mentioned how beautiful and new Frankfurt /1
SoundFuture
looked. The German said "that's because you blew it all to hell", the American replied with "oh right, sorry", to which a Brit on the call/2
SoundFuture
replied "don't you fucking apologize to that bastard". It was a wonderful productive call as you could all imagine. 3/
LordPhil
I did it once but I think I got away with it
AmArschdieRaeuber
Perfectly fine to mention the war
badluckwaldo
Unpopular Opinion, I genuinely dislike Family Guy. American Dad. The Cleveland Show. Etc.
daimomusic
I am of the same mindset.
KiyrantiTol
Okay.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Family Guy tends to lean waaaaaaaay too hard on being edgy/borderline racist/sexist/homophobic, some of the jokes are just downright cringey
Dolewhipper
FAmily guy and cleveland show are pretty shit, i can give SOME credit to american dad since not written by Seth.
HateMailHero
What shows have you written?
Favri
That's super interesting
Textuality
I like American Dad. Family Guy occasionally gets a laugh out of me. Cleveland Show almost never does.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
You're not alone. There's dozens of you.
Cheomesh
Same.
BlackIC
American Dad is much better than Family Guy.
jadespider
Seth Mcfarlane isn't funny. [repeat 45 times and then cut to commercial]
hooktail419
Might not be him, just the writing has gotten stale. Look at the Simpsons.
cattingtons
"Oh, dear. Get me my accountant." "Sir..." "Gott in Himmel!"
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
What does that mean?
SvartTe
"God in heaven"
ItsDonJon
im* ..i just have to be a german grammar nazi
findlesticks
TIL!
MrtheOffender
GOTT Damn man, you can't just GO that meta that quickly, i need some fuckin' lube first,
cattingtons
I blame autocorrect!
Murdercorpse
You were just following autocorrect's orders.
cattingtons
vampirehedgehog
How would you say "The National Socialist Grammar Party of the Internet" in german?
hamza2901
Die nationalsozialistische Grammatikpartei des Internets, mein Führer!
SigynRose
I love German, it's a great language to sing in
vampirehedgehog
Bitte Schön.
AwakenMustakrakish
Ah, German. Such a delicate and beautiful language.
KeilyThinksitseasypeasy
if you say so
Archaon6044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPz2JsbUk
FreakOnDrugs
making national socialist for example end up as Nazionalsozialist i.e. nationalsocialist in English. It makes sense, really.
FreakOnDrugs
It is quite pretty actually, a lot of good poetry is German. Most people just don't realize that words are combined, 1/2