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prufock
#8 would work for about a week or two, but humans adapt to novelty pretty quickly and it would become filtered as background noise.
PathologicalLier
#21 thats when i suddenly take even longer to reply
darkmyst30
#23 this aged well...
vegivamp
#34 Darlain KY. Wonder why she got that handle.
pwag
I don't get the love island one. Pop culture ref? Some one tell me. Everyone else is too embarrassed to ask. I'm brave. Tell me.
GondwanaCraton
#4 Well if you went an hour without him you'd be living in reality. So I guess that's not a reasonable option, eh?
thisiscatman
Thank you, I thought I was the only one.
33WhiskeyTX
#2 That's usually a radio edit. The song probably went on longer and had a proper ending but the radio wanted more ad time.
ShaunCena
#13 a Planck minute is where 10^-43s feels like an entire minute
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#20 sexual harrassment jokes and Trump go hand in hand I guess
LicensedAdHominem
#13 Planck minute hehahe
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
#1 Started a new job last summer. My boss knows like every person in town and there's so many nicknames for people when talking about them
Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
#2 the ending to White Punks on Dope by the Tubes specifically parodies this. Fades out, fades in, crescendos, rythm change and then they1/2
Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
Just give play the sound of a toilet flushing and end the song.
Rektastic
#10 toddler is giving middle finger
OneTrueGif
Back in the early 90's my father, as a punishment, had me do a plank. Except he said the military called it the "Chinese thinking position"
OneTrueGif
The differences is that you cupped your chin with your hands and your weight was on your elbows. I never knew it was called a "plank"
OneTrueGif
I still think about that shit whenever I see ppl doing this for a workout.
UWantSumFuk
#1 we call my across the street neighbours "blue truck guy" because someone with a blue truck lived there three owners ago
Verldemert
Got a client who will regularly hit send and call me immediately to ask if I’ve had a chance to read it yet.
Echo18
#1 Once more than 20 yrs ago my neighbor across the street wore a headband while he mowed the lawn. To this day he is known as "Sweatband".
buttdestroyer
#3 Gotcha, skip dating, get a GSD instead, and train it.
NowhereMan313
Or go old-school with a cattledog.
agburanar
#23 'a' month? This aged like soft cheese
wtforero
Loved the “0ur _ is closing for 2 weeks” ?
Troyificus
Solid dump from last year, which by my reckoning was about 5 years ago.
Ninjainslippers
I organized a large event in late February 2020. It truly does feel like it was at least 3 years ago.
groovinlow
I hope we all have a great March 482nd.
dizzle148
I realized just today that I was still writing 2020 on my calenders, its been a long year
ThereAreCrocodiles
#11
Omgur14
#40 list the other activities after lunch
xaldem
Congrats "on" your baby.
hockey4mal8
Please make the supermarket reminder signs a thing.
DogPigBirbBunSnark
#1 I have this for "beU-DI-ful" ( said high pitch) when someone I knew said it to everyone while she was on checkout. -.-
StorytellingSalem
So many of these are dated march 2020. Thats wiiiiild. Anyways; we all doing the corona 2 right? Subtract 2 years from ur age? Yes? Cool.
LanceCrossfire
Hey Sydney is doing Corona 2: Electric Boogaloo now! Those dumb fucks can't stay home either!
CannibalisticHedgehog
No, no Corona 2, Corona 1 was worse than the fast and the furious franchise! We don't need a fucking sequel!
schwiftyPop
mmckee44
#2 Ever notice when a band is live in concert they always find a way to end a song without that slow fade out? & often that ending is great?
SomeGuyWhoShapeshiftsSometimes
#1 I do this to customers at work. Mothman= always wearing a dark blanket even in hot weather. Dragon lady= aggressive but tips well. etc...
awaysout
I have snack guy, who walks by every day and then comes back with a bag of snacks. He used to have pop too. He's lost a lot of weight
Mairoa
Our neighbors are big dog people, little dog people, annoying trees bitch without a dog, and the republicans with a dog.
Mairoa
"yeah I've lived next to you for 3 years but I call you Hannah's owner in my head because I have no idea what your name is."
Mairoa
I know 0 of their names. Their dogs are named Hannah, Zach, Zeus, Bella, and Willow.
nognomwifey
A neighbors girlfriend is “Stinky Josephina” because you could smell her perfume 2 houses away. No idea her real name.
TwoFlower68
I'm trying to think of a name for dresses in black and it's all comfy AF leisure wear (if I could, I'd never wear anything else again)
penzick
Can someone explain #44, please?
vicvalour
The melons look like grapes
PrivateEyePatch
Hoopin
TsNightmare
Melon and basketball hoop
penzick
Ah! Thank you!
dreadpiratekhan
"one month of lockdown"
BiggestofBears
We were so optimistic back then.
copperdomebodhi
The one month was to establish a test-and-trace program that never got established because Trump couldn't be bothered.
Pally01
*cries in essential worker* Also I got COVID whilst working (over it now)
sixseasonsandamov1e
As a retail employee in Florida, we had a lockdown?
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Retail in NY checking in, never worked more hours in my fuckin life.
tygerpsimatrix
"It's so hot! Milk was a bad choice!" ~Ron Burgundy?
coffeeismyfriend
“Flatten the curve!”. Good times.
KayyEss
"See you in 2 weeks" were the last words I said in person to 99% of my coworkers 16 months ago. 5 more weeks to go now... Yeah, right...
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
I remember the exact moment it settled in that the US wasn’t going to be fully reopening any time soon. It was right about May 7th
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
My girlfriend was hoping for a normal Halloween in well into September.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
For me it was March / April. 2 weeks earlier than school's spring break while I was student teaching. Shit just went downhill fast after