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So apparently this guy they call the Angel of Death is running around with axes, swords, and other shit fighting members of ISIS
I only read a few details and don't know if it' even true.. But I like it.
Sources: http://madworldnews.com/isis-nightmare-axe/
http://www.vocativ.com/world/isis-2/iraqi-angel-of-death-meet-isis-worst-nightmare-in-tikrit/
Zetor
Pootis Spencer!
bighugejake
So he's a psychopath too? Great, we need even more of those.
Abapcathlapisconostic
I don't know what to think about the IS opposition, there are allegations of war crimes against them too. Don't romanticise, war is war.
FrederichSchulz
Is he actually a soldier, or just some random dude who likes killing, and found the perfect opportunity to do so without getting arrested?
TheTempestAlmighty
ISIS is like cancer... Fuck ISIS.
kdcoursey515
Looks like Tim Howard
lockend
Haha awesome! It's so great so see other countries soldiers using axes, I thought we canadians were alone with our lumberjack commandos
Feldspartacus
#3 dat PKM tho
Pineappletrain
he has kitted the living shit out of that m4 son
iwanttobeyourlizardofhope
Tim Howard?
Crossark
We must have a boss fight between him and the Bulldozer of Fallujah. ROUND ONE: FIGHT!
NotACanadian
YES THIS
Crossark
Your username...
CanduReactor
But this guy looks like he's Muslim and the idiots on Facebook said that no Muslims are fighting against ISIS.
ABSSSD
actually the only people fighting ISIS right now are iraqi-muslims, other nations are doing nothing but talking
CanduReactor
Yeah I was being satirical. I have a lot of dummies on my Facebook that think all Muslims are part of ISIS regardless of their background.
squip
Someone needs to do some Facebook house cleaning. That someone is you. Me too, actually...
ToastedVanilla
Well on the one hand he attempted to kidnap a 4 year old girl and either got her killed or killed her himself, on the other hand fuck ISIS.
IHatePuns
Source?
cniht
srsly. I dont know this dude from fuck but if you're gonna say he did shit like that, at least back it up.
zooks
What's worse than ISIS? ᶫᵒˢ ᶻᵉᵗᵃˢ
xyzes
As a Mexican, yes.
avalone
Wot?
PhilosophicalGinger
Los Zetas. Currently the most infamous of Mexico's many completely monstrous cartels.
zooks
wot in the butt
starstuffninja
TIL the Punisher is a real person
brickforpresident
OH MY FUCK
HarvesterOfFeti
And you have my Axe!
squip
...and I need it back, there, homeslice.
Dt33345
When I see angel of death all I think of is Dr. Mengele.
diabolicaljazz
I think of the Slayer song about Mengele first, but yeah.
nhuntr44
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead!
WolfgangDeLinks
Infamous butcher, ANGEL OF DEEEAAATHH!!!
PandaBearSoup
Reminds me of http://www.clarionproject.org/sites/all/sites/default/files/images/Rami-Kawas-Pro-Bin-Laden-Facebook-Post.jpg
PandaBearSoup
By the way that's Bin Laden when he was labeled a freedom fighter.
IsPepsiOkay
WAT. Forgive me, I'm a little too young to remember most of what Bin Laden did so this blows my tiny mind.
SillyTowel
Fought the soviets
PandaBearSoup
Bin Laden and his band of freedom fighters were given weapons by the US to fight off Russia. They later became the Taliban.
ShelobTheGreat
As someone who was in 1st grade during 9/11, I should've done my research on Bin Laden. Did not know this :l
PandaBearSoup
No matter who he was or what he did, no unarmed man should be shot in the head by a civilized military without trial.
Dsharppe
How do you think they knew about all those caves in Afganistan, where they thought he was hiding? Cause the CIA helped build them.
hufflepuffgangster
Angel of Death? Casey is that you...?
ZeeDaywalker
There's something you should know about me. I love guns.
BendydickCumbersack
Angel de la Muerte.
ObiwanKantnotbe
I'm not Anglophone, and just wanted to know why did you say it in spanish (just curious) thanks! :D
BendydickCumbersack
Because Casey was called that in Chuck Season 3 Episode 3.
Beepity
Or
ShelobTheGreat
Nice!
wessyfbaby
Excited to see him make his MLB debut.
Binderstin
Fucking Saints Row XD
Filous
shinigami
instrctnsnclear
Dear Mr. Englebert Humperdinck, I accidently read that as Angela de la Merkel
Arnoldio
You win.
hiddensunshine
You took the words right out of my mouth!!
goflyblind
*grunts* http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2000000/Major-John-Casey-adam-baldwin-2084177-1066-617.jpg
hiddensunshine
When he went "target shooting" with bin laden's target....same weekend the real one died...coincidence?? I think not!
tzahald
John Fucking Casey.
Nolongerjustlurkin
Thank you for this! :D
okhi
YES
mountainofpuppies
YES!! thank god i wasn't the only one!
CptTheAlex
Read the title, suddenly Slayer plays!! \m/
BurlRavenscroft
Angel of DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
LeahMarine
niiiiiiice \,,/_
fuddsprime
and I instantly think of the church footage of people going bananas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koovuH7zX48
babyfetus
anyone care to explain why the orange tip on his gun in picture #5?
itsbobbybbaby
damnit is there anything left to believe in?
Jrwoodchuck
Krash is correct. Muzzle protection for when you aren't using the weapon. A must have in the sandbox
ChaosLierLen637
He want's the enemy to think it's a toy gun.
Arnoldio
But the trick is - It really is. He throws it away so the enemy follows the gun while he hits them with the axe!
Cknapp303
Huh?
ScootDeezy
orange tip usually means it's a toy, so it's weird that his has one
Cknapp303
There isn't one.. Not on the muzzle.
Cknapp303
Oh that. Training muzzle for blanks.
KrashAlaska
Muzzle protector, plastic slips over then end to keep debris out. Can be shot through if needed.
Cknapp303
Ah or that. Didn't think about muzzle seals.
IrrationalHate
I would fight with this man.
Lockerkid
You would die so hard
ReptilianOverlord
No you wouldn't, internet tough-guy, this guy would kill you because he is a sociopath who enjoys killing and is very good at it.
IrrationalHate
"With" was probably the wrong wording. "along side" would have been more appropriate.
ReptilianOverlord
I know you meant "along side" but this dude is a brutal murderer who spent a lot of time killing westerners: he wouldn't like you or me.
CrabWallet
killing with weapons and fist fighting are two very, very different things.
Rockageddon
In Iraq I traded a MRE lemon pound cake for that same type of axe. We called it the Warhammer, it had many uses for things, mostly knocking
1kidwonder
on the ceiling three times if you love me.
1Ukeandalesbian
Had to come all the way back and find your comment. Well done, it amused me +1 for you!
JRTL
That's a pretty fair trade considering those lemon pound cakes are delicious. That, and we used the Tabasco on rogue spiders.
Abrausedteleprot
Is "rogue spiders" some sort of code word?
JRTL
Code word for "big ass fuckin' spiders we would catch in our tents."
Rockageddon
Can't say I ever put spiders to the test, We had scorpions a lot, and I dealt with them by having my skin crawl and then running away.
Rockageddon
on doors, you could get a lot of anwsers when you carry an axe. yea.
ReptilianOverlord
To the outside observer, you must have seemed exactly like a Nazi knocking on the door of a house in occupied Poland.
Rockageddon
Sadly true, you shouldn't be getting downvoted for this.All occupiers are ass holes, whether they want to be or not.When we get older we see
Rockageddon
Our failure to communicate and co-exist. In our youths though it's a rocking party you never forget.
Leithoa
Looking for resistance fighters vs looking for people based on ethnicity aren't exactly next to each other on the moral compass
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
The hero the Middle East needs
Hybris51129
The hero the middle east needs is napalm. Lots and lots of napalm.
wandergeist
Widespread atheism for a couple of generations and jobs for young people might go a long way too, without any of the smoke and soot.
Hybris51129
I think the chances of that happening pre-napalm are low but it would make for a good plan for any survivors afterwards.
ReptilianOverlord
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
The hero the Middle East deserves
uninquisitor
until Israel decides he isn't needed and then he is just another terrorist to us
thefeev
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_otQMkU8AEru0i.jpg
demiandub
Until, after the defeat, it turns out that he isn't all that great either (not a fact, but a common possibility)
FailToImpress
I'm looking at you Osama
Brabander
I dont know. He might fight ISIS, but apparantly he is member of a fundamental anti-western militia that isnt alot better than them...
Vranak
He has a nice smile though so I trust him.
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Maybe?
sangman
Have you been ignoring recent history completely?
jalex1215
That's what we thought about the mujaheddin
Hybris51129
No that thinking got the US in trouble during the Soviet-Afghan war in the 80's.
GreedyJungle
Not in this case.
Psyman2
Bear jew.
aspgrabber
If you ever want to taste felafel again, you're going to tell us where those sniper emplacements are.
juicyJ7
if you've heard of aldo the apache then you gotta've heard of the bear jew
Isometimesupvotereposts
*large mountain jew*
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
http://imgur.com/BKcNviB
weirdlycutetron
Phew, that was tasty!
CommanderStrax
bawnjorno
abraalphadetone9
Once ISIS is eradicated, this is the guy we'll have to fight.
squirrelking
Bear Shi'ite?
leumasmc
Yes, in the woods.
whosthatgirl87
Thank you. Does anyone else find Eli Roth weirdly hot in this movie?
cyno01
I uh... doubt that.
darxide
He's Iranian, actually. It's basically a "the enemy of my enemy" kind of thing because he's not actually in it for the best reasons.
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darxide
Gotcha. I should watch that again. I'm starting to forget the references.
Draevan13
Dagg215
TEN, ELEVEN, TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN, FIFTEEN
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
BEARAB
porkchopexpress
Bwahahahahaha
halfcrazycatlady
I was just thinking, "please let someone have posted bearab already!"
uselessninja
BEARabian niiiiiiii-iiiights 'neath BEARabian moooooo-oons.....
Choclamean
Jew beared me with a real good joke
illumidaddy
Sir you read my mind
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I can't explain why, but I read that as "beer jew" and I was very confused until I used context clues.
sulihpoeht
Dig that username bro
blankeyed
Well enlighten me plz... The guy is obviously an Arab Muslim
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Bull Arab?
JimmieMcRustles
MOOSE CHRISTIAN
WilsonFisk
The winged bull if Assyrian legend!
AggravatedFerret
Yes, especially since those ISIS human garbage shitheads destroyed a priceless statue of said Assyrian Bull
balthane
He's what was released when they smashed that priceless statue.
arrentknave
The statue was made to contain his otherworldly fury
SomethingReallyAmusing
I really like where this storyline is going.
AggravatedFerret
Holy shit that's an anti tank gun... HOLY SHIT THAT'S AN ANTI TANK GUN
toneman238
That reminds me of this:
StarkTangent
You can't do shit for dick to armor this thick. How thick thick is it? Half as thick as my dick!
redsky33
I want to say it's a hecate, but I can't be sure.
amicroscopicdotonamicroscopicdotonamicroscopicdot
So I was going for a walk in the woods, a very enthusiastic walk...
StandardDeviant
That's right! I'm going to fuck the fear turkey!
Apsalus
Steyr HS.
Mcrusty
Imagine the recoil. Imagine the body of the poor sucker shot by it. Damn.
bud467
what body.
Tithe
A real fucking vampire.
CptDaaaaave
South Africa making an appearance! Woop woop!
alucardhellsing
Good thing we got that bitch a canon. Bitches love cannons.
BatmanNutPunch
oh this thread is gonna be awesome!
StandardDeviant
Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFucker
tupacshomie
And that's just his right arm.
Ifiguredthiswouldwork
Why am I the first one to post the source of the joke? http://teamfourstar.com
NotACanadian
The IRL Doom Guy.
cowinapartyhat
Haven't you heard the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation? BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!
SarcasticAssholeOrAtLeastThatsWhatMomCalledMe
Was that an anzio
BlackWolfLeon
Nope, Denel NTW-20
Apsalus
Nope. Steyr HS.
geosynthetic
I bet he can 360 noscope with it.
LVSII
180 quick scope. His enemies will jam the respawn button to avoid watching that killcam.
HamsterHuey
Then he'll 420blazeit
HiveinMind
Just 360? Pssh, 720 is where it's at
remainingapollo
Nah bro 1080 4 lyfe
NexiKuro
what about 1620?
EverChillingLucifer
I need that gif but with COD hitboxes EVERYWHERE
Lockerkid
"Nice try, but your razor wire won't do shot for dick against armor this thick."
lemonwaterice
"How thick is it? Well, half as thick as my dick."
fe1od1or
"So thick enough that you'd need an anti-tank rifle to pierce it!"
AggravatedFerret
*Refer now to original Comment*
bloodspiller
"police girl, if you would."
mobius501
"Bitchez love cannons!"
ROBOTvsMAN
Shoot... shoot someone from ISIS with it...
justahumanonline
It'd probably....take their head right off.
Fiddy5
It'll end up taking up the whole torso off more like.
VonShnitzel
Nah. It would vaporize it. It's probably better to aim for center mass, anyway. It would tear the dude in half, then instantly 1/2
Lugia3
turn everyone within 15 feet into molten gravy/ 2/2
VonShnitzel
lower the morale of anyone within 100 yards
Ragnogroth
For every one wanting to know, it's a Steyr HS .50. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_HS_.50
Apsalus
Possibly the 460, but unlikely.
VirtualReality
Anyone watch Hellsing Ultimate? Remember Seras Victoria's gun(s)?
TezcaOrange
HARKONNENS!!!!!
lemonwaterice
#bitcheslovecannons
fe1od1or
#ITSNAZIS
StandardDeviant
Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFucker
VirtualReality
Unless I'm oblivious to a fantastically crafted joke or pun, no.
StandardDeviant
Kill you later, you catholic sociopath. Whoops, tautology!
LeDiddy
You are indeed oblivious, its a reference to Hellsing Abridged. Its Alucard's twitter profile. (I highly recommend it, 5 hilarious episodes)
VirtualReality
Thanks for enlightening me. I'll check it out.
VirtualReality
Thank you for enlightening me. That whole series was fantastically hilarious XD
pencilv3ster
Its not a .50 cal sniper rifle?
Ifiguredthiswouldwork
No, it's a Teamfourstar reference.
pencilv3ster
oh. not everyone watches the same stuff as everyone else. and sometimes words can mean things without references.
Leithoa
It comes in 14.5 x 114, 20x 82mm, & 20x110mm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denel_NTW-20
Apsalus
It's a Steyr HS.
pencilv3ster
truly? cause i was simply just asking
pencilv3ster
yeah its a steyr i can tell now by the handle looking carrying grip by the stock
pencilv3ster
it does look more like a Steyr than the Denel referenced below. both fucking DOPE though
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
Anti-materiel rifle. It wouldn't do squat to a proper tank, but can penetrate APC armor, or even a vehicle's engine block.
StarkTangent
*Shit for dick
wandergeist
In WWI it would've qualified as an anti-tank gun ;) (eg Mauser Tankgewehr)
zephyruk
And WW2, Boys rifle.
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
Hell, still useful in WW2. The Russians were going to retire their PTRs until they found out they could hurt Panthers with them.
flickerdart
Even in WWII, anti-tank rifles were phased out very quickly, since tanks stopped being shit in a year or two after the start.
superseriouscomments
Well, he wrote in WW1, though.
zeggitttttttttttt
The soviets used anti-tank rifles until the end of the war.
Agent
My mom used a tractor feed printer and a mouse with a ball in it right up until 2013.
Ekajra
Yes, well, the Russians' main war strategy for most of modern history has been "We have a greater population than you."
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
As an avid player of Red Orchestra who only played Soviet, I became VERY familiar with how much that thing sucked.