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crankyoldgeezer
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now, but I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING: Build wall, deport...
maximusdelirious
I always upvote Idiocracy references.
gldstr
Gatorade! Great drink, super drink, I love this drink. Electrolytes, amazing stuff really!
Auralyn
Get paid. Get laid. Gatorade.
Chiseler
oh an idiocracy reference, thats brilliant satire.
atomicassailant
+1 for idiocracy
NegativePositivePrimitive
Hey! Show some respect to your future... Future.. Pres... Bwahahahaha.
introducedspecies
Baitin
LearnedCoward
Go way
cousteau
Did he actually said this? At this point I would believe it.
fartharder
Brawndo
LearnedCoward
It's what plants crave!
maximusdelirious
So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!
QuantumBits
My right-wing coworkers, who swear they are moderates, hate it when I refer to Trump as President Camacho.
TheCaptainSly
Just watched this movie last night. The house of representin.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Sunday morning? It's time for the spam bots to attack America.
somethingfunnyandrandom
It's what plants crave
ThadSupersperm
Water? You mean like from the toilet?
Nekomilien
Maybe the movie was about 2017 with Trumph as president?
NeuerStandard
*Drumpf
monkaypants
ow my balls!
fartharder
"Brought to you by Carl's, Jr."
biolologist
His hands are so tiny. Dainty even.
MikeHawkRules
It's come to a point where I can't even know if he actually said this or not.
DapperDin
Owlberightback
Never go political on Imgur. There are a lot of idiots here on both sides.
Spidey209
I only come for the politics. And the cats. And the boobs. Mostly the boobs. And the politics.
022981
Its also liberal hive mind. Say one good thing about anything right wing and you're a racist poor hater
Spidey209
Say one good thing about the right wing. Lets science your theory.
Wimpymind
I d vote Trump over Hillary. Rather take chance on stupid, than no chance on evil.
Fuzzywuzzy9
DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamachoApprovesThisMessage
Oh hey, I'm relevant
jonestown
http://imgur.com/x3u17rn
TerribleBot
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
I always wanted that vocal navigation thing-a-ma-jig for my car that uses Terry Crews' voice.
moneyshot1
I could go for a Starbucks.
Heyimsortarelevant
No... I am
ThngsnStuf
Sorta
whatscrappening
TherealGuyLeDouche
That show is so funny
CorneliusCornwall
Mr. President
GIABot
PrezDwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Imposter!
DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamachoApprovesThisMessage
Excuse me? http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/images-4/idiocracy-president-comancho.jpg
Radix865
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
icantkeeppretendingidontlikeithere
He was here first. Just saying...
Chiseler
"women are the primary victims of war, they lose their husbands, fathers sons in combat" -hillary, now that is a f*cking idiot
classybroad
Her idiocy doesn't cancel out his in any way, though. You don't shoot yourself to treat a bullet wound, dude.
live830
Sure, the rest of that speech is irrelevant. Who cares about context? Not me, no sir.
Chiseler
put "women are the primary victims of war" into into context then.
live830
She only goes on to say that as civilians with a lesser status and economic position, women are displaced at a higher rate.
Chiseler
that doesnt make them the "primary victims of war"
live830
Primary victims of a war-torn nation. It was a speech on DV. It was about how women are unfortunately dependant on men.
mauricereeves
Is it just me, or are his hands really really small?
LearnedCoward
7.25" long. Below average for the average 5'10" man. Trump is 6'2".
justvenomcake
Who cares?
mauricereeves
Trump does. A lot.
AdolphusHitler
How dare he defend himself from stupid attacks?
mauricereeves
Yeah, thank God this thin-skinned idiot is running for a position where no one will ever mock him or belittle him.
LearnedCoward
If he's this thin-skinned, he should not have access to nukes
KyloSolo
Yeah, he sucks. I'm still not voting for Hillary.
ZigZagZombiesZoom
If you're not in a battleground state. You do you. Even if you are, voting is a choice not an obligation. Don't forget about your local reps
agmannen
Gotta work the system bro, the rest of the world is begging you to vote for Hillary
Spidey209
No. No they ain't. They are wondering why you picked her over Bernie.
slbain
Not voting is voting for him. Voting for a third party candidate is voting for him. So, do what you want but be honest with yourself.
KyloSolo
Same has been said over her.
classybroad
This school of thought is what landed us here in the first place.
slbain
It isn't a "school of thought", it mathematics. And the whole Nader crowd in 2000 is what gave Bush Florida and the election.
thewhifflingtit
False. Not voting is not voting. No vote is made.
AdolphusHitler
Voter apathy could make or break an election. If 50k Bernie voters decide not to vote, that's 50k less votes for Hillary and could cost her
AdolphusHitler
the state and possibly the election.
thewhifflingtit
I understand that. I'm not going to be strongarmed into voting for someone I find to be reprehensible.
mpriano
So. Not voting, Johnson, Stein, or voting for the xenophobic windbag anyway?
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
You should make it your mission to keep him out of the WhiteHouse. It means voting Hilary atthispoint. Sorry.just look away while you do it
KyloSolo
Nope - can't & won't do it. It'll prob be third party vote.
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
:( Hilary in the white house is just 4 years. A clown like him in the WhiteHouse is the world on its head set on a sad scary course.
Lycrus
No one in Congress will let him do anything, Hillary however knows how to work the system and will get anything she wants
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Grave mistake. Don't underestimate the influence a president can have. Can you imagine where the world would be if Lincoln hadn't been.
KyloSolo
We don't know what he'll bring - we know Hillary is bat shit crazy.
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Him the White House means no one the head the "west" and its western views and China and Russia left free to lead the world and its ideas.
pancrazio
As Italian, having already seen a shady billionaire as head of a government, i can precisely tell you what he will bring. Just ask.
progunil
about 20yrs ago i was staying with my grandparents' house in KY. on the news there was something about farmers on strike or some shit 1/2
progunil
there was a "man on the street" thing outside a grocery store and woman said "i don't care what happens to the farmers. i get my meat here"
porkbeast3000
A small part of me dies whenever I find out people can be so stupid
muttonchoppa
I've heard conversations from people that didnt know animal muscle was meat. What did you think chickens laid eggs and drumsticks?!
sveltechristmasman
This is from a movie called idiocracy. @op seems to think political people outside of Trump aren't "sponsored" by big companies
PandaBearSoup
Just because you point out one man's follies does not mean you are blind to everyone elses.
sveltechristmasman
No but parading only one's around and ignoring the others' makes you an ignorant twat.
GarikEast
Every single time.
thisnameisntfunny
Local farm here does educational tours for kids. Protesters trying to stop them from slaughtering cow they've been raising for a while. 1/2
thisnameisntfunny
"Please, tell him to go to Whole Foods and go get some anti-biotic free beef there." Direct. Fucking. Quote.
thorkild91
Eating beef that's been raised with a grass fed diet and without the need for antibiotics except when required for illness.
thorkild91
I mean that's a reasonable thing to say if their main issue is with less than stellar cattle easing methods. Just to be clear I'm for
thisnameisntfunny
Their main issue is they are going to kill a cow they bought for food that visitors view as a pet.