TheBloodyLady
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I don't know you, quit riding my ass
Jan 18, 2021 6:48 AM
TheBloodyLady
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I don't know you, quit riding my ass
mexicanben
was in line at Walmart n jerk dude had his mask off,and kept yawning. finally got tired of his shit.and told him to at least put the mask on
natachan
I once told a mum with a pram to back up because she was literally clipping my ankles with it. Lockdown 1.0
nomealone
Turn around and face them. They’ll get the idea.
JustAnotherCynicToo
Because you smell different when you're awake.
FartsThatCreak2
Farting keeps em back.
slinkiisu
They're afraid of someone cutting in line
GodzillaHarddiskson
Yall MFs need some nordic culture
neutronfish
They’re just experimenting with vertical spooning.
oldskol94
These people and close talkers are my pet peeves
creechville
Yes. Like back the fuck up I am literally breathing your stinky face exhaust !
friendfrombali
This happen a lot.. its make me clench my fist
FrogNamedKitty
Then when you try to step farther up to get away from them, they move forward too >:(
BlindDivine
b/c people have no fucking concept of personal space or consideration.
redrooster901
I called a couple out for it and they laughed and were like "if you're scared, go home" I was queueing at the supermarket to buy food...
Lulabel73
ButLogicallyTho
I tend do a quick glance move with my head towards them to grab their attention and then take a step away while looking right at their feet
6bender
then they step up closer because they think the line is moving.
ButLogicallyTho
Fuckin this^ so irritating hahaha
usernamehidden
I had a barista ask the guy behind me if he was with me... when he said no, she asked him to gave me some space... totally appreciate it
Prospro
I started putting the cart at the beginning of the the belt and moving in front of it to unload my groceries. Now, MFs cant get closer
Colopty
I'm considering just carrying an umbrella everywhere to put between me and those idiots.
Omarhell
The main reason people stand so close. Is because if you stand far enough for another person to fit, some bitch Wil try to cut the line
lafemmenikita
This, very much this
RafaelHugNKiss
Remember walking in a line in school? Probably something to do with that. Just ingrained in our memory or something. I don't know.
RSJunis
0 dislikes haha
GhostsofAcid
What happens if you start stroking your ass to their front in a passive-aggressive assertion of dominance?
mattchops
A guy stood so close to me one day I turned and said “what, are we fkn dating!?”… he moved away.
rowingrowingrowing
I always bring a ski pole with me and perch it off the back on my shoulder. The time I forgot it, I grabbed and swung a frozen baguette.
MeepMeep802
Sometimes I like to get into a deep lunge and just start grunting aggressively. Get my stretches AND keeps people away
FoodEater99
And everyone cheered
ThatWhichRemains
the powermove or him is to grab your hand and go "we are now"
DangerBaer
That's how fingers get broken.
reverendbonobo
Eat cabbage. Fart a lot. They'll back the fuck up.
pzummo
Because of all the times people cut in the school lunch line. Fuck those people.
EmporerDragon
For the same reasons they slowly pull forward while waiting for the light to turn green.
myrealnames
I leave a few feet between me and the person ahead of me, had people cut in more than once. Almost like driving on the highway. Idiots, all
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Well, okay. I’ll get to know you first, then can I ride your ass?
CptRobotNinja
No. Back the fuck up.
TiredOfTheBS
Nah, you gotta ride someone’s ass at least 3 times before doing anything as intimate as getting to know them.
messierthirtyone
TheBloodyLady
I mean, maybe?
rosecrystal
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Cowmayihelpu
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
If only that site had those tags...
Cowmayihelpu
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Hell toss in a romantic tag too!
hetherweaversmagic
Beat me to it!
QuickGoogleSearch
Of course!
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
QuickGoogleSearch
onepieceofgumleft
The3rdwheel
I need this shirt
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Thats great but based on his stance, i wouldnt doubt hes the type of guy who would gladly leap 6 ft to hit a stranger with a haymaker.
cardinal29
KotimainenKayttajanimi
And then I'll punch you right back for using the wrong your / you're.
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
Social distancing can stay for good. Im ok with it
babycoolredhead
I love this, but if I wore it, people would scoff at my inadequacy to follow through. I'm a coward.
Legrooveth
Are you in engagement range? Have you provoked an attack of opportunity? In reality if I can step and punch it's still too close
DustyMcKnuckles
But I took the sharpshooter feat for my longbow... everything is in engagement range :(
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Maybe I'm a bugbear with a pike. You better step way the fuck back then.
DustyMcKnuckles
Maybe I took Polearm Master. Get too close and youll provoke an attack of opportunity anyway.
Inmate45
Or go with the Aussie version
KotimainenKayttajanimi
How many cunts per dingo is 1.5 metres?
itsthevoiceman
Your ...
PunkassUnicorn
English is my third language and that shit irritates even me
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
How come that is so hard for so many to get? I'm not a native English speaker, but that is just so obvious
pareidoliaperson
It's you're* buddy(/jk)
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
(read the shirt)
pareidoliaperson
read the jk
OrkenMork
What part of 6 feet of separation do people not understand..those dots on the floor are there for a reason!
Inmate45
'6 Feet of Separation', or as we say in Australia...
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
They ignore the dots just like the one way arrows in the aisles, the arrows and dots do not apply to them.
Vblink
I said that to someone in harbor freight, his response "your wearing a mask"
OrkenMork
Well, he should have used the proper form of "You're"
sirmewtron
I think another part is fear of people cutting in line, the social anxiety about having to challenge someone
SergeantExplosion
Huge gaps in lines at Walmart people jump into thinking it's free. I've told a lot of people to get to the back in this pandemic
sirmewtron
Thank you for that. It's kindergarten again and we need teachers to remind people not to be selfish
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Does anyone live in an area where those dots are actually 6 feet apart?
SnackMasterRanger
I'm about six foot and I judge it like if I laid on the ground. They usually seem about accurate or 8 feet apart
creechville
Ya around here they either seem like maaaaybe 4 ft or way too far apart
QuickGoogleSearch
Yes, but I live in NJ where people aren't quite as big of fuckups as other places. But covidiots know no state bounds.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
I'm in NJ too and there are sooooo many stores with stickers that are only around 3 ft apart
thor0486
6 feet is important to me. But wearing the mask over your nose is even more important. if you're close with it under I'm going to lose it.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
I went to an indoor mini-golf place (not the smartest thing right now, but they have 15 minute intervals between groups) and this one dad
Ulthirm
We had to measure them to a decimal point in my warehouse. They looked super close but I can assure you that they were most likely further
Ulthirm
than closer in ALL directions. Including to the people climbing the stairs.
Ulthirm
I do mean this seriously, we had a laser calculator and everything. Across a mile (ish) wide and long warehouse we had to effectively
Ulthirm
identify how to distance everyone and everything. This was probably a couple hundred thousand dollar task.