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On EASTER SUNDAY — EASTER!! — one world leader wrote about compassion, hope and light following darkness. The other threatened to bomb power plants and bridges and signed off with "PRAISE BE TO ALLAH." I genuinely cannot tell if this is a war or a breakdown ???
"Praise be to Allah" — SIR. You are a self-described Christian president. On Easter Sunday. Threatening a Muslim country. While accidentally invoking Islam. This post contains more theological fucking chaos than the entire history of the Crusades combined ?✝️??
Power Plant Day. Bridge Day. "Open the Fuckin' Strait you crazy bastards." This is the foreign policy of a man who just discovered Google Maps and has been given nuclear weapons. The entire diplomatic corps of planet Earth just collectively shat themselves ?️???
Mark Carney: "Compassion is stronger than hate. Hope endures." Trump: "YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah" One of these men is Prime Minister. One runs the actual nukes. God help us all ???
#EasterSunday #TrumpIran #PraiseBeToAllah #MarkCarney #WTF #HolyWar
psmith00
and Trump, on this very Holy Day, says two phrases and sets himself as the equivalent of God. (remember the god of the Christians, Hebrews and Muslims are actually the same god, just worshipped according to diffrent doctrines delivered through different prophets or messiahs.
MarkoffChaney
Damn Easter files.
FPAlpha
That's a "leader" who's losing his shit because what he does is not working and the other side just takes the punches and says fuck you.
Trump is at the end, he didn't have a plan going in, doesn't have a plan at the moment and nobody is helping him clear up the mess he's solely responsible for.
This is perhaps the first time where he can't escape consequences in his life and he can't deal with it.
HandoB4Javert
Hexidimentional
bombing a country that worships YHWH in the name of YHWH is weird
i18736524742069
That alzheimer's is a son of a bitch
eastend666
The problem is very simple: No one has ever told him how stupid and classless he is.
DaisyfromDownunder
That's from the 'Fart of The Deal'. Trump needs a deal and might have to get someone to read that book to him.
morninggloryshade777
And of course we get the biggest loser of all:(
wario37
Even as an American, I’m amused in a horrified way. Trump killed the Iran peace treaty in his first term. They were following the treaty and not working on Nukes (proven by inspectors). They appear to have still been following it even after (no proof though). Now, our idiot decided to bomb Iran at behest of ISR, proved he or his “best people” never had a plan. Is offering peace for the same deal Obama had, passage through the strait, AND has shown the world he DOESN’t know what NATO IS
OhIfIMust
Grimmrog
FFS i start to believe Trump is so horrible they don't even want him in hell, thats the only reason he isn't dead yet.
LivingDeadX
“WHERE’S MY FUCKING PEACE PRIZE!”
djhash
I choose to warn people about Easter.
BernieWhalen
StarscreamAndHutch
Ah! My account got hacked by the Iranians. War crime! I must nuke them now!!! - trimp in a few hours.
Illinifan88
Admitting to war crimes is certainly a choice.
SirLurkAndSmirkAndSometimesSnark
Like fr tho. Fuckin impeachment time? He's clearly lost it more than usual.
TheVillageGrouch9000
The Allah comment was intended to make Muslims hate the US even more - if that's possible. Nice going asshole. There is TACO. Will they really attempt to follow through - again?
4thwalled
DangerBaer
Certainly drumpf has graduated to stick D chess.
chammey
Getting rage baited by AI is cherry on cake.
huffnpuff72
Its pretty sad that his minders could even get one of his backhanded positive tweets out. Like 'happy Easter to everyone including the woketards' or something.
ChopOnBrother2021
Are we entirely certain that Hitler wasn’t a time traveler?
It would sure explain a lot.
damogen
Nah, Hitler was also an idiot, but he was an eloquent idiot.
DangerBaer
Every generation has it's monsters.
May the drumpf family name go down through history the way of hitler's.
awkungen42
Are we reminded that compassion is greater than hate? I'm not seeing that bullshit anywhere.
nimeton0
pareidoliaperson
I so wish that board was made and held up by a 13 year old girl during protests.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Here's the thing about the Strait that I don't think is communicated to Americans - it is open. It's just not open to the United States. It's why none of your allies came running to help with your war. We value passage through the Strait over the literal nothing gained in assisting you.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
I, as an American war veteran, do not blame you in the slightest and I wish more people in my country weren't fucking terrible.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Thanks, seriously from an American.
PrincessWasabi
Seconded
killergrooves85
It’s open for a toll. It used to just be open.
But really it’s just open for China and 1 French ship.
So, like the Habba Hotel… pool’s closed.
wario37
Well, Iran is working out a deal for the rest of the world…which will be in pounds…and kill the dollar as world currency while still not letting US THROUGH THE STRAIT.
killergrooves85
It’s in Chinese yuan. So far they’ve been demanding Chinese yuan because their retaliatory strike a couple weeks ago on Qatar cut off a big source of China’s Liquid Natural Gas and Iran is doing a mea culpa. I don’t know where you heard British pounds from, but I’ve only heard yuan.
pareidoliaperson
Good fucking riddance.
Awhiteguy
as an American, I am so happy to see our allies stand up to this madman. I can’t wait till we do the same in this country.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
That's just it though, we're not 'standing up to the madman', we're icing the US out. There are a lot of talks and summits and so on that the US just isn't invited to anymore. It's a loss of a lot of power for the US to no longer be at the table and I don't think your media is communicating that to you.
Madalchemist2018
They aren't communicating it clearly or fully but the informed people know it and the Faux news brained would just consider that another US win of the orange god making Europe do X.
Awhiteguy
I think it’s true that the legacy media isn’t communicating this point well at all, but luckily that is not where most millennials and gen z turn to for news anymore. Independent media is having a real moment of ascension at the moment.