Congratulations on Fighting Cancer! Your Next Boss Battle Is the Fucking American Healthcare System.
96
2
646
LIV, Laugh, Launder: When Sportswashing Finally Runs Out of Fucking Money
18
11
1120
We Built the Road. They Were Already Home.
456
49
14880
You Did Everything Right. Your Child Still Got the Bill.
742
127
18305
When the People Behind Bars Show More Humanity Than the Fucking People Writing the Laws
701
56
18468
Wheel of Misfortune: Every Fucking Spin Lands on Trump
10
6
578
Work Until You Die — But At Least FuckHead Trump Might Get His Name on an Airport
17
6
422
America First! Right After We Finish Renaming Everything After Daddy.
26
7
461
He Recorded the Police. So the Police Apparently Decided to Record His Entire Fucking Life.
1091
65
24009
There Was an Attempt to Oppose Debt Relief Without Mentioning the Debt Relief in Your Own Fucking House
664
117
20831
Four Presidents Walk Into Ground Zero. The Punchline Stayed Home.
25
23
1666
Can’t Have a Pentagon Full of Dissent if You Keep Getting Rid of the Fucking Dissenters
575
50
12550
The Arsonists Keep Fucking Winning Employee of the Month
469
81
7396
Deregulation: Because Apparently the Guardrails Were Oppressing the Car
-7
15
804
Leonardo DiCaprio Has Apparently Discovered Noise-Cancelling Intimacy ??
-5
31
1620
The Lorax Tried Speaking for the Trees. They Asked If He Had a Fucking Tee Time.
68
14
1471
The Most Expensive Way to Fucking Die Younger
591
41
17923
Houston, We Have a Fucking Applause Problem
686
93
21092
After an Exhaustive Review, Trump Has Determined Trump Is the Greatest Trump Ever
33
27
817
Galaxy Brain Governance: Put My Name on It or the Fucking Kennedy Center Gets It
219
23
4208
America Keeps Hitting “Remind Me Later” on the Fucking Civil Rights Update
358
29
11334
PATIENCE: Some Beers Just Need a Little More Time in the Cellar.
269
35
12484
Apparently “Leave No One Behind” Has a Fucking Asterisk
38
17
1005
We Crossed 225 Million Kilometres Just to Discover the Sunsets Are Better There
297
54
11057
Rockstar Accidentally Became the GTA Corporation Rockstar Would Parody
418
105
13390
Friendship Ended With America. Now Europe Is My Best Friend.
35
11
480
Trump Has Reached the “I’m Renaming Your Fucking Lake” Stage of Diplomacy
27
14
556
34
15
804
Big Brother Rebranded as “Public Safety” and Hoped Nobody Would Fucking Notice ☕?️
765
131
25703
The United States Senate Has Stopped Responding — Would You Like to Wait?
620
95
20292
Apparently “Do No Harm” Needed a Fucking Reminder
9
8
1196
Flock Around and Find Out: Surveillance Company Discovers Surveillance
1998
152
35187
Trump Accidentally Leaks the Fucking Season Finale
478
146
8802
Minority Report, But the Precogs Are Fucking License-Plate Cameras
1021
191
30896
Michael Cohen Discovers the Incredible Pardon-Shaped Benefits of Forgiveness
208
14
5233
Apparently the Placenta Drops at 8 and Your Fucking Shift Starts at 9
43
35
1394
The Economy Is Doing Great If You Fucking Ignore Everyone Participating in It
34
18
594
NBA Owners Discover Their Fucking Moral Compass Has a Price Tag
4
7
1133
Florida Just Discovered the Final Boss Has a $16 Million Campaign Budget — and a Health Bar
17
9
851
The White House Spin Cycle Is Losing a Fucking Setting
110
26
705
America Isn’t Broke — It Just Has a Very Expensive Fucking Definition of “Priorities”
27
5
334
Family Values™ — Terms and Conditions Apparently Apply
487
60
6170
Apparently the White House Needed Gold More Than Sick Kids Needed Help
22
9
548
The Four Fucking Stages of Trump Crisis Management
437
7
5374
Man Discovers Disgraceful Fucking Situation Directly Beneath His Own Ass
263
30
6439
Schrödinger’s Fucking Tough Guy: Brave Until the Door Opens
11
4
251
When Air Superiority Comes With a Side of Fries
12
9
442
Kansas Woman Chose the Red Pill, Then Apparently Fucking Washed It Down With a Margarita
60
43
2815
Turns Out “Federal Agent” Isn’t a Fucking Parking Placard
49
9
1238
Her Dog Refused to Leave a Stranger Alone. Turns Out He Had a Damn Good Reason.
47
22
1460
Mark Zuckerberg Discovers the Dangers of Monopoly Immediately After Losing at Fucking Monopoly
373
55
17778
Prosperity for All — Some Assembly Required by the Working Class
-5
10
213
The Most Expensive “Should’ve Shut the Fuck Up” in American History
526
42
7408
The Economy Is Booming — You’re Just Standing Underneath It
51
23
1461
Democracy Now Requires Postal Pre-Approval
303
27
7302
Vote Against It. Take Credit for It. Repeat Until Someone Fucking Notices.
371
16
5515
The Three Stages of a White House Press Briefing
25
4
543
Nothing Says “Public Safety” Like Fucking Privatizing Big Brother
315
42
16014
America Discovers the Terrifying Military Superpower 90 Miles From Florida That It’s Been Economically Strangling for 60 Years
13
9
519
They Found a Way to Put a Paywall on the Fucking Fire Extinguisher
66
20
1512