Who wants some noodz?

Feb 16, 2025 2:27 PM

zoraniko

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Where was she Friday night? I really was in the mood for this.

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There has to be another way! #smashesorangeintoeye

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The Internet has ruined me

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Now THAT'S talent!

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That’s practiced skill.

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Awesome technique tbh

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How much mustard do you want?

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Lewdles

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Spider-noodles, spider-noodles,
does whatever a spider, er, doodles

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Everything reminds me of him

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how do some of the earlier ones not get overcooked?

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"NOODLES?" More like "ROPES."

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Came looking for the “Ropes” comment!

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Hnnnnnggghhĥĥh

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I think I need to get back in touch with her.

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Masturbate first, think later

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Get that post nut clarity

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I should call her.

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I would be standing right there making aptly-timed fart sounds with my mouth.

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So wait your supposed to do that over BOILING WATER?

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Should I be horny or terrified?

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Yes

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For some reason I think I could get that technique down pretty fast. I've got a lot of practice doing something similar

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results may vary

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Just once in my life I would like to cum like that…

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Save up for a week or two. Take zinc supplements. Stay very hydrated. Edge for a couple hours. Boom. Ropes.

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…and pineapple juice for the good flavor! v

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Everything reminds me of her

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How many millions of noodles have those hands made? That skill takes a lifetime. Let's appreciate art and craftsmanship daily that isn't meant to last.

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Freshly squeezed noodles

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This, too, is yuri

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By the time the last one drops, the first one is cooked

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Easy, you just memorize the order you put them in and remove them in the same order. Problem solved.

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I remember my first time...

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Don't unmute. The hand sounds aren't nearly farty enough. It's not worth it. :(

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I....uh....argh

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you are bad and made me feel bad

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Forbidden Spaghetti

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🫢

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A Reboot meme..and breaking the fourth wall..AND that episode!!! Respect!!

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As we used to say in the old days, thanks, I hate it.

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Yep

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I'm giving you a very angry Upvote.

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Oh! Ennghh.. blearrrrrrgh...

Well made, so nasty.

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NO TREAT

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This is grapey AF!

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I think I might genuinely hate everything that is in this image. Thanks for that.

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you could have kept that to yourself

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Junji Ito really is a master of horror, and it fucking kills me that basically none of his work has an adaptation that's worth a shit.

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The first episode of Uzumaki was OK, and only the first episode.

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Ah, that's too bad to hear... I was waiting to watch it :(

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what.

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Junji Ito. Crazy ass manga artist. Absolutely unhinged shit like this in all of his stuff, haha

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v

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v

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That is the best usage for this texture, ever.

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Junji Ito protagonists all have a bar that's like 10,000x higher than the point where I'd just walk away from home, even live on the street if I'd need to. Like, "oh, my family and house are covered in an inch of oil at all times. Bye everyone! Don't know where I'll be, but it's not here. Don't contact me!"

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Seriously. Dude has a creative knack for being disturbing as hell, a lot of times with no violence (sometimes with too, but yeah).

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Its amazing how many of them are objectively very silly but yet when you come across them in the stories they are instead disturbing.

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I'd rather crawl into a hole in a mountain.

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Just stay the hell away from Amigara Fault. And Mammoth Cave Kentucky for that matter.

Actually, just go back inside and shut the blinds. ._.

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"Just stay the hell away from Amigara Fault." that was the joke. (same mangaka)

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Drr drr drr

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