How many millions of noodles have those hands made? That skill takes a lifetime. Let's appreciate art and craftsmanship daily that isn't meant to last.
Junji Ito protagonists all have a bar that's like 10,000x higher than the point where I'd just walk away from home, even live on the street if I'd need to. Like, "oh, my family and house are covered in an inch of oil at all times. Bye everyone! Don't know where I'll be, but it's not here. Don't contact me!"
JackieTreehornProductions
Where was she Friday night? I really was in the mood for this.
mastybuttz
There has to be another way! #smashesorangeintoeye
chewmanlove
The Internet has ruined me
hodaddelvecchio
Now THAT'S talent!
chickadeedeedeedee
That’s practiced skill.
machmach
WeHaveCheese
Awesome technique tbh
Ausmerica
How much mustard do you want?
dudetheabider
Lewdles
heartlesswench
Spider-noodles, spider-noodles,
does whatever a spider, er, doodles
PirateArrrgument
Everything reminds me of him
jimmythehat1
how do some of the earlier ones not get overcooked?
MagnumRadhard
"NOODLES?" More like "ROPES."
homoerection
Came looking for the “Ropes” comment!
angryjeep
Hnnnnnggghhĥĥh
RElGNMAN
I think I need to get back in touch with her.
nokia58
BeaverOnFire
NauseousPanda
Masturbate first, think later
savemebabyjebus
Get that post nut clarity
CheeseborgarSoop
I should call her.
NightOwlRally
I would be standing right there making aptly-timed fart sounds with my mouth.
measuredby5
So wait your supposed to do that over BOILING WATER?
asarkiro
Should I be horny or terrified?
homoerection
Yes
MrImmaculate
For some reason I think I could get that technique down pretty fast. I've got a lot of practice doing something similar
JackieTreehornProductions
results may vary
iamyourmaster
Just once in my life I would like to cum like that…
homoerection
Save up for a week or two. Take zinc supplements. Stay very hydrated. Edge for a couple hours. Boom. Ropes.
firlefranz
…and pineapple juice for the good flavor!
v
theGrumptastic
possumattack
Everything reminds me of her
MuttMonkey
How many millions of noodles have those hands made? That skill takes a lifetime. Let's appreciate art and craftsmanship daily that isn't meant to last.
Swampplatapus
Freshly squeezed noodles
ihavethelowground
RyanHaynes
This, too, is yuri
Yoghurtsson
By the time the last one drops, the first one is cooked
MustardDuck
Easy, you just memorize the order you put them in and remove them in the same order. Problem solved.
BobAllen2004
I remember my first time...
Darjanator
Don't unmute. The hand sounds aren't nearly farty enough. It's not worth it. :(
Strohmodeus
bryansmith1986
I....uh....argh
blzrdphoto
FineNevermind
pacanukeha
you are bad and made me feel bad
watcher1987
shinagami091
KindaWeirdSometimes
JavaCofe
Strohmodeus
Forbidden Spaghetti
catsandtardis
Qube8
🫢
TacosAreDelicious
NinjaClyde
Plamingyag
A Reboot meme..and breaking the fourth wall..AND that episode!!! Respect!!
DisappointedHulk248
OCJones
As we used to say in the old days, thanks, I hate it.
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
NightOwlRally
ugopb4me
Yep
austinwizardforhire
Gerthquake
hobojones85
VitaminJay
I'm giving you a very angry Upvote.
KerbalSparePictures
TheGrapes
DigitalDragon75
Oh! Ennghh.. blearrrrrrgh...
Well made, so nasty.
ihavethelowground
firlefranz
Aeonika
turdswindler9000
Sidewaysgts
NO TREAT
mdizzly
CrisprCAS
MagnumRadhard
This is grapey AF!
FabulouslyTiti
I think I might genuinely hate everything that is in this image. Thanks for that.
Cornflakes91
you could have kept that to yourself
Noahbalboa82
BladeTurMoiL
DrLOAC
RandomInternetAsshole
CatShadowleaf
BlueDsc
Junji Ito really is a master of horror, and it fucking kills me that basically none of his work has an adaptation that's worth a shit.
onepinksheep
The first episode of Uzumaki was OK, and only the first episode.
MioTaalas
Ah, that's too bad to hear... I was waiting to watch it :(
NightOwlRally
what.
AnonsAndMinions
Junji Ito. Crazy ass manga artist. Absolutely unhinged shit like this in all of his stuff, haha
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
mynamespaul
MisterLemons
theGrumptastic
FabulouslyTiti
That is the best usage for this texture, ever.
TypicallyVigo
Junji Ito protagonists all have a bar that's like 10,000x higher than the point where I'd just walk away from home, even live on the street if I'd need to. Like, "oh, my family and house are covered in an inch of oil at all times. Bye everyone! Don't know where I'll be, but it's not here. Don't contact me!"
AnonsAndMinions
Seriously. Dude has a creative knack for being disturbing as hell, a lot of times with no violence (sometimes with too, but yeah).
TypicallyVigo
Its amazing how many of them are objectively very silly but yet when you come across them in the stories they are instead disturbing.
RalphH
I'd rather crawl into a hole in a mountain.
NightOwlRally
Just stay the hell away from Amigara Fault. And Mammoth Cave Kentucky for that matter.
Actually, just go back inside and shut the blinds. ._.
RalphH
"Just stay the hell away from Amigara Fault." that was the joke. (same mangaka)
rchcopper
Drr drr drr