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Based off of this image one can conclude that there is a risk of severe Avocado storms this evening/overnight across the Midwest. Make sure you are well equipped with all necessary supplies (lime juice, salt, cilantro, tomatoes, garlic, onions, and cayenne pepper) in order to take advantage of the impending storm. For those of you who do not appreciate guac, take shelter immediately.
spazmcnasty
hey i live there!
siler7
Sauce?
shitdonniesays
As someone currently in SpringVegas, MO: FUCK.
Photofaggins
When you start a new job and live in Missouri and you randomly find a weather report on imgur and realize your in the middle of a pit.
Carrow
White people are being strongly advised to stay indoors!
modsquad0
Did it form in Mexico????
Risqie
Yup, KC got shit on last night.
duckfart
Kansan here can confirm naders
Worldf1re
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corgimas
Hey here in Boston area we have a French toast alert!!! Guac sounds better though
ryno506
I'm here in Missouri & I just received an Avocado watch until 9pm...please pray for me & my family.
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Yup. Shit blew through faster than I can masterbate.
Cheomesh
...lucky cunts.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Oh you scared me you loser - love, Arkansas
ShortBreadSpicyFood
It's the Mexicans...their Aztec gods are angry at us for Trump....
MadHakon
Move over Quetzalcoatl; now reigns the day of Avocadonado!
TheSplendidEntity
Sour cream, Salt/Pepper, Jalapeno, lime/lemon juice, cilantro, red onion. Your welcome!
TheSplendidEntity
You're- damnit!
ReebzWasTaken
Going through the heart of the storm right now... Yeah, so how's your day?
CheeseEggsAndPotatoes
Man that baker sure has been hitting the guac hard
CrangesMcBasketball
Ripe for disaster!!!
Ulthirm
I'm more interested in the one at the top left
TheZade
Missouri is a pit
andyetanotheraccount
Indeed it is
Cheomesh
Yeah :/
Slugs42
living in the lighter green, it hailed pretty good and rained for about half hour
BugEyedLemur
Let it fucking pour then
lichandlibertine
NW Kansas reporting in - we made it out to clear skies. Not today, twister!
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
Shit! I'm in the pit!
mrShaver
Godspeed
erichwithanh
Now all they need is a strong tortilla strip front from the SW.
originalBabewiththePower
Came back to upvote you. Thanks for the laugh.
AritadaesCitadel
Holy guacamole!!!
AkujiMalice
I'm sorry. You had a chance but this ruined it for me. I'm allergic to avocado and allergic to you.
xZelas
Bravo avocado!!!
Kebinsama
mt77932
http://escapeadulthood.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/holy-guacamole.jpg
AritadaesCitadel
Nice
OhhhPleaseNo
timlovesraffi
So if I'm in eastern KY, like, is the avocado not ripe enough for guac yet?
AritadaesCitadel
Ehhh yeah? I mean, wait a day. Avocados are like that. There's like a two minute window of when they're perfect. Good luck!
HungryHungryHypocrite
Bravo avocado!
uoeno
xZelas
You literally just stole my comment man why
sweetiebobeatie
TastyTacoNinja
We've got chips!
HungryHungryHypocrite
Hold the phone was that an Aquabats reference?
TastyTacoNinja
Awwww yissssss
HungryHungryHypocrite
Makken360
Naive Brit here... if that's the Midwest.. why is it on the eastern half of the US? I always assumed it'd be the middle of the western half?
GusTarball
West of the Appalachian mountain range. East of the Rocky mountain range
ohioprisoner72
I live in Ohio and always wondered why they called it that!
MoreCowBellBaby
Eh, it generally stretches from the Mississippi to the Rocky mountains or so. But part of the Midwest is also the south. God bless Texas
andyonetime
Cuz right next to that is some bigass mountains and the Midwest more just includes big fields.
SidneyHarbor
Because it was named in the 1700's when everyone lived within 100 miles of the Atlantic coast.
chiplizard
I don't get it either.
cassiomustachio
Midwest is basically the Interior and Great Plains.
skoomaddict
Its because of the rocky mountains. The midwest stops about halfway through the country and then its the mountains then the west
skoomaddict
Its defined as the prairie states. Mostly flatland where everything is manufactured or farmed for the east and west coasts
PortAuMericuh
You're thinking of the great planes.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Oh wow, hey, it's Mr Fancy British Man here who calls things what they are based on the meaning of words. You think you're better than us??
ohioprisoner72
... They should just call it MID - DUMB... Stop by and talk to the people here sometime..... Youll see what i mean immediately
MadHakon
I would think they might feel insulted if their intelligence wasn't questioned by the genius that brought us "Mid-Dumb."
cousac
For us, the Mississippi River is the dividing line. So the Midwest is immediately west of MR. Does that help?
LurkMasterP
And just because we like to be weird, the "Deep South" is Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and S. Carolina. NOT Texas or Florida.
UrbanNorthern
No this is wrong. The Midwest is roughly Ohio to Minnesota. It generally goes EastCoast>Midwest>Great Plains>Mountain West>WestCoast
skoomaddict
No because illinois and Wisconsin are in the Midwest..
Siegmier1
And ohio
greenbottle22
And indiana
Makken360
Yes... a genuinely helpful answer. This is one of the many reasons I like imgur!
skoomaddict
Dont listen, hes wrong
PortAuMericuh
That's not accurate though. Midwest gets its name from earlier times when the entire continent was not yet settled by the whites.
GingeraffeTW
Personally, I'd say from the Missouri River and over. It grinds my gears when people consider Chicago to be in the Midwest.
mt77932
But we Chicagoans are so lovable
GingeraffeTW
Went there for the WS parade. Fuck that, I'm from Nebraska. Love Giordano's though.
PortAuMericuh
Well it's very much in the Midwest google map of Midwest.