Optical illusion cat
Tactical Grandma Action
I need scissors. 61
Grillfriend
gud kats
Alas, poor Batman! I knew him, Horatio...
Natural behavior documented in captivity
Banana
For my turn I cast...
Oh, uh...no, thanks.
What kind of sick person does this?
Sick reference, bro
"Get out of your comfort zone," they said.
Zombies can have pets
Dog.exe has stopped working
Oh, what a glorious day!
Sing it. Say it. Let it sink into your head.
The Machines...
Shame on you with your dirty mind! What were you expecting?
TFW you're describing a song to a friend and they say "I don't know it. Could you sing it for me?"
Put peanut butter on a banana for great hairstyle ideas.
When your dad takes your drugs...
"Where's my money?!"
TIL never turn a Beanie Baby inside out
U wan goat?
Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes...
How to get people to use the stairs.
How many lucks is this?
If you got pizza at DragonCon, there's a chance I made/delivered it from our on site pizza kitchen
I heard a noise coming from the closet...
¿Qué?
MEETING ADJOURNED
Ballsy design
Merry Christmas!
Careful with that emoji, sir...
So...this is a real lecture.
Don't tell me what to dooOOOOOOOOOoooooᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅
These gummy worms didn't taste reich
I think my cat is adorably broken
It's...Okay
goats
My cat had surgery recently.
Went to dry my hands and had to do a double-take...
Just a sleepy lil' birdy
Sometimes SEXY takes the backseat while WARM grabs the wheel...