Food Recipes for the Hungover, High, or Tired

#1:Cheese on Bread

Ingredients:
Cheese
Bread

Preperation:
1: Get some bread
2: Get some cheese
3: Attempt to throw cheese on bread
4: Miss
5: Accept defeat and put cheese on bread without throwing

Note: you can use any kind of bread and cheese.

#2: Half Bowl of Cereal

Ingredients:
Cereal (Any kind)
Milk (Or water, I'm not here to judge)
Bowl

Preparation:
1: Get bowl
2: Get cereal
3: Get milk
4: Pour milk into bowl
5: Miss the bowl
6: Debate whether or not you are going to clean up the milk
7: Decide not to because you just want fucking cereal, not responsibilities
8: Repeat as needed until you don't miss bowl

#3: Bag of Tortilla Chips

Ingredients:
Bag of tortilla chips
The souls of 75 jackrabbits*

Preparation:
1: Get bag
2: Open it
3: Eat 10 chips
4: Walk away from bag to do something
5: Return to bag because tortilla chips are amazing
6: Finish bag
7: Bathe in your tears

*: not necessary for process, just makes chips more enjoyable (Source: the Devil)

#4: Takeout Chinese Food

Ingredients:
Phone
Menu from desired restaurant

Preparation:
1: Get menu from restaurant
2: Call restaurant
3: Order your food
4: Wait until ready for pickup (In this time, you may want to consider finding those jackrabbit souls)
5: Pick up food

#5: Bowl of Croutons

Ingredients:
Croutons
Bowl

Preparation:
1: Get croutons
2: Get bowl
3: Try to open bag
4: Fail
5: Try harder
6: Make croutons explode everywhere
7: Enjoy your 9 croutons that did not leave the bag

#6: Half Cooked Chicken Nuggets

Ingredients:
Chicken nuggets
Microwave
Impatience

Preparation:
1: Get chicken nuggets
2: Put on plate
3: Put in microwave
4: Set to 20 seconds
5: Wait
6: Take out of microwave
7: Check to see if warm
8: They're not
9: Accept your fate and eat cold nuggets

#7: The 15 Grapes At the Bottom of the Bag

Ingredients:
Grapes
Bowl or Plate

Preparation:
1: Get bowl or plate
2: Get grapes
3: Put grapes in bowl or plate
4: ???????????????
5: Profit

#8: That Cold Half Eaten Piece of Pizza From a Few Days Ago

Ingredients:
Half of a slice of pizza
A paper plate (anything else will not work)
Not a single fuck about if its even edible still

Preparation:
1: Get paper plate
2: Get pizza slice
3: Put pizza on plate
4: Eat cold