When you're 37 and fab as fuck
my cousin Myla on the cover of a magazine: had eye cancer, survived, and now has a prosthetic. still as cute as ever.
All of Atlanta be like (Falcons 2-0, Panthers 2-0, Bucs 1-1, Saints 0-2)
This is definitely the best looking picture I've ever taken. That's not saying very much.
MRW Someone tells me that a hot dog isn't a sandwich
"Your skin looks great.. It'd look better on my floor."
Everybody in New Orleans right now
Lake Elaine, Flagstaff Arizona
Oh, I get it. because I won't let you eat dirt, sticks, and acorns, I'm an asshole, right?
when your cat is temporarily possessed by Satan.
Oddly inspirational.
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
Picture of Sarah at Camp Imgur
ah yes. my favorite sport. white people rafting.
my mom made me the best birthday present ever.
Also, "profoundly retarded."
It's my birthday! I woke up with this old man on my chest.
My light bulb blew out.
I lost a hundred and fifty pounds today, imgur. :c
Pictured: the moment my cat was done with my shit
Immediately following the Falcons v. Eagles game
The paws tho
soon.
Austria, myself, is the biggest supporter of Bernie Sanders internationally. Don't fuck this up, America.
map of America's roughly 2.8 million roads.
poor fitzy
I'd fuck that.
My sister got married yesterday. I may have gotten a little crazy with the photobooth
mistakes were made
Have you ever seen a face so full of mild concern?
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
When you're arguing with the OP and you realize something
Giants vs. Redskins game tonight is absolutely fucking stupid.
"you talkin' shit boy?"
Deku is a little not thrilled with the Arizona heat.
Jesus Christ, my cat is infected.
When I'm banging the girl I brought home from the bar and my wingman decides to stop by
Fucking Fallout Shelter rad roaches.
When you're a way better cheerleader than football player
Ah yes.. my favorite walk. The "Post sex and I'm ready for those fucking pancakes." walk.
Just wanted to share my excellent view on my way to work today.
Got some new dogs, imgur.
Learning the hard way that doing yoga with your dog around is a bad idea. No chill.
He's been sleeping for a while. I love it when he does this.
Trying to remove my football pads and Jersey on the bus after a long game
I DID IT. IT'S NOT PERFECT BUT I DID IT
When my friends kid and his little friends say that they can beat me in Super Smash Bros
MRW I unleash a deadly, silent fart and walk out of the room
I should delete my facebook.
This is my new desktop. I didn't know I needed this until now. Thank you, ThatMoose.
When you bust on her face after not getting any for a few weeks
I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY CUP BACK AND FORTH
My last sister is finally leaving for college.
MRW I'm drunk off my ass and there's a free buffet
More facebook fun
Help.
Got football, got steak, didn't need that cheating bitch anyway.