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Nov 28, 2015 12:26 PM
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Sauroctonus
Kermit really let himself go.
MyNamesCody
i like socks for christmas?
chargeling
https://youtu.be/qsYR40I0x3A?list=PLHTidMlOhPtGVJZSEMPi4yG_zMxCv2ZQd I didn't understand this until I watched the video. And I'm German. Oo
Grrrg
what
Rc58
Fancy, colorful dress socks are the best though! They're on my list. I'd love to get more argyle. Oh! Or maybe something with anchors.
manFLU
Thought it was Toby McGuire in the second frame of the man
HunterAlThompson
As a german, i've never seen this commercial, but i wish i would
MAK47
schwein!
Milkcartonguy
i was not expecting any of this
JoshEdgar
Has no one noticed they have a landline????
whosaidjehovah
I find it ironic he was caught slippin by a sock
sushisorceress
Seems legit
lhug
Some german commercials are just great =)
AverageSexGod
Is the "what are you sinking (thinking) about?" commercial from Germany? Or just about Germans.
bender211
So are some German brothels...
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck3uOCyWB50 Sweet dreams!
theoldlickaroo
Not German but anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBI0sJ1zYXI
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
And some German commercials are just alReich
notDylanOBrien
I got more of a laugh from this being down voted than the comments.
ConfusedGerman
gisildur
All commercials from 2015: https://youtu.be/UF89xlh0wfw aaand from last year: https://youtu.be/5YRHbsaH7nk
Moepelton
HAhahaha where are those from i have never seen them ?
OMNOMNIVORE
Thanks for sharing those. I've never seen them before and they made my day. +1
anloni
<3
uniro
Thanks, loved it.
BingleyBingleyBeep
Sitting here laughing like a fool! Thanks for sharing. :D
TheLastPunslinger
I thought that was his masturbation sock for the first 3-frames. How else could it be standing so tall?
wasaBaee
Crispy socks here, crispy socks there...
quantumpacket
But why would he need a masturbation sock if he could just go to the brothel instead?
TheLastPunslinger
Wouldn't you be bitter if your partner started going to brothels instead of you? Jealous ex syndrome.
quantumpacket
:D
eggmuffin
"Masturbation sock"? Is that what I think it is? And if so, why wouldn't you wash it?
TheLastPunslinger
Yes it is what you think it is. A sock that teenagers (usually) cum into. It doesnt get washed because you usually don't do 1/
TheLastPunslinger
Oh you sweet summer child
TheLastPunslinger
2/2 your own laundry, and you dont want anyone to find out about it, so it just gets dirtier and nastier, and upright.
eggmuffin
That's disgusting. I just used tissues.
ThePastmaster
And they say Germans can't be funny.
Bluekirbyssb
Almost don't want to update, I got to this at 4444 points. Oh well, fuck it.
Bluekirbyssb
Upvote*
ThePrettiestSalad
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/65096/shamwowcolor-436x500.jpg
hwatL4bloopy
I want socks bc all of mine are ankle socks and I wanna wear my boots
N0ticeablyFAT
I hated my gramma's Christmas socks until I moved out. Now I look forward to it.
godamnit
Someone is about to get lost in the laundry. Snitches get stitches pulled.
tomyironmane
oh, that's sweet, you think I am going to waste my time pulling stitches, when I can wage UNRESTRICTED CHEMICAL WARFARE on his insole.
rossalupus
I fuggin love socks for christmas, its the only thing i ask for (and no im not 60, im 16)
AidynRocka
I get a year's supply of underwear every Christmas. Best presents ever.
d0ri
S O C K S...
emertonom
kkbellzz
Hilarious
Vospire
But I love socks for Christmas. One of life's greatest pleasures is putting on a brand new pair of socks.
Incantanto
I hate socks. Summer is the best thing. Bare feet!
yepnope
You pervert.
Eranju
And the other one is taking off a pair of cold, wet socks, vowing to never put on a pair ever again.
LawSoHard
Calm down Satan...
HobbitHouse
I always give out wool socks because they are expensive and everyone loves them in my fam
ConstantReader
My brother in law asks for wool socks every year. It's literally the only thing on his Christmas list.
eggmuffin
I always need more socks! And underwear. And shirts, neck ties, cuff links, slippers... I have become my dad.
LeatherDaddyFishMan
The best thing about christmas is getting socks without having to buy them
Sinus23
That is my reasoning as well. When it becomes your task to buy your own socks, getting them as a gift is not too shabby .
crazyhornedlizardlady
Especially fuzzy socks. ♡
shirleykins
My family usually gives socks for Easter. Don't know why. I've carried on the tradition and my son and husband get them every year
umpbumpfizz
I also often get socks for Easter. Are you Sweedish? My Sweedish side of the family does this. I have no idea if it's general to Sweedes.
shirleykins
My paternal grandma is sweedish. I don't know when they got here. After my parents divorced we died to them. :/
TwistedTrip
Thank goodness I'm not alone lol, I love getting socks! :D
Zodd123
Socks are just a prison for your feet, free yourselves.
deGoodMan
Donate your socks to homeless shelters. They are the most needed and less donated items.
visualvendetta
Yeah, but if they talk like these ones do, they'll just get kicked out of the shelter.
secondcityguitars
Please donate new socks and blankets to the homeless at Seton Northwest Hospital 11113 Research Blvd, Austin, TX 78759 C/O Kim in Pharmacy
iamcoolmike
most of and can't give away quickly enough!
PlusSizedGentlemanInAnUndersizedGarment
Homeless people don't want spunky socks. :) Make sure to donate the clean ones.
iamcoolmike
I read that recently on here and then went and bought a ton of socks and gave them to the local shelter. Apparently it's the item they have
daftthoughts
I think it's best to go ask the shelter what they need the most. Circumstances differ per region and country.
iamcoolmike
Yeah good point
Shane0
Husbands been to a brothel - German equivalent to *Husband didn't put the bins out
WowSoSparkly
You serious?
Shane0
no
WowSoSparkly