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Apr 6, 2017 1:45 AM
carlestercrumplerjr
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Istubbedmytoeonthecouch
I want to meet the OP and give him a manly high five!
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Article 67 of the brocode...
UrsaUrsa
drenix
But, Uruguay is in America
BurritoParty
I'll help a guy out if he doesn't act like a creeper.
IWasInThePool
The Lorenzo von Matterhorn!
thethirdeye
Not all heroes wear capes.
ProfessionalCanadian
updogSmasher
Old but gold
octacat
too much to read, lousy q.
Llamacita
Not all heroes wear capes
Jacquelynihx
Only works as long as your accent isn't a thick Boston or Texan. Those are well recognized. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
Kimanous
What number on the Bro Code is this?
WoestynKat
We'll, he famous now.
Lumpy1Toucan
disgusting
sandshoesman
Yet another stupid "Facebook post" you can be 99% sure of is fake.
ditzlerluke360
Charlottesville!!!
scorpiomoonshine
Just genius.
ScaryTerry99
Best wingman ever
LordStarkillerHimself
Keeping to the Code
Catsandbutts
The real MVP.
HeroOfHellas
And then the whole airport applauded
BagOverMyHead
And the guy's name? Albert Einstein
Terminology
As well as all of the people on the train and the store manager who escorted him out and gave him a full scholarship! Share if you like God!
testzero
Deeannook
Be excellent to each other bro. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
calvinblanes
The next time I see this fucking repost with the same comments I'm gonna kill somebody and run away
Cortezdelanoche
Doesn't matter where you are, or where you are from. Uphold the bro-code!
rezpawner
So, he lied to someone to get laid...How is this a good thing again?
causality
Yeah but I'll care about that when someone gets their child support case thrown out because she lied about being on the pill.
storebrandproductmascot
I think the trick is to not think of women as actual people.
KodakKid3
Because it probably isn't real anyway, so we can appreciate the humor without caring for the negative reality
shockwave
One's after pussy, the others are after the wallet. I'm sure both have lied plenty to get where they were.
jyouhanaie0
Because women are stupid. This lets men know it.
akalien
He lied to get laid, she bedded him cause he was "famous", both on even ground
ListeLeuphana
Why is it not ok to like someone because he is famous? How is this a bad thing comparable to lying to someone? What are ok reasons to like?
ArchAzazel
I think the assumption is that she didn't like him when she thought he wasn't famous which could be misconstrued to make her a gold digger
rocketturttle
it's very shallow
ListeLeuphana
which is indeed not a nice character trait,but in my opinion not comparable with actually lying to people.
FriendlyJerk
If someone is so opportunistic that someone being "famous" is enough to warrant giving them attention when otherwise uninterested, fair.
BaconOnARock
And she only wanted him because he was famous despite not even knowing who he is. How is she really any better?
storebrandproductmascot
And he would have walked right past her if she wasn't pretty. So they're both shallow, but he's a liar, too.
orangorilla
Unless she wore make up, then he just enhanced his status like she did with her beauty.
BaconOnARock
so then is every guy who's asked a stranger out shallow?
storebrandproductmascot
Yeah, but only as shallow as every woman who's ever been impressed by a celebrity. So a pretty common level of shallowness.
DerpyUserID
If we just followed the Bro code, humanity might survive the next 4 years.
spudpicker
By 4 years, do you mean Trump's term? Because I guarantee that Washington has a bro code that will get us all screwed. Just not very gently.
Lumpy1Toucan
no
Dyslexicglove
*humanity might survive
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CometLaHal
good lord its like he doesn't know that contraception exists
DerpyUserID
Be excellent to each other bro.
TerryCruise
Boopbeepbeep
This is why a lot of women steer clear from self proclaimed bros.
CometLaHal
pretty sure a lot more go right for them
samsonguy920
It might be about time we really got interested in looking out for each other more and just wall Washington* in.
samsonguy920
* Feel free to insert your nation's capital in place if it applies. e.g. London
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
How does helping creeps lie to pick up uninterested girls help humanity?
theattacktitan
Without the Bro code, humanity will definitely survive the next 4 years.
DerpyUserID
I can't tell you. Bro code.
goneintheblinkofmyeye
That just makes her a gold digging bitch.
Srslythoguys
I don't think he was looking for a wife
goneintheblinkofmyeye
I would hope not.
Iamfromthedistantfuture
Plot twist: Accidentally helped a human trafficker
Themurderguy
Ha "accidentally"
whiterainbodywash
If someone being famous makes you trust them more or bang them...
demoncandy
I once helped this nice guy in our neighborhood who just wanted to give some kids some free candy and a ride in his big white van...
blackbenetavo
Oddly, username checks out.
KeleesiPls
whoaiknowkungfu
Next thing you know he would want share a cab with these girls because they're so expensive.
Sarcasticbombastic
usernamewillendabrup
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Gayforbae
Spot on reaction
piscesdreamer
Sadly if he was a trafficker he would already have a spotless story made up and would not be nervous or flounder while telling it.
GuardsmanMiku
why is that sadly? did you want the op to have accidentally helped a trafficer?
merprincesspacifica
Sad that traffickers have everything skilfully planned out and rehearsed, Id imagine
OzmaAsimov
He's an amateur, trying to break into the human trafficking gig.
zirtz
"Oh you dont know me?? I'm suspected of killing 80 girls who look just like you :)"
TehStoner
I downvoted the post for that reason. Dont ever be a wingman for someone you dont know. He could be famous for murder in uraguay
Squanch
Well atleast he wasnt lying about being famous
peter028
Is that the trust you place on US customs?
bluedragon93
Our security is laughable
TehStoner
No system is perfect, people slip through in any country
RockEmSockEmRobot
If you mean none, then yes.
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peter028
May I know your nationality?