No Amateurs Please

Feb 20, 2018 12:37 AM

GiveMeBirria

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Found in my local paper #funny #nostalgia

Why is the flooring guy looking for side work? You don't put floors on the side, you just put them on the bottom

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I help him? I want to help him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the Autos Wanted: Good Running. Limping or Junk ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When i first read the title i thought it said no americans.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

have to get a new phone, need one wither 4g coverage, better internet connectivity and MASSIVE space for my music and pics. 36gigs of music

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll help dear!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am also a Hardwood flooring installer with 10 years experience looking for sidework. For real

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol delmarvalous...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the town next to me!..... could be my gramps....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should answer that and make someone happy

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

safety not guaranteed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

grandma is lending me to her friends to fix their stuff now "How do you do all that computer stuff?" gma: "That's what I have grandkids for"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is code for something.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually really cute and funny. Hahaha, no amateurs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*shows up for job. Old man points to a transistor radio and a CD Walkman* "Well, get to it, sonny."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll eat these downvotes but... is it absolutely necessary to call out that you're a WWII vet?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Honestly I'd be more inclined to answer the ad if it didn't mention the vet thing.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Boo WWII vet hater.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I hope someone helped him

8 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 1

I live in Seaford! I can help!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd rather have my teeth pulled than use iTunes, and I'm a software engineer.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

But hes a WWII vet

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Judging by the other replies, there is a shortage of dentists.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ditched iTunes for Music-Bee and Amazon mp3 store. Best switch I've made in a long time. Way more options for cistomization

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He explicit said no amateurs. He's taking about people like you who refuse to use iTunes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I think he meant iPhone users. He's looking for a member of the master race to help him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I never REALLY had an issue with iTunes before getting a Samsung phone and realizing how much easier/intuitive it is on here. Drag n drop!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just had to use it yesterday to back up my old phone. Wanted to pull my teeth out

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's been at least 10 years and it's still broke asf and barely works on Windows. Im dumbfounded.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

@Op making a joke of someone who fought for their country from the tyranny of fascism because they aren't tech savvy is juvenile at best.1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You should learn some respect. This is a prime example of what is wrong with the world. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I see it as free advertisement. There’s already been four people in the comments who live near there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Advertisement you can't respond to... boy you're a smart cookie...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smart enough to recognize where this ad came from and can go help them now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, I have to ask. How exactly does one transfer stuff (Apps/videos/Music/etc) from one ipod/pad/phone to another?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to do it right from the start: Use iTunes to put all the music on the iOS device and you have a master replica in iTunes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a way to do it without iTunes?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seaford, DE?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This is no news paper, this is The Guide. The greatest free publication in existence

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

for a moment i thought it was Seaford, East Sussex, UK. My mum loves there!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the one!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

There's a Seaford In Melbourne Australia too. Probably lots of places but that's the only one I know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew up in Berlin, MD. This is definitely an advertisement in "The Guide" found at gas stations all around Delmarva.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I grew up in Wilmington. Had cousins down in seafood though. Lived on line rd.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I grew up south of there (Salisbury, MD). Which upon closer inspection, appears to also be mentioned (in another ad.)

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sweet. I grew up in Berlin, MD.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I grew up in Dover and searched through for other hidden gems too!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is he still needing this service? I'd love to help. I have to do this for my wife every few years and she did *jack shit* for the Allies.

8 years ago | Likes 897 Dislikes 3

I think that is the best way to think, "Do you want me to help you? Should of helped the Allies." 11/11 would support Allies again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist music is all his original score for a musical about Hitler

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's Fubar

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Allies?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The good guys in WWII. Read a book, child!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get your ass to school!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay that totally made me laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I imagine he's still looking for someone who transfers songs between ipods professionally.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This comment is perfect. Starts sincere, ends sarcastic.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Your wife gave handies to WWII vets?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She doesn't give handies to *anyone*.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ad never mentioned Allies. Very easily could be an Axis vet. Dude still deserves some help though.

8 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Axis did a lot for Allies when they lost, she didn't do jack shit. Prob Swiss, and given her hub's username, as full of holes as the cheese.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Commenter user name checks out...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seaford DE??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

???? ♀️

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry posted before reading other comments! So cool I live in salisbury, what a small world since this app is global

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I moved from DE the biggest thing I realized is people are always amazed to meet me!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So weird theres also a Seaford and Salisbury in Adelaide South Australia.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s pretty awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that place densely populated or something? I mean, I don't usually see 2 comments saying people are from the same area on here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know!!! That’s why I was like “that’s crazy”! Salisbury isn’t a big city by any means, it’s no Chicago or anything

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe Salisbury has an unusually large Imgur community. Might be fun to test out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0