How I imagine designers creating women's fashion - Part 4

"Sir I made these new pants"
"Don't you remember, I said NO POCKETS on women's pants"
"O don't worry sir, these are fake pockets. Just for decoration, totally not functional."

"I want a burlap sack skirt"
"Sure, what do you want me to do with it? Long, short, fitted, a-line?"
"Just the burlap sack itself."

"Sir I've designed all of these cute and colorful bras for our new collection"
"Nice, let's only sell them in A-C cups"
"What about everyone else?"
"Black, white and beige only. And make sure the straps are obnoxiously thick and hideous"

"Speaking of bras, let's make a tank top with a built in bra"
"Smart,, that way they don't have to wear an extra layer underneath"
"Make sure the bra provides no support whatsoever"

"Denim underwear shorts"
"Should we sell them as underwear or as shorts?"
"Yes"

"Let's make a sweatshirt with bullet holes in it"
"That doesn't really seem like our target demographic sir"
"It is if we charge $600 for it"

"I think it's time we created a line of workout wear pants"
"Smart, there's a real gap in the market for high quality gear"
"Make ours so thin the butt is see through"

"Women are so confusing - I just wish I had some way to express that in my design."
"Yes sir, they are a question mark"
"Great idea"
"That wasn't an idea..."
"Send it to production"

"Sir here's the prototype of the new underwear you requested. In tests the models said it was very uncomfortable - like having a permanent wedgie."
"That's perfect."

"How's that ribbon shirt coming along?"
"Good sir, I should be fin" -
- "Nope, this is done."

"Have you seen my glasses?"
"No sir, but that's not even"
"Whatever, close enough"

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Previously on Imgur
Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/6xXTN
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/xWVQa
Part 3: http://imgur.com/gallery/WdGao