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sebtoast
Someone made images of those when they were first posted and I've been using them as screensavers. /a/TIHMB
gynonurseifixyourladybits
That dick hair one, tho...
SonofBackoffWarchild
Sometimes I call cole slaw "cold slaw"
knotwitchcraft
It's collslaw. The "d" is silent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxDO1oMx5O4
MandaloreIncognito
Greatest way to subtly fuck with Imgurian is to repost things from Reddit and act like it's not a big deal.
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
Lustywench99 has read The Art of War.
regretthisalready
In my high school we had a new computer lab, all new desktops. I subtly said "Wow its touch screen" and pretended to touch the monitor. Ne..
regretthisalready
Next thing you know everyone is putting dirty fingers all over the screens.
nightshadow02
Times new Roman? What is this the 90s?
Thisisheavydoc
"Couldn't care less" is the correct phrase.
CassowaryTribulation
You are correct. A+ :-)
switchoffswitchon
Fuck you Josh, you piece of shit
800lbGorilla
yea, fuck you josh!
Heffe3737
When somewhat cuts you off while driving, instead of flipping them the bird, give them a thumbs down. Reactions are way more entertaining.
mastercheif
I once stuck my tongue out and put my thumb on my nose and wiggled my fingers at a guy after he flipped me off, and boy did he get pissed.
rdado
I like doing a super enthusiastic thumbs up with as little sarcasm as possible. Gets solid double take most times
clln86
I always do a thumbs up and hope that messes with them.
Highlander8795
They probably think it's sarcasm, most terrible drivers know what they're doing they just don't care.
thzknee5nfriedchkn
I blow kisses and overly exaggerated wink at them. I get hilarious reactions.
GavinScreaming
I had a guy get super pissed off when I blew him a kiss once after he started laying on his horn. I was actually kinda scared
beardspecialist
I get extra weird with it, I've started putting my fingers in a V and licking between them... Nobody knows what to do with that.
Imjustherefortheluls
Fuck I can't stop laughing
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Lmao! :D
badgerpride
Sarcasm is how i almost never lied as a teen. "Yeah, mom, i totally snuck out last night and you didn't hear a thing"
JoreckRJasra
Used to screen cap the desktop, set that as the wallpaper, then remove the icons from the desktop, frantic clicking ensues.
snotcaulk
"You can't arrange them by penis."
TomBrokaw
Create an empty folder with a sketchy name before the screenshot, eg "sexy bronies", delete it, then proceed as above
paddyjmurphy
I used to work in a bar. One night my friend came in. He smelled fine, but I gave 3 random people free shots if they got chatting to him-
paddyjmurphy
And told him he stank. He ended up going home to shower. He still doesn't know I did that. ????
AntTrapHouse
If I don't like a person I'm talking to I'll pause after a sentence just long enough for them to start responding then I'll continue talking
ffilm
Try looking at their ear instead of their eyes.
BassTapir
Haha, I'll try that one!
eli808
Krys Boyd's Think podcast is one of my faves. She recently had a guest who was unintentionally doing that to her (kept pausing a bit too ->
eli808
long), so Krys would continue her line of questioning only to get cut off. It was absolutely maddening to listen to, I don't know how ->
eli808
she kept her composure!!
eli808
Point is, that's a GOOD one, lol
abruptlycontriveddingo
My cubicle used to be across the partition from the conference room. I downloaded a cat noise app on my phone, and every couple of weeks 1/2
DancePotato
I commend you on your bravery
abruptlycontriveddingo
During an important meeting would play one meow to fuck with all the top people in our office.
usagisailor
Attempted to click the link in the second to last one. I am not a smart (wo)man.
FabiusMemeus
Username is appropriate in this instance.
Scrubbles101
*not a smart rabbit
mastercheif
You just got subtly fucked with
Bopjick
I felt so stupid. Looked around making sure no one knew
cynicmale
Thank goodness I'm not the only one
shepardcommander07
Someone posted the pic as a comment!
usagisailor
Not all heroes wear capes.
DariusWolfe
"I am not a smart (wo)man" It sounds like you're uncertain?
usagisailor
I was quoting Forrest Gump, where he says he's not a smart man, but he knows what love is. However, I am female. :p
HoytVolker
Nice
willisep
Im in the military, my little sister would walk near me subtly calling out marching orders and I due to military training would fall in step
tzips121
I had a teacher who would eat anything on his desk so we would put taffy down and laugh as he tried teaching with a mouth of taffy
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Should've put a gummy dick on his desk
Unistrut
I had a coworker who would eat anything in a bowl on my desk. So I left a bowl of biodegradable packing peanuts there. "A bit bland."
FlameJuggler
while you were fucking with people, i was studying the blade
FilthyRedmond
Is this gonna be the new meme
push926
That made me laugh.
jackpwns
Sick reference. I also feel that fucking with people is cringey
triplecriticaljur
Link for the coin prank : http://i.imgur.com/MClImoO
lokolo11
2-25 years later - "it was just a prank, bro"
Heke0
Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq1rt4iKuYg
mariomario42
Some of these aren't fucking with people, they just think you're an idiot
nuclearpotato
Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy. I win.
ISeeDeadpool
*they'll
RobotCosmonaut
Yeah I fail to see where the fun is in making your coworkers think you're in an incestuous relationship with your sibling
judodonono
"Seriously Jim, 25 years to switch those around?"
WillJeSuis
Especially the pun one, I wouldn't laugh, I'd just stare and think to myself "This guy can't make puns to save his life."
perckq
I'd totally fall for it as I'm ignoring most of the things they're saying.
FaceDownButtUp
Works with feiends you've known for some time, at least in my acquintaces. However the fuck you spell it.
HoytVolker
I like your attitude.
SocoFox
My wife's dumbass ex posted on facebook with "no pun intended" at the end and we were all like, "This idiot doesn't know what a pun is."
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Only try it on people who are less punny than you/ think you're a punmaster and are not your everyday people.
Artoris
I manage a restaurant. We have lots of 20 something girls working for us. I just casually say to them "What happened to your face?"
AcidOPhilus
Or just don't look at them, don't initiate conversation for a long time and at some point ask "WHAT?" really aggressively
spiritussancto
you can also ask them in a concerned voice "are you ok?" every couple of days until they wonder what looks wrong with them
StephenBB81
NO! you must say, what did you do to your eyebrows, they'll be worried all shift about them.
ICollectReactionGifs
calm down satan
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Your username warrants a gif
CanadianFurr
"It's Sateen"
bobon123
I can't stand "I could care less" https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw
oim8bumaciggie
You're supposed to say it in a sarcastic tone so that people know you're not being serious. Most people probably don't know that tho
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
Bless David Mitchell. I forgot that he married and even had a kid with a funny and beautiful woman. The kid will be amazing.
RaspberryRock
It's one thing that always bothered me about The West Wing. Would Toby Siegler ever say, "I could care less"? I mean, he said it quite frequently. And he might have said it in an ironic fashion, but knowing the character he was, I don't think he would do that.
Idsertian
Ah yes, where would the world be without the angry logic of Sir David of Mitchellton?
mimomisu
Same, the post was kind of difficult to comprehend
FilthAndRuin
Reminds me of the Alot: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
ATorsoOnATrampoline
I really enjoyed this post. No pun intended.
DancePotato
I don't think that worked but you achieved a smile out of me
MemeStealingSkeleton
FilthyRedmond
Could you explain?
ATorsoOnATrampoline
Lol... #8
FilthyRedmond
I dont get it
CatPresident
I like to make subtle spelling errors in every single one of my posts and wait for people to reply in anger.
LetMeBeTheLittleSpoon
Milchsteak
Jokes on you, I'm not a native speaker so I probably would not even notice.
SunriseSwivel
That is evil
plenilunius
Use your commas man!!
Rookofpawns
That was a bold play. I like your style.
ISenseAChallenger
Oh fuck you you cheeky cunt
Grimmelda
I reread this so many times...
YankeiDuddle
*SCRUTINIZING*
zalurker
You bastard. I read that about 5 times. You sir, are a master.
tpgreyknight
*subtil
hellafyno
You're such an asshole.
SunriseSwivel
That is evil
TheMuteDoge
Clever girl...
DickDastardly404
right.. you listen here
pfiidude2
I thought this was on par with the entire post. Very Funny
JorganVonStrangle
This comment is diabolical and poetic
IAmACatMeowMeow
I like to occasionally say someone spelled something wrong so they have to go back and look
JustBecauseIRockDoesntMeanImMadeOfStone
You complete and utter bastard!
ibrokemyselflmao
that's just wrong
airandfingers
*weight
Formalis
This really fucked with me. +1 you piece of shit.
Tuwan
Fuck
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
Accordion to a recent survey, people don't notice if you replace one word in a sentence with a musical instrument
Tylvian
damn it damn it damn it
wolfshades
Went through about a dozen of your posts, give or take. Didn't find a single spelling error. I think you're lieing.
FREEClickbaitUsername
AliceDaPanda
You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
NoeCarrier
I'm not being racist, but are you sure about that?
ISenseAChallenger
YOU SPELLED LYING WRONG DAMN YOU
norill
wolfshades
Yup. I wanted to make sure I got @CatPresident 's attention.
DickDastardly404
I used to get into arguments with people playing World of Warcraft a lot, because I was a shitty little teenager with poor confidence. I 1/2
DickDastardly404
realised that nothing pissed people off more during an argument than arbitrarily picking a point and just stopping. Don't reply. Don't 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
AFK, just resolve within yourself that you will not reply to anything they say, no matter what. It's so incredibly unsatisfying, 1.75/2
DickDastardly404
because your argument didn't burn out, you didn't prove your point, and you don't even get the satisfaction of knowing you made your 1.875/2
DickDastardly404
case, only for them to turn ad hominem. Of course the stopper doesn't get that either. It's sorta like a murder-suicide situation. 2/2
ABlasterCat
I like the way you number comments.
tuckerthetortoise
Try saying "bless you" after people cough.
EchoOfSnac
I thought we were supposed to say "November".
GavinScreaming
My friend does this. The looks he gets in our lecture halls is hysterical
Ziek
Life hack: when forgetting someone's name ask them what their name is and after they say their first name say "no your last name"
judodonono
Ill use this! Until now I've been relying on asking how they spell their name. Then come up with a stupid alternate spelling explanation.
kazenokize
I usually just ask for their full name.
DancePotato
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WISDOM
WhoTheFuckisGavin
Or how you spell their name (and then get embarrased for not knowing how to spell Tom)
thethunderbyte
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zzaannsebar
I just ask them how that spell their name
FilthyRedmond
Don't say that to OJ simpson
ShockDeliveredResumeCPR
Or you can ask how they spell their name. Works for me
teh0khardic
The Australian version is just to call everyone "mate"
SangFromHongKong
Durbin
HypocriticalBastard
I'd still forget it in 30 seconds.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Forget what?
1Plebian
I need this
SchrodingersDictator
And then their last name is smith.
YoshReyez
smythe.
PinkyandtheBane
John Smith 1882
takethatwizardglick
I've done that, except I ask how to say their name
YoshReyez
"Bryyy --yannn"
ffilm
I did that once, guy looked at me like I was nuts. "Uh, Jones. Just like it's spelled." Me: "Oh, yeah. I have trouble with that sometimes."
somenerandom
"why the fuck do you need my last name we barely know each other"
stackoverflo
"Because I used to know 2 of [first name]'s, and I can't remember which one you are!" Or something along those lines
QuadrilateralEnix
This reply is the reason I never try that trick.
FuckYouAndYourHappiness
You remind me of ______, i was wondering if you might've been related, but it could just be me. There you go, easy bs out of weird moment
FuckYouAndYourHappiness
You remind me of ______, i was wondering if you might've been related, but it could just be me. There you go, easy bs out of weird moment
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somenerandom
No,I'm saying that just stating"sorry mate,bad with names, what's yours again? "with a smile is a lot less cringy
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somenerandom
Oh okay, didn't know you were 12, my bad. Carry on.
somenerandom
Source:I'm bad with names.For 22 years I've used this and not a single person has been actually offended.
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podunkpfunk
I just thought of one : screenshot hyperlinks & watch people try to click them. I don't remember what made me think of that...
dekket
An Imgur post a few months ago.
digitalutopia
In forums/comment sections that support styles, I like to change the color, and underline random sections of text, to match the site's urls.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
As long as the background screenshot color matches imgur background black
norill
also most people use shitty blurry text rendering so i can tell right away if something is a text or an image
BahamutBBob
This would only fool mobile users, since image links (usually) automatically load for them, but never for desktop users.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Mine load most of the time on mobile, but not all the time
MrsVond
This is almost like deja vu.
Ihave6cats
I had to come back and upvote you.
bepadapbadabop
On a similar note I occasionally paste hyperlinks and they keep the formatting and color but not the actual link ability . It infuriates me.
hungriesthippo
This is almost like deja vu.
kodtulch
Back in the AIM days, when I was sharing links with a friend, I'd then change my font color to hyperlink blue and send the word "here".
wabitgirl
I occasionally make certain words in my essays for class blue and underlined. This is especially fun as a psych major.
CanadianFurr
Another reason to take psychology...
wabitgirl
I like doing it to my psycholinguistics TA, because I know it fucks with her super hard.
jkglife
Better yet, make a single character in the word a link but not the rest of the word. Great on a group email.
UmaroXP
I've actually tried to click a link on an actual piece of paper before. It was color printed and it had been a while since I'd used paper.
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
...Jesus.
tinytrashcan
Like, with your finger? Or did you pick up your mouse and touch it to the link or?
UmaroXP
With my finger.
TheTacticalSpoon
This is almost like deja vu
Cjamhampton
I just thought of one : screenshot hyperlinks & watch people try to click them. I don't remember what made me think of that...
anonymousfoxymous
This is almost like deja vu
Unravelled
I just fucking did that and I feel like an idiot
Jodas72
I just thought of one : screenshot hyperlinks & watch people try to click them. I don't remember what made me think of that...
doublethumbed
This is almost like deja vu
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
This is almost like deja vu
Lonefish
Would've been funny if the deja vu one was in there twice..
KillahQueen
Have you been in this place before?
stresstwig
i did that in a college essay on my bibliography page. i typed it, then screened it, and pasted it back in.
stresstwig
prof was a gigantic dick, in my defense.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
A gigantic dick?
MothsHaveFeelingsToo
How big a dick are we talking here? Like, horse-size, or just slightly larger than the average?