Thingamajiggly
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I would love to say that to you
May 7, 2015 5:51 PM
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halfaginger63
This helped me through my day. Thank you.
Ihavemyxomatosis
Ah, to be as loved as the muse of Mr. Pointdexter....
TerminalHerpes
these make me feel a depressed kind of happy
Imuhjeen
Lemony Snicket is a wonderful writer.
RunUpOnTheBitchSniffTheButtUpOnTheBitch
Omg his quote is the only one that actually made me cry. I might be intoxicated, but that is a beautiful quote
witchzenka
I think I am in love with Christopher Poindexter right now. Sorry, Neruda.
mishappeningDad
I don't like this being called porn. Where porn only leaves you empty and dead I find these bringing me to a place of fullness and life.
antiskunk
Done anyone remember when this was called poetry? (besides pepperidge farms)
3rdHenchman
empty and dead? you need to find yourself some better porn
Beeblebee33
Agreed.
A11smart
Notably with such wondrous wordings, it seems like a simplistic eye-grabbing misnomer. Has the word "gem" fallen so outside our vernacular?
ajw08j
Damn, I should get a typewriter. I could literally type garbage but it would look so damn sexy.
HauteChocolate
Speaking of, there was a recent post like this, and I think that this one is trying to play off of that one's hype but the content...
SmokedtheChair
That's why i learned calligraphy. "Hambergur" looks beautiful
BamBrightside
Show imgur please
SmokedtheChair
Next time i'm near someone with a smartphone, i will.
crazybatshit99
Any word processing program has that specific font, you need only change it.
CaptSlowShow
Just imagine the effect sexy words would have! I have a 100 year old typewriter but have no one to send sexy poems to, it's a tragedy.
booberella
Send me sexy poems typed on the type writer plz
eggwig
Me too pls
CaptSlowShow
What side of the Atlantic Ocean are you on? Damning geography is my favorite theme in poetry.
eggwig
I'm on the FREE side!!!
CaptSlowShow
What side of the Atlantic Ocean are you on? Damning geography is my favorite theme in poetry.
booberella
I'm Irish, and a geography major! This should be interesting!
CaptSlowShow
Be still my heart! This might be a half legit poem, fair warning.
sotiredsoverytired
I'm so word hard right now...
ColinCraig
When did we start calling poems "word porn"? Don't I miss a thing?
Darksideofuranus
Yes the thing where now all poems are referred to as word porn
Doopapotamus
TALK WORDY TO ME, BABY
sotiredsoverytired
Please be a girl... please be a girl...
CleoPatrickSwayze
Sounds like you got a wordy.
sotiredsoverytired
Schhhwinnnggg verbose.
Heroasteral
I like to write stuff so I wrote one I like a lot down. http://imgur.com/QI7qL8Z
kennypowersMFCEO
you do have very nice handwriting, but "two things defines you" is kiling me
Heroasteral
Oh fuck my arse sideways with a rake... This is why I can't have nice things
kennypowersMFCEO
IT'S STILL NICE!
kennypowersMFCEO
....just a bit wrong
yourCleverUsername10
Wordgasm!
WisdomThumbs
It makes me sad that Hemingway wrote so fiercely about what hurt him, and was still so depressed that he killed himself.
diabolicaljazz
Here's a poem by JP White that's more my speed:
Hassawi
The quote saying "two things define you" is from a man called Imam Ali. He is a well know person in Islam and he has amazing quotes.
Mynameisandadniela
These made my heart skip a beat thank you op
pjamles
ANOTHER!
blinkmerealgood
If anyone needs me I'll be lying on the floor for the next 14 hours thinking about what I'm doing with my life...
pandibearclaw
Favoriting to make Pinterest inspired art work that I'll never get around to.
IAmInGreatPainPleaseHelpMe
The first time I made coffee for just myself I made too much of it, but I drank it all just cause you hate it when I let things go to waste.
IAmInGreatPainPleaseHelpMe
No punctuation cause well... character limit.
unresponsivenipples
I thought these were quotes of porn site comments at first because I never look at them and got really confused.
butterfly88i88
that would be porn words, easily confused
ishityounotilovepunsthatmuch
Poindexter has such game
watermelonsz
The one by Beau Taplin (#32) physically hurt
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
MilanDespande
Oh boy!
mackspower
Sounds like it's time to move along with your life
ramarins
Favoriting because one day I hope I get to say my vows. ;-/
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
Ah yes, Frank Kafka who wrote 'The Trail', detailing the events of the life of Josef Que.
JulianPlowden
Thank you for being the other one to notice, it was driving me insane.
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
It worried me no one else had picked up on it. I googled 'Frank Kafka' to make sure I wasn't wrong.
boatsagainstthecurrent
Fuck I'm lonely
EngravedToaster
...but are you also searching?
bcl0328
i am, but i think in today's world with online dating girls are holding out to see if they can do better. great first dates mean nothing.
Liloya
I think people just are starting to not trust their hearts anymore. You become burnt and all you can think of is every mistake in your past~
Liloya
And how to decide which is the next mistake to make.
ItBeLikeThatSometimesss
Much love <33 We're never truly alone
efhawthorne
Hello friend. Tell me things.
gracepollok
Live life to the point of tears - Albert Camus. One of my favourites
YourNameIsTaken
Yet he wrote "The Stranger." Probably the definition of a man who loves nothing, or close to nothing. Not even life when it came down to it.
MyxlPlyxl
"She never looked nice; she looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice. It was supposed to make you feel something."
TheWalkingTaco
Wasn't this from The Stranger ?
MyxlPlyxl
I'm not sure. I just remember seeing it from another word porn.
TwinkleTwinklePatrickStar
I think it's from r.m. drake.
Conejito
Done and doing. Maybe that's why people always ask if I've been crying. (good quote! Thanks)
Eowyneb
i love Camus
blackwidowsideboob
All that is not saved will be lost- Nintendo quit screen
TavoreParan
I love you as one loves certain obscure things, secretly, between the shadow and the soul - pablo neruda
marieray
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep" (2)
NevermindIguess
Best poet of his time, at the very least.
JaqsRabbit
I used this poem on my wedding invitations. It is the poem that got me interested in poetry, because I found it so powerful and incredible.
marieray
"so I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, (1)
MoosecuntSupreme
I'm not in a very good place right now and reading these made me burst into tears. My heart aches now, but I feel lighter.
splaaart
Hugs to you!
SPlathEffect
Same. Although with a username like that I'd think you'd be set. ;-)
MoosecuntSupreme
Haha, I know right? Sadly, I'm not as supreme as I lead others to believe
Dawnstempest
None of us ever are. Sometimes we are even better.
MoosecuntSupreme
Haha, thank you. I needed that.
Rookvlees
That "'One day, whether you are 14, 28 or 65" is from Beau Taplin. It nearly killed me when first I read it and leaves me even now in ruins.
debilitatedbychoicehelp
Also so true... phwoar. Powerful stuff.
sirplayerone
I had a someone like that, but she killed that fire, killed it with the love she took away from me. Yet, the ashes still smolder,waiting 1/2
sirplayerone
2/2 for someone to breath them to life.
thingssomeonesays
It's...terrifying.
2020happened
Met him 12 years ago, was "just a crush" and i ended up being crushed. Still, he's the one who comes to mind for this one..
SonOfEdward
I think most people have someone that comes to mind for this one unfortunately
elysiumstarz
I married my firestarter. :)
jakafett
Twisted firestarter? https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw
Rookvlees
Good on you
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Me too! 29 years and still trucking. Space Trucking that is.
CountCrow
Awwwwww COME ON
DualSupernova
Lucky.. Cherish him/her
yupthoserboobs
I think it may have already happened to me. :/
DualSupernova
Sucks, doesn't it? I don't know what to do
AdioSequence
you and me both...
rumblerumblerum
Beau taplin.
obscureallusion
When I saw her for the first time when I was 15, I knew exactly what was happening. And still I sold all my numb and lonliness for
obscureallusion
a lifetime of nights filled with laughter that wakes the neighborhood, ardent passion, and yearning stares when she's not looking.
cgtodd15
"I remembered that it hurt....looking at her hurt."
jkthatsnotme
Yeah, made me actually gasp. And then breathe fast, because it's so frickin true.
LarryLeisureSuit
This one. It always kills me.
ufahmed
I know how you feel..
a113ykat
That one quote brought me to tears tonight :(
TeamRocketHR
*hug*
a113ykat
thank you <3 stupid boy drama haha
TheycallmetheDoddOne
My greatest fear
KnightoftheN64
Completely agree, that is a powerful quote.
orderofthephoenix16
mine ended up abusing me ?
romuna
Even though I've been in relationships during this time, I've been waiting for someone for nine years. I guess I'll be waiting forever.
shecallmemisterboombasticsaymefantastic
I was in love with someone for a decade. Met as teenagers and dated on and off (the final time was a 5 year long relationship.) (1/?)
shecallmemisterboombasticsaymefantastic
When we broke up I truly didn't know what would happen, I was in love with this person for half my life. And then I met my fire starter(2/?)
shecallmemisterboombasticsaymefantastic
I have never loved anyone like this or been loved by anyone like this. And I never saw it coming either. I hope it happens for you too. 3/3
romuna
I hope so as well, although as a poet I kinda like the idea of "the one that got away". No need to actively wait around though, if it's 1/2
CountCrow
This is my life man. I've literally gone weak at the arms reading it
sardonicvileplume
I have known two such women in my life: one when I was 15, and one now at age 27. Both never saw me as more than a friend...65? Really?
kingofmoydow
Poindexter must have dealt with some amount of grief in his life to be able to write all he wrote. Wonder was it all over one girl?
flabbyhayes829
That sounds like some Drake kinda shit
boyburnsworld
building up the pieces until it is a pert of you no matter how hard you try
Kirchmeister
If it were me, then it would have been unfortunately.
phdinhorribleness
I'd guess his grief came from more than just a broken heart
ThePsychoanalyst
Always is about one girl
Senatoruppercut
Fuckin' Becky
signuptoday
I should read a book.
boyburnsworld
it starts with that one girl and then you carry a small piece of it to each one after
TheExistentialMillennial
That's what I asked myself about Damie Rice...
TheExistentialMillennial
*Damien Rice... I am drunk typing on my phone.
kowalibear
His album O got me through my first heartbreak.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
https://instagram.com/_leiluna/ This is his current girlfriend of just over 3 years. Probably her?
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
https://instagram.com/christopherpoindexter his instagram
lidsyam
You can ask him, he's on Instagram.
iwasntsupposedtobehere
Thanks!
kingofmoydow
TIL a lot. Thanks (",)
WhatsTheMatterOtter
Holy hell I found my new favorite emoji. Thank u.
Bombideer
I don't get it... O.o
WhatsTheMatterOtter
(",) it's supposed to be a smiley face, right?
SmokedtheChair
If i ever inspired someone to write like this, i would feel so guilty. If i was inspired like this, i would be in pain.
MilanDespande
Very well said Sir/madam!!
SmokedtheChair
Madam. Thank you.
IAmTheGatekeeper
At least pain is remembered.
SmokedtheChair
Aye, that's true.
ObnoxiousHashtagGuy
#Poindexter
nosurecure
My favorite.
imfeelingskinnytony
Pointydexter killing it
dancfontaine
LMEONY SNICKET BITCHES
tanebou
He really has some beautiful stuff in there.
kowalibear
Seriously. Thank you for introducing me to him OP. Not sure how I missed him growing up.
NinjasStoleMyMama
Okay smarty, go to a party.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Never heard of him until these posts and I am loving him!
FelixFelicisWithChocolateCoveredFrogsHoldTheEveryFlavoredBeans
Every time I would happen to see his name written below the text before reading/finishing a passage I was like, "This will be great."
kowalibear
I just read through his poems on Instagram for an hour. Damn. Also bought his book.
UsePNGnotJPEG
so hot right now
tehniceguy
Hot like the space between my legs.
MmmmBaconFetus
Hot like the warmth of the chaos around us?
dancfontaine
Hot perhaps as contrasted against the cold state of this isolated personal condition we collectively suffer
MmmmBaconFetus
Oh dang
ItsThatDamnHanselHesSoHotRightNow
I feel like I should be notified of who's hot right now.
thatkidiscrazy104
He could get into my pants any day
benephon
#buk
Bigal1027
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/aa/22/0e/aa220e0682fb7e4e7e59d9a194a384bb.jpg One of my favorites
kungfuskunk
He has some pretty good stuff, but some of it is just bleh, he cannot handle the use of the expletive. He knows his audience.
kungfuskunk
We hardly remember all the poetry we read. All poets seek that one line that etches itself in memory. It's usually not always the best line.
tanebou
I was thinking the same, some gems in there but most of it tumblr type stuff. Then I looked him up, and he's a tumblr poet.
Foag
OMG THANK YOU! I feel like I was taking crazy pills for a second, he's cheesy to me, like those romantic novels all of our aunts read.
kungfuskunk
I write sometimes, and I've always noticed that the ones most popular with my friends, are the ones I feel are slightly lacklustre. Strange.
YallDunGoofed
This. Thanks a lot, amigo.
arandomgeek
This post showed me that I don't really care for him. I preferred almost every other one more than his.
therealsuperman8
The first 2 were great. Really something... Kinda lost me after that
Zombles
Agreed, his feel like bad Tumblr attempts at romantic profundity
mateysaidwot
Written with pencil in a school notebook, you'd read once and say "Awe, I know. Thirteen's rough."
Ridikulus
Yep, I found the other quotes much more clever and apt in their descriptions.
stardrift
His lines sound too fabricated if you ask me; too much exaggerated emotion.
SqueakShow
Dude is seriously hung up on some chick. Reeks of stalker.
noisetosignal
Sounds contrived to me I can't feel the sincerity. Like a Hallmark card.
BiggieShakur
Like Neruda but without his sexiness and instead filled with obsession.
CrocodileTears19
These posts, especially this one, make me think maybe I need to read his work
Therearetoomanyusernames
Me too!'
lyricallove
Me three!
PrisonDementor
You should! He's on instagram. I love his stuff.
Thingamajiggly
#heisthebest
IAmCabbageLord
Where do you find these?
scaleforbanana
I read that as heist he best
mrmarvel2013
#heisthebeyst
mutuallyrepulsive
Heist the beast?
Coolappatamis
#HeIsWordPorn
Myotherusernameistaken
He probably got so much pussy
JesusHorsedickChrist
Heist he best, indeed.
foxtale11
I'm absolutely in love with him. The next boy to quote him to me would probably have my heart
HogwartsAlumnus
How about girl?
foxtale11
No but i can pair you up with some cute ones.
Orion1453
Definitely my favorite wordpornstar.
Squirrelmastersbitch
Bukowski>
kluza
Good luck chuck !
tehniceguy
"If darkness is really not darkness at all, but rather, the absence of light, then my flaws are not really flaws at all, but rather...
tehniceguy
...the absence of you." - Christopher Poindexter.
Thingamajiggly
Oh my goodness, me too...
SlowLightning
"Take me as I am naked." ~Christopher Poindexter
foxtale11
The best time to take you, my sweet.
MarvinMacMarten
*Poindexterquote*http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/workaholics-sup.gif
foxtale11
Well played. You. I like you.
MarvinMacMarten
I like you too unknown Imgurian. http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a099yMZ_460sa.gif
foxtale11
*swoons*
FourDeathSavingThrows
You could say he HAS YOUR HEART!
foxtale11
One of them at least. I have a collection.